the queen of flop
I could tell Nintendo how to evolve the Metroid formula. If they paid me.
>>732228326i wonder what woman suit tastes like... mmm licky licky
I'd like to make her flop
Metroid 1 is goodMetroid 2 is bad Super Metroid is the 2nd best game ever made, behind Resident Evil 4Metroid Fusion is greatMetroid Prime is greatMetroid Prime 2 is amazingMetroid Zero Mission is goodMetroid Prime Hunters single player is badMetroid Prime Hunters multiplayer is greatMetroid Prime Pinball is funnyMetroid Prime 3 is goodMetroid Other M is so bad I recorded a video of me destroying the game and put it on YouTube but it got removedMetroid Nintendo Land was neatFederation Force was mehBlast Ball was