>Shepard, I know you've been reading my files on the Shadow Broker's ship. I just want to make it clear that my relationship with Matriarch Trellani is strictly transactional and the benefits from our partnership have been incredibly lucrative. So what if I have to choke my heat sink between big blueberry tits every once in a while? It's a sacrifice for the sake of human advancement. Can your asari or your quarian get you tapped in to exclusive Thessian markets? Didn't think so. Don't you judge me, Shepard.
Femshep is for trannies. That is all.
>>732204764My HERO!!
>>732204764>>732204924MY FUUUAARKING HEROES
>>732204764Kek.
>>732204924FPBP.
I saw video of Liara and Illusive Man having sex, did that happen?
>>732206580Nah, that was Benezia.
>>732204764>>732204924Gemmy.
>>732204764>>732204924HOLY BASED!
I am not judging you for that Tim, I am judging you for filling your men with robotic Space Aids and turning out to be a one dimensional disappointment.
>>732204764Illusive man should have been a good guy.
>>732204924My HERO!!!!!!
JackCHADS run these threads.
>>732207757Based angry girl enjoyer.
Wrex.
>>732204924Fippy bippy.
>>732204764>>732204924>enter mass effect thread hoping to see femshep whore BVILT for batarians>its just chuds trying to save the galaxy:/
>>732209957A batarian's grimy hands typed this post.
>>732204764i wana hear this with Martin Sheens voice
>>732210071Jack is BUILT for ParaGOD boy scout Shepard.
>>732210071Based.
>Next game is Andromeda side-sequelYeah, bros, I think we're not gonna make it.
>>732212443Imagine waiting till 2029 to be told>All your friends are dead>That'll be $70+tax+tip
>>732212610Like, I'd call it grim, but it is a type of grim, that grim doesn't come close to cutting.
>>732209957Based. Femshep is made to participate in Batarian bukakkes daily
>>732212675Like, fine, don't bring Shepard and co back, committing financial suicide while doing so, but do you have to go so out of your way that you're gonna timeskip straight into radioactive waste?
>>732212753Damn, nigga. Like, I know batarians are desperate, but they got standards, too.>>732212856
>>732212921Like, I can't believe we're really gonna go>600 years after ME3and not change the fucking channel
>>732213058Imagine Bioware going out of the way to sort of establish Destroy with their teases, and take 0 advantage of that.
>>732213120>No, no. We'd rather be out of a job
>>732213196Like, can you believe Bioware saying that?
>>732213247>I'm crashing this franchise>With no survivorsMike Gamble, probably.
>>732213302How do you come to this conclusion?
>>732213350>Right, lads. We fucked DA with 2, fucked ME3 with 3, killed DA with I, killed ME with A, lost all our credibility with Anthem, raped DA's corpse with V. There's less than 50 of us left in the studio, how do we still have a job tomorrow?
>>732213470>Let's make the next ME a sequel to Andromeda
>>732204764(krogan cocks FTW!)
I will always ship Jack and Miranda and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>732213528>Give this man a promotion, and his own office>That's the kind of balls this studio needs!
>>732213583I don't think they'd be gay for each other, but I do think that in a world with no maleshep, the two of them would go slutting out together.
>>732213603That's a bold strategy cotton! Let's see if it plays out.
>>732213686Also, I do think that Miranda would be a kind of exhibitionist.
>>732213745Who would sell a game like that, after releasing Veilguard?
>>732213801Not like a nudist. An exhibitionist.
>>732213856I can't believe that this was the plan from the start, saw Veilguard's performance and insisted upon it.
>>732213913Probably goes to clubs, dances sensually, in clothes that compliment her body, like her bodysuit.
>>732214005How are you gonna sell 3 million copies under that premise?
>>732204764Actually my Asari probably can Martin.
>>732214075Then she strips down to nothing in front of everyone.
>>732213470Damn she’s tall as fuck. I always thought she was a waif.
>>732214140Who the fuck cares what's going in with Andromeda?
>>732214194The excitement, the rush and the chill she must feel as she exposes herself to everyone.
>>732214254I strongly disbelieve that Bioware knew what they were doing with that, or that it is correct. Besides, you assume that those are feet and not whatever metric system they used in the Hanar systems where she was wanted in the first place.>>732214275How can you sell people on Andromeda with that shit?
