>first the arachnophobia mode>then petitions to remove deep water from subnautica >now thisShould devs accept people's compliance and censor things if they make them uncomfortable?
When will devs get the balls to say "play something else if it bothers you"
i'm begging devs for a nigger faggot filter
>>732219154When do l get my homophobia filter?
polygon still exists?
>>732219403Never, because no homophobe has ever made a game.
>>732219154
>game about insects>"let's remove the insects"I'm sure there's a word for this buffoonery
>>732219498Monkeys fear snakes, retards fear spiders, they are good for the eco system and won't bother anyone as long as no one bother us
>>732219585inclusivity.the retarded idea that everything has to be inclusive to every single minority group no matter the situation, things can't just not be for some people because you're excluding them and that's wrong.not so coincidentally diversity began as inclusivity.
>>732219585there was a big Koi in the pond in grounded 1 though, what's the difference?
>>732219154when can i filter niggers and trannies from games
What's going on in this thread?
>>732219651>us
>>732219154I thought the spider filter was just a joke for one of the game's trailers. Is it a real feature that real people actually take seriously?
>>732219154>"Boogeyman: The Game is our latest game, which is all about boogeymen.">"OOOoooh n-no you must add a filter for the boogephobes who still want to play Boogeyman: The Game."
>>732219154No
lol should we tell this >>732219457 faggot?
Why are people so obsessed with getting games changed for them instead of playing something else?Is it really that fucking hard?
>>732219865pic looks like he has big goofy novelty teeth lmao
>>732219498here's the relevant difference though: When I see a spider in a video game I briefly think>damn thats vileand then I move on with my thoughts. Snakes not even, they're cute even if I wouldn't touch one so I feel nothing like that. I'm also in a country with no poisonous animals and I try not to touch spiders because it makes me feel uncomfortable, but I don't turn into a snivelling mess and close my eyes when I see one, I can put them in a glass and put them outside just finePeople with arachnophobia or ophidiophobia or whatever the fuck have literal disabilities and you can't expect everything to pander to you when you have a disability. Consider just not fucking playing the game that is explicitly about giant garden critters.
>play horror game>demand to remove the horrorwhy dont we just remove the football from soccer and instead build factorio extraction on the football field for mineralsand have the football players run around with rifles instead we can still call it soccer for the fans
>>732219154>Ophidiophobia havers whine: Complied>Ophidiophile lovers want: Denied
>>732219154WHy do these faggots need to be catered to? Just fuck off to some other game
>perfect, NOW we can game
>>732219154If those faggots are afraid of the things in those games then they shouldn't play them.
love me some hooded snake
>>732219154if people have an irrational fear they shouldn't play the game thenfucking whiny bitches
>imagine being scared of this
>>732220167The inability of people to realize that products can exist that aren't made for them is mindboggling.
>>732219498I was freaked out by spiders until I grew plants now I love the little cunts. Every time I see them dicking around my plants I give them a fly.
>wahh wahh I have x-phobia I get uncomfortable when I see xreplace the x with any animal and you're a poor soul who needs to be pandered toreplace the x with "homo" and suddenly you're whiny and need to just get over yourself and go play something elseI agree with the latter for all cases
>>732219585ages ago some dev made arachnophobia mode so someone made a reddit post about it. all of these phobia modes are essentially just a way to get free goodboy points and help your advertisers craft the narrative that they care about you and you should buy their game because of it
>>732219972Tell what? The fact you couldn't counter the argument speaks volumes.
>>732220339Whixh devs replaced the spiders with rapeslime in arachnophobia mode?
Spider women!Snake women!Spider women!Snake women!SEX! SEX! SEX!
>>732219154As a game dev I would encourage all the retards to send their suggestions as whogivesafuck@kys.com
>>732219154how do these people function in their day to day?
>99% of games do not have snakes/spiders/deep water/whatever in them>"I absolutely MUST play the one game that contains my particular phobia and if you don't devote development time to letting me turn it off you are a CHUD and a NAZI."
>>732220127why were the scientists researching that
>>732219154When are they going to add transphobia mode to games?
>>732220127Finally...
>>732219154btw this snake is only in spot in the map and only occasionaly comes out and follows a path. almost like a train since you can ride on the snek. op is a faggot and so is that urnalist, behead yourselves
learn to mod phobianiggers
>>732219264They do but never to guys with phobias and shit, only to those who actually give honest critique.
can I get a fatphobia mode added to Overwatch so I don't have to see Mei's fat gross ass waddling around when I play it?
>>732219264>DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T BUY IT!
>>732220720By spending all their time in their pussy ass online echo chambers
>>732219498Why do I love spiders and think they're cute? It makes no sense I know. How can I be calling these things cute? But i think they are and it makes me feel happy when I see them. It's like the opposite of arachnophobia and I don't even know why I'm like this.
>>732219154After a certain point it really begs the question of where the line is drawn.You’re going to need a toggle for every single entity in the game since if it exists there’s gotta be at least one person out there with a phobia of it.
>>732219264one of them did that actually. it was some game that was heavily ocean themed and they added a thalassophobia mode in the options menu that would just close the game and tell you play something else. some kotaku writer or something threw a fit over it.
>>732221080literally genocide
>>732220770Under direct orders from their True Masters.>>732220850Snakos: Haha, yes!
>>732219264because you niggers chimp out the second a dev has the balls to stand up for himself and tell you what you need to hearyou want to be coddled constantly
>>732221025I don't know man, maybe past lives are real. When I was a little kid I would constantly play with spiders and try to keep them as pets, when I learned one of them was a black widow, I had to let it go.
>>732220217Have I told you about my crippling fear of liminal spaces lately?
>>732221025Jumping spooders are cute. Wolf spiders give me the heebie jeebies. I think it's down to the way they move.
>>732220065
>>732220185What the fuck is this retard doing
>>732221261I respect wolf spiders. They are a worthy foe.
>>732219154zoomers should just kill themselves
>>732219154I recently played through Grounded 1 and it was a lot more fun then I was expecting, how's 2?
>>732221352Why must there always be a quip?
>>732221025It’s just an animal and most tiny animals are cute.I don’t live in a place like Australia where a spider can land you in the hospital or the grave so I don’t have much innate fear for them.
>>732221352I like wolf spiders but still don’t have the guts to try and pick up the ones that sometimes get stuck in my bath tub. Down the drain for you, sorry big guy.
>>732221326He can't stop swinging it or it'll bite him and he's too domesticated to dash its brains out against the ground.
>>732221210Holy shit>>732221261Yes I love jumping spiders
>>732221390once you see the character designs then you'll understand
I work in clinical psych and it's a real thing. But this is more a narcissistic personality disorder where they demand that the entire world actively work to protect you from snakes and spiders at all times other thanThe key behavior here is that they DEMAND that EVERYONE do shit to cater to them.Of course they could not just not buying the fucking things. In a severe case you can let some steam curator tag or filter shit for you.>>732219972He doesn't deserve it. >>732219880>>732219651This anon is sus. And possibly australian. >>732219891Editors at polygon don't count as people.
