You're not stuck in gold, are you?
>>732146910No, I once got to Platinum 3.Once.
Give me Jess or give me death. Please, I don't want to replay Marvel Ultimate Alliance for the hundredth time to get my Jess fix.
>>732147459she's a bum
>>732146910no, I'm actually worried about getting banned for smurfing because I got dropped all the way from GM to gold from not playing. played a few ranked games yesterday and the matches were so easy I felt bad
>>732147559And a big one at that.
>m*tie>j*wname a worse combo
>>732147660Just "smurf" as a healer or tank, no one accuses them of smurfing, it's just dps.
>>732148117I'm a tank main so that was what I was doing. these guys had no idea how to deal with thor, which is funny because IIRC he's not even that strong right now
>>732147726did Marvel actually put out a comic accurate jess statue? it's a custom, right?
>>732147753Def gay for Xavier as well
>pick vanguard deadpool>decided to go full retard>Katanas,E,Q, juming around like drugged lemur>whole enemy team focus on me>somehow able to kill one healer and one dps before i die>me team didn't did capitalize on itWhat the fuck is wrong with this game
>>732146910I am now. I got saddled with absolute fucking retards in all of my placement matches so I went from GM down to fucking Gold II. I fucking hate these people so much it's unreal.
>>732148117If im getting ganked by a dps Luna or Mantis everyone knows what theyre doing.
>>732146910I dont see the point of playing past gold. Gold gets you a skin, after that its just stupid borders. I dont have enough fun soloing to go any higher.I dont know how quick play elo works, but i go up against a lot of gms and celestials when im with friends.
>>732148913It's a garage kit. This one is official, though.
>>732146910Every time I rank up, I'm immediately saddled with retarded do-nothing teams and get thrown back down to repeat the cycle again. I can't carry a whole team on my back.
>>732149282Those are a lot less common than a Spider-Man, Hela, or Panther.
Any good strategy for Magik?
>>732149973hit with sword
>>732146910why does psylocke have emma's thighs?
>>732150306because they're making me buy a fourth skin for a character I don't play that often.fuckers.
>>732150306It looks good with the skirt.
did they fix matchmaking and the points system? i played months close to release, and when i did ranked I hit diamond effortlessly, but match rank had absolutely no effect on match difficulty, and i dropped the game immediately because it all felt so fake, and never came back because each time i thought about it they added another safehorny le strong mommy garbage which made me not lol
>>732149973in 'n out
>>732149973She is watching you masturbating to her.
>Squids? Good, more arms to break.Very sane thing to say.
I only play 18x18, and I'm not going to stop.
>>732152797>The name's Locke>Psy Locke
>>732152797Feels good ending off a session with a nice casual match of throwing nuts in a hallway
Soon.
>>732153613Who's the titty queen next to Apocalypse?
>>732153586I got matched with a bunch of sicknasty players last night so I went support for them instead of instalocking spiderman.I haven't played sue since she got the ability to self shield and HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME CHANGER.
>>732153613I don't see Onslaught. Given you know, Xavier and Magneto, seems like an odd omission.
>>732153935Selene, Emma's rival from the very same Hellfire Club
>>732154861There's an entire two cover section missing from that one.
>>732156258It's only half the image, it was four issues. I don't know if I've seen anyone put together the entire thing from the original art
>>732146910I only play to gold for the skin
>>732147459Why do you like Jess of all characters that much
>>732157376Hell yeah motherfucker
>doing competitive win the first round retard switches from tank to spider man and get our asses kicked the second roundwhat the fuck is wrong with spider man players
>>732157689>the thing-hardlol
marvel sissies, we fucking lost...
>>732163979sticky steam chart threads
Elsa will probably play like OW Ashe, which is cool since she used to be my main, but what I really want is for her to play like Turn A in Gundam Evo. Hitting full-charged collateral headshots with him felt amazing.
>>732163979all the trannies in deadlock rn cause new furshit character or smthing like that
>>732165342What compels someone to spam flag emojis under every single discord post?
>>732165342weird
>>732165313Where's Turn B?
Deadpool is a shit character, right, or am I missing something? It deels like no matter what role he's in, he doesn't perform as well as an actual character from that role.
>>732167927Healpool and especially Tankpool are deadly when used right.
>>732161780>YAMEROOOOOO
ranked is unironically too toxic for me to enjoy playing this game
please tell me that jeff emote where he AWOOOOOOOOOs is in the whac a jeff shit.>>732168575you either play for fun or you play to improve. playing for anything else is a fools errand.
>>732168642i try to play for both but getting scapegoated for trash supports suck ass. and you know reddit crowd. you cannot hate on supports or you're an asshole
>>732168642>please tell me that jeff emote where he AWOOOOOOOOOs is in the whac a jeff shit.It is.
>>732146910Im stuck in diamond because i beat my dick to Emma Frosts fat titsI dont play the game by the way
Who has the funniest death noise and why is it Spider-Man?>Eauaurgh!
