Thoughts on Night Elves?
stupid ears
tyrande is a cunt
>>732187365Just get to the porn already.
cooler in concept art
>>732187365Their females have huge cocks. I've seen a lot of human females large with child fawning over the female night elves at the Pig and Whistle.
>>732187365Worst written immortal race in fiction.
>>732187365I touched myself to that pic when I was twelve
>>732187365They were sick as fuck in Warcraft 3 and got entirely pussified by WoW. Like almost every race in that game.
How many of you have ERP'd as a nelf before? Be honest..
>>732187365I love night elves
>>732187918that's sick
>>732187365Warcraft hasn’t done anything interesting with any race or faction since Pandaria. It’s been a decade and a half of slop.
>>732187365retarded kike race that was invented by Metzen for his anti-human jihad obsession he had during that period. They quite literally only exist to fuck over the alliance and then promptly fuck off once they're made irrelevant in the story. Their most iconic character is a blind jobber who develops a rivalry for no reason of a guy that kills him in their first fight.
>>732187365For me it's Office Elves
>>732187365Jacked off to them a bunch of times playing WC3
>>732190509Office elves you say?
>>732187365Around elves, watch yourselves.
>>732187365One of my first faps was that pic. I even had a poster with her.
>>732187365wood
>>732190676For some reason it looks so good
>>732187365Tauren are better.
>>732187365They are obsessed with Orcs
>>732188465Agreed, WoW ruined their image and for me even their eroticism.
>>732187365Did Grom’s expedition party rape the NElves they ran into when they stumbled on Kalimdor’s shores?Imagine being a hulking Orc warrior and you’ve been surrounded by nothing but men for months, if not years, and the first adversaries you come across are incredibly fit, slim women scantily clad in essentially battle bikini armor.
>>732191737Given how night elves and orcs fight, the latter would be lucky to find more than an intact limb of the former. The only sexual encounters would be with the dead.
>>732191134It really does
>>732187365Were great in WarCraft III.Utterly ruined in WoW.
>>732191134Yep, that'll be cause you're brown.
>>732187365Amazing lore in WC3, legitimately one of the few western depictions of Elves that's actually good and interesting.And then all of it got thrown away and ruined in WoW.
>>732187365stupid name
made for tauren
They have big juicy purple cocks
Why are they so ears
>>732196916To be more strokable
>>732196916portable onaholeI don't even like her anime but her design does things to me.
>>732198868Why is she in chains? It looks like she doesn't need them.
>>732187365Made for Horde (esp. orcs)
Far too tallFar too savage
>>732188465Even women in this pic lowkey look like they could fold an average anon in two frWhy was Warcraft 3 so roided?
>>732199974Extremely gay post.Who doesn't want a tall and savage private secretary
>>732200782Grom, he just wants an onahole for Big Fel Cock.
>>732199918You don't want to lose her, right?
>open thread>most posts are just softcore porn or talking about sex
>>732205530What should we talk about? Wow?
>>732196916Knife ears are over, sword ears are the future
>>732187809She's a cunt since her first scene in WarCraft 3.
>>732200168The artist understood the assignment, make a whole bunch of warriors.
>>732187918
>>732188578Probably everyone that posted softcore here let's be real
>>732187365cringe(still not as cringe as draenei tho)
Green men
>>732187365>Thoughts on Night Elves?Inferior to the mighty Draenai females and their qt hooves.
>>732206883Had this as my wallpaper years ago.
>>732207634Draenaii don't have smooth skin, it's fur
>>732207309nvr 4get
>>732208115bigger cocks too
being forced to spam bears and dryads every game is pretty tedious
>>732200960Except in that same mission he calls them perfect warriors. Definitely had a fightboner.
>>732214423
>>732187365Every new design since the fur bikini has been garbage.
>>732211942nobody is forcing you
I miss her, bros
>>732187365Lost their edge in WoW. Basically Night Elves only exist in Wc3.