>>732221326SO LONG GAY BOWSER
I absolutely despise insects and spiders specifically. The moment a wolf spider fucked my shit up I promptly uninstalled that shit. It just ain't the game for me. Simple as.
>>732219154>be me>have fear of deep waters>play subnautica becase it looked interesting>bit by bit overcome my fear>finish the game and have a blast through itI don't get normies.
>>732221610>my dad works at Nintendo...Who the fuck asked?
Insect games are a really untapped marketImagine a game where you're a hornet but the equivalent of the doomguy mowing down cicadas to feed your offspring
>>732221798Deadly Creatures on the Wii deserves a spiritual successor of some kind
Outrage culture is just funny to me. I've beaten Grounded & Grounded 2 like 6 times each, and I've never once even thought about arachnophobia mode, or been bothered that it was included into the game. Just happy to be playing a good game with demanding skill-based fights.
>>732221774This anon >>732219891next question?
>>732220984it's worked for me for the past 15 years, why not these people demanding nospooders mode?
>people think experiencing fear or disgust means you have a phobiabring on the nuclear war
>>732219154>phobia of animalsshould have just been aborted. how pathetic
>>732219154No if your weak and pathetic mind cannot understand that is fake and get scared of it the fuck you and suffer
>>732221261they are also VERY intelligent for their size and can recognize your hand as a part of something bigger
>>732221391I have brown recluses and black widows where I live and I'm still like this
>be me>live in finland>no dangerous snakes>no dangerous spiders>nothing dangerous in the water>people develops fear for bees insteadI've never seen it addressed in any media
>>732219154Devs should ask people with opinions to keep them to themselves. Devs don't owe whiny gamers anything
>>732221261i always try to signal hello to these guys using my hands and fingers when i see them
>>732220185>so long gay bowser.webm
>>732222018Honey bees or wasps? If you're afraid of honey bees you're a massive fag. I hate wasps because they feel the need to check me out every time I'm near them and get pissed if I move.
>>732219154Fucking brittle sissy ass zoomers.They're in for a world of pain once they leave their safe space bedrooms and reddit echo chamber.
arachnophobia mode that changes the entire enemy faction and final boss into spiders to make the story more compelling and exciting for the viewer
Tarantulas are really cute. Fluffy and mega chill little dudes.
>>732222018The movie My Girl
>>732222018what if a bee stole your girl?
>>732219154Are these the same kinds of people who will tell you that a particular game "isn't made for you" when it has something you don't like?
>>732222018Bees are bros.
>>732221901strong emotions like fear and disgust are taboo in post-industrial society. hatred is the worst of them all and practically a sin
>>732219891Arachnophobia is the most common phobia in the world. The thing is with phobias, it's a primal and irrational fear, even if you know it can't hurt you your brain doesn't let you react in any other way.
>>732220082I'm going to start claiming I'm paraplegic and petitioning studios to include a no legs mode, so every character and enemy becomes wheelchair bound.
>>732222254They'll call you transphobic and for some reason you're not allowed to be but they can have whatever phobia they want.
>>732221550The story was pretty weird, even for me. I was around 7 - 9 years old, walked into my house after a trip into town, and honed in on a spider making a web in a copper pipe like it was a cutscene event. I'm pretty sure I was even letting it make webs down off my hands. It was even set up in a little jar terrarium before I had to let it go. I grew up in Arizona though, so when I was around 4 I turned to my mom and said "hey look, the ground is moving!" because there was a tarantula in the leaf litter the size of a small plate.
>>732220217Ey yo why it gotta be white?
>>732222018Norway here, and sameFunny that we don't even differentiate between venom and poison. There's just no word for venom because we simply never needed it.
>game has arachnophobia mode>it just makes the player character scream whenever a spider is on screen
>>732219891no it's in the game. it was in the first game. it turns the spoods into these silly floating orbs.
>>732219403>>732219268The kind of people who would make a filter like that would probably see it as easier to just not include them in the first place.Unless I was doing a marketing stunt, it's difficult to see why I would include them in the game only to remove them.
>>732222481The spider whisperer
>>732222018>>732222494Swede here. Are people outside of the nordics not afraid of bees or something? They should be, my grandfather got stuck in the neck once and almost choked to death.
>>732222417spiders are objectively fucking ugly and dangerous looking, I don't want them touching me with their spindly sharp legs I can't even see their eyes or face to read their emotions they deserve to die for being non-cute. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say we kill 'em all
>>732222417I consider myself arachnophobic. I freeze up completely any time I'm near a spider, even if it's behind glass or a window screen and can't even touch me. I don't get that same feeling from video game spiders, though, because I know they're literally not real. That's why I assumed them advertising that mode was a joke, especially because it looked so hilariously retarded in motion. I thought it was like, "Haha, if you're scared of spiders you can just turn them into retarded blobs lol jk obviously that's stupid."
>>732219154but yet heterosexual people cant get a transnophobia or gaynophobia modes so we dont have to see anymore faggot trans or gay characters in vidya
>>732222636Never had any guff from honey bees in my life and I used to mess with them as a kid.Living with wasps will give you a whole different perspective of which bugs are worthy of hatred or fear. Total yellow jacket death.
>>732222601I remember that from the trailer. It looks so stupid and the idea is so outlandish I literally thought it was just a joke for the trailer up until now.
>>732222636There is nothing else here that can in any way reasonably hurt you.
>>732222724Based but ground bees are absolute assholes compared to "honey" beesWe even have meat bees here
>>732219154When I can have the homophobia filter?
>>732222636People are wary of them, but not particularly "scared" unless they know they're allergic. Wasps/yellow jackets/hornets are a bigger fear because they're much more aggressive and will attack you just for being unknowingly close to their nest, while bees generally won't.
>>732220454In MH Wilds arachnophobia mode turns the spider-looking small monsters into slimes. Said small monsters have a grab attack that ends up looking like slime rape in that mode.
>see spider>before I can do the glass cup trick or kill it, it hides out of reach >cannot relax until I know it's gone, leading to a stakeout that lasts potentially hours one of God's few mistakes alongside women and pomegranates
>>732222510
>>732222642I love spiders.We have so many in the greenhouses I work in, I've personally saved 20 black widows in my life.Beautiful and fascinating
>>732222642fucking filtered, spiders are adorableI like the ones with the really long spindly legs
>>732222745it wasn't a joke in the slightest. enough people apparently bought the game about fighting giant bugs and went EWWW NO NO SPIDERS GET RID OF THE SPIDERS I CAN'T EVEN EW EW EW EW EW and got listened to.
