https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg-Ctg6k_Ao>Liara will return in the new Mass Effect>it's been 5 years since the teaser announcementHow are we feeling, blueberry lovers? Is there any hopium left? Will Shepard return?
Femshep is for TRANNIES. That is all.
>>732141882The game is either about to be shadow dropped in the next 6 months or it was rebooted at least once if not straight up cancelled and they just haven't told anyone.
Blueberry is for ETERNITY. That is all.
I hate Liara so much, the unkillable writer's pet
>>732141882>You WILL like the timeskip>You WILL like the connection to Andromeda>You WILL like the new retard protagonist>You WILL live in a cryopod>You WILL be happyWe ran out of hopium 14 years ago. It's over.
Oh boy more schizo samefagging threads from the janny
>>732141882let it die>>732141925fpbp
>>732141925FPBP.
>>732141985>posts gay porn ok fag
>>732141882I have precisely 0 confidence nu-Bioware isn't going to fuck this up. Remember, the vast majority of this game's development happened before "wokeness" started becoming unpopular.
>>732141963It got rebooted after Veilguard released. Source is Mark Darrah in a video in his youtube channel about a year ago.
I wish they did a better job with Andromeda so we'd have more games there.started replaying it recently and it's actually not bad, modded some of the ugly away and companions are kinda shit though especially Corathey'll find a way to fuck up the new game, I'm sure
>>732141882waiting for a new mass effect game is the sole reason i keep waking up every day
Your favorite Mass Effect track. NOW!!
I love Liara so much, the undeniable Shepard's pet
>>732141985There isn't a male loneliness epidemic.There is an undatable femoid epidemic.Women are crashing out publicly on TikTok every day about men not dating them.
>>732141882>>732141993
>>732142161an end once and for all
>>732142161Sorry chud, this is how N7 agents look like now.
>>732142161M4, Pt 2
Just wanted a game about being a CSEC detective on the Citadel. Instead we got a bunch of nobodies in some different place in space encountering gay ugly aliens. And now we get to skip ahead hundreds of years when most of the old squads are dead and buried and Liara's tits are sagging to the floor and Shepard has to be gay to fit into the new gay galaxy. Everything is going to suck and be gay.
>>732142140If Bioware want to make more Andromeda games, they should do it. I ain't buying, though.
>>732142193
Shepard.
>>732142098I can't find anyone backing up that story. Rebooting a game that was in development for like 5, 6, 7 years is beyond retarded. Even for EA.
>>732142259But anon...what if it's NOT gay? I know it seems impossible....but would be willing to believe in a dream? Are you willing to hold on to it?
>>732141882>My name is Commander Shepard, and I’m puttin' together a special team. I need me eight soldiers. Eight Batarian-killer soldiers. We’re gonna be dropped into the Traverse, dressed as civilians, and we’re gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Batarians.The Hegemony ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a slave-tradin', mass-murderin' maniac and they need to be destroyed. That’s why every son of a gun we find wearin' those four eyes, they’re gonna die.I’m the first Human Spectre. That means I got the Council behind me, but we're playin' by my rules now. Our battle plan will be that of an N7 resistance. We will be cruel to the Batarians, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Batarian won't be able to help himself but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our omni-blades. And the Batarian will be sickened by us, and the Batarian will talk about us, and the Batarian will fear us.Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Batarian scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Batarian scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Batarians. Or you will die tryin'.
>>732141993I NEED GF TO GIVE HEADPATS TO
>>732142259All I heard was milf liara
>>732142161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZArBXYO1Nk
No Shepard, no buy. Simple as.
Liara riding Femshep's 12 inch futacock
>he still thinks old grizzled Sheploo isn't in>he still thinks it's going to be gay>he still thinks it's overI shiggy diggy doobert.
>Nu-Bioware will give you the option to fuck hag Liara and cuck Shepard
>>732141925fpbp
>>732142369Grunt.Shepard.Wrex.Shepard.Grunt.Shepard, Shepard, Shepard....Wrex.
>>732142161https://gofile.io/d/xZ7ZuaI'm sorry, there's video footage to go along with it. I can't put it on youtube.
>>732141882VA is haggified by now
>>732142662>that face Shepard makes at the endSOVL.
>>732142161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea1eWarxdxQVigil is easily the best.>>732142571what if we compromise and fuck Shepard's great-great-great asari granddaughter
>Stay away from my daughter, Shepard.
>>732142193>>732142329What did she mean by this?
>>732142328An ugly obnoxious far woman can go on a dating up and get her cunt fucked.That's not an accomplishment, that's not a relationship.I don't want to have anything to do with these women.>An only fans whore makes more money than you ever will AND in the end some white guy will ask her to marry him.Good for him, if that's what he wants. He can have it.
>>732142794>I don't want to have anything to do with these women.Yeah you're an incel by "choice" because women are awful LMAOOOO
>>732142751I didn't realize until last year that she was voiced by Counselor Troi.
>>732142328I can get dates with multiple women but I chose not to fuck out my face faggot
>another mass effect threadAt this rate you may as well bring back /meg/
>>732142932do it u coward
>Mass EffectUnc thread.
>>732142708YUM
>>732142372It wasn't in development for any amount of years close to that, though.ME development was abandoned in 2023, when what remained of Bioware after a round of layoffs was put in charge of pushing Veilguard out the door, and did not resume until mid 2025. At which point Bioware got restructured into a label, as Bioware Edmonton got turned into a generic EA work hub. Now, anyone working at EA can at any point be labeled Bioware, without even half a month of gamedev under their belt, because Bioware has no HQ, and its total staff number less than 50 people. You're goddamn right a game that no longer has the staff to support its original scope is getting rebooted.
>>732142932sorry, the collective subconscious is pushing us to replay Mass Effect and God of War
>>732142930>I can get dates with multiple womenIn Mass Effect maybe, not in real life HAHAHA
>>732141985>Fag pretending his opinion mattersLol, lmao even
>>732142932It died because nobody wants to use /vg/, not because nobody wants to talk ME
>>732141882>>732141963how the fuck is bioware still in business?
>>732142259>Just wanted a game about being a CSEC detective on the Citadel.You understand, at least, why that game would fail financially?
Jack is the best.
>>732143047Most of the more casual generals are on /vm/ now
>>732142561>old grizzled SheplooNo. Peak Sheploo.None of this old, decrepit and demoralized shit.I'm not here to see my old lady waifu. I want peak prime human pussy.
>>732143016You post gay porn and attempt to demoralize straight men but fail miserably, get aids please.
>>732143057It would not be a game with a budget the size of the other MEs. It would be a smaller title and heavily relied on reused assets from ME2/3, the same way they handle DLCs.
>>732142751Consider it done.
>>732141985Anyone else find that any expressed opinion is immediately invalidated in your mind the moment you find that it's coming from a fag?
>>732143118>Mass Effect 3 co-op generalI can see it
>>732143132>he doesn't knowOld Leon, Old Geralt, Arthur Morgan, etc etc..Grizzled Sheploo will be a hetero chick magnet as well as a gay magnet. It only makes sense
>>732143207ok faggot
>>732142868Yes, that's right. I mean, look at the kind of women you described, as your go to examples. Why would I want to have anything to do with them? If you think that's good, great. But I don't have to.
TOTAL REAPER DEATH!!!
>>732143207Uhhh Mass Effect? What a disgusting tranny
>>732143253Straight man here, he's right and us straight men are pathetic, suicidal and none of us have sex so i don't think his opinion is invalid when it's not even an opinion but a fact.
>>732143056Technically, they aren't. See >>732143006Bioware is a random label that EA can plaster on anyone now and call it a Bioware game.
