Steam Deck? I'm starting to like it more after 1 year of it collecting dust. Plays my ero games (1 handed for jerking), allows me to play Skatedot and GTA6 via PS5 remote play everywhere I want. Good investment.
outdated trash, if you buy a steam deck in current day+ you are a subterranean ghost person
>>732184059boys her age arent into ugly asian women, maybe try a 70 year old business man thatll chew you up and spit you out
>>732184296It's still the number 2 top selling thing on steam globally. Seems like plenty of people are getting it still. I'd say if you don't have a deck already you have missed an important train.
>my ageGood save, ssister
>>732184565>'d say if you don't have a deck already you have missed an important train.ok so we agree they missed the window and it's too late to get one
me when I see a woman displaying signs of autism in public
>>732184296>a subterranean ghost personNever heard that one before
>>732184059i hope like 10 smelly fatfuck incels sat beside her and tried to talk to her while she was waiting
handhelds are for plebs who leave their house and use pubic transport
>>732184059They're probably staring at the camera guy recording the video at the feet level
>>732184059built to be fucked and chucked by big dicked white chads
>>732184059>spyxtrannyGross
>>732184059Performative gaming is so cringeThat has got to be the lowest of the low
>>732184296>subterranean ghost personHow do i learn this power?
>>732184059>wanna move on from switch 1>look into handheld pc market>steam deck - good screen, decent battery, old ass underpowered hardware but hella cheap (comparatively)>everything else is either a sidegrade with a worse screen and battery but SLIGHTLY better performance at a similar (higher) price>or a "pay 2x (or more) the price of 'eck for 40% better performance" (still with worse battery life and a shittier screen)FUG DISI'd rather have a mini laptop ie GPD mini/max than a handheld but shit costs so much more while having a ton of caveats
>>732186505Just buy cheapest craptop with current gen shitvidia gpu and use thatIt's going to be more powerful than any handheld you can currently findYou can just get controller for it and continue your console autism
>>732186837I dont need a craptop though, I already have a work macbook that I usually travel with, and lugging around two 14-16" laptops fucking sucks, so I'm looking for something more portable that preferrably can also do pc things if needed
>>732184059Why faggots who take the plane have this shit?They are carring a perfectly fine laptop for light gaming, just or most of the times better than steam deck, but instead of buying a fucking chink controller ad use it to play, they have to carry another suitcase with that fucking brick.Morons.
Playing video games is such a massive ick.I would never be with a woman who played video games.Nor would I ever be with a woman who didn't mind that I played video games. The only women worth being with are the ones that hate video games and people who play them.
>>732184059What should I play on a 10 hour flight?
>>732189331femboy futa house + dlc
>>732189331Play RE4 Remake, that drains the Deck battery in about 40 minutes. Then use the other 9:20 to read a couple of books or watch a few movies.
>>732189532>Play RE4 Remake, that drains the Deck battery in about 40 minutesChat, is this real?
>>732184059Just as pathetic as the dipshits who take chick books to read to a coffee shop.No wonder it's an Asian woman. Insect.
>>732187209TRVKE. If your woman doesn't cook, doesn't want kids, doesn't wanna be a stay-at-home mom, and let's you play v*deo g*mes, leave her IMMEDIATELY. Women who are into gaming and general nerd shit are the most left wing mentally ill people on the planet, and it is OUR job to make them be loyal housewives. If you fail that part, you're not a true man. Just a leftist basedboy herbivore "man".
>>732184059I get the ick whenever I see women play video games.
>>732189331God of War Ghost of Sparta on the PSP
are PSP games worth emulating?
>>732189331Just a read a bookI was reading 2010: Odyssey Two on my tablet
>>732184059Oh nonononononono bros.... my mom said you can recognize a female from their pretty faces... They always have one....
>>732189925Toaru Kagaku no Railgun
>>732184059I just wish I could play Stellaris on it, then I would.
>>732184059im gonna think EWWW YUCKY DYED PINK HAIR and then go along with my daywhy can't people just be proud of their natural features
>>732190197Why can't you play it? A quick search told me that people play it on their Deck just fine after some controller tweaking
>>732186505Get the Switch 2
>>732184059Buying a deck today is retardedIt's a 2022 outdated hardware, and even for handheld standards you get way more value by buying a Z1E chip handheld, often cheaper than the OLED version
>>732191451The GNU support on other handhelds is spotty at best. Why would you spend more than $1k just to use Wangblows?
