Ellie is PlayStation's most popular girl. She's funny, energetic, cute, down to earth, heterosexual, and pretty yet Sony has completely neglected to do anything with her except make a shitty TV show where she is played by someone with a physical deformity.Aloy on the other hand is ugly with a cardboard personality and zero real fans yet Sony makes sure to pump out games and collaborations with her nonstop.Why? Why does Sony insist on astroturfing Aloy instead of promoting their prettiest, most popular, best girl Ellie?
>>732213046weird post
>>732213046>heterosexualLol
>>732213046>Ellie is PlayStation's most popular girl.wrong, it's eve now
>>732213046You misspelled 'Heather.'
>>732213046>She's funny, energetic, cute, down to earth, heterosexualAll of this describes Sarah, not Ellie.
>>732213335Eve is no longer Playstation's property
>>732213421Neither is Ellie.
>>732213316She is. Obviously she's just going through a phase. Roughly 2/3rds of """lesbians""" have sex with men. She just needs a nice, respectful gentleman such as myself.
>>732213046>>732213382>status:deleted is now gone on atf What's the point anymore?
>>732213479Naughty Dog is still a PS Studio
>>732213510no it isn't, what are you talking about?rule34hentai is better for 3D videos
>>732213046Kys pedo
>>732214190I am attracted exclusively to adult Ellie thoughbeit, although I would raise TLOU1 Ellie as a daughter.
>>732213046I'm sorry OP, but Playstation is all on board Team Aloy. They even erect statues of her.
Every night I hug my pillow and pretend that it's Ellie. During the day I look at pictures of Ellie on my phone for motivation. I wish Ellie were real. There's no point in living without an Ellie wife :(.