How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>732178486>lol ur gay
>>732178486I've played the third game bro, I know how retarded you stupid robots really are
>>732178486>no u
Lame ass Anti Spiral rip offs.
>>732178486no way fag
>>732178486Okay okay, ill the Batarians, geez
>>732178486You're just a machine and machines can be broken. You will never defeat the faustian human spirit. *pulls out cock**starts helicoptering*
>>732180734the only real answer
>>732178486"cope incel troon, you have no real penis or vagina"
>>732178486Like this, ideally.
>>732178486>no, this is Patrick
>>732178486>we're machines that kill organics before they make machines that kill organics
>>732178486>we'll bang, ok?
>>732178486Why did Sovereign even reveal the existence of the Reapers to us?
>>732183715Either knew no one would believe Shepard, or figured it didn't matter because there was no way it's plan would fail.
>>732182347Lol
>>732183875Or he could just not talk at all. That would have worked even better.
>>732188903but then the villain is just a retarded space squid and no one is hyped for the sequels.>kill giant squid in game 1 for no reason>game 2... human squid??? for no reason>game 3... giant squid but there's a 100 of them, for no reasonthey'd be called boring and creatively bankrupt
>>732189869Soulslop did it like that and everyone jizzed their pants in awe + it literally launched youtube careers>kill giant bearded dude in game 1 for no reason>game 2...giant bearded dude but married??? for no reason>game 3...giant title-dropping bearded dude but in a red hood, for no reason
>>732189869>>but then the villain is just a retarded space squid and no one is hyped for the sequels.In hindsight, that would have been for the best. Look at where we are now.
>>732190195mass effect trilogy came out way before soulslop took over mainstream gaming. Gaymers unironically weren't ready for that kind of worldbuilding and storytelling
>>732189869I think the Virmire convo is still great, but I'm sure they could have found other ways to show how scary Sovereign and the Reapers are supposed to be.For example, it could have been neat to see more cutscenes of Saren onboard Sovereign, showing up for his daily briefing and mindrape.
>>732183715Because retarded writers have to humanize everything.Also why can't antagonists STFU and do their thing.
>>732191584Do you think Sovereign had fully functioning toilets? If not, where does Saren piss and shit while traveling on board Sovereign? Does he have like a designated shitting corner?
Femshep is for TRANNIES. That is all.
>>732191672turians don't have assholes or cocks
>>732192006What do they have? Because if I recall, Mordin instructs a Garrus romancing Femshep not to ingest.
>>732191672Saren was able to get some furniture in there...maybe he smuggled a porta-john on too.
Turn 360, romance Tali, help the Geth, pick low EMS Destroy, and walk away
>>732178486I'll remember the quote and say the same when I wipe out the batarians.
>>732178486>You're just a machine, mand machines can be broken!
>>732183875 Sovereign was on some Bond villain timing, bro. Had to monologue about the "cycle," the "perfection of the Reapers," yadda yadda. Honestly he probably thought giving Shepard the lore dump would just confuse and paralyze the council races into doing nothing (which worked lmao). Too arrogant to imagine some meatbag would actually rally the galaxy.
>>732178486I record the entire coversation.
>>732178486GAS THE JEWS RACE WAR NOW
>>732178486>ok boomer
>>732178486*close up*>BULLSHIT!*turn on the music and leaves*
>>732178486ill just play vigil theme and enjoy the comfyness
>>732183715He was a good friend
