Why don't they just drink/eat the blood?Are they stupid?
They’re not jewish
what's the message of the game?
>>732184793They are not korean.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb8-92WsU-k
>>732184854There is always a bigger fish
>>732184793They'd get AIDS if they did
>>732184854its indieslop it doesnt have to mean anything. just pander to streamers and hope you strike it rich
>>732184854That there are some people out there that should of or want to write books or make TV shows Since the bar is high to enter and even higher publish those things it's easier to make a "Indie" game to tell your story.
>>732185031>indie in quotesYou're retarded
blood pancakes are tasty
>>732185586This. The dev never met a Chinese person or essyerrn European
This is addressed in the movie.
>>732184854It's an allegory for Markiplier's mental state.
>>732185031The guy who made Iron Lung also made Dusk and other proper FPS games.
Why are people acting like one of the biggest oldest most successful Youtubers in all of history throwing millions into making a shitty horror movie is "big win for Indie film makers"
>>732186447he's an indie filmmakerthe fact that it's successful is a big deal
>>732184793Its low in iron
>>732186447it made millions back
>>732186617>>732186585The dude has 38 million subscribers.
>>732186660>he made money>"he has millions of subs!!!">he didn't make any money>"lol he has millions of sub!!!"I can understand not liking the guy (never seen him myself) but nigga come on
>>732186447They already memoryholed Shelby Oaks, another "indie" film by a youtuber.
>>732186750He makes more just sitting on his ass yelling at video games in his room. This dudes rich and has 38 million people who are willing to give him money just cause.
>>732184854Nothing matters and we're all going to die soon. Might as well fuck around for a bit before we perish.
>>732184793It's human and full of evil
>>732187030>It's human So? Just boil it
>>732187682According to the movie, the blood is a hive mind and god turned everyone into it, so the moment you try I suspect you will get turned into blood.
>>732187774so it's evangelion
>>732184793>>732184854This game really gave me EVA vibes. I love metaphysical horror.
>>732184854It's a videogame, it doesn't need a fucking message you pretentious midwit.
>>732188303It was just made into a movie. Not sure why you're so mad
>>732188782So? When has a movie ever followed a videogame it was adapting with the exception of Mortal Kombat?
>>732184854Streamer bait trash for goystreamers to play to entertain goypig goycattle
>>732188929This. It's not even fucking interesting, I played it and it bugged out after I took a picture of the last thing, so I wandered around for a while and returned to the starting point in case I was meant to evacuate from there.It's purely "atmospheric", which is a nice way of saying it's a game with zero fucking content slapped together in an afternoon enjoyed by fucking retards.
>>732185586With some lingonberries.
>>732188782It's a cool concept
>>732188929Looking at your rotten vocabulary, it is clear that is you who's the cattle.
>>732189485God damnit, I want some now.
>>732187819troon
>>732189747>>732189485>>732185586Soulless bugmen, you will go to Hell with all the kikes jeets and chinks
>>732189870Whatever you say, I like me some blood pancakes with lingonberries
>>732189870>mentions white adjacent asians>he doesnt mention nogs
markimoo <3
>>732184854Don't give a bunch of desperate government figures trying to fend off humanity's extinction a reason to send you on a suicide mission to a unexplored, dangerous blood moon
>>732190228Yes Chinese and indians are so white
>>732190576Saar we aryans ssaaar
>>732190768I'm Indonesian Aryan
>>732188929Wow you fit in so well
>retards ITT never heard of black pudding or blood sausageBlood is fucking delicious.
>>732184793Because the blood is actually what everyone turned into.Drinking the blood just makes you merge with it, you mutate and turn into blood.
>>732186859It's not much to part with $1.
>>732186447Controlled oppression and fooling the goyim into thinking they have a shot at success and that the entire industry isn't just one giant lobby
>>732194448worth it
>>732194448yeah the speakers were a bit too quiet in my theater and I didn't catch whatever tf line of dialogue explained this lolall I knew is that the blood was using the bri'ish lady's voice and was really pissed and wanted to kill Markiplier because he refused to look at the ark of the covenant / shining shibbledibble at the coordinates she told him to go to. nonetheless the ending sequence was enjoyable
>>732196638The blood and the fragment of whatever did the rapture are two different things.Basically looking at/being-near the fragment is supposed to rapture/blood-ify you.It didn't do that to markiplier for unknown reasons.This SERIOUSLY pissed off the blood collective, hence it becomes aggressive after this.
>>732186660and big studio movies generally rake in multiple billions in revenue. Unless those subs are paying a thousand dollars a ticket, that's not big studio money.
>>732194448I don't remember that from the original game.
>>732196970Do you really want to drink year-old blood?
This game is unironically streamerbait low effort shit.How the hell anybody likes it is beyond me. Szymanski is a hack who got lucky making 1 good game.>good szymanski games:Dusk>decent ones:Chop Goblins, Butcher's Creek>utter sloppaSquirrel Stapler, Iron Lung, Pony Factory, and all the rest that are not even worth writing down.