Need She-Hulk before I play again +>>732147726>>732147459Her hairy pussy on my face.
>>732168039Tankpool I can believe but I've still never seen a healpool that did anything useful as a main support. All his healing feels more like it's meant for himself rather than for the team, but maybe I've just been playing with shitters so far
>>732169687Healpool feels like you get the gunshot explosion and the E immediately or you are a massive waste of a slot.
>>732169024engaging with anyone in-game about literally anything will not bear fruit. for the vast majority of people blocking chat entirely will lead to you playing better. play for fun or play to improve. I used to be a play for improve type dude but I swapped to a play for fun type dude until they add role queue.
>>732169603TREMBLE BEFORE BAH
>>732146910I miss 2016-2018 OWShould I finally cave in and install this
>>732170002>until they add role queue.role queue won't fix anything these people still play like retards even with 2-2-2 comps
>>732147753Colonel Sanders ass fit. If they gave it a white recolor, it'd be perfect.But apparently only Sue, Luna, and Psylocke get recolors now.
Collab when?
>>732171046Role queue will fix almost every problem I have with this game. I know this for a fact because the last game that did it fixed literally every problem I had with that game (until they decided to make new problems).
>>732171153sadly never. it's fully owned by the mouse and the mouse doesn't play with IPs like that. I would kill for megaman or 2b though.
why do all my teams try to force 3 supports? nothing pisses me off more than a deadpool pretending to go healpool and than swapping off to tankpool the fuck man
>>732171814Because in QP specifically 3 support is like an immovable brick wall most of the time.
>>732171234Fuck your role queue.
>>732146910Just found out about kwannon/betsy/sai drama.Honestly? I dont know why bring kwannon back, give him a CANON daughter making her used goods.give her two lvoers AND a random ass villain as canon lover in the current runIs marvel trying to kill Psylocke as a character?
>>732146910>>732149395gold is the worst rank, full off inflated ego normies and 1 trick shitters with hidden statshandicapped support players that use ults at awful times then argue about their irrelevant healing done numberplayers that don't understand basic counter swappinggarbage flanker players like spiderman wannabes, list goes onthankfully if you have/had high MMR you aren't there long
>>732172078I cast >Yournextrankupgamewillhave5supportmains
>>732171572>and the mouse doesn't play with IPs like thatDisney recently invested 1B$ in Epic/Fortnite to enable even more crossovers so that's not the reasonyou have more chances to have a Darkstalkers character/2B/Megaman in Fortnite than in Rivals now
>>732172187give her ** .and they ruined betsy too! captain lesbian!? fuck you
>>732172187They tried to fix the messiness of "British white woman possessing an Asian woman's body" which no longer flies today. But it's the Japanese Psylocke that everyone knows and likes. But now it's not Betsy, it's Kwannon, who is pretty nondescript., Betsy is off in some other role no one knows either.They just sidestepped it by using Sai from Demon Days. Who works just fine because she has no baggage, looks like the familiar Psylocke, but can also have all of Psylocke's comic outfits if they wish. And looks sexy in general.
Does japan even like Marvel Rivals
>>732173097>They tried to fix the messiness of "British white woman possessing an Asian woman's body" which no longer flies today. But it's the Japanese Psylocke that everyone knows and likes. But now it's not Betsy, it's Kwannon, who is pretty nondescript., Betsy is off in some other role no one knows either.>>They just sidestepped it by using Sai from Demon Days. Who works just fine because she has no baggage, looks like the familiar Psylocke, but can also have all of Psylocke's comic outfits if they wish. And looks sexy in general.Yeah, I think overall its what people think no? Betsy > Kwannon, and Sai is getting popularity FAST.
>>732153613We'll complete the current Uncanny team by the end of this year, bet on it.
>>732173174Rivals is #7 top grossing in the U.S. today. It's not even top 100 in japan. I'm going to say no.
>>732173218>>732173097>>732172187I thought psylocke in rivals was Bets?
>>732173278odd it has sexy women 2 are even japanese I wonder why
>>732173097>British white woman possessing an Asian woman's body" whichwhy the fuck did they retcon it into that in the first place, when it was originally just plastic surgery
>>732146910whats this dance from
>>732173393no?
>>732173393No, that's why she sounds and acts Japanese and talks about yokai
>>732173507Cos that's was weird even for the 90s.
>>732173878white woman possessing an asian woman's body is way weirder
>>732173424>I wonder whyBecause Japan in general is not that great with FPS and TPS games. They can play them, but historically they're not fans of the genres. Go look at how they had to adapt Half Life or Left 4 Dead just to try and appeal to their market.
>>732174038A body swap is a body swap, doing intentional raceplay is weird
>>732167927I hate that every fucking game seems to always have one.