>>732187365>Featured in WC3 as a spin on the typical Dark Elf archetype, portrayed as a powerful major faction in their own right>Get shoves into the Alliance same way Undead were shoved into the Horde because retarded investors wanted to chase the MUH BIG PVP MMO trend, even though the Alliance v Horde conflict was practically over after TFT>Had sometime to shine in Cata, spent most of it getting lorded over by Varian "Only Humans matter in the Alliance" Wrynn while Horde roflstomped them>Entire involvement in MoP was Tyrande being repeatedly humiliated>Only involvement in WoD was the lone NElf character getting LE CORRUPTED>Legion had heavy NElf involvement, primarily to make them look like moronic jobbers and to once again humiliate Tyrande with a completely our-of-character moment>BFA was NElves getting told to bite the curb as Sylvanas plot-armored her way into destroying Teldrassil. NElves were promptly forgotten halfway through because MUH SAURFANG IS SAD ABOUT ABOUT HORDE WAR CRIMES>SL was all about how Tyrande is a terrible person for wanting to avenge her people being massacred, and that Elune is actually not a real Goddess and is really just a colossal impotent retard>DF addressed complaints from NElf players by giving them a shitty neutral 'city' to call their own while Malfurion and Tyrande retire from ever being important again>TWW didn't involve NElves at all, which is likely the best thing that could happen for them>Midnight is all about 'Uniting the Elves', except Night Elves have been left out entirely so Blizz can focus on Void Elves and the new super special OC Haranir who are explicitly written to be NElves but better in every wayI don't see how NElf fans even still exist.
>official art has a huge cameltoewarcrap used to be based
Tyrande is absolute peak.>look up Tyrande rule34>autocomplete still suggests Tyrannosaurus_Rex with 5000 resultswtf
>>732218250>Teldrassil: Completely destroyed >Darkshore: Almost completely destroyed >Ashenvale: Completely conquered and destroyed by Horde >Felwood: Overrun by demons >Moonglade: More like Moo Glade at this point >Azshara: Overrun by a bunch of Goblins, and then taken by the Horde>Hyjal: Almost totally burnt down by Ragnaros>Tyrande: Made into a joke>Elune: Made into even a bigger jokeWill Blizzard ever let the Night Elves have a win?
>>732218468They won Bel'ameth, that shitty collection of cabins that's being called their 'capital' despite being Neutral territory and having fewer buildings than modern Theramore.Don't worry though, because Forsaken got Undercity back before BFA had even ended and now BElves have Silvermoon completely refurbished. Don't listen to what those darn Alliance players say, the Horde DEFINITELY doesn't have blatant favoritism.
Was this really necessary?
>>732196916Frieren is a good concept of an elf. She acts like what a long lived person should act like, viewing time differently.The elves in WC don't really do that.
>>732218924War Crimes has to be the most comically terribly book I've ever had the misfortune of reading. It's genuinely a long-form insult to the Alliance as a whole and pretty much serves as a confirmation that they'll never be allowed to meaningfully hurt the Horde.
>>732218924whats that?
>>732219125Tyrande finding out that the Goddess that the Night Elves have been worshiping for thousands of years (Elune) is a scam.
>>732219330I thought she ended up being a fundamental force of the universe, a sister to the goddess of life or something.
>>732187365Made for human penises.
>>732219125War Crimes is the book that bridges the gap between Mists of Pandaria and Warlords of Draenor, covering Garrosh's trial. The August Celestials served as the judges, with Tyrande representing the prosecution while Baine acted as defense.Tyrande completely disarmed every potential defense Baine could have (mind you he didn't want to do this shit in the first place) and delivered a slam dunk of a case that hit not just Garrosh but Orcs as a race.Baine's response during closing arguments was quite literally "None of what she said actually matters because I said so"The finale reveals that, even after Garrosh loudly insults everyone, says he'd happily so it all again, and successfully escapes after killing several people, the Celestials were never going to find him guilty in the first place and the entire thing was just a set up to shame the Alliance for wanting to get revenge on Garrosh.This book also stated that Alexstrasza would forgive the Orcs who killed her consorts and enslaved her children to die as war mounts, and who continie to enslave Dragons even up to that point in time.
>>732219617>the Celestials were never going to find him guilty in the first place and the entire thing was just a set up to shame the Alliance for wanting to get revenge on Garrosh.>This book also stated that Alexstrasza would forgive the Orcs who killed her consorts and enslaved her children to die as war mounts, and who continie to enslave Dragons even up to that point in time.
