/v/ - Gamer humor be like: >Why did the MS-DOS gamer lig - Video Games

Anonymous

02/03/26(Tue)13:08:42 No.732214857

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Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)13:08:42 No.732214857 Archived

Gamer humor be like:
>Why did the MS-DOS gamer light a candle before putting in the floppy diskette? Because he didn't want to be Alone in the Dark.
>What caused the school gamer to skip his classes? He left homeroom and found a hidden warp zone next to the pool on the roof!
>What do you call a man with two left thumbs? Me when I play Ikaruga in 2P mode with two controllers at the same time.
>What's the best way to make a gamer happy and excited? Blow on his... *silence* ...cartridge.
>Why was Mega Man 6 afraid of Mega Man 7? Because it's hard to follow up The Greatest Battle in History!
>What's a gamer's favorite Beyoncé song? Why, Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition from the Master Chief Collection, of course!

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:09:55 No.732214932

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)13:09:55 No.732214932

>>732214857
That last one was so shit it actually made me laugh

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:13:18 No.732215135

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)13:13:18 No.732215135

>>732214857
>halo
>ms-dos

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:49:45 No.732217389

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)13:49:45 No.732217389

What happened to the gamer who couldn't find a health pack?
He was destroyed!

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:26:45 No.732219837

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:26:45 No.732219837

>>732217389
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA, OH my god anon that was fricking good

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:27:44 No.732219895

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:27:44 No.732219895

>>732214857
>Anniversary Edition
Fuck off zoomer