>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>meet this guy>"Oh who's that">quit game>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>pages and pages of Halsin lewdsno no no NO NO NO NO NO
Halsin is a chad.Cucking gamers in the game and IRL.
you already made this thread
>>732216314the answer is to become Halsin anon, hit the gym and g et that chest hair growing
>>732216314>>732216392>>732216505>>732216601https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/%22%3Eartist%20gf%20mostly%20doesn%27t%20pay%20attention%20while%20I%27m%20gaming%22/page/6/
>>732216314I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
>>732216829mental illness
Without any trolling here, I think Larian has a golden opportunity to create great drama in Divinity.They said that they would want to have companions develop bonds and relationships between themselves.Now mix that in with the player character romances.
>>732216314Who even is this guy and why does he make people so mad? Admittely I never used him and I think either ignored him and left him in the cell or purposely went into the cell to kill him.
not getting the attention you want in /bgg/ you cuck retatd?
>>732216314>>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>>meet this guy>>"Oh who's that">>quit game>>>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>>pages and pages of Halsin lewds>no no no NO NO NO NO NO
>>732216314You already made this post like a week ago and it was gay and retarded then too
>>732216314I would kill for a waifuist gf
>>732216314what kind of faggot plays games with his "gf"
>>732216620Holy crackers halsin cucked a lot of anons
>>732223213>a week ago
>Still no sales report>Still no counter to picrel >Still no gameplay webms>Still a major flop>Still caused the studio to be sold off to china>Still desperately shilled >Still not a single woke success story
Halsin hits round 2 with Shadowheart, churning that goodberry pie he already left in her into a frothy goodberry porridge. Tav sits nearby rocking back and forth, squealing in anticipation, ready to slurp it down eagerly, though still a bit queasy from all he's ingested so far today.Breathing heavy from the exertion, the archdruid Halsin dismounts Shadowheart and steps aside, revealing the sticky mess he left in her, dripping out slowly.Tav is still feeling unwell from the previous batches, so starts backing away. "Oh, you aren't quitting now, are you?" Shadowheart teases, casting Command: Eat.The rich, sweet taste of goodberry and the musky scent of Halsin's thick balls mingle into an intoxicating blend in Shadowheart's warm damp Grove.The mixture has a presence that infiltrates Tav's very pores. It will be a long time before its traces will fully disappear from around his face.>"mmffnghhmm yes good mmmm goodberry good" Tav mumbles.
>>732223596They banned him for he spoke the truth
Tav has a rumbly tummy from all that "goodberry pie" but just can't stop.As soon as Daddy Halsin pumps a new batch into Shadowheart, Tav is in place ready to slurp it up like a greedy little beast. It goes on like this for all the night and into the morning. Finally Tav retches, it's just been too much druidic seed... yet still, the feeding frenzy continues.>hrmrmmmnfhrhgrlrlgm mmm yum good yes yes good berry mmmgrllrlkfrjmHalsin and Shadowheart look both disgusted and highly amused. "Nature's bounty" he says to her and she laughs, shaking her head