What games will you play in your 50s?
>>732203878Singstar
>>732203878You will not look like this at 50. You don't even go to the gym
>>732204105You will not look like this ever.
>>732203878Shota X Monster 2
same shit I played when I was 15
>>732204105I do go the gym but other than that you're right.
Dwarf Fortress
>>732203878dance dance revolution
>>732204105I do go to the gym but you're right. I don't do steroids.
>>732203878i fucking hope i'll be dead before 50
Gta 6 will probably be the biggest game out still when I hit 50
>>732204105why would I want to look like this?
>>732203878Same ones I do now.
>>732203878Milked Males Prostate Stimulation Simulator
>>732203878More Pokemon, More Diablo.
>>732203878None because I'll be dead at that time
Hopefully, I've killed myself by then.
>>732207563as you get older, you will cope and that number will keep increasingt.40 yr old planning to self checkout after 60
>>732203878I looked like this for a year or two. Then I got lazy and not so much anymore
>>732203878whatever i want, ai generated game slop
>gets taken over by that thing
>>732204105My dad almost looks like that at over 50, so I have the ability. Just gotta stay fit like he did. Anyway he only plays old PS2 games like Spyro or Scarface, very rarely People who get fat and weak at 30, 40, whatever are weak spirited and probably dumb
>>732204105I do go to the gym and I might even look like this at 50 because whenever I start to weaken around my 40s I'm just going to start taking steroids. All the fags asking "who's going to take care of you :(" when you say you never marry not realizing that my goal is to die lifting heavy ass weight in the middle of the gym not soak in my diapers in my 80s.
>>732203878No hairy chest why are japanese so low test?
>>732209180it hardens in response to physical trauma
I'm 28 this year and I mostly play Mahjong, retro games on my phone and lately Elin.To be quite honest with you Mahjong moggs every single game that I have ever played to hell and back. No wonder, it's been around for at least 200 years at this point probably. I think Mahjong will be the only game that I will be playing until I die.
>>732203878gta 6 because its and old and retro and not because its a good game.
>>732209564I have a theory so have to ask: How much does your dad swim in natural waters or is in contact with soil from nature?
>>732203878Total war warhammer series. I have 1500 hours in II and pic related hours on III. I still suck ass at it and it's still as fun as when I first start playing it, shitty updates and dev team aside
>>732209564yeah my dad looked like this around that age too until he got lyme disease. He held multiple kinds of weightlifting records in his state and worked as a bouncer alongside his dayjob as carpenter. the mid life crisis shit is real, I've seen its power with my own eyes
>>732212094Quite a bit, he was almost always outdoors.>>732212353Bummer about the lyme disease. The rest sounds strangely similar to my dad though, huh
>>732214904>Quite a bit, he was almost always outdoors.Ok thanks. That confirms my suspicion. I've been able to get my own endurance and musle mass up by just taking a swim in lake water once a day. I also bottle that lake water and pour it on the muscles that I'm training at the moment which allows me to do extra reps I otherwise wouldn't.
>>732212268what are your fav factions?
>>732212268Watch LegendofTotalWar videos, especially the disaster battle ones. He teaches good tactics as well as AI specific abuses.
>>732203878Leon has the important message for Elon Muskhttps://youtube.com/shorts/eie3MiF7960?si=TUJZkGSVEQllJC5s
>>732203878I look like this, but im a manlet so
>>732203878Not natty
>men when they see sexualized men in vidya>DAMN THAT DUDE IS JACKED >women when they see sexualized women in vidya>I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT SO NO ONE CANwhat causes this
>>732203878I'm in my 50s. Currently diddling stuff in the survival crafting genre: valheim, Conan exiles, fuck ark. Also falling back into some oblivion remaster, because why not. And I think I own every variant of vampire survivors/auto-shooter available on any console. I think. Not really looking forward to any games soon, I think I'll try to hold out until the next elder scrolls comes out before offing myself. Probably won't be long after I start playing it, because if Starsuck is any indication of what tes 6 is gonna be like. Fuck, what a wasted life I've had. My hopes: more indie games, more crafting survival shit, less noir/puzzle/psychological horror/and AI slop games (the ones in the online stores that are super fucking basic for even 1978 but they've ported to every system on day 1).I am actually hoping the dude that made Withering Rooms does something else, soon. Man that game was really fun.
>>732216523Still way better than being a fat manlet or a tiny skeleton
>>732211717No one asked you
>>732209564And so you associate with us here. On /v/Who's dumb?
>>732203878peak male body women and men will lust after you
>>732220412Big enough for chicks, not too big for every fag in the vicinity
>>732220087You can exercise and play video games anon, you don't have to choose one or the other. Sometimes you can even do both at the same time, like doing a few pullups during a loading screen or whatever
>>732220748You can do that easily but you ain't getting a body like that without gear, dehydration, or being a manlet
>>732215834This is terrible advice.
>>732203878I'm playing Factorio. Turning 50 in Sept.
>>732203878Idk whatever my wife and kids will want to play
>>732203878Same games I played 20+ years ago
>>732209564Get off 4chan Titan I am gonna snitch to your papa
>>732220814True but you can still look and feel pretty good without any of that
>>732203878seems like a malicious query...
>>732204697oof
>>732207563if you've not done that so far, you shant. make of that what you will
>>732204105You will never ever look like this naturally. In some very very rare chance that you do, then congrats you have godtier genetics.
>>732204105Thank God I will not be fat.
kenshi 3
>>732209564I got fat and weak at 10
>>732223089Anon, give Chris Hunt a chance. He hasn't even released Kenshi 2, and that might take up to a decade to release.
picrel OP: his grindr date