>>732141925
>>732143056I think they are just a vanity/prestige studio. They haven't made a fucking dime for EA in years, been restructured at least once and only had stinkers since Inquisition. Maybe they are just not a big enough drain on EAs resources to shut them down. Like a $5 sub that you haven't gotten around to cancel yet despite not using it for years.
>>732143176And is this the game that in 2028 is gonna revive Bioware and Mass Effect?
>guns used in cutscenes aren't what you previously equipped>characters hold SMGs & ARs like pistols
>>732143502motherfuckers I said what I wanted, not what Bioware/EA/Saudi Arabia wants. I don't give a fuck about profitability. Miss me with that shit.
>>732143370Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Also straight man here. I like to go to gay porn theater and suck dick in the bathroom stalls. I lick the cum of other men off the walls and tiled floors that are mixed with shit and piss.I'm so fucking straight man, I promise.Who the fuck believes you, you fucking faggot?
>>732141882Based Liara bros I have zero hope the next game won't be garbage
>>732143627You jest but that's the average straight male behavior.
MY FUARKINGGGGGG HEROOOOOOO!!!
>>732143297Rejected.
>>732143207what happened in hololive? I haven't watched since Gura died of AIDS >>732143047/vg/ is such an ass board and it's one of the fastest for some fucking reason
>>732143465Hmmm....not seeing any Mass EffectPretty weird, isn't it
>>732143465get aids please
>>732143465Yes, bring more of those unhinged lonely women in here to tell me how awful I am for not dating them. I will continue to do nothing.
>>732143624If Bioware wanted a game that fails, why would they make what you want, instead what they want, which is Andromeda 2?
>>732141985what's even worse than being a faggot is unironically thinking Kaidan, the most milquetoast boring ass character in the franchise, is better than the Shadow Broker lmao cope
>>732143741> Mass effect is when i'm a lonely incel talking all day about the fictional woman i pretend is my gf because women in real life don't want mePathetic.
>>732143412I did not know that>>732143538Didn't they fix that in 3? I know I used the avenger and basic gear in 2 because that cutscene shit bugged me
Why are faggots so gay and disgusting, and why are they obsessed with destroying everything they touch with disgusting gay faggotry?Is it the parasites?
>>732143687Maybe in India and Pakistan.
>>732143465Given the state of people today, maybe being alone is better. Be it by choice or otherwise.
>>732142094yeah this is what I'm thinking. Game's 100% gonna have asari discussing pronouns and other fag shit
>>732143914> Cries about gays> Posts a man hating dyke who had sex with like 9999 peopleHAHAHAHA
I hate what Bioware has become.
>>732143104>allow jack to cry in your arms as you cuddle herthe best
post women to scare the fag away
>>732143914Eat enough cum infested crusty male assholes, one of them is bound get some maggots up your brain. I bet it's tastier with HIV, too.This faggot is just that deranged.Sorry for the vomit inducing painted picture.
love Miri
>>732144146Bros.....
>>732141882>Liara will return in the new Mass EffectUgh. I guess I shouldn't be so hard on Liara, her writing seemed to stabilize in 3 at least. Still feels like a character they tried to do too much with and failed to sell half of it.
I didn't pay anything beyond the second game. I honestly think this series was a milestone in the enshittification of video games and internet culture as a whole. All the gender and sexuality representation shit started here.
>>732144193My only regret is not having more Yvonnes.
>>732141882After the shitfuck that was Andromeda YOU DARE to bait me like this. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I ain't buying shit. Fuck you.
>>732144332https://yvonne-strahovski.net/gallery/index.phplots of Yvonnes here friend
>>732143796nta but would you consider yourself an unhinged, lonely male? Isn't it all a matter of perspective and overinflated expectations?
>>732143207You are literally gay lmao
>>732143914dysgenic freaks cannot create, they can only destroy
>>732144530>>nta but would you consider yourself an unhinged, lonely male? Isn't it all a matter of perspective and overinflated expectations?Define unhinged and overinflated expectations.I don't think I am unhinged, nor do I think my expectations are overinflated.
>tranny seething and shitting up the thread
>>732144718Post women and watch him flee.
I like porn where an asari fucks a beast like a dog or whatever because aside from the usual degeneracy of such an act, with asari it gets extra humilitating because they could actually get pregnant. imagine being an asari and having to explain that your mate, which your culture encourages to choose very carefully to create the most viable, improved offspring, was a fucking dog
>>732144412I ... may have a lot of Yvonnes. And they may still not be enough.
>>732144781>I self insert as the asariI always figured we all agreed to be the beast in this situation.
>>732144838This website has tens of thousands of Yvonnes. Get to curating!!!
>>732144838Oh Jesus.
>>732141985Kaidan is Ryan Gosling of vidya and doesn't get as much love as he deserves because they made him a faggot in 3
>>732144914
>>732144903I don't see the contradiction here
> Straight men are so lonely they make parasocial relationships with fictional women or actressesHAHAHAHAHAHAHJesus christ how pathetic. No wonder straight male suicide rates are so high.
...Javik and Garrus are making fun of my aim.Can they fuck off? I have performance anxiety.Thank fuck Ashley isn't here.
>>732142193What potato requires you to run 1080p low?
>>732145019>pitching and catching are the same activitywew lad
>>732141882>that smilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1bmgBrZYYk
>>732144945She makes something so plain and silly look great.Anyway, anyone notice how great a shape she seems to be after the third baby?
Faggot mad a straight men because they won't fuck his aids ass kek
>>732144903I dont really insert in any partyI am an observer to the humiliation, a humiliation that is enhanced by empathy towards asari culture
>>732145016WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT MODDED WARP AMMO
>>732145170>I am the cuck chairbased, king.
>>732145080>parasocial relationships with fictional women or actressesThat's been a thing since forever, and it is irrelevant to real world conditions.Women do the same things. Just, you know, with fucking Minotaurs and Vampires.Anyways, here's what I think Miranda looks out of her suit. What do you guys think her body type is?
>>732145337I mean the faggot is literally doing the same thing with Kaidan he's trying to shame straight guys for. He's just a trolling retard
>>732145165Tim looking like Casey Affleck in the back there.This is in motion, but look at that firm tummy on Yvonne. This is fairly recent.
>>732145217HELP! THAT SMILE DISARMED ME!
Stunning hag
2007...what a time
>>732145564Which SAGA was this from? This year's?
>>732145672That website only has images up to 2020
>>732145643There are certain hairdos that work better than other. Trying to smile with hair pulled back makes for some quite interesting, lets say, expressions. As a guy with long hair, of similar age, I prefer to have some lax in my ponytail.
>>732145818I think her skin looks better now. And a lot of that time she spent during pregnancies. So that fucks up your skin a lot. She is older here, but her skin looks much better.
motherfuckers falling for an australian woman. moot tried to warn you years ago but still you let their ozzie hooks grab you
>>732145930Or maybe it is the cosmetic brand she switched to. Which she also bought.
>>732145961>be a fag>bad mouth 'StrayansI don't associate with people that don't at least acknowledge Queen Kylie.I got so emotional, I think I'll crap open a Fosters.
>>732146001Was the bra that thin, was it that chilly, or was Yvonne that aroused, that the entire shoot is all about her pokies? They're in every single one!
>>732146201>crapcrackfucking auto correct.Fine, I'll pay your stupid Kylie tax, damn.
>>732146448I'll throw in some Daro'Xen tax.
>>732146529Fuck me, I forgot that.
