My husband's game turns 9 years old next month, and the franchise he belongs to turns 40.
>>732196913That’s a bird
>>732196935He's as much of a bird as you are an ape.
>>732196913botw remaster when?
>>732196913Holy fuck are there any omorashi scenes of him in the games?
>>732196913>My husbandYou do realize he's actually married to another Rito woman and has multiple kids right? You are his mistress at best
>>732196913>Disappeared along with Shiekah tech>Nobody remembers him not even his kidsHe was a construct created solely to guide Link. When he destroyed Calamity Ganon Kass died because his existence was tied to the guardians.
hello doop!
Accept the truth. Your lusting after him is why Nintendo removed him from the game
>>732197040Didn't one technically already come out for the Switch 2?>>732197048No. Although Rito clothing are designed to be bottomless because of the, well, incontinence issues associated with cloacas, BotW avoids toilet humor or toilet content entirely. >>732197139He *was* married to another Rito woman, named Amali, and has five kids, Notts, Kotts, Genli, Cree, and Kheel. We've been married canonically since 2019.>>732197224>Nobody remembers himAlthough ToTK is a garbage game that retcons nearly half of BotW's worldbuilding and lore, he actually is mentioned by Genli. Genli says that the person who taught her and the other kids the song of that giant boat thing I forgot the name of was Kass himself. He is also mentioned by Penn and Tauro, although not named.
>>732197291While I would like to believe that he wasn't in ToTK because he was married to me, it's far more likely that his absence was done with the intent to distinguish TotK from BotW. Especially when you consider that Penn's storyline is more meaningful with his absence.
Why is everyone so gay for that bird?
>>732197520It's a combination of natural appeal and gay furry telephone game. Kass is a father with a kind and affectionate personality. He's tall, he has beautiful amber eyes, he has a large barrel chest, a masculine voice, and a positive spirit. Even when he's being facetious and deceitful, his intentions are pure. This is naturally attractive to people who are, well, attracted to men. This, combined with his androgynous features, like his aforementioned pretty eyes and thin arms, makes him a well balanced and appealing character.Now, as for gay furries, take everything I just said and hypersexualize it. You get an archetype that isn't dissimilar to other popular DILF anthros like Bowser. Considering that BotW is a mediocre 40+ hour game for children, in which Kass has less than 2 hours of screen time, most furries don't actually play his game, so they see other furries who draw hypersexual porn of him and just assume that's his characterization.
With his lack of inclusion in ToTK, it is true that his popularity has dwindled, but I foresaw this regardless. I only hoped they didn't ruin him, and they opted not to, so I'm happy.
Reminder that OP is a suicidal tranny with a real bf
I love Kass
Truth be told, he does deserve his own game.
Or atleast not being stuck in an open world game. Though his design, questline, and ostentatious presentation is one of the more clever aspects of BotW's open world design. I still need to mod him into good zelda games.
cloacock
Kass rhythm game when?
>>732196991Humans are by definition Great Apes
>>732200128Then perhaps Kass is a Great Bird.
The best Zelda character with the greatest smile.
you still homeless?
>>732201103Nope. Although, Kass has a vagrant-like lifestyle, so it's brought us closer.
I should mod him into L4D2.
tranny kek
>>732201548Kass is canonically a man who is born a man.
>>732197335>"Rito clothing are designed to be bottomless because of the, well, incontinence issues associated with cloacas"I doubt Nintendo put that much thought into it, since Zoras, Gorons and other species tend to be bottomless too, even AC villagers regardless of species, they all might aswell have invisible dicks that appear out of thin air when it's sexy time
what mental illness causes a man to simp for a parrot
>>732201906Well, perhaps the nebulous "Nintendo" didn't consider it, but it was character designers who created the Rito. People who likely researched avians or maybe even owned pet birds themselves. Much of the Rito design seems intentional, such as their long torsos mimicking the Zora's (due to them being descended from Zora), among other things.>>732201907Attraction to men and beauty.
One of the aspects of BotW that is certainly taken for granted is it's worldbuilding. It's something that I don't think I truly appreciated until I tried to understand Kass more through it. There's a lot of clever and intuitive things they did, and threw away entirely for the sequel.
>>732202242the zonai have long torsos too, seems like goofyness for the sake of goofyness, or to make the characters not too attractive
>>732202883ToTK, by contrast, is a far less intentional work compared to BotW, and is deliberately filled with lazy and half-assed decisions. By this point, Zonai having longer torsos is just a quirk of BotW's unique race design. Also, this didn't really stop the characters from being attractive at all, as they still gave Rauru and Mineru childbearing hips.
>>732203053hope the next direct announces a Mineru amiibo for the 40th anniversary, wish the Midna one didn't include Wolf Link
>>732203197It might be the last chance for ToTK. Nintendo's branding around Zelda seems to be equally unsure of itself as ToTK in regards to whether or not it's a direct continuation of BotW. It's fascinating that they made Tulin and Mineru villagers in Animal Crossing, but ignored BotW's potential villagers. It seems that Nintendo likes to create artificial zeitgeists surrounding the 3d zelda titles.
bump
We all know why Kass wasn't in TotK. Hell, none of "his" daughters share his plumage for how much Amali matters. Guy wanted to taste Tulin like everybody else.