>>732218250Not going to lie, but the "Night Elves are interesting because they have the one true god!" take for Night Elf fans is like an evangelical thinking jews are neat because "muh one true god out of all these other pagan abominations". Super cringe.It was an idea that was circumstantially isolated as WC III retconned shit and tried to re-establish its footing.WC lost "God of the Holy Light" with Metzen switching its concept to be like the Force in star wars and they didn't try hard enough with making it probable that the Tauren Earthmother could be real. They probably never intended to make that one element of the Night Elves stand out, they probably thought they could introduce more gods into the setting but between the Lovecraft Old God shit, Loa being inspired by Voodoo which explicitly states their spirits serve god but aren't gods and refusal to treat Ancient Guardians like deities despite them being written that way, they ultimately didn't.Even Richard Knaak who was responsible for a lot of NE lore threw in other night elf gods that show up next to Elune in the book that Blizzard ignored.So with the idea sticking out in the Warcraft cosmology, how could you expect them NOT to fuck it up? The old Devs were unironically considering making Elune some special moon light naaru at some point. So Danuser making her a part of his faggot "death pantheon" which were designed to be far more God-like than anything else in the setting is the best Night Elf fans could hope for despite all of Shadowlands lore being disgusting irredeemable slop that outclasses the worst lore the old devs could ever create.
>>732219924Wanna know the best part?The book was written by Christie Golden.The current lead writer for WoW who took over after Legion alongside Danuser.
>>732220005I still remember when blizzard fans were excited for her because she could write character dialog better than Richard Knaak. The bar for fantasy slop writers is extremely low.
>>732220005>Goldendo i need to look at early life?
>>732219935>So Danuser making her a part of his faggot "death pantheon" which were designed to be far more God-like than anything else in the setting is the best Night Elf fans could hope for despite all of Shadowlands lore being disgusting irredeemable slop that outclasses the worst lore the old devs could ever create.The problem there is that literally all of the Death 'Gods' were immediately shown to be incompetent retards, with Elune being dragged down from 'Unique Deity' to 'bitch little sister of the new Nature lady'.>>732220190Wolfheart is also comically bad but it's not War Crimes tier awful.
>>732187365Made for hugs, cuddling, archery, and happy marriage.
>>732198469I used to see this image as horns instead of a night elf had because the first time you see the image it will be with the fell hounds in the undead campaign.
>>732218250>>732218468Glad I quit in wotlk and never knew about this NE rape by blizztard. Hah, wow is even worse than I thought. If you still keep up with the expansions and play this slop, you deserve everything you get.
>>732220347The Unique Deity concept was why she was doomed either way.When you have a setting which has Olympian level entities at most (Titans, Old Gods) but then you introduce a more distant, unseen vaguely, abrahamic deity(I.E think Aedra versus Daedra in TES), that has major implications in the setting.It can't just be written off as flavor text, it's a universal abnormality. WoW doesn't have a system like forgotten realms or other shit where gods have a sort of placement. Practically nothing is acknowledged as a diety nor are their really mechanics written surrounding that.The way it's handled, Elune and the night elves really are basically like Jews Christians/Muslims of the setting.And do you think the metal head coke addicts that collectively think Orcs are the pinnacle of Warcraft lore wanted that for their setting? Like I said, when Danuser did ruin the fucking lore by introducing his own MMO gods and decided to include elune in that, at least that may have been slightly better to what NE fags wanted compared to her being a Naaru. Just saying.
>>732219924
ass elves
>>732221056>unseen vaguely, abrahamic deityI honestly just thought Elune was an Artemis/Diana knockoff and never paid much attention to it
Playing as male Nelf and talking in 5man groups is the EASIEST way to get women in your DM's (all heavily autistic)
>>732187365this is the better elf race
>>732222134
>>732190442>when israel does elves is bad but when japan does it ok
>>732221949She is, but like I said she became an abnormality over time.If you look at Metzen's vague early NE design drafts she is mentioned, but WC II already had humans/high elves worshiping a god of the holy light so in this context it was probably going to be a thing that a number of unseen omnipresent fantasy gods would be in the setting.But after the Light was changed, now you just have Elune and the Earth Mother, the later of which is cucked because the Tauren didn't perform magic from her like Priestesses of Elune did.WC became way more of a sci-fi/fantasy concept by TFT into WoW.Demons became corrupted magic mutant aliens, Titans were just super advanced aliens (WoW Chronicles scaled them into living planets, but that was a later development), suddenly the classic fantasy was shrinking and Elune started to stick out as an oddity. The only reason she was kept around for so long is blizzard realized NE fans made her a primary cool thing about the race.
Whatever race I play, my heart will always be in Teldrassil. We shall meet there after death, anons.
>>732198162frieren is only for himmel, everyone else is only allowed to look at her
>>732222720Based. PallyChad gets the loli elf wizard.