>>732141985"Hard" gameplay for the chuds. Romance and sex for the femoids. Both will defend it.>BG3>Personaetc
>>732141882>Shilling a game from the same company that released Dragon Age Veilguard
>>732146592The GQ Australia shoot had some of the best stuff. I am thankful for it, every day of my life.
>>732146809It makes weird things happen in my brain.
>[Deleted]Get fucked homo
>>732146875>>732146887Absolutely top notch stuff.
>>732145556That rifle doing God's work, giving us a peek at that Strahovski booty.
She'll always have a special place in it, but my heart still remains eternally with Liara
>>732143056>how the fuck is any aaa still in businessThey're not in the business of making money. They're in the business of making (((modern audiences)))
>>732147046I was told that part of the Bioware plan was to continue upping the Liara content, until sales improve.Literally no word on any other ME character, though.
this thread used to be about mass effect
>>732147306>Yvonne Strahovski is not Mass EffectOK, fag.
All those Yvone posting is reminding me a Chuck. I really liked that show.
>>732147608The company that has the distribution rights does not believe that a 4K remaster will sell, so Chuck remaster never ever.
>>732147182It's not about Liara herself though, it's about that context surrounding her, the game development standards that would create a "Liara" or a "Miranda" in the first place. Beautiful space babes, bold and memorable, sexy designs that are also restrained, they're totally devoted to the MC and their cause like a true RPG wife. Always 10 toes down, Shepards' biggest supporter, whether you romance them or not. Liara devotes many efforts across all three games while someone like Miranda painstakingly oversaw your own resurrection and is basically the best overall squadmate in her game next to big G.I'm always ready for awesome new characters to wow me. They don't have to be the same ones I liked back then. But they have to have that "something". Mass Effect Andromeda didn't have a single one of em.
>>732147734This is your little girl /v/. Look what Bioware took from you.
>>732147742Bioware managed to do that with ME2, and hadn't done that since BG2. And to think that in the tail end of 10 years they repeated that is absolutely insane. But now, it's been 16 years and chances of them doing it again is non-existent. No, I take that back, it's in the negatives. I give them a negative 50% chance of creating memorable new characters.
>set right after Reaper war>some relays are damaged,some are destroyed>power vacuum is felt>destroy ending is canon>ME3 gameplay>ME1 rpg elements and explorationThat is it Bioware. All you need to do.
>>732147734Having the face super imposed on Miranda's body like that makes this image really uncanny to me
>>732147986I'm gonna get addicted to these endorphins, goddamn. Where was I storing them?
Something I want in the next ME game is that the ship is smaller, maybe ever just a single floor, and that the characters inside move around more and have more lifelike patterns. I want to see people walking up the fridge to get food and hanging out. They started to do that a little in ME3, did they do that in Andromeda? I haven't played it.
>>732148143>Implying Bioware isn't gonna subvert your expectations>Implying they would do the thing you'd naturally expect them to do>Implying they don't know they would make hundreds of millions if they did>Implying they care>Implying they won't do the worst fucking job imaginable, regardlessI'd like to say that I don't know why I even track this shit anymore, but it's because we're looking at Concord 5.
>>732147986You've posted the blueprint though. They can do it. Find a fucking beautiful actress, and put her in the game. Make her a sassy, cool, confident, sexually independent and interested companion. Make her capable in combat, but emotionally vulnerable outside combat. Make her take her clothes off, make sure she looks unforgettable.>>732148143It's already out there, just bring it up to modern polish. Resident Evil did it. Mass Effect can do it. Dramatic story with memorable, beautiful characters...
>>732141882>Liara will return in the new Mass Effect
>>732148337>They started to do that a little in ME3They made scripted event, that had you sit in the corner while the game played itself, not even a cutscene. It was lazy and the worst possible implementation.
Are you telling me it's been 5 (five, fünf, cinq, cinco, cinque) fucking years since that teaser?
>>732148429Man I sure hope they figure out how physics work in the new one.
>>732148394>>You've posted the blueprint though. They can do it.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIf they could do it, they would have done it in DA2, in ME3, in DA:I, in ME:A, in Anthem, in DA:V. They can't.>Find a fucking beautiful actress, and put her in the gameYeah, it's called Lexi T'Pero.Listen, I appreciate it, but first, find me one actress that hasn't nuked her career with her politics, and good luck making her play a role that involves her going against her feminist principles. If the choice is someone like Eva Green, we may as well go back to Yvonne, who actually has some pull with the franchise. Get Eva to play Samara's first cousin or something. But we already have Liara's bitch ass for that part. Not to mention, with all the failed Bioware characters, I am tired. I don't want to try to get attached to something new, I don't want to keep an open mind, I'm tired of Bioware letting me down every chance they get. Give me the old shit, or shut down the studio. I don't care anymore.
Has anyone here played the trilogy in insanity difficulty? Curious how tedious they become at the hardest difficulty.
>>732148842There is another....
>>732148676Yes, and they only worked on it for 3.Well, two and a half.Closer to two.
>>732148915ME1 is extremely fun on InsanityThe others are definitely more tedious
>>732148945I don't recognize this lady.
>>732149074She's absolutely fantastic in BG3, and would be perfect for a Mass Effect babe. Asari, human, something else, who cares.
>>732149074These two keep hugging each other. When does it end?
>>7321489151 is really fun - bit of jank.2 is a blast if you have weapon's grade autism probe portion of the game can drag on.3 is a blast, good pace, good gun play but you're basically tard wrangling for the light show.
>>732149146If you say so. But I don't think that moves the needle for me. She's not gonna be Lae'zel in the new game. She's gonna be Mary DeMarle's token feminist icon, at best.
>>732142228The masculine asari in background of this teaser gives me little hope for the next game. I can only hope they're a casualty of the rebooted development and the Saudis tell BioWare to knock that shit off.
>>732149339If either of Jack or Miri don't show up in the next game, if Yvonne doesn't get a fixed face scan, if Jack doesn't show her below waist tats, and the N7 she got on her ass, I am not buying the fucking game. That, for me, is not negotiable.
>>732142161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POHscfRZty8
>>732149339>Deus Ex: Human RevolutionI'm not going to poop on her.
>>732149431Saudis don't give a fuck. It's gonna get censored in the middle east, if it releases at all, and Bioware are gonna continue with their top surgery scar crusade.
>>732149508What?
I just want it to be good.
>>732149508She "co-wrote" that one, and Mankind Divided, which she was in charge, tanked the franchise. And this is before Canada was hit with TDS. I don't believe she can do shit. And I hear she is really fucking hard to work with.
>>732148394But Miranda is a horrific goblin that looks nothing like Yvonne Strahovski. Liara is a horrific goblin that looks nothing like Jillian Murray. Diana Allers is a horrific goblin that looks nothing like Jessica Chobot.
>>732149585lol, lmao. How many times do they have to teach you this lesson? The people who understand what makes it good are no longer there.
>>732149570>>732149641
Kaidan!
>>732149585Nobody wakes up and thinks>You know what I'm missing? Another bad Mass Effect after 15 yearsEveryone wants it to be good. But you gotta be realistic, and see the signs of everything that has gone, and is going wrong. Even then, it's not my job to be there and pick Bioware up after every time they fuck up. If it's not for me, best of luck, but I'm not gonna give a shit, because Bioware stopped giving a shit about me. It's purely transactional, no brand loyalty, no social media good word of mouth. Nothing. From what I've seen, I want nothing to do with this next release.
>>732149680She wasn't the only lead writer for Human Revolution. I forget who the other guy was, because he left Eidos after that. Look at HR's credits.
>>732149913Why are you doing this? Just say "I don't want to give her any credit"
>>732149825If no Miri, if no JackNo buy.