>>732219154remember when jurnos asked for an easy mode for the souls series?
>>732222673Ironically, removing the legs sets off my icthyphobia.
>>732222882If this happens I make a bunch of noise, hitting loudly around where I last saw him as a warning for what'll happen if he comes back
>>732222976>muh phobiaLmao grow up
>>732222882What's wrong with pomegranates?
I have a recurring problem of a spider webbing up my bicycle every single day, because it's the closest to the grass. How do I convince it to stop wasting web?
>>732222882that is legit one of the spookiest paintings ever made, fuck
>>732219403Set your location to Saudi Arabia.
>>732222882What did a pomegranate ever do to you?
>>732223027He's just trying to keep it safe from niggers, anon
>>732219585>I'm sure there's a word for this buffooneryYes, game journalist.
>>732223027I think they hate peppermint? So like, cover your bike in it, I guess
>>732223108Also a good deterrent for field mice, they hate peppermint
>>732223021I suppose I can grow out of my tomato allergy too?
>>732219585Yeah, it's called outrage bait, and you guys fall for it every time.
>>732219154I have xenophobia.Who do email to get foreigners removed from my games? A filter option would be nice.
>>732223172Is your tomato allergy psychosomatic?What you can do is stop being a pussy
>>732222018A decade or two from now people will avoid tall grass because of ticks.
>>732223172I actually did. I only had it when I was very little though.>>732223191Going by the youtube videos that pop up I have to assume the average Grounded player is like 6 years old. I think it's fine to remove the horror aspects of the game for them.
>>732223226I just wear pants and long sleeves
what about a filter for women?
>>732219154>add arachnophobia mode>it just adds an extra pair of legs to the spidersTechnically they aren't arachnids anymore
No devs should do the opposite of what consumers say. You hate big tits? Update 1.1a (main character tit size increased by 40%). How's that?Listening to players is retarded because they are retarded. That's why the Star Citizen forum is full of fucking retards asking them to remove PVP from the game.It's also why you get to play a fun new game and then people see they get killed by the same weapon a couple of times and then assume it's overpowered and flood the forums with crying and then the devs listen and nerf that weapon and it's basically fucking useless.The average IQ is 100 and that's only just enough to tie your shoe laces imho.
>>732223341Sorry its a gacha website people here literally worship women
>>732221080based, thats what should happen. Game just shuts down if you toggle that phobia mode and closes itself. Would be great if all games did that.
>>732219264Cryptmaster gives you detailed instructions on uninstalling the game and getting a refund if you're bad at it, but that's not the same.
>>732223341Hoops is sexy though. Why would you filter her?
why will devs bend over backwards to add stupid filters like arachnophobia or ophidiophobia but not give us a filter to remove the tranny flags
>>732223341There is one
>>732219154This is why you don’t give in to them at all. It never ends there, and the the second you give even a tiny bit, they smell blood in the water.
>>732219651
>>732223217It actually is, sitting in direct sunlight for too long also sets off my hayfever symptoms.
I have learned arachnophobia and it really fucking pisses me off. I used to love them as a kid, so my older sisters decided I needed to learn they were dangerous or I'd get bitten, so they stuck a rubber spider on the door when I was taking a shit and then ran around and screamed like monkeys. Mum said she found me huddled under the toilet in terror with tears streaming down my face, I was 4. Now every couple of months I still have recurring dreams of being attacked by throngs of tarantulas and shit and I always thrash about until my wife wakes me. It pisses me off because I'm still naturally inclined towards them, so I'm fascinated by them and want to study them, but anything bigger than a huntsman makes my heart go icy for a few moments, and they're not rare here in Australia. I've never forgiven my sisters.
>>732223610Wow what a genetic dead endWhat's your diet and exercise like?
>>732221139Look at that fat tail
>>732223663Well it's not an instinctive phobia so that's good. If it's learned it can be unlearned.
>>732223663>anything bigger than a huntsmanaren't huntsmen like fucking huge though?
>>732219154The options are dumb and I'd never use them but they're options for a reason, bitching and moaning about something you literally don't have to use is even more dumb than having said options in the first place. Do you cry and scream that easy modes exist even though you don't play them? Do you seethe at the mere existence of colorblind toggles?
>>732219154maybe they should just let the snakes get married
>>732219154>>then petitions to remove deep water from subnauticaIm actually very afraid of deep waters and i used subnautica as exposure therapy. It wasnt even bad after the initial plunge
>>732223712imagine getting squeezed by a bbw lamia girl with a tail like that...
>>732219264They do that all the time when you complain about your negrophobia
>>732221326He's celebrating. You don't get a chance to do that often. I bet he felt the coolest he'd ever felt swinging that faggot around.
>muh irrational phobias hehe it's kinda my thing
>>732222636Japanese are very wary around their hornets. IIRC they rank second on deaths caused by animals there.
>>732223226where can I find tall grass?
>>732223879>I use the scientific nomenclature because my mental illness is sophisticated
>>732223226CHIGGERS COULD BE HEREI'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS FIELD BEFORE
>>732219154I want a game with all the phobia filters, but that at some point has a dungeon/quest with amazing rewards at the end that is however centered about "conquering your fears", where all the filters are forcibly deactivated and the game uses your choices of filters to know which enemies to spawn more.
>>732219264You control the games you play.Jokes aside, I dont really see the issue. The dev wants the money of the end user and the user experience from others wont change. Its like modding out gay people because they offend you, you wouldnt tell those people to shut the fuck up and play something else, right?
>>732223879This was so popular in schools in the late 90s early 00s, so many girls had split personality disorder or DID teepee
>Got it to bring a mantis down to 2% healthSnek is gud
I got rid of all my phobias over time, but that's just because my thanatophobia grew and grew until it encompassed everything else so I no longer fear anything else
>>732224030fuck chiggers
>>732223797What a gay world we live in, where things like this aren't real
>>732222090I used to smoke in a hall-shed in the back of my house, and a pair of huge, vienna sausage-sized hornets/cicada killers would constantly buzz around while I was there. They never actually seemed the least bit aggressive though, and even though I think they might've bumped into my head once or twice, we just tolerated each other for as long as I lived there.
>be spider>kill mosquitoesAnd just like that they earned their place in my room. Those jew insects drive me into a tard ragewhen they pass near my ear during the night.
>>732224129>im scared of le dyingLol kinda retarded
>>732223726They can be, I guess. They're one of those animals that essentially just keep growing indefinitely until they're killed by something, so unless you're out in the bush and the local bird population are retarded then they often don't get bigger than about 7cm in breadth.
>>732222636>my grandfather got stuck in the neck oncefucking vorefags
>>732219268/thread
>>732224129Boo!