>>732196913TOTK made him an absent father. Basically a nigger of sorts
how does a beak smile
i was gonna draw phenex for one of "those" threads but ive been really lazy lately
stfu kassfag i bet you're still homeless faggot
>>732202361>wedding ringsThat's the stuff....
Is Kass circumcised or uncircumcised?
>>732211435That depends on if there are Jews in Hyrule
Kassfag is a nigger and I genuinely hope he gets gutted by Somalians.
>>732207395My husband is not a pedophile.>>732207650Their skin behind the beak moves and shapes the beak into a smile.>>732211435Cloacas don't have foreskin.>>732211492Technically, Hylian's are the Jews of Hyrule. If Kass' did have a foreskin, they'd probably circumcise him as a member of the Sheikah.
>>732209420I was gonna draw Kass and Phenex but I finally got to him in-game and realized I hated him so I just didn't do it.>>732211561I'm as pale as Kass' leg feathers. I am pro-digital piracy, though, so fair enough.
>>732211893Forgot my image, oops.
>>732197335>We've been married canonically since 2019.How...does that even work? Do you have some proof that he's canonically married to you and has set aside his other family? Is that a fancy way of saying it's your personal headcanon?
>>732211893You are a genuine piece of shit. I hate you and I hope you fucking die. You will never be married to Kass. You will contract AIDS and die alone.
>>732196913Glad to see you're alright, Kassfag. Happy anniversary to you and your husband.
>>732212234It's mostly headcanon, but I managed to get permission from NoA legal to marry him, and nothing in ToTK contradicts the idea that he was just with me during the events of the game, so it's effectively a canon-compliant headcanon.>>732212295How will I get aids from Kass?>>732212378I couldn't do it without Kass, I love him.
>>732212295Well he will die alone. He used to have a flesh and blood partner that killed himself around the time Kassfag trooned out.>>732211743All of Rito Village is bro. They need to make sure their Sage is ready for what the Bokublins can and will do to them.
>>732212718Don't respond to obvious trolls, Kassfag.
>>732212718I still find it hard to believe that he would just leave his entire family of like, five daughters and a wife to be with...you. I would gladly accept your headcanon if it was some shapeshifting demon instead that turned into Kass to be with you and thus can allow the other one to be with his family, oblivious to your shenanigans. But oh well, be happy with the headcanon of yours, I guess, I'm not the one living with it after all.>I managed to get permission from NoA legal to marry him
>>732213074>Kassfag trooned???
>>732213102Sorry, force of habit.>>732213602You make a reasonable point, but since we've been together for almost 9 years now, I think I've come up with a compelling enough reason why he might be with me over Amali. First, I'd say that the bond he had with his late teacher, and the form of love he had been shown by him, puts me in a better position than Amali. Amali and his relationship isn't particularly well written to begin with, but Kass' has seen his teachers love for Zelda, and saw that the greatest form of love he provided to her and thus Kass to him was his ability to leave behind a legacy through music. He captured the beauty of Zelda's power and love, then brought it down to history through song. I have been doing the same to Kass these past 9 years. Plus, we're both experiences vagrants, which Amali is not.
Why isn't he in the sequel?
So are you fags just not gonna shill kings of hell anymore?
>>732215221What are you talking about?
>>732215267The kassfag and his fellows once made a habit of spamming a gay furry game here on vee, but it's been a few months since I've seen a thread on it.
>>732201374Yes, you should
>>732215430Are you gonna tell us next then it was stickfag all along on spamming Yoshi and thinly veiled husbando threads?
>>732215748He literally was in almost every single thread I saw talking about how the gay bird furry looked like his husband, I'm not sure what you're thinking but I'm pretty confident in what I said.
>nine years of daily seething Where has the time gone?
Go to back to /vg/You people have a waifu faggotry thread now
>>732214315>Amali and his relationship isn't particularly well written to begin withThey could expand on it later if they want, a game isn't going to explore every tiny bit of relationship from an NPC to convince you their love is justified and acceptable, at least from the game he's in. Other events between them could've happened while the eyes of the player weren't there. Him staying with her, making five kids and still feeling homesick despite having his own quest to do should be enough to tell you something honestly. He saw something in her to even consider marrying in the first place, who are you to judge his choices with your lustful lenses over his love that managed to create a big family?Anyways, since that employee said it's alright then why not. Live your dreams, anon. I can just accept it as a branch of events that could've happened in the series, away from the actual lore.
Anyway, post husbandos bros.You included Kassfag, post him again.
>>732215430Anon, people spending enough time here to catch most threads relevant to their interests doesn't make it some sort of organized cabalPeople can just be the regular sort of loser you know
>>732218941Wouldn't explain why they just vanished so suddenly, but sure, maybe I am seeing patterns where there are none.
>>732219209Maybe the game's been out for a couple months now and the already small audience on /v/ that was interested in it has discussed all there is to discuss in regards to what's there? Seriously, man, not everything is some grand conspiracy. There's gay furfags on /v/, they have a game that caters to them, so they talked about it for a while while it was relevant.
>>732219209It's more the game came out, is still very much in early access, and discussion dried out fairly quickly as with any non-live service game. The almost comical level of bulge and cake present is also a bit much for most people.