>>732149969I distinctly remember another guy.I don't trust Mary DeMarle.I don't trust CanadiansAnd I most assuredly don't trust a Canadian from Montreal.
Replaying ME thanks to these threads and I've always wondered what the point of these stasis pods were on the SR1
>>732145015Are you ok? Of course not, why am I asking
>>732150065Sleeping pods for crew.Not sure where Wrex sleeps, though.
>>732150065I always figured it was for sleep for the crew.
>>732150137>>732150142They don't look very comfy
>>732142161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmloa7qj93A
>>732141882What is going on with that gun? Is that an extended mag, or the handle? Why is she holding it that way?
Can someone explain Liara's bizarre behavior as a romance in ME3? I keep hearing she's the writer's pet and is basically forced onto you, but I've been with her since ME1 and romanced nobody else yet she acts all distant and has tried to friendzone me like three times now. Only reason I'm sticking with her is because my only other option at this point is Ashley.
>>732144781>decent renders>guy can't focus an image to save his lifeI want to see the whole image clearly, not a two inch patch of her hip or corner of her chin, you fucking hack!
At this point someone should buy the ip
>>732150281they probably change position for people to sleep in.
>>732150449Shepard is not Shepard since the end of ME1 she's just aware.>>732150573With our luck it'd be the Saudis and we'll see the universe as a gacha.
>>732150573No we just need someone else to make a good quality space opera sci-fi game but Starfailed being a flop may have put devs off.
>>732150380>>What is going on with that gun?Pssh! Nothing personnel, kid.
>>732150449Skill issue.
>>732150667I love how they actually fixed it. And it's even more fucked up after the update.
>>732150635>With our luck it'd be the Saudis and we'll see the universe as a gacha.I think an ME gacha would be a better end product than what they're gonna cook up with the next game.>Go on exploration quests with teams of bros and waifus>Buy them cosmetics>Buy them special guns and mods>Decorate their rooms>Hang out on the ship, their quarters, or go out in towns and just shoot the shit>Some overarching plot that doesn't really need to make sense, and is just an excuse to go on adventures>Roll for character unlocks and different versions of said characters>All established ME characters, and maybe introduce a few new ones along the wayI'd take that shallow experience 10 times over top surgery scar masculine asari trans propaganda.
Wishful, it would have been nice to see more of the galaxy races fighting the reapers. Sad reflection, so many races outside of Asari, Turian and Salarian are not well explored enough.
>>732150963Elcor will never be playable, unfortunately. Problems with skeleton and animation.
>>732150449>Can someone explain Liara's bizarre behavior as a romance in ME3?out of universe, it's because EA intended for ME3 to be an entry into the series for most players. That's why they included the multiplayer (which was good, they also wanted to kill used sales). They were doing the whole>we want the call of duty audience thing at the time, see dead space 2. There was a whole thing, even on here, when the game came out where most people who only played 3 thought the game and ending were totally fine
>>732151187Ooh! Peak comf.
>>732150635>>732150929Didn't 3 and A already have gacha multiplayer?
GAHHH YOU DIE NOW
>>732142443
>>732151239Sexy Miranders are coolLewd Miranders are coolBut happy, smiling or laughing Miranders are the best.
Based Miri/Yvonne chads. Always need more for my folder
>>732151310I didn't play that Multiplayer. Didn't interest me.
>>732150963Apathetic response. Elcor could not carry a game franchise that must appeal to humans.This one would prefer to see greater explorations for the Hanar. This one sees endless potential in their home world that could be explored. This one would like to see more Drell as well. There are countless mysteries to be discovered in the galaxy
>replay ME1 >forgot I had mods installed>hanharr guards for big stupid jellyfish on the citadel>female turians chilling aroundhome.... this is the citadel as it should be and makes the game feel more alive
>>732149431Looks like whoever she is, she's wearing a vest over a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. The dress, the composed body language as the angara threatens her, and the face (it's hard to tell) suggest butchness or masculinity
>>732151310It wasn't gacha but it was great
>>732151508Proving once again, second time in one day, how /v/ is officially a Miri board.I still laugh over the thread that died as soon as that one anon claimed it for Tali, kek.
>>732151469>>732151556>Black suit Miri
>>732151607>hanharrdunno what was wrong with my brain, I meant drell!
Total Jack love
>>732151636That's exactly what I saw there, too. Which is why I don't trust anyone working at Bioware, until proven otherwise.
>>732151673Liara threads can be good too when there's no futa shit. I know, I've made them.
>>732151679Loyalty suit Miri is the sexo dreams are made of
>>732150665Sex with Dr. Crusher.
>zero Tali in this threadI thought it was her board
>>732151686ME1 did have the best Citadel, hands down.
>>732151826But Liara is fat, ugly, and stupid.
>>732151607I like diversification project, but I hate that Shepard face texture.
>>732151989No that would be /an/
>>732152147>yes, Liara>leave>head to the airlock>no, don't take your helmet
>>732152134Anon......KEK
>>732151826The issue with having a lot of Yvonne pics is that specific ones are hard to find.As for Liara, I've never seen one that doesn't devolve into futa posting, and die soon after. Either way, I don't really care about Liara anymore.
>>732152082>>732152175That's enough out of you
>>732152175you first faggot
>>732152234I'm gonna play online with some friends. Keep Miring, frens.
>>732152234>As for Liara, I've never seen one that doesn't devolveYou're posting in one Miri bro.I've posted a Liara thread at least three times in the last year and no, they didn't die. You are literally bumping one right now. Please, enough of that.
>>732152315This is my ship.
>>732152345Have fun
Mirifags really love their waifu huh? I don't blame them, I think she's one of the better LI's for Shepard. If she didn't get shafted in ME3 I'd wager she would be number 1.
>>732152398This is MY ship, faggot. Liara is XO. Post your own anti-Liara thread if you think you can.
>>732151187>tried to resize with ai to wallpaper quality>shit black barssure glad the entire world economy is relying on this working well.
>>732152479Tali threads happen all the time, and I'm not the kind of faggot who spams waifu pics.
>>732152551>Tali out of nowhere
>>732142161https://youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0&pp=ygUXQ29tbWFuZGVyIHNoZW9wYXJkIHNvbmc%3DAnd ITS Not even Close
>>732151310It was gacha, but it was still great despite that (3, never played A)
my hot take is that miranda should've been available for femshep. but gigastacy lesbian power couple would be too much for the universe to handle.
Does Shepard ever tell anyone else that he's fighting to save the galaxy, "all for them"? Does he ever imagine having "lots of children" with anyone else other than Liara?I know for a fact he doesn't say anything like any of that to Miranda. But does he say something like this to Ashley, or Tali? Will femShep say this to Garrus?
>>732151556the multiplayer in 3 was good. A was worse because the combat was way worse and the game said not to play it due to spoilers and I never beat A >>732151649it was literally gacha. you had to roll loot crates to get different weapons and characters and most of that shit was cosmetic
>>732152448she fucked jacob and has nearly as much casual sex as Jack. I will say it's fucking RETARDED she isn't in 3 more when she's one of if not the hardest ME2 character to kill off
>Talifag seething that it's easy to kill her
>>732152919So no answer to this huhI have to assume it's a no
>>732152919I don't remember.
>>732154115I mean....he told Liara he wants to have children with her before they have sex in Mass Effect 2. Telling her he's saving the galaxy for her in ME3 is a pretty logical next step. I don't think there's any conversation that compares to that. Maybe some of Jack and Talis lines come close but nothing like that.
I have a feeling I am the only person on the planet that likes Ashley.