>>732224129>scared of deathEnjoy the gayest of all phobias
>every third post in this thread is some 90 IQ /pol/tard equating fear of spiders to hatred of gays or blacksWow, good one guys. Very persuasive. I can't believe developers are catering to normal people instead of you.
How is Grounded? Always wanted to get it since I love bugs and Honey I Shrunk The Kids. Should I just wait for 2?
>>732222090Sometimes they're solitary bees in the middle of looking for a mate so they do this hovering thing in front of certain colors, which can include your clothes. They just want to check if you're a fuckable bee.
>>732224201>Those jew insects drive me into a tard ragewhen they pass near my ear during the night.I recommend having a fan running close to where you sleep: the sound drowns out most of the mosquitoisms so you can sleep well. You might wake up with a few more bites, but in my opinion the bites are nothing compared to their hell noise.
>>732222603>it's difficult to see why I would include them in the game only to remove themIt's funny
>>732224307Fear of animals is a low IQ problemSpiders weigh about a gram on average and dont even want to bite you
>>732219154You laugh but most of /v/ would probably want a no-gay mode or no-niggers mode in their games.
>>732224307The harder they force the culture war, the longer it takes for the class war.
>>732222636The honey makes it worth it. I've only ever gotten stung when a dumb bee got caught in my hair and freaked out trying to escape. Obviously if you're allergic to bees you probably should avoid them.
>>732224307>take me seriouslyno.kill yourself.
>>732224348I was completely sick of survival crafters by the time it came out but I actually still had a lot of fun with it after my friend convinced me to play it. I would say it's a lot more fun than most games in the genre.
>>732224348They're fantastic. 2 won't be finished for a while, and it's extremely goddamn hard if you're a new player, so just beat 1 in the meantime. Get ready to fight for your life.
>>732224382Changing their orientations or the color of their skin wouldn't make them better written characters, which is the actual problem in most "woke" games.
>>732219154>Should devs accept people's compliance and censor things if they make them uncomfortable?Yes, because the slippery slope is real and that's how the wokies are removed
>>732223685Pretty normal, diet of mostly pasta dishes and cheese and a pizza every now and then, and I walk to work which is two miles on foot and I do an unmeasured amount of walking and lifting at a warehouse 40 hours a week.
>>732224382And?
>>732224382meh. I don't care.I wouldn't mind a no-ugly-chicks mode though.
>>732219498so? I'm afraid of spiders and snakes, but I'm not losing my marbles over them in video games or any other media on screen.
>>732224482>mostly pasta and cheese You might do better all around if you change your diet desu
>>732224489And so if your niggerphobia is valid so is someone's arachnophobia.
>>732223517the problem is that they allow you to turn the feature on. it shouldn't be there. they wasted time making the women and the menu option. just don't add them.
>>732224382There was a mod, not even a setting (unless you pretended to be a Saudi), in a Spiderman game that removed the pride flags and replaced them with American flags. Guess what happened to the mod anon.Guess.
>>732224642It should just make every character a nigger or every character a spider or even a spigger or a nidder
>>732223724I'm trying, anon. Those dreams just fuck me up.
>>732219154>Remove deep water from SubnauticaUh… how?
>>732224642Awesome! Glad to know game devs will start catering to me.
Is Grounded 2 better than the first one?
>>732224682Yeah it was taken down because I'm assuming it was hosted on Nexus who are infamously gay and jewish. There needs to be an alternative to that site.
>>732224482Don't listen to that other anon. He's jealous of your highly evolved grainlord physique and doesn't understand those with noble genes abhor excessive sunlight, crude peasant produce, and all manner of vermin.
>>732224382No, I don't play games that include homosexuals or niggers at all, playing a game that has them in a menu is the same as playing a game with them in your face. I refuse to interact with material made by people who would include such devilry.
How about a ophidiophilia filter?
>>732224129You want to fuck death?
>>732219154The snake is Grounded is based, he just slithers around and you can ride him like a freight train and harvest some loose scales to build roof tiles.
>>732219498A fear is not a phobia.It's basically the difference between liking something and having an addiction.Do not try to pass off the message that having a phobia is in any way shape or form a good or "justified" thing, by definition it is not.
>>732224785Yeah you can dress up being a slob with any number of pretty words but its not gonna fix your health problems
>>732219498
>>732224767I wouldn't say so yet. Its still in early access. It has a lot of the systems from the first game implemented at the start of the 2nd game, which is nice for someone playing it as a sequel but its like playing a metroid where you have all the powerups from the start, it is probably overwhelming for new players. Once the remaining areas get implemented itd be hard not to be the better game since its already basically the first game with extra stuff.
>>732219154kek imagine these niggas playing games like outlast. Zoomers are fucking pussies. Before I played Hogwarts Legacy I was reading about how the PS5 exclusive quest minding your own business was so scary and bla BLA and it was literally nothing kek.
>>732219154No.You never sacrifice your vision to appeal to 1-5% of potential customers who most definitely shouldn't be playing a game in the first place if they're so scared shitless of it
>>732219154>having a slight aversion or ounce of fear towards anything has its own unique Latin prefix -phobia did we just give up on calling people mentally ill? abloo abloo I'm afraid of cheese graters I have graterphobia
>>732219154Jesus fuck that shite still on?
I fear nothing.
>>732223663Damn. I feel for you.
>>732225096I'm afraid of you
>All these 12-year old fags who never played GroundedProbably the scariest game ever made, phobias or not. Wandering into a Wolf Spider at night will never not be a jumpscare.
>>732224770Basedmods. The downside is it's run by a retard who thought basedmods would be a good name that people would take seriously.
>>732225062Phobia is specifically an irrational fearJust "being afraid" of spiders is not a le heckin phobiarino
I need a transphobic filter. Sorry but I won't play a game with trans people. All phobias are valid
>>732223663Start fapping to monster girls like Driders, eventually you will train your brain to associate the spider body to sex instead of fear.
>>732225096
>>732220263It's mostly being afraid of venoms that destroy your innards, I'm sure.Snakes themselves aren't very scary, except the huge ones that crush their prey and swallow things whole.Those things can wreck a grown man
>>732225193What game even has troons?
>>732223226I mean, you should already be doing that in some parts of the world (provided you haven't taken proper precautions beforehand).
I can't imagine being scared of creatures in a video game.
>>732219264They can't do that because it just gives the unproductives something to write articles about.The correct answer is to just ignore their suggestions.
>>732224894glubglubglub
>>732225062Are you twelve years old or something? The -phobia label has been around for like 200 years, it's nothing new.
>>732225240The only snakes that are actually deadly venomous are found in Australia, Africa and South Asia. If you don't live there you'll never need to be afraid of snakes. An adult male can tank a rattlesnake bite.
>>732224902>A fear is not a phobia.