>>732197053I remember him taking a grand stand when Unity shat the bed, did he ever switch to Godot like he promised his fans?
>>732184854the message?that's simpleREPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>732194448lame, the blood should've been completely unrelated to whatever took earth and the stars
>>732184941kek
>>732197501well it's an odd coincidence isn't it. everyone disappears and then hey look at this cool blood ocean we just so happened to find.that being said I do think that the setting works best as a stripped-down bleakmaxxed "wwyd." weird coincidence, isn't it? yup, too bad you'll never have the answer, get in the Lung shinjithe more you explain the less interesting it gets. but if you're going to make a 2 hour movie out of the premise then you simply need to come up with more answers than what was in the original game so they had to make something
>>732197023well it isn't clotted or anything
>>732197501There are SEVERAL blood oceans in the game, they obviously have relevance to the fucking apocalypse lmao. >>732197874The fact it hasn't clotted in years doesn't tip you off that something is wrong?
>>732197216
>>732184793That fish thing clearly pisses, shits, and cums in the blood. Why would they want to drink that?
>>732197918makes it seem extra edible
>>732197637Who says that it caused it though? Most of the monsters in lovecraft's mythos are just coincidental side effects of the real cosmic horror going on. The blood should have been something from some hell dimension, the result of some long lost doomed civilization, random garbage that came through when everything else was taken, or maybe it was always there, and we simply never noticed it before. Maybe whoever lived on that planet before it became all blood knew about what took the stars, but they're long dead, and nobody leaves this planet alive, so it doesn't matter what you learnThis may just be a personal bias though, since I'm a big fan of fucked settings that have a million things going wrong independently in them. Its not a coincidence, the universe is just full of nasty supernatural things, and you're only just now running into them,
>>732198156It's just a coincidence there's four blood oceans?...
>>732197918If the blood isn't part of some giant organism it would likely lack the proteins to induce clotting, and even if it did still have the ability to clot it wouldn't be able to do so entirely since it wouldn't be able to produce more once it's run out.
>>732184793You can only drink about a pint of blood before it makes you violently ill. Humans aren't vampires, bat or otherwise.
>>732197918>There are SEVERAL blood oceans in the game, they obviously have relevance to the fucking apocalypse lmaoMaybe they were always there and the stars merely hid them. Maybe they're just garbage, trash that got left behind whenever the thing that took the stars came in and took them. The major catastrophe of the stars going missing should never be elaborated on at all, and we should never know what happened to humanity. That should be the ending, that all this grand horror here just happens to be some completely insignificant foot note, but its still completely beyond your comprehension, and just gaining this knowledge will cost you your life.
>>732198236I prefer the white blood ocean. The nigger, poo, and rice oceans aren't my style.
>>732198236no, the blood oceans existing isn't a coincidence. the universe is just fucked and shit like that is commonplace. You were just blissfully ignorant before. You finding it only after human civilization was dragged away to god knows where by god knows for god knows why is the coincidence, and it drives home just how ignorant and insignificant you are. This thing is so far beyond your comprehension, yet even it is basically just garbage in the grand scheme of things, and has nothing to do with anything.
>>732186447Without seeing the movie I can guarantee you its painfully mediocre at best, but everyone on the left has gigantic underdog syndrome.I have nothing against Markiplier but its very obvious when you look at modern entertainment that people desperately try to pretend an average, forgettable experience is a divine 10/10.
>>732197216but what about the game
>>732185808Niggas gonna anhero, been saying it for years.
>>732198701I agree that people are treating it with kid gloves since an outsider made it but I don't think that's a "left" thing bro
>>732198728markimoo would never
>>732198961He cries too much, its definitely gonna happen. Most likely in a Robin Williams style.
>>732198728Guy's a millionaire, just got married, and just finished his first movie. Why would he do that?
>>732199079So does Jimmy Kimmel. That's just something Left-wing male celebrities are expected to do to show how in tune they are with their feminine sides.
>>732197928thank you doggo
>>732199079don't say that ;_;
>>732184793>drink/eat the blood?How when they (the players) are so afraid of even talking to a woman? How do you even expect the next phrase before the first?
>>732199079He is clearly hamming it up, just as many other personalities do.I vaguely remember a couple of times back in the day, when he didn't go fully love and support about random shitty fan game he played and instantly got angry backlash for being insensitive and rude.You have to behave over the top in many cases with a broad normalfag young audience, it's an expectation people have towards a media star of his style and caliber.
>>732184793OH MY GOD IT'S A PNG OF A FISH SLOWLY ADVANCING TOWARDS ME MARKIPLIER SAVE ME
>>732184854what's the message of your post?
>>732199327erm actually it advances pretty quickly
le feesh
>>732200279oh no, the poor feesh
