Anyone else hyped for the Elden Ring film in here?
No
Nope
Elden Ring literally has the most dogshit lore of any FromSoft game, it's the one where all the Zanzibart forgive me memes actually 100% applies and you can tell its just a mess of ideas cut up and glued together.
Alex Garland became a hack a long time ago
>>732197269Is that the british guy from Heartstopper?
>>732197269I don't care about these hollywood clowns, they have all just been raped by a fucking youtuber. Good cinema died at the end of the 90's.
>>732197269Depends, can the kid roll?
/tv/ is that way.
>Alex Garland Brexit allegory incoming
>>732197269he's a real fan of the souls games, seems to know what makes them great, and would gush about Dark Souls before Elden Ring even came out. he had a guy playing DS2 in his show Devs. i think he'll do it right.
>>732197657kys niggerkike shill
>>732197269Let's hope it's good. Looking forward to it.
>>732197773you first. this could easily be the first video game adaptation that doesn't suck balls. you could enjoy it or you could cope and seethe on 4chan i guess
>>732197430It’s on topic thobeit.
>Hrrmm... a Tarnished, eh? Thoughbeitfully, yours truly a kind of a soul the likes of us.>"Old man where can I find the glimmer groves?">Ahh... grave of the old Nanny, conjoined throuhful her will... but it is not theirs to judge, contrariwise blessing turned insatiable hunger, thus to this day, she still awaits his return>"We don't have any cheeseburgers.">Hehehe, there is nothing more Tarnivorous than the will to survive.
>>732197269What would even be the plot? The game doesn't have one
>>732199683It has a outline of a plot which I think would work well for a movie adaptation. Obviously ignore the stuff that has to do withe player character and focus on the important npcs/bosses.
>>732197269Yes, I just hope it's not minecraft movie type "oh wow a cleanrot knight" but rather a story set in the mast
>>732197421>90s fagKill yourself, one entire decade of mediocrity in movies and half a decade of terrible music shitting on Rock's grave. That shit period will never be remembered for anything else than video games and the generation that id currently fucking up everything today
>>732197269No
>>732199683Prequel crap with the pre-shattering stuff if I remember right