>>732225479I have centuryphobia so I don't want to think about those things
>>732219154>play game>AIIIIIEEEEE is that a rock!?!?!? we need a saxophobia filter pronto!>all rocks replaced with clown noses of various colors>visit the dippin dots beach>EEEEEYYYYYAIIIIEEEYAH is that a heckin crab?!?!?! kabourophobia filter activate!>crab is replaced with a grey box, box fisherman gives you a quest to go underfog (aquaphobia) to empty the box nests (cleithrophobia) he set up>ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt materializes and says "that's not what I fucking meant fag!" before you turn on the phobophobia mode
>>732225096What if they made Simpsons porn illegal?
>>732225404W-what is this?
>>732224894>>732225458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51MRnZEJ_6w
>>732225492>inexplicable and illogicalA fear is not a phobia Everyone is nervous around potentially dangerous animals
So how is grounded 2 anyway? loved the first game, but I'm sick of EA games so I'm not playing until 1.0>>732222882>spider finally comes out>can't work up the courage to capture it/kill itwhy must god give me his hardest tests?
>>732225492>an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fearThanks for proving my point.Though I'll admit I should have wrote that a phobia it's not *merely* a fear.Anyway the important part is that's by definition illogical, so the the article in the post I was responding to is bullshit.
>>732225634That would be good everyone wouldn't it? Simpsons porn is never good.
>>732222853Wasps don't have the same stingers as bees those fuckers can sting repeatedly where as a bee is one and done
>>732225642It's nothing, anon don't worry about it :)
>>732219264they want money, this is more money even if cents, so never
>>732219264They do, but only to chuds
>>732225683I played it at launch and it was a downgrade of Grounded 1 but with mounts.Don't know what it's like these days.
>>732225404>lights out at the strip club
We need a ludophobia mode that removes the gameplay. Journos and /v/irgins will love it.
>>732219154Let me guess the snake vores you?
>>732225483Whether it's diarrrea, a week of illness or straight up death in 10 mins, it doesn't matterNobody wants to get a venomous bite, especially when most of the horror comes from the unknown, aka not knowing what venom you just got injected with.The sheer expectation of the effects will likely make it worse too, even if only mentally
I feel like if I had a phobia of giant spiders I would simply not play the giant spider game
>>732225669>A fear is not a phobiait LITERALLY says phobia is an inexplicable FEAR you stupid fucking NIGGER>>732225686kill yourself you fucking retard holy shit. Debating fucking dictionaries yes your schizophreniac headcanon represents factual reality. I bet you inhale your farts and trap them in jars for later consumption
>>732225851What if it was fotm though
>>732225492It's right there in the definition, you illiterate retard. It's an EXAGGERATED, INEXPLICABLE, IRRATIONAL fear, not just any ordinary fear. Being afraid of a loaded gun pointed at you is a normal fear because it could possibly kill you, whereas seeing an unloaded gun on a table and feeling the need to run and hide would be an example of a phobia toward guns. You can be similarly afraid of spiders for rational reasons without being arachnophobic.
>>732219154What's wrong with deep water?
>>732225851That's how a normal person thinks.These zoomers think, act and expect the entire universe to adapt to their wants and needs.
>>732225920>there are 60000000 different kinds of fear and I'm always right because I say so and I'm trans btw
>>732225483Rattlesnake venom is necrotic man, I don’t want a hole rotted in my leg or a finger falling off.
You can suppress your phobia by developing a sexual fetish centered around that thing.Fuck your fears, literally.
>>732225994>These zoomers think, act and expect the entire universe to adapt to their wants and needs.sorta like /v/
>>732225913Absolute retard can't comprehend the point
These people suck, especially if its a horror game, I hate mannequins but enjoyed nightmare house 2 because god fuck those god damn mannequins sent me on a ruse cruise. Same with SH3 and the mannequin room.
>>732225945It’s deep, watery, and there are no wholesome brownfolx down there
>>732224372Anon wasps only fuck the queen (everybody in the colony fucks the queen except the drones) who only ever leaves the hive to make another hive or overwinter
>>732219154Polygon staff are faggots and the people that visit the site are faggots.
>>732225483Yeah but children can't. That's why phobias are either instinctual or formed in childhood, they're a defense mechanism to help children survive to adulthood. Stuff dangerous to kids is what forms everyone's phobias. Natural selection hasn't caught up yet and repopulated the earth with children who have phobias of plastic bags, cigarette smoke, and ipads.
>>732226052Nice try sexy deep sea creature, I know your game.
>>732226061The difference is that /v/ shouts their demands into an anonymous void, not write articles and spam twitter
>>732219264Never because games are designed by committee to appeal to as many people as humanly possible. Everything has to be made for everyone. No one can be excluded. Ever.
It is a game, and this is literally the healthiest way to face your fear and get less phobic. Some people feel entitled to avoid all forms of self-improvement/personal effort at all cost. Even though it logically takes more effort and time to convince a dev to go against their games vision, but in their mind its about deferring blame onto others so they can avoid even that form of self-accountability. They want to enjoy things that others enjoy for FOMO, but don't care if it's actually like what others are enjoying. Its about fitting in, and the entire psyche is ego-narcist tilted.
>>732225913Oh wow, are you already mindbroken?Anyway as I said in my previous post (but it wouldn't surprise me if your reading comprehension made you miss it) the difference is like liking something and having an addiction to it.If you think those things are the same then please kill yourself.
>>732225642Shadows House
>>732219585>I bought, downloaded, and played a game full of things I do not like, and now I am upset. How could this be happening to me?
I have workphobia. sorry wagies, no can do!
>>732225851That's reasonable anon, that's a reasonable thing to do. However, this is a journalist we're talking about. Well, not really since journalism is dead as disco. We're talking about a blogger masquerading as a journalist, which is why he's talking about himself instead of the game. Instead of taking your path, the reasonable route (I am scared of X, do not expose myself to X), he's decided to complain about something that absolutely will not be fixed by launch and is unreasonable to ask for. Using this method he can complain about it again when it releases, double dipping on articles and ad revenue. I don't even think this person is actually scared of snakes.
>sir, your rollercoaster is too fast, too high, and way too steep!>No i wont go on one that fits my desires, I want to ride the HELLENKELLERFUCKER PENIS SMASHER FROM HELL like all my friends>Id enjoy it a lot more if you made it to what I wanted instead, thats just good business you know
>>732225945>dark>cold>no air>pressure can kill you>full of ugly fish
>>732226020The concept of deeply rooted irrational fear has existed for centuries, and using the term "phobia" to label it has been around for about 200 years on its own. Exactly how illiterate are you that you can't grasp the concept of things existing in various degrees and needing different words to separate them for clarity?
>>732219264They do, unfortunately its the leftist woke tranny devs who have the bals to say it, not a normal developer
>>732226164Plus the reddit plebs get what they want more than we do because they're tenacious and unrelenting; it galvanizes the other legion of plebs to kick and scream until they get their way.