>>732187365I always thought their entire starting area is cool as fuck
>>732223265It was sad that Sylvannas burnt it to the ground and got away with it.
>>732222575Yeah, I see what you mean now. Always thought it was weird how later Warcraft had religion but didn't really have gods in the traditional sense.
Built for ryona, abuse, and being conquered desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbd55fCZjXgNElfs have the best music in wc3.
>>732187365Really like them.I haven't played any expansion after Wrath, so I've avoided all of the cringe retardation I heard hit them. Instead, my memories of a cool race remain untainted and pure.>entire race of towering purple gigachads and uberstaceys that talk to trees, hang out with wild animals, are best buds with giants, and turn into bears to fuck shit up>the entire concept of the Long Vigil is cool for an elven race>front flips scientifically and mathematically improve your travel speed>great racials for prot warrior and rogue, the two classes I care most about>can call orcs racial slurs>great starting area leading into a kino leveling path across Kalimdor (objectively the hardest leveling path for Horde or Alliance, where men cut their teeth and prove themselves for the sake of purple amazon babes)
>>732223465lmao wtf are those proportions
>>732223389Yeah it all seemed very intentional I honestly believe this was because of the Holy Light decision. Once they started aping star wars for the Light they were reframing from introducing deity concepts. Everything God-like in the setting is merely something akin to a nature spirit or some manifestation of a cosmic power.They may do some god like shit like create races, as is the case with the wild gods, but they can easily be killed with the right armies, even if their death is only temporary.Whenever you were questing in WoW it had to deal with some sort of exposure to a religion, it was always "These rats worship a really strong monster" or "These trolls worship this juiced up snake god, but you can totally kill it" Nothing really reaches to a point where it would discredit the central belief of humans in a supreme orderly force of good flowing through all things and few things would be allowed to trump that, not even the Titans.Nothing quite hits the level of "Mehrunes Dagon has manifested on Nirn and you can do nothing to him unless you summoned the metaphysical embodiment of time to metaphysically remind him he's just a dream about a dagger stabbing someone" in the setting.
>>732223265>Arcane magic bad, it will doom us all!>Have wells of arcane magic everywhere???
draenei are sexier
>>732218924>>732219617That image promises such kino and instead it's just the result of dogshit WoW writing. What a disappointment.
>>732220005>>732220190Christie Golden did more damage to Warcraft than any other writer before or after her, people shitting on Knaak didn't know how good they had it.
>>732187365They suck. Undead are cooler.
>>732187365I assume they smell really bad. Like so distractingly bad I don't think I'd want to have sex with them. Maybe someone with a going-into-games-machine can tell me otherwise.
>>732227217They have no bathrooms and shit where they walk like animals.
>>732227217Why? Maybe they smell like pine needles or moss?Definitely better than rotting undead people.
>>732226739We should get a comprehensive list of all things ruined by Golden.I know Knaak's biggest issue is his inability to think in the context of the settings tone.He'd do weird shit like >So instead of doing something druid-esque to get into the Emerald Dream in the Stormrage book, how about we have a human who was kidnapped by a mysterious fey creature as a kid so he can jump there at will?Or>So you know how Varian was given the title of Lo'Gosh by the Orcs, Which is the Tauren name for Goldrinn, a wolf god, that the Orcs adopted since they already loved their alien wolves back on Draenor? Yeah what if Varian was like, the ACTUAL avatar of Goldrinn and was channeling his power!It's like he has some kind of autistic fantasy ADD that makes him churn out OC donut shit in whatever setting he's writing for.It's why Dragon lore was kind of nonsensically retarded in the setting that blizzard kicked the can with it outside of the coolest elements all the way until Danuser picked it up for trannnyflight. The story of the Dragonsoul is the most cringe inducing autism in the entire WC lore, prior to Danuser slop of course.
Shame Blizzard turned them into rape meat for Orcs.
Imagine an Orc warrior gloating in a screaming, angry, humiliated Night Elf warrior woman's face as he's balls deep in her after defeating her in combat right before he swings his axe to chop off her head haha.Imagine living for tens of thousands of years only for things to meet your end this way lmaoo
>>732195162:male_focus:hmmm what does this say about anon
>>732198469NIGGER
If Illidan didn't create a new Well of Eternity, would the Burning Legion have just fucked off after the first WoE got blowed up?
BigMeatyPirateWoman
>>732199918To remind her of her place.