>>732214348Does she let others touch? Is the excitement all she seeks? Does she pull back when others approach? Or is it a way to find something more?
>>732214472Honest question, who here cares what happens 600 years after ME3?
>>732214527If she and Jack go out together, does she feel the urge to do it as well, or only when she's alone?
>>732214603Anybody? Any takers?
Tali
>>732214695Maybe she lets Jack touch her.
>>732214752yeah, up the ass!
>>732214752Like, even the Civil War tease from this N7 Day, do I give a shit about a Civil War on Tuchanka, during 2819? No. Let the Krogan kill each other and sort it out themselves. It's their problem now.
>all this Jacky
>>732214827Maybe it's a shtick to find potential mates that they do together.
>>732214906Technically not wrong. Alright, we'll fuck Andromeda up the ass.>>732214942Or the Mass Relay ship from the 2022 tease?
>>732204924
>>732215004Yup, yup.>>732215014Maybe Jack is the muscle, so the blokes don't get out of hand.
>>732214823Correct
>>732215098Lest I forget the new N7 design from 2023.
>>732215156Wonder if they each pick one, or if they tag team one together.>>732215187Patently, yes. She is a character of Mass Effect. He did a good job finding the name.
>>732213470>Jack is one inch taller than meH-H-Hot....
>>732215205Who the fuck cares about N7s?
>>732215272And when they are lost, deep in the thralls of lust, they exchange a passionate kiss>no homo
>>732215340Like, the ME:A complaint wasn't that you didn't play an N7
>>732215426I bet it was Miranda who instigated it.
>>732215490It was that the Ryders were incompetent jackasses with cringe dialogue.
>>732204924Femshep is on the cover of 3. Sorry chuddie, but she's canon :)
>>732215554Like, getting fucked and looking someone to share a kiss, with lusty bedroom eyes.
>>732215624Getting a proper protagonist shouldn't be this hard.
>>732215702And Jack's the only one at lips' length
>>732215764We just wanted a serious person.
>>732215837And she's like>Bitch do I look like some bull dyke carpet muncher to you?
>>732215893Even then, with that very feminine N7 design we got, you know it's gonna be shit. You know where their priorities lie.
>>732215968And Miranda can say no, but keep looking at her the same way, hoping Jack gives in regardless
>>732216016It's gonna be shit, and it's gonna kill Bioware.
>>732216094Or she can smile slyly and say yes, and Jack will call her a fucking bitch, or maybe laugh it off, and kiss her regardless.
>>732216168How the fuck is this game gonna do anything?
>>732216237I think that Jack and Miri have earned the right to be total sluts together.
>>732216308I mean, other than shut down Bioware.
>>732216362I'm gonna stop spamming Jack. I have other things to do. Maybe later again.Bioware done fucked up.
>make destroy canon>set game 20-50 years after ME3>close enough for classic character cameos, far enough to stand alone>collapse of the mass relay system has left the galaxy a mess of disparate empires and isolated systems>unopened relays weren't affected by destruction>new relay network is threadbare by comparison but still usable>every relay opened invites the possibility of Rachni Wars 2.0>threat of the reapers still hangs over the galaxys collective mindsetIm sure you could do something with this
>>732216549You could, but Bioware is retarded.
>>732210150Correct. Paragon gets Jack, Renegade gets Tali. Tweeners get Ash/Miri. Cucks get Liara.
>>732204924Based>maleshep>default appearance>soldier>sole survivorIt's gaming time
>>732216549>et game 20-50 years after ME32819 is the best I can do
>>732217285>t. Gamble
>>732217323It was in the 2023 teaser, remember?Emergency broadcast signal from Andromeda dated 2819? And then it shows the new N7, implying that N7 is in Andromeda?
>"marriage, old age, and lots of little blue children"SEETHE
A lot of Mass Effect threads recently.
>>732217542I've been called a Bioware employee more times than I can count in the last year
>>732217542Well, I am lamenting the loss of a franchise and a once great studio. It's a shame it came to this.
>>732217665Are you? Like, even in the "creator program"?
>>732217826Say no, but blink twice, so I know it's a yes.
>>732217665Ashley is an uggo and doesn't not belong there
>>732217826Of course not
>>732216549(You) could.Most of us anons here could.Bioware won't and that's the difference. >>732218051Ok anon, quit talking shit about my wife. Now.
>>732218076I mean, it'd be convenient if you were. You could tell Mike Gamble to scrap the project entirely.