>Have fear of heights>Played every ace combat as a kid to an adult>Like playing air RB in War Thunder>Have fear of deep water>Love going to the depths in ARK and exclusively go for aquatic dinos/tamesSkill issue, its vidya not real. You'll never get me on a boat or in a skyscraper but with vidya I'm fine.
>>732226351>full of ugly fishnobody is asking you to go down there and look at us, they don't go up there criticizing how you look and breathe warm humid air and shit
>>732225913Lol retardAll phobias are fearsNot all fears are phobias
>>732219442I know. Did you know vice news is still around too? I had no idea
>>732226389The majority of "phobias" are just some bored nerd coming up with a "clever" name for something literally nobody has ever been afraid of so somebody else can go on reddit and post "today I learned the name for a fear of palindromes is itself a palindrome. Isn't that interesting?"
>>732222018Instead you have literal tornadoes of giant mosquitoes
>>732226147>>732223592why do these types of images just never get old to me
>>732226425Video games don’t trigger vertigo the same way actually standing on a tall ledge does. Maybe with VR but I still feel like a flight sim wouldn’t psyche me out like standing on a tall building irl does.
Say thank you.
>>732225945To me it's like being scared of the dark. You're not really scared of the dark itself, you're frightened of what you imagine it contains. This isn't entirely unreasonable, there may very well be something in there, but there probably isn't. If there is, it probably isn't as bad as one imagines. I don't like water I can't see the bottom of. This is due to an encounter with a snapper when I was young. I was very lucky, but that caution remains.
They want every game to be toothless and uninspiring.God forbid something make you uncomfortable or make you think at all.
>>732226609It ain't called the king cobra for nothing
>>732226659I bet this guy is one of those dudes who had a melty over Wolfenstein's "Can I Play, Daddy?" difficulty.
any game with arachibutyrophobia mode?
>>732219154Yes, but the replacement should just be one of those textureless cubes that are used as placeholder models when an engine fails to load a model. It's such an easy swap you could legit add hundreds of phobia modes in maybe an hour of dev time.
>>732226573That's just a product of modern society being so safe and boring that people need to invent problems to make themselves feel special and interesting. It's not exclusive to phobias, you can see that shit everywhere.
When do we get agoraphobia mode, where the devs are forced to make good games i enjoy so i can stay inside and have a better excuse to avoid people?
>>732226609the bane of jeets
>>732226020Look, you hate the lefties we get it. But you are seeing them in non-lefty things.>left constantly projects, gaslights, manipulates, lies via ommision>How do they deal with someone disagreeing? Same way>Left co-opts the term phobia, to make it a political slur>It is done to gas-light and insult people by saying 'oh you dont like it, you must be irrational">just like bigot, Ie thinking you are better than others due to beliefs, they project onto others while holding true themselves>world has gotten so toxic that people hyper-focus on keywords and imagine dissenters>This is basic caveman tribalism, where people chimp out before understand or trying to understand>understand = use more calories in thinking>not understand = save time and BONUS you are also 100% right!! woohoo!>arguing becomes two people trying to misrepresent the other sides opinion the hardest, where they are arguing with each other for imaginary personas that dont exist. >Like some fuckin JoJo fight, the person thinks they are fighting the imaginary stereotype instead of the person they are fighting.>"oh you disagree on abortion, you must also like breitbart, infowars, and take horse tranq!"dont fall for it anon, rise above!
>>732226830>make good gamesToo much effort. We'd have to hire more talented developers instead of just more developers
>>732226859Something about that hand gives me an erection.
>>732226596I tried AC7 on a friend's VR and I was fine. I even took flight lessons one time to try to help with it and did ok in the plane it was a cessna and not one of those stunt ones so it was basically like driving a car. Still get fucked up in high buildings though. especially if it has those floor to ceiling windows
>>732226573Actually phobia names are constructed via Latin words, technically not made up
the only goal is demoralization
>>732222882Ive become very indifferent towards bugs>Be me>Watching movie in my bed>Spider decends from ceiling >Grab it by the web and lower it to the floor>already ready to go to bed and its freezing out so I just decide to do nothing about it>Next night spider crawls on my hand while watching TV>See one on on my pillow, on the wall and roof(four spiders)>Think what is going on?>Again decide to do nothing because I know IT will take care of it.It seems I was right because I haven't seen any bugs in house in a while
>>732226609fuck thatmy bro rikki warned me when I was a kid
>>732221080Sounds gay. Developers should tell them to fuck off outside the game. Actually inserting it just feels like virtue signaling.
>>732226609More now than ever I want a lamia gf
>>732223663>>732225197
>>732227037>ActuallyA lot of scientific nomenclature isn't actually Latin. They take roots from whatever language they think sounds the coolest and then alter it to look like Latin
>>732227087But making them spend money and then go through the trouble of refunding is based.
>>732223663That's some psychopath shit from your sister
>>732227003Kira...
>>732219154Isn't the snake nonhostile?
>>732227037All words are made up, especially when you cobble together a bunch of foreign words into a single new word in a different language than any of those words originated from.
>>732226609wtf I love snakes now.
People can approach making their money however they want. I do, however, want devs to make games that they want to make and THINK other people like them would enjoy, rather than lowering themselves for the illusive wider audience. Surely this means more Tumblr slop and Woolay disasters, but those games just aren't for me to begin with.
>>732225732>spooky ghost thing>it's actually a little girlbravo japan you have done it yet again
>>732219498Get over it you fucking pussy.
>>732227407yes which makes this even funnier and more ridiculous. if the studio relents to them I'm not buying the game, and I loved the first one. enough is enough, stop pandering to these faggots.
>>732219264Never. That is not maximum conducive to maximum profits formaximumever.
>>732222494The poison/venom thing is just anglo autism, I speak two other Euro languages and they don't differentiate between them either.
>>732227148You laugh but this is how homo sapiens eliminated the other hominids. Some of us overcame the uncanny valley terror by simply fucking them until they're pregnant.
>>732220127They found the g-sssssssssssspot
>>732227860The clitoris is separate from and unrelated to the g-spot.
>>732228078Fine, they found the clitorhiss.
>>732220770There is very little actual research on animal female genitalia because it's harder to study than the male genitalia, plus most scientists were male and got the ick from doing it.
>>732222636Jävla fegis du är
>>732228164Good save.
>>732225404Woo! Woo!
>>732227358Big sisters will unrepentantly do the most sadistic shit to their younger brothers, scar them for fun and then mock the weaknesses they've inflicted.
>>732227148Kek
>>732224905>just carnivore diet and lift weights bro it'll magically cure phobias and allergies broI wonder what other psyops you fell for.
>>732220984They already say this when they defend DEI shit lol
>>732219154Imagine being a massive retard faggot and being scared of this.