>>732154483I like her too, she's just below Liara/Miranda/Jack. Hard to talk about the girl in 4th or 5th place. But I like her enough. She's an icon of Mass Effect 1
>>732154483Where are her charmu points anyways? Aside from the massacre they unleashed on her in 3 her character never really grabbed me, plus space racism bad.
>>732141925Based.
>tried to romance Ashley>got swooned by Liaras soft tones>tried to romance Miranda>got swooned by Liaras soft tones in ME3 againEvery time
>>732153453what the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying Miranda should have had a bigger role in 3 because outside of the hold the line part if there's a check to kill Miranda or someone else the game will always prioritize killing the other character
>>732152919>>732154372Miranda and Tali can't have kids
Liaranda supremacyhttps://files.catbox.moe/on14gv.jpg
>>732141925Femshep is for rule34.Maleshep is for actually playing Mass Effect.
>I might do more than catch you.
NEEDS MOAR JACK
>>732158204No. She has space itch.
>>732141925Based >>732142005Based
>>732142228>gender neutral >Angara It is so irrevocably over
Twelve blueberry childrenTWELVE!
>>732144304Nah still shit.Made her shadow broker and she keeps getting beaten but EDI and the lesbian
https://youtu.be/ZYnjoRbODfQ?si=rMkY1BAPYx8KIpU2We will never return to this level of SOVL ever again, won't we? Man.......finishing Mass Effect 1 was a unique experience.
>>732159342KINO.
>>732141925F I P P YBIPPY
>>732148143It really is this simple>4 is during the early rebuild phase, your old crew can be recruited + new ones>5 is in the middle of it, somewhat established galaxy again, with a lot of cracks still>6 is returning to how it was at the start of 1, coming full circleYou'd need a lot of systems not fully rebuilt yet of course, but the citadel, most of council space is back to normal, and you can easily add lots of shit happening in 4-5-6 with races trying to take advantage of power struggles
>>732159761A new trilogy would be amazing but....just a dream
>>732142328>picHow does this even work? Are the foids literally doing the "we all date chad only" meme? That's literally only 35% of men in relationships, and you can bet 2/3 of that is basedcucks settling for horrible cheating whores/fat hogs, so in reality it's only 20% of men in an actual relationship.
>>732159879The mask stays on
>>732159879>all those hagstoss everyone but rightmost into the lava and it's salvageable
>You did good son, you did good. I'm... proud of you
>>732156657And Liara can't have your kids.
>>732142005I hate Liara. I hate her voice. I hate the way she speaks. I hate the words she speaks. I hate how she is thrust down my throat at every opportunity. I hate that she is a writers pet. I hate that the writers are passive aggressive if you romance anyone else at any point. I hate. Hate. Liara. Perfect Hatred for Liara. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE LIARA SINCE I BEGAN TO PLAY MASS EFFECT. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION UNSOLD COPIES OF MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA PRINTED ON WAFER THIN GAME DISCS THAT FILL MY LOCAL GAMESTOP. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DISCS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LIARA AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR LIARA. HATE. HATE. No blue titmilk is worth this. I'd rather get with the green Asari from Feros. I'd rather go gay for Geth. Why is this raspy blue cunt always in my peripheral vision? If there was an option at any point to kill her I would do it every single time. I'd choose the refusal ending in 3, knowing it would lead to her death but OF COURSE she gets the last word. Fuck Liara. FIGURATIVELY
Lmfao Liara hate is a mental illness
>>732159761Man, that sounds too good. A literal full circle. Shit, kinda mad this will never happen now.
>>732160181>Liara is a mental illness
>>732160119Shepard canonically wants lots of little blue children. Cope until your death if you must
>Liaraniggers trying to usurp a subvert a perfectly good Miranda thread, to claim superiority>Taliniggers jump in, hoping to do the sameOnly Jackfags and Ashleyfags have shown character. Shame on you, xenoniggers.
BIGBLUECOCK
>Liara thread>literal niggers can't stop seething about Liara
>>732160416I'm sorry a fictional blue character and a fictional purple character have caused your axe wound to ache so.
>>732160431Extremely based. Once you go blue, nothing else will do.also BigJohnson's vid never ever>>732160416>perfectly good Miranda thread>Liara in the OPC'mon anon, you need a better bait.
>>732160813Get the fuck out with your faggotry. You are worse than Talifags. You are the worst, period.Make your own FAGGOT thread to post your disgusting trash.
>>732161108Okay, redditspacer lmaoPot, meet Kettle
>>732160584Yeah I have no idea what the schizo is yapping about, I just like my suit rat
>>732148915Only 2. Got all achievements except the romance one
>>732161313I'm not the one posting about futa like a homosexual. We're done here
>>732161108>Get the fuck out with your faggotry>>732161589>I'm not the one posting about futa like a homosexual.You sure moan and bitch like one
>>732161589Let's just let this thread die.Just like Bioware.
>>732151607LE Really fucks up the lighting, looks like Garry's mod
Yeah I don't think I will
>>732152983>most of that shit was cosmeticOnly character duplicates but yes, it was annoying, especially if you were trying to get a new character but instead got the option to decide the color of your Krogan soldier's nutsack. I'm also pretty sure that unlike weapons and mods having a maxed out character (appearance wise) doesn't prevent them from showing up in the lootbox and giving you half a match worth of XP (for 4 matches worth of currency)The whole thing was a massive pain in the ass, it's a testament to how great the base gameplay was and how cool most classes were (or just the option to play as not-human) that people did and still do play it
>>732152919>genetically raped by LiaraFTFYGet cucked out of your genetic material in your offspring, no thanks
>>732152919Only in fanfiction
>>732162024Shepard canonically wants marriage, old age and lots of little blue children and you cannot argue against it nor refute that extremely simple factIt really doesn't even matter about personal preferences or what you personally believe. Shepard himself wants to have children with Liara and he doesn't say that about anyone else in the entire series.
>when using Miranda Mod, she actually drops her Cerberus insignia at first and then starts wearing Alliance colors once she rejoins the NormandyIt's actually very cute. I wish I didn't fuck up her romance in ME2.
>>732160219Yes
>>732143728>/vg/ is such an ass board and it's one of the fastest for some fucking reasonit might be shit but it's consistent shit, i've stopped using /v/ for the most part and started just hunkering down in /vg/ generals of games i play more often these daysjust cannot be fucked to scroll past the 50 twitter and reddit screencaps every time i browse /v/ for a game discussion
>>732162250Shepard doesn't mind the generic cuckery, I know that.It's also a well known fact that Liara is the immortal writer's pet and a psyop not everyone falls for.>welcome to space >here is your obsessed blue space babe that has no flawsForgive some people who like to browse around.
>>732163016Get over yourself already you autistic sperg.
>>732143728Containment boardThere aren't enough containment boards. There needs to be several for eceleb cancer
>>732163053I'm another guy you're replying to and projecting your 'tism sperg at
>>732142259I'm tired of shep, just give me a post-me3 ending that rode on the heels of a trilogy save where we get to go full DA: Origins and play one of the aliens.
>cuck cuck cuck cuckThe mind of the Tali fag should be studied.
>implying I'm a Tali fag
>>732160813>spoilerHe posted another WIP a few days ago. It's something
>>732142239Based
>>732142193When was this specifically? I remember her fucking up the salarian asshole, but not an asari
>>732142239So good.