>>732218325>>Ok anon, quit talking shit about my wife. Now.It surprised me to find out that I don't dislike Ashley, and I can find her quite hot, depending on the scenario.
Speaking of Ashley how come Kaiden turns homo for Maleshep in ME3 but Ashley doesn't go lesbo for Femshep?
https://youtu.be/uC7ymcb1Zk8?si=FjJMSxcAj8Tm0r3oEmbrace KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>732218565because despite what they claim, they know deep down that nobody plays femshep
>>732218565Because Femshep got Diana, Liara and Samantha that all much carpet.
>>732218707Is the guitar in this song doing that Jonny Greenwood delay thing? The thing where you play one note and it comes up a beat and a half later? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>732218765But Maleshep exclusively gets Miranda, Ashley, Tali and Jack. Not really fair that he has access to all these 10/10 women but the only exclusive female romance that Femshep gets is Traynor who looks like a recycled ME1 asset.
>>732218926How is that my problem?
>>732218926Femshep is the minority. And actual women who play Femshep tend to go for Garrus or Kaiden. The ones who obsess over lesbian Femshep are trannies who also happen to be the most vocal part of the fandom.
>>732219416>The ones who obsess over lesbian Femshep are trannies who also happen to be the most vocal part of the fandom.Unfortunately.
So about this Krogan Civil War.Everyone in favor of perpetuating it?
>>732219768Like, I don't know why we would even get involved in it. We're not Shepard, there's no Wrex, we owe them nothing and they don't know us. It's an internal Krogan issue.
Is Andromeda worth it for 5 bucks?
>>732220240If they're paying you, you're getting ripped off. I don't wanna touch that shit. Every time anyone opens their goddamn mouth, I want to kill myself.
>>732220240Tried to finish it 3 times, I put it down after 10-15 hours everytime. It is just boring as fuck
>>732220240I never finished it. The writing has the same tone as the Hunger games and Maze runner. Just slop.
>>732221730It was on par with Veilguard.
I can fix her.
>>732221916You did.
>>732220240I finished Andromeda, actually got 100% just to say I did. Its not good, the characters are all annoying, they tried to pull a ME1 ending with everyone coming together and it felt so forced. Dont even get me started on the dialogue delivery, Only good companion is old man Drack
Leviathan DLC>Exploring Dr Bryson's lab, inspecting objects, narrowing clues downNeat>tracking down Dr Garneau on the mining facilityCreepy atmosphere, the info display showing Shepards face was a nice touch. The combat sections were whatever and babysitting the repair drone was tedious but very minorly so.>Saving Bryson's daughterKinda messy, just chaotic filler combat. The wall paintings surviving that long was silly but whatever.>on the surface of the water planetFelt like a slightly wasted opportunity, mostly filler combat, small catharsis from shooting reaper forces with the mech>talking to the LeviathanExtremely dumb, extremely frustrating, felt like the writers were slapping me in the face with "there, there's your explanation. Happy now?"And what do you get? War assets and the 'Dominate' ability. I didn't hate it, I just wish it was.. different.
>>732221916>Bioware used to put hot women in their games It's over....
>>732220240Game is a slog. Cora has a nice fat ass though.
>>732215667Only on the Kinect support version Wrong again Troon
I've never actually seen this version. This is not what femshep looks like to me.
>>732222736My HERO!!!
>>732204924fpbp
>closest we got to a big mech fight were the cerberus atlas and the human reaperc'mon man
I want to believe.
>>732204924Fag.
>>732223952Believe what?
>>732204924holy fucking BASED
it really is crazy how mch ME3 shit the bed on the writing front Illusive man was literally the only one with a sensible plan
Will the next ME be Bioware's redeem to form?
>>732226693But you can literally enact Illusive Man's plan if you want to.
>>732226947LMAO!
>>732226947There are 2 outcomesThe more likely "Its so over"Or the small % "we're so back"
>>732227328Have you seen the N7 Day teases?
>>732204764>CEO of human racism and his non-human female haremYep, I'm thinking basedI've always maintained that TIM did nothing wrong until he got indoctrinated
>>732227197As an asspull after being forced to work against him the entire game.
>>732204764>asariIm sorry Illusive man.I can't go with this.You are fucking hags
>>732226693Cerberus was made way too important and powerfulTo degrees that made the galaxy feel so small