>>732229180Do not make fun of people who got groomed
>>732219154Polygon is the unwashed, hemorrhoid riddled asshole of games "journalists". They're arguably worse than Kotaku
>>732222058Love doing the finger dance and sometimes seeing them copy it. They helped me get over a childhood fear of spiders.
>>732225096What if a nude little girl was in front of you?
>>732221326he's LIVING
>>732222368>some races are good and some are evil
>>732229295at least the left one gets some benefit out of it, like strength,the troon gets a screwed up mind (as if it wasn't already screwed up)
>>732225483Western Diamondback will fuck your day up pretty good if it decides you warrant a wet bite
>>732229281:3
Alright anons, time to choose.
>>732229681literally all of these are fake
>>732229681>eyes instantly train on ergophobia hmmm
>>732219268This
>>732219154>>732219498The worst way to deal with phobias is to avoid them. Sure some of it is instinctual but a lot of it is also learned and can be unlearned. Unless you live in Australia where everything can kill you there's no good reason to be afraid of spiders because our venom isn't strong enough to kill a human.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufPJNP_02o
Am I the only one who wasn't scared at all of Subnautica deep waters and much less the fauna in that planet? There was one cheap jumpscare when one Reaper took me off guard but that was just it. I enjoyed the game though, it was like Minecraft but underwater.
>>732229960>our
>>732223592
>>732219154Can we finally get a call of duty game that has appropriate accessibility for our veterans with PTSD?
>>732229681>cherophobia>fear of happiness>heliophobia>fear of sunlight>venustraphobia>fear of beautiful women... huh?Just what does someone have to go through to develop any of these jokes?
>>732230062
>>732219154Resident Evil 1 has both snakes and spidersdid people who are afraid of anakes spiders get their precious filter?fuck no, they got to pick up a shotgun and kill the snakes and spidersconfronting your base fears is a far effective method of dealing with them than hiding them away
What does a spider need fat tits for?
>>732230298me to suck on
>>732230059I actually suffer from thalassophobia, the genuine article, not the meme. I'm not freaked out by monsters, which everyone thinks is what it means, I'm far more terrified by the endless abyss. Watching people drift into the Ecological Dead Zone in that game gives me genuine panic, but then it's lessened by the ghosts that appear. If the void was just that it would be much more dreadful.
>>732230298Silk sacs
Didnt the new Monster Hunter had Arachnophobia mode option?
>>732225483Rattlesnakes will fuck you up and they plague the US desertsCoral snakes will fuck you up and theyre found all over South America
>>732230127being an English major
>>732219154>giving people more options = censoringimagine being this mentally retarded
>>732230389Interesting, do you suffer from cosmophobia as well?
>>732230298To intimidate and scare off human predators.
>>732230389video games are the best way to negate those phobias.demanding phobia-triggering items be removed is the epitome of pathetic and entitled.I believe that these modes are unironically immoral.
>>732219264Never, because if you refuse the lefties' demands, they will flock to social media and screech endlessly about how your game dev is full of nazi chud trump voters.
>>732230450Cottonmouths and copperheads too
>>732222090Im only concerned with them because im allergic, even then i try to just make them go away with incense instead of doing anything to bee brosWasps get a funeral and chemical warfare
>>732230759This, me playing Silent Hill killed a lot of fears I had.
>>732224894I'm fine with snakes but seeing them move in the wild always surprises me.
I'm deathly afraid of spiders and flying insects, and yet within games and other media I don't feel anything negative (and in some cases they can be some of my favorite things in games, like seltas in mh)I genuinely can't comprehend who these retarded modes are for
>>732230180
>>732230868Based Seltas Queen chad enjoyer. Love hunting those giant bugs. Monsties this time for sure in MHS3, right Capcom??
Snakes are way scarier than spidersImagine being afraid of a bug that there are likely hundreds of hiding in every corner of your house and crawling in your mouth as soon as you fall asleep
>>732221991 You're a kind soul anon :)
>>732231063>>732226609no. snakes are friends.
>>732219154I want to demand a filter for ostiophobia.
>>732225492Well yes, a phobia is a fear but not all fears are phobias. Fear of touching a homeless man's cum stained hand is different from fear of contaminants so severe you wear a glove everywhere and rub clorox wipes on your skin.Fear of an unidentified aussie spider that might be the fabled Funnel Web Spider is different from seeing a random harmless spider sitting on your porch and screaming then driving 3 blocks away and calling pest control.It's like the "toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads" thing or whatever it was.
>>732219154Lol even the comments on Polygon are calling the guy a loser. How do absolute freaks like this even get writing jobs?
How do you even "filter" the snakeyness out of a snake?I guess removing the legs works for these people I found those floating balls creepier than the spiders in Grounded 1, despite being afraid of spiders irl , but what can you do about the snake? Make it a long lizard maybe?
>>732220984Hey. It worked out in the end, you retards ate up his next game.
imagine being such a fucking pussy you can't confront your """fear""" when it's colorful and childish and completely digital and you KNOW it's fake and you're safe
>>732232372Remove the long body to make it a floating head I guess. Give it little wings for extra effort.
>>732221080Ive had something similar in mind for years, if I ever made an rpg it would have an easy "mode" that just closes the game and opens a video off me reading off all the dialogue from a script. If youre on easy mode then you only care about the story and not the game right?
>>732232420not me.
>>732219154my friends wife is afraid of antsanything with ants in, she won't go near itwhen we're playin EDF, she has to leave the room
>>732232565I think I've seen screenshots of players jumping on it and riding it.How do you know where its long body is when there's only a floating head?
>>732232835Make it a series of floating heads, with little feet. I guess that's just a Wiggler.
>>732232745I used to have a visceral fear of ants crawling on me, due to having traumatic fireant bites as a toddler when I stepped on an anthill, but I've basically gotten over that if the ants aren't too aggressive.
>aww look at the snek so friggin cute here's a picture of one that literally can't do fucking anything isn't it so hecking poggers nevermind the other ones who will make you boil on the inside for simply existing next to it for a milisecond People who like snakes are more compromised than toxoplasmosis catfags
>>732219154The responsibility for what sort of media you engage with is on you. If spiders scare the hell out of you, maybe don't play a game that has giant ones as a recurring foe. That said, I really don't get arachnophobia filters that turn spiders into crabs. Most spiders are harmless and non-aggressive towards humans, crabs are walking cutlery sets with attitude problems.
>>732233623I'm afraid of ants and I still played Grounded. 2 was a lot worse since you can't disguise yourself and have to fight a million of the fuckers in the very first quest.
>>732233343What a gay post. All snakes are beautiful animals. They can be very dangerous and should be respected, but outright disliking them is really lame.
>>732233343Your mouth should be raped, so that the impact of getting facefucked rearranges some of your neurons and turn you into a less faggoty version of yourself.