>>732163824ME2, when you help her catch an asari conman on Illium
>>732163901Ah, for some reason I thought it was an ME1 screencap. Makes sense, Ive only played ME2 like 2 or 3 times as opposed to ME1's yearly run
>he played Mass Effect and didn't embrace eternityCouldn't be me
Alright faggots, I havent played this shit for over a decade and Im getting the itch. What class should I go? Ive done soldier in me1, infiltrator in me1, and vanguard all the way through
>>732164206Lots of posts recently about people going Sentinel, I'd say try it out
>>732164285Bio/tech huh? Hm, why not. Ill try to actually push past ME1 this time. What was their special ability again? I remember there being a psychic tackle, but Im pretty sure thats vanguard
>>732164554Are you playing LE? With/without mods? There's a lot of really cool mods for classes nowadays. You can add the Biotic Charge to ME1, and even add it as a bonus power on any Biotic class.
Newfags don't remember Fornax>>732142161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RO7K4W-c9g
>>732164730I was thinking of getting LE and adding a bunch of visual mods since I heard the lighting/ambience was ass. Do the ability mods for ME1 trivialize the game? I dont mind having fun but I want some challenge at least and I remember that you have to unlock higher difficulties by beating the game
>>732164730Why is some random character photobombing your stats screen?
I love big blue bubble butts
>>732142005But enough about Tali
>>732164730>goes from this to like 6 rows in ME2 (4 if you arrnt shepard), 2 of which are ammo mods that were just part of the gun system in ME1All of my hate.
>>732142161Pretty sure I first checked out Mass Effect because of the suicide mission songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>>732165790OH MY GOOODDDD
Whats the weakest class overall throughout the games?
>>732166532probably adept honestly. OP as fuck in 1 but complete trash in 2 and 3
>>732166532Engineer
>>732166075Keep in mind that screenshot is modded with additional powers, and you can mod ME2/3 to have a lot more powers for you and the squad.Personally, I think things like weapons/armor proficiency being stuck behind unlocks kinda sucks. I understand why, but leveling up just to make my gun not suck or being able to wear some armor is retarded. Leveling up should feel like it matters more. I think ME2/3 actually handles it well by making you think about it less, make each level up feel actually worth it and make some of those upgrades actually cost a lot, forcing you to invest in those specific paths over others.
>>732166828>make each level up feel actually worth itactually takes 3 levels to get 1 pip like a boss
>>732166828it depends on the Unlock - some of the Squadmates in ME2 are hard nerfed by having to unlock x skill prior or do a loyalty mission to actually be worth using (Jack/Samara/Morinth). And then some skills needed to just be buffed to actually clear protection on Insanity - Incendiary Grenade, Concussive Shot. Shockwave was clearly supposed to be a damage power at some point and it's a major problem when I look at the cutscene of Jack on Purgatory and know she does actually zero damage to the Ymir mechs and dies. I wish there was a mod that addressed the Shockwave problem for Jack in ME2 - too many mods just shove a bunch of powers on characters randomly rather than slightly fix the few things not working out for them to bring them inline with the stronger characters. I'd make it so Throw/Slam can work on enemies with protection too. Possibly the same for Neural Shock as well. But remove the instant kill properties for Husks on those + Flashbang Grenades and make them weaker vs protection but still able to disable an opponent for a period that is advancing on Sheprard.ME1/3 was much better about this for squadmates.
>>732141882I don't want Shepard to come back. He fucked the Rapers and blew himself up to do it, bringing him back would take a lot of the wind out of the sails of the original trilogy
>>732167360Blue women.....
Aussie women...
>>732159897>Are the foids literally doing the "we all date chad only" meme?Yes. The societal demand for monogamy is there to keep women from joining Chad's harem. If Chad is too busy, women would rather be alone; hence "femcels".
>>732148143>>732159761if any fags at bioware or ea are lurking, just do this and u homos will make money
No Shepard, no buyThey proved they can't do anyone else
>>732168109I really like the Cerberus armors. The Ajax armor from ME3 is fantastic.
>>732141882>Liara will return in the new Mass Effect>Will Shepard return?this shit is the worst thing to happen to media in general. the merchandising ploy of dragging around the corpse of your protagonists long after their story concludes is what makes these games suck. look at fucking halo.
>>732141882What was Tali's problem anyway? I support her throughout the games, side with her for everything, then when she wants to genocide all the Geth after they are freed and just wanna chill she tries to kill my homie Legion and I say no. So what does the bitch do? She kills herself along with the rest of her race. I don't fucking get it. Dodged a bullet there! Who would have thought the bitch and her whole race were psychos. Might have woke up one day with my dick cut off or something.
>>732148143It's so simple and perfect. I can't wait for Bioware to make some Andromade tie-in instead
>>732141925Imagine being this insecure.
>>732173485And thats how you know that it wont happen, because they are incompetent fuck ups. If the state of scifi games werent so dire, we wouldnt even be sitting here pining for more, but here we fucking are.I just... I wish I could make my own scifi game like ME. Like yea I could make a scifi game, but not to the scope of ME, not by myself. I just fucking yearn for a cool universe to get lost into again. Mass Effect hit that pwrfect balance of cheesy action hero space marine with actually cool lore, and some RPG elements. Though I will admit, some of it is fueled by nostolgia, when the world felt less dystopian and it still felt like the sky was the limit for gaming
>>732173660So insecure you fleshcraft into vile mimicry of the female form?
How would you rewrite the ME trilogy?
>>732142193Chadianna Mogasini kneeling on asari necks across the galaxy
>>732141882This thread was made by a bioware employee it's so fucking obvious lmao.
The Jack romance is fucking cute. Can't believe I just utterly ignored her when I played the trilogy back in the day.
>>732176876Either 1) Get rid of the Reapers and make Mass Effect like Star Trek with each game about resolving threats the Alliance has to deal with or preventing all out war, 2) Remove 1 setting up an inevitable Reaper war with the galaxy and make them a threat you're trying to prevent from arriving at all by stopping their thralls, or 3) Make the Reapers into a reasonable threat the galaxy could stand a chance united against making them something like the Necrons instead of an endless army of robots the size of the Empire State building.
>>732166081The internet is such a fucking joke these days lmao.
>>732141882>"Shepard."
>>732177436I went through tali, liara and then miranda in playthroughs. They're easier to be attracted to. Jack has a nice face but is really aggressive.
>>732141882I'm sorry but if you romance liara you will be a cuck in the new ME. I can feel it in my bones they are retarded enough to do that.
>>732178119Liara would be nearly 1,000 years old. She's not fucking anyone else anymore.
>>732176876Make it more than a trilogy. Each game, have shepard have to tackle certain aspects of the galaxy to unite them so that by the final game when the reapers arrive, they have a united front that they could plausibly stop them with
>>732141882I refuse to believe anyone actually likes Liara. At most I'm willing to accept that some gooners fap to Asari porn but there's no way anyone really gives a shit about Liara in the games.
What's with all the Liara hate lately? Is it because she's become synonymous with futa now?
>face model is a mid bitch with a fridge body>in game model is some michael jackson looking slagthank god for porn artists saving us once again
>>732176876The suicide mission now happens at the very end of the trilogy and ends with the total destruction of both the Collectors and the Reapers. Make up a new story for ME2, but the Omega Relay is to be the trilogy's big finale.
>>732179145Donk tier meme proportions
>>732173326Lmfao...I saved both but the fact that Tali commits suicide and genocide if you don't choose your words really is poignant.
>>732178543Just some waifu war, waifu SMO, if you will
>>732141882Can't wait for them to completely fuck it up again since "the gamers always come out of their game cave for slop" or whatever that quote was.
>>732177365All of them have been.I usually drop in a "I wont buy LE/new bio game" in one once in a while and there is always a immediate violent reaction.
>make a video game thread for a classic video game series>get called a shillEvery single time.