>>732186505Get an white Xbox allyBetter battery, Xbox quality buttons/joysticks and ergonomics, equivalent performance, 1080p screen not OLED but with VRR and around 500$ on dealOr else get a Z1E handheld with battery mod (patrician choice)I just can't fuckin recommend a steam deck in 2026
>>732191564Not him, but with 1k you get a premium Z2E handheld (XAX)Z1E handhelds go for much lower, after less than 600$ on deals, and you get 50%+ FPS compared with the deck
>>732184059That thing is huge. Is the few inches saved really worth getting over a damn laptop?
>>732184565That's not how that section works. "Top selling" is an ambiguous marketing term that Steam is not immune to. Huge meme games with high player count on steamcharts never appear there until AFTER videos get made of how good the game actually is. You pay extra to get your game there, or your game is so blatantly popular that it's put there to boost the Steam platform's activity.
>>732191956Nice schizo post. The global top sellers list is based on revenue
>>732185185this. i hope they smelled like crusty, unwashed ass, moldy cheese and didn't brush their teeth or understand personal space
>>732191956conspiracybrain
>>732189331I gotchuhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Frasinapp.waterfountain
>>732190892the only games I'm interested on switch 2 that also aren't on switch 1 are duskbloods and orbitals and they aren't even out yet>>732191636>xbox allyfalls into the former categoryshit screen and z1e is barely an upgrade (unless you set it to higher tdp than 'eck in which case the battery goes bye bye)any actually noticeably better performing handheld uses either Z2E or HX 370 and devices with these chipsets START at 2x the price of the deck
Is there an equivalent to the deck at a lower price point? Do android-based chinkhelds work for pc gayming?
>>732193834>ARM>PC gamingno
>>732191451Alternatives are missing input methods.
>>732193834You'll have to wait for Steam Frame to release before you can dream of using ARM for PC gaming.
>>732184565>I'd say if you don't have a deck already you have missed an important train.Why? I have a computer at home and gaming in public in unfathomably cringe.
>>732193834Arm chinkhelds can run some modern pc crap thru translation layer(gamehub and such) but it's obviously not on parIndie pc crap works fine on it
>>732184565>Seems like plenty of people are getting it still. I'd say if you don't have a deck already you have missed an important train.Has it outsold the Ouya, yet?
>>732184565The biggest most devastating console flops of all times, the ones that ended companies, still outsell the Deck many times over.
>>732195196Good thing Gaben's primary and sole business model isn't selling a console at a loss then recouping that with the sale of games and peripherals.
>buying things is my personalitylol she is white in all but race
>>732184059been playing some CrossCode on mine, i really, really like itwhat i find interesting is that, by all means the story should be a cringefest, but it isnt, and i think i know whythe premise might be cringy, some of the characters might be cringy, BUT THE MAIN CHARACTER ISNTi guess thats the one thing you need to get right to avoid a cringy game
>>732184059>only partake in a hobby to attract attention
>>732195987HOLERĂ–
>>732184059My deck is the best goddamn vidya device I've ever bought, not even fucking close. Literally a childhood dream system.t. 30 years a consolepleb and the deck almost feels illegal with how good it is in comparison
>>732195196Good thing the Deck isn't a console and doesn't have to adhere to a console business model of desperately getting as many as possible into every home in order for all the software to not fail with it.
>>732193270Don't be disingenuous, Z1E performs consistently at least 30% better than the Steam Deck at 15W
>>732184059where's her 'ick?
>>732197926surely the extra 3 FPS are worth the shittier screen and worse battery life
>>732187064>why would I play on a gaming device instead of portable computer with a keyboard attached to it and a separate controller and headphones and some long ass ac adapter and A mystery for the ages.
>>732195196The 'eck isn't a console, it sells entirely on the form factor since everything it can play can be had on pretty much any decent PC Consoles sell on features, holding games hostage, being made for retards and being slightly discounted so they can trap those very retards to pay that back long term
>>732189578Im pretty sure mathematically you can't drain a fully charged deck faster than 80 minutes>>732187064Have you never seen the kind of space you get on airplanes
sneaky bump
>>732195196Consoles are a single point of failure that need to sell massive numbers every time in order to not fail, it's why they go so hard on marketing and throwing them into retailers. The deck is nothing like that. Valve can just passively sit back and sell it.
>>732184059do women not understand that just putting yourself infront of your camera is a red flag to men?I mean sure there are manwhores who would hit anything, just like there are men who would eat at mcdonalds, but nobody wants this.
>>732195987youre an idiot and this game is trash. the issue is not cringe or cringe. The issue is that the game never fucking takes the training wheels off and dumps the MC accidentally into the MMO to free roam. its just a series of linear experiments overseen by a bunch of fucking basedance based beaning thing japan facen retards. you the character have no agency and don't get to immerse yourself and feel lost in the world of an mmo. to the point that the raid is a DLC that came out years after this shit.playing 1 dungeon of fortune summoners is worth 10 in crosscope