>>732233343There's a difference between liking them and being such a massive gaping pussy that you want the removed from vidya.I don't hate you for being a fag either, it's just in your nature and you can't help it.
>>732230062>not typing with her legs0/10
>>732219154that snek is cute as hell
There is a Grounded 2? I thought the first one just early access dropped like a year ago.
>>732229681Why is Cynophobia listed twice?
>>732219154this is why catering to pussies afraid of spiders was always a retarded idea that would only lead to more people wanting filters for whatever gay phobia they decide prevents them from playing video games
>>732219264How do you expect the line to go up that way? Everything needs to appeal to everyone.
>>732233343I love animals
>>732233343Snakes used to be the natural enemy of primates, humans included.Now we are so dominant we find them cute instead.You are upset at one of the signs of humanity winning evolution.
>>732234532It's easy to miss while reading the list.Sometimes you see no phobia.
>>732229681Is there a phobia of having no phobias?
>>732235091carlos!!!!!!!!
>>732219880I look like this
>>732220185>Helicopter bitch!
>>732222368Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>732222018does my summer car have bees?
>>732235091Carlos!!!
>>732224259>they're one of those animals that essentially just keep growing indefinitely until they're killed by somethingIt's like one my worst nightmare coming true. There's got to be a fucking limit to that growth.
>>732224259>tfw /druk/ and thought the branch was a spider-leg
>>732223663Literally me but with sharks. Loved them and always read about them as a kid and then I got fucking Endless Ocean. Seeing sharks stalking you in the background and just barely seeing their silhouette ruined me forever. The eyes also bother the hell out of me.
>>732230059I love underwater environments so Subnautica was a very soothing experience for me overall. The parts that got me was THAT Reaper Leviathan around the crashed ship, because that one is super aggressive and really good at detecting you, and when I accidentally went out of bounds into pitch darkness and the Ghost Leviathan spawned.Seeing the topographic map of the in-game area was also kinda spooky. Out of the entire planet, it's the crater of that one volcano you happened to land above, and all around it is just infinite depth.
>>732235603I don’t know the exact science of it but I think their size is limited by the way their respiratory system works. There’s a hard limit spiders can physically grow before they can’t breathe enough oxygen and die.
>>732219264They only say that to people with niggophobia.
>>732226609What did Vishnu mean by this?
>>732219154>ophidiophobiaLinguistics has gone too far
>>732236087That's an insect thing as spiders have lungs
>>732233343Just watch your step when you're walking through the jungle you dumb ape. Most snakes will try to avoid violent confrontation, to the point that several groups have independently evolved means to persuade you to fuck off before we're forced kill your stupid monke ass.
>>732222018just bee yourself
>>732236252>weHow are you typing?
>>732219154content warnings is the most someone should really have to do because after a point it is removing gameplay
>>732232372An Arachnophobia filter typically just replaces the model like a goblin or covers it with something like a cat face or censor symbol.I imagine a snake one would either replace it with a ferret or simply cover it up in a digital mess filter of cotton candy and happy faces.
>>732225283Undertale
>>732224259Imagine being a tiny huntsboy and you see that level 70 huntschad passing by, completely bending over the grass in his way like he's actually one of those mammals. Like how the hell did he make this far.
>>732236916From that moment on huntsboy is determined to survive at all costs, so one day in the far future he can grow even bigger and stronger than huntschad, his idol. A titan who walks among the giants and makes them flee in his wake.
>>732226052That's not how it works retard
>>732219154if it was me I would allow the option but have 1 snake is jumpscare somewhere in the game just absolutely demolish, body, extreminate the player at random.
>>732224259Oh it's a broom, I thought for a sec that the tree was to scale in a different spot and the spider was the size of a coconut crab.
>>732236247I learned about that in a bio course I took once. Their lungs are like modified gills, really interesting stuff. They mog the shit out of insect respiration but are still kind of shit compared to vertebrate lungs. They could get way bigger when there was more oxygen in the atmosphere and their lungs didn’t have to work as hard.
Spiders scare me stiff.
>>732236989And then he finds out huntschad was a huntstacy all along and gets devoured trying to mate with her
>>732219154why are people being racist to spiders and snakes :(
Reminder, spiders are just tiny cats.
>>732237775Give crybabies an inch, they take a mile
>>732237775>why don't people like insidious creatures that lurk in shadows and poison with little more than a touch?As for spiders and snakes I dunno.
>>732222642>Absolutely and completely Hate fast-moving spiders/spiders that can move unexpectedly>Hate spiders that have body plans unlike pic related (save Jumping Spiders, but I hate those for their Jumping ability)>Absolutely love the tiny nigga the size of a pinhead who constantly makes webs in my lampI don't get it
>>732222510that would be cool
Snakes are cute, I just want dog enemies to not make realistic "hurt dog" noises when fought and killed.
>>732222510>Game has an arachnophobia mode>Turns all spiders in the game into rapist enemies
>>732220217are those.. s-shadows.. in the corners?! AIIIIIIIIE
>>732230724that isnt bootes void that is just a gas cloud
>game has arachnophillia mode
>>732219268This, I want a filter to not have niggers in my game.
>If you hate minorities, fuck off, I don’t want you playing my game.>WOOOOOW YOU’RE BEING REALLY INSULTING TO POTENTIAL PAYING CUSTOMERS>If you hate spiders, fuck off, I don’t want you playing my game.>HAHAHAHAHA BASEDExplain this shit.
>>732219585Spiders aren't insects doe
>>732238298Compare the crime statistics and I think it’s clear which fear is more valid.Never a seen a spider rob anybody before.
>>732238127>game has arachnophobia mode>turns all the spiders into gray aliens
Spiders in games are fine as long as I can either1. Tame them and have them fight for me2. Speak to them and they sound like cultists 3. Burn them with fire.
>>732227052aliens were checking on you
>>732221390why, to combat autophobia of course.. and whatever the phobia to 'thinking' is called. these people live in overcrowded cities, they never go 2 seconds without hearing a horn, a car rev, shouting, or any peace. they do not know what peace is. and they do not like it
>>732238298I'm tired of blacks but spiders are cool.
>enable arachnophobia mode>"Spiders are no longer visible."
Sneks are cute. Do not fear the snek.
>>732237819This is hot
>>732230059>cheap jumpscarewhy would you call it cheap? there are no scripted event reaper jumpscares. you drifted carelessly into the area with the loud screaming serpent and was punished. there was nothing cheap about that, you were given all the rules to avoid it
>>732237425>They could get way bigger when there was more oxygen in the atmosphere and their lungs didn’t have to work as hard.Dear god.
>>732239050>arachnophobia mode just gives them doom spectre invisibility where you can just subtly make out their silhouette
>>732220217>I'm begging the developer to add a kenophobia filter
>>732219268hey cool it with the antisemetism