>>732141882How could we have hopium? Bioware is dead. Even our Simp In Chief Mac Walters is gone, so there's no way she's going to be represented well in the new game
>>732148337not really, it was more like an extended version of the me3 pseudo-cutscenes. there was a scene where the whole crew watches a movie together for example
Remember the beginning of the Arrival DLC, you go in solo and sneak around the Batarian prison looking for Dr. Kenson? I liked that. Give me a whole game of Mass Effect espionage. Obviously the ME games aren't built for stealth so they'd need to be built from the ground up but playing as a thief or a Salarian STG or a Turian Blackwatch or even a Cerberus agent could all be fun.
even if it comes back it will never be the same
>>732182532>Mass Effect Deus Ex Gear SolidOh yeah, it's gaming time
>>732182532Or what about an XCOM style game? Pick from a few different groups, pit them against others players in PvP and naturally you'd have a single player campaign too. You don't even really need much plot for that because you could frame it all as an arcade game located somewhere on the Citadel.
>Oh no, it's an Adjutant! However will we defe->Oh nevermind, it's already dead.The weird mechs that glow red when they die are more of a threat.
>>732176876More games. 3 games to solve the Reapers, a galactic threat, is kinda stupid.
>>732141925Imagine being this secure.
>>732183503Honestly this is the problem, it would need to be a PC game or else you run into problems spaning across multiple consoles. Then again, free extra dosh for combined omnibus launches, like kingdom hearts
What the fuck is Bioware's obssesion to try to link Andromeda with the Milky way? Just leave Andromeda 600 years into the future. Nobody cares about it.
>>732182693You'll get the fleet chess and you'll be happy
>>732178543For me, it's because she's blatantly the developer's favourite, getting the most content and screentime, while other LIs, like Miri or Ash, eat the dirt.
>>732184438Sunken cost fallacy
>>732141925>Is that the kind of poster we want protecting the galaxy?>That's the only kind of poster who can protect the galaxy
>>732142161AND I NEEED YOU TO RECOVER
>>732141882you guys are going to get a half finished veilguard in space
>>732187823I still cope that it won't happen.
>>732187823I believe that technically, it will be sound. Like fairly bug free. But everything else will be shit. The SFX will be generic "cool power sound" that hurt my ears like in Inquisition, Andromeda, Anthem, SSKTJL and Veilguard. The gameplay will be the same primer-detonator combo, I don't know why we even need combos? Everyone liked these games when they were more about tactics, less about running and gunning. Especially if they keep tying physics to framerate, with bullets curving to follow you around, which is either gonna force you to lock down at 30 or 60 fps, depending on the value they set. Characters will be unlikable and/or generic/forgettable. There is no reason that this game needs to exist, for an IP way past its prime, with nothing new to offer, and its best time in the setting blown up by ME3, not only to make it irrelevant, but pointless, because nothing you do escapes the RGBeam. The only thing ME has to offer right now is nostalgia, because it has no reason to make anyone care for something else about it.
>>732144838she cute but sadly her nudes show no ass
>>732189235I mean, I do think that a post Reaper war-torn galaxy can be a KINO seeting, but Nu-Bioware can't pull it off
>>732189693It doesn't look like they are going for post-reaper war. They are going for X time after post-reaper war, so they don't have to deal with any repercussions of their choice of post-ending mayhem, so we can all hold hands and sing kumbaya and pretend the galaxy never got destroyed. Like that teaser that had "sub-navarch", which apparently is a turian navy rank, with a Quarian name attached to it, and a human last name. This isn't something that happens a year after the Reaper War. This kind of thing is decades later at best.
>>732189934the thing that keeps me awake at night is how they portrayed tevinter in veilguard, that place was supposed to be the most racist, vile, disgusting pile of hate and misery on thedas. It felt more like a port town with a gay bar and a progressive church. There will be no friction between races in Mass effect 5, I don't know if they aren't allowed to write that stuff anymore or if the whole studio got infected with the woke brain parasite, but this game is 100% fucked.
>>73214730690% of people who consume video games are horny teenagers and sexually frustrated young males
>>732150137Why would you need sleeping pod when there is artificial gravity?
>>732141925I've never once played as Femshep and never will.
>>732190380Because the ship has no room for beds. Where are you gonna sleep? In the mesh hall?
>>732190449you'll succumb to the urge, it's only a matter of time.
>>732189934What is that date?
>>732190601The date is 11/07/90We don't know if it is 2190, 2290, 2390, etc. though. 2190 seems highly unlikely, considering the teases we've had. It also doesn't mean that XX90 will be the date the game takes place. This may merely be some footage of something that happened in XX90 and we see it in 2819, for all we know. Because the next tease is about getting a distress call in 2819 from Andromeda. And apparently this is the footage we received.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XefLOWmcFpYWhy is an N7 in Andromeda in 2819? Who the fuck knows, who the fuck cares?
>>732163953An important image
>>732190861God, I hope that the Andromeda connection gets scrapped. I don't want such a huge timeskip.
>>732190998Here's a number of issues that pop up from a timeskip that big, in the Milky Way>Sid Mead aesthetic gone>Sky cars, shuttles, ships, buildings all look different>FTL drives probably deprecated and replaced with new tech>Mass Relays irrelevant>Citadel irrelevant>The Raloi>Quarians out of their suits>Genophage cured inevitably>Biotics either become overpowered or irrelevant>If Biotics and FTL drives become irrelevant, Mass Effect loses meaning in its own setting>If not, tech reaches absurd levels at the rate of growth of the OT, even with the Reaper War aftermathIt is non-viable.
>>732191183All true. At that point, it would basically be magic in space. God, I hate Nu-Bioware.
>>732191183What will their explanation be? Wormholes, black holes or time travel shit?
>>732141882only ME1 was good, so who cares
>>732191183Some of the art from the new mass effect shows that they're rebuilding something similar to the mass relays and I'm sure the extended cut for destroy at a the highest ending says that they can rebuild all the reaper tech. Though picrel could be something bigger than a mass relay going between Andromeda and back
>>732191698>Time travel shitThis literally fucks up ME. Why not just go back in time, build the Crucible, and kill the Reapers, or bring back some viable super weapon from the future that one shots Reapers?
>>732191772I'd like a ME4 to go back to ME1s roots of 'Star Trek' in space where you're just exploring the galaxy, reconnecting eveywhere post the reaper war, building the mass relays, finding new species and reconnecting old ones
>>732191772That is, according to Mike Gamble, a Mass Relay ship. And we don't know how relevant it will be in X timeline. Like, it will be insane if this is a 2290 thing, or worse, a 2190 thing. The idea that we are gonna use 2190 tech in fucking 2790 is just insane to me. And if it took you 600 fucking years to not make a new Relay, what the fuck have you been doing for 600 fucking years? Did everyone go back to chucking rocks at each other? This shit is fucking retarded.
People who made Mass Effect have left Bioware long ago.
>>732191942Mass Relay ship? The fuck? What are the chances that few years after the reapers, Mass Relay ships are being deployed to Andromeda and they arrive to Andromeda a decade after Ryder and the rest. Maybe Mass Relay ships also have the same tech as the arks. That way, you can take some characters from the OG trilogy and dump them in Andromeda while Liara and Grunt stay in the Milky way because they live long as shit. That is the only way that makes sense. Mass Relay ship with the purpose of connecting Andromeda and Milky way.
>>732141985Pretty sure trannies are the most lonely demographic going by statistics.
>>732192192You don't need to send ships to Andromeda. You can literally broadcast the schematics and the Initiative can build them themselves. Which is fucking stupid. Like, you could have shipped some Asari over that just live 1k+ years and it'll not even be half a lifetime, build a Mass Relay using mechs and local resources, and just fly back and forth. The entire endeavor of the Initiative is rendered pointless. Not only that, you can probably make better FTL drives in 100 years and do the trip in less than what it took the Initiative to get there. Like, imagine a 2544 expedition from the Milky Way overtaking the Initiative and when they get there, half the galaxy is colonized. This is some stupid fucking shit, man.