>>732173243that's a good lineup
>>732173243I hope not simply because I want more villains first
>>732174130jeez I guess vtubers are the most that plays western games since they don't need permission to stream
>>732146910>Thought it's just shorts>It's actually an ultra short miniskirt with pantiesMaybe I should play Rival again....
>>732146910I get to Gold and then immediately jump to quick play to spam the same heroes I enjoy playing over and over
I don't get how people play this game consistently. Like I log in a few days each month to check out the new hero, but man the heal circle spam every fight just gets on my nerves fast
>>732175890>MVCIkek
>>732175890>from Wanna Take You For a Ride to Umm...Maybe You Might Come...On a Trip...If You Want To...You Know.
>>732175890>soul gem absorbed all the soul
>>732176070Kill the healers.
>>732180817i wish my mom looked like that
>>732180951What if she looked like this?
>>732146910
>>732183016ts tuff
>>732147459Jessica would be a joy, great tastes anon. Probably would be a support, Plus she is so unbelievably built.
>>732149057Try being a Hulk player and using your ult only to look around and see your whole team hiding behind cover because they're still too afraid to engage in a teamfight even with the whole enemy team getting knocked around by Monster Hulk.
uh, hello? ching chong slant eye RICE NIGGERS!!??can you STOP FUCKING GIVING ME THESE SHIT EATING RETARDS IN MM?PLS TY YOU UGLY RICE DICK CUNTS
>>732175890>get to Gold and then immediately jump to quick play to spam the same heroes I enjoy playing over and overAre u me?
what would you do in this situation?
>>732185634die a 52nd time
>>732185856okay, what about now?
BUNNY GIRLS WHEN?
>>732147459What role would you want her to be? What would her abilities look like?
>>732185634wonder whyyyyyyy
>>732185995Like her own abilities?
>>732186241In game abilities if she were to make it.
>>732146910Don't you have to be worse than 40% winrate to be below grand master?
>>732185914is this literally some god stack fighting into multiple overtime held back by a single feeder or something
>>732185634team diff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
Uh, no of course not.
>>732185995>RoleStrategist.>PassiveShe can climb and run through walls. Her run is slower than Spider-Man's and Venom's, but she can shoot and use skills while on it>SpaceDouble jump. >ShiftHolding Shift in the air lets her glide, descending increases her speed, while ascending slows her down.>M1Shoots her Venom Blast, a laser that passes through allies, healing them. No collateral effect on enemies, but it does apply an electric DoT effect similar to Ana's.>M2Charges up her primary fire, turning it into a wide cone with a wind-up that lingers in the air for a second, with enhanced healing, damage, and a bar will appear on enemies hit by it. Continuous hits will fill up the bar and paralyze them.>ETwo charges, two abilities. M1 launches a cloud of pheromones; allies hit by it will receive healing over time and damage reduction. M2 (Mad Milk) enemies hit by this cloud of pheromones will be debuffed; allies that damage these enemies will receive a portion of the damage back as healing.>QProbably another AoE heal, I don't know.
>>732171153>>732172187>>732149973which one should I jerk off to
>>732173794>>732173797thats much better.Kwannon is a mess, bets is a slut! im telling slut slut slut! Thank god they went for Sai
>>732146910why does she look like a porto rican, she's supposed to be asian
>>732190659Her ult could honestly be something like a massive venom blast web. Applies mass weakness and does damage to enemy, lowkey they might just give her a web swing for shift.
>>732190903>Spider-Woman>webs
>>>/vg/
>>732146910I hit GM then quit ranked until next season
>>732191018I get it I get it I get it I get it, but they have been known to just put shit in. I don’t read much, but they just have daredevil infused with the power of a Chinese devil. Also the venom blast wouldn’t be a like combined with with webs, just shot in a giant web like formation.
>>732167927Yet he'll somehow get MVP despite never making plays that actually shift the game in your team's favor
>>732191018I want her in so I can get good porn of her.
How do I overcome bad teams?
We will not rest until the team is complete.
Diamond to Plat three fucking times now in a single season because I don't possess the skill to play cheap s tiers like dd. that's the only way to overcome the autism of the average rivals player and the dogshit matchmaking
>>732194153nobody cares about angel
>>732194153how would they even implement Nightcrawler when Magik already has the constantly teleporting around schtick
>>732146910>ranked
Pve status?
>>732146910>goldI don't play ranked.
>>732172078What's wrong with role queue, I play tank and i'd be happy to have a 2nd tank consistantly
>>732147753He's not a jew, he's a gypsy
>>732146910Built for sex but mogged by Emma
Its another jeff faggot on the team not healing and being an obnoxious cock huffing shit eater spamming his new noise making emote and a fucking loki as his cohealer
>>732198968People are hella bored of the game.
>selfcest
>>732199657Nah the jeff base has always been obnoxious. From day one.
>>732198602Hela is becoming more fashionable than Emma. Something's wrong here.
>>732146910Behold, my wife
>>732201534Something's very wrong.
>>732194153Complete team you say