>>732189934>hyphenated quarians name with human last nameGypsyfuckerbros Also, promo art doesn't mean shit. Pic related was for ME1, where no planets went dark like that. That's arguably ME2 and that was after a change in writers so it wasn't in scope by pre ME1 launch
>>732192438Mike Gamble said that everything they've shown is relevant. At the very least, if not everything, at least the N7 Day stuff should be. And this was from the 2022 N7 Day.
>>732141882Even if Shepard returns, do you really trust the writers to not ruin every good memory you had of him?
>>732192572That's fine. ME3 took care of that already.
>>732192378Damn, I am still hoping for a good game, but my trust in Bioware is gone. They will fuck it up.
>>732141925even as someone with massive agp that will exclusively play cute girls in any other gamemaleshep is simply the only way
>>732192438SOVL.....
>>732192637I am dead serious when I say that the only way insisting upon Andromeda makes sense, is if Bioware intended for the Refuse ending to be canon, at which point the Initiative comes back and the entire Milky Way is empty and harvested. The fact that the Milky Way, in 600 years, not only did not make a better FTL drive, but also sent no other expedition to Andromeda is just insane. Like, why wouldn't you? Did the Initiative get exclusive rights to Andromeda? It's just fucking stupid, man.
>>732192798Waste or resources that could have gone to the crucible
>>732192798>I am dead serious when I say that the only way insisting upon Andromeda makes sense, is if Bioware intended for the Refuse ending to be canon, at which point the Initiative comes back and the entire Milky Way is empty and harvested.I would refuse to play. I just want some feel good space opera. If I wanted to play that misery, I'd play X-COM2. I cannot remember if it was a theory or a plot point, but there was discussion that the Quarian ark to Andromeda was delayed because it was being chased by a reaper through dark space. Maybe the link is helping the Andromeda lot defeat the last reaper.
>>732192836The other thing is that the level of tech that the Initiative developed, before leaving the Milky Way is so far ahead of everyone else, if they had stayed and shared the tech, the Reapers wouldn't have stood a chance. The ODSY drive is on par, if not better than the Reapers' drives.
>>732192930The Quarian ark was delayed because some Quarian slut sabotaged it. She was found out and forced to walk naked in front of the entire ark's population. It's in the book by Jamisin, or what's her name. It's a lot less hot than it sounds, unfortunately.
>>732193001There was this concept for an Andromeda DLC that was about a FemQuar, a volus and and Elcor waking up an entire new Reaper fleet that covered the entire sky of the planet they landed their ark on. Which effectively ends the entire Andromeda story, because nobody has the firepower to deal with the Reapers in Andromeda, and the Initiative FORGOT TO PUT FUCKING GUNS ON THEIR FUCKING SHIPS!
>>732192798Why the fuck is Gamble so stubborn? Just forget about Andromeda.
>>732193474I don't know. He worked on Andromeda, so maybe he feels invested to right the wrongs and clear his name of it, but nobody fucking cares, because nobody even remembers Andromeda was a thing.
This sexy bitch is the only thing I want to see again from Andromeda
>>732187402Because I can't make it ooon my ooown!
>Mass Relay ships>Andromeda connection>Krogan civil warMan.....
>>732141882>Woke Mass EffectDidn't work last time, won't work next time.
>SHITdromeda
>>732193759>>732193797It probably won't look as bad, but I also don't think it's gonna look good. It's gonna be more of the same pretentious, dishonest character design stuff we got with Veilguard and top surgery scars. So Veilguard.
I couldn't finish Andromeda. It was written like a YA novel. Just so unserious and shit.
>>732193965>Just so unseriousYep it has a nice OST thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEqZ0d2QU_M
>>732193001Quarians were DLC bait to sell more and save the game but it shat the bed and closed the studio, no DLC it died so fast
>>732194296Apparently, they were waiting for the green light by EA to start production on the DLC, but instead, 3 days after launch, EA told them to pack their bags. Shows how much EA played favorites to the ME team, as Mark Darrah claims. The salty cuck.
>>732192714 based and renegadeshep pilled. femshep's great and all but there's just something about the gravelly growl of broShep telling TIM to eat a dick that hits different. he's the last real "space marine" protagonist we got before everything went full snarky MCU wannabe.
>>732141882And, lo, see how this thread shows exactly why ME went to fucking shit, as did Bioware as a whole. Stupid no testosterone faggots are chattering like women about their favorite whore to romance in scenes and sequences that are more poorly written than the average fan fiction as if that is what is important in a game.
And I NEEED YOU TO RECOVEEEERRR!!!
>>732195323Waifufagging is not what killed ME, you gigantic faggot.
The only possible explanation to Andromeda being tied in is that both Citadel and whatever the hub in Andromeda manages to construct super mass relay that allows travel between both galaxies to work
>>732141882>Liara so down bad for Shep she reboots the entire franchise to get him backBased blueberry
>>732193759>>732193797>>732194052>i don't care if every character is the sarcastic funny type>i actually enjoy the merry band of jokesters lead by the lovable rogue saving the galaxy with the power of friendship
I miss it.
I just finished a full LE playthrough yesterday and I really hate how every ending aside from refusal has you indirectly agree witht the bad guys.Even the destroy ending has you exterminate synthetics to win, proving the catalyst being right about coexistence being impossible. It's still the "best" one but none of the endings really fit a paragon Shepard and that's a shame.
>>732141882My wife....
>>732199294Do you need her to recover?
>>732198372>Even the destroy ending has you exterminate synthetics to win, proving the catalyst being right about coexistence being impossible.It's a stupid thing to even think of.>organics and synthetics cannot exist>so I will create a race of evil super synthetics that will kill all organics every 50,000 years
>>732160119Liara can have kids
>>732161898I thought a bunch of the shit was color cosmetics
>>732163089they need to have a fucking ukraine shit containment board because holy shit is /k/ ass now and it doesn't help that the main or only janny is a left wing nafo troon who doesn't own guns and who hangs out in the off topic threads. a lot of the small boards have the shittiest jannies. like /news/ is just the /lgbt/ janny and xe bans anyone who isn't left wing
>>732199672Yeah.
>>732141882Assuming they don't bring Shepard back as playable or actually let you choose, they're gonna make FemShep canon aren't they? It'll fit modern agenda even better with Liara since not only is she their pet but also will both be Shepard's lesbian lover and 'non-binary'.
>>732201059How the fuck is Shep gonna be playable if it takes 600 years into the future?
>>732200805Why?Because you can't make it on your own?
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>>7322011462000s alt rock is so KINO.
I'm doing my second playthrough ever, first time playing since 2017.Why does /v/ hate ME3 so much? The ending chosing the colors is kind of ass but the entire game is about finishing everything the other games set up. Could have been better, yes, but the endless seething is not deserved.
>>732141925>signature look of superiority
>>732148143You're forgetting that would require non dogshit writing, after Andromeda, Anthem and Veilguard, I can't expect this from nu Bioware
>>732195323This attitude is exactly why you were molested
This thread is done for.
Remember to bring your N95 if you're going into outer space.
>>732201348The whole main plot of ME3 is fucked.
>>732200460Her kids. Not your kids.
>>732201059Mike Gamble has committed to not bringing back Shepard in nothing but Player Character capacity.
>>732202890Meaning that he won't canonize anything regarding Shepard, unless you are in control of him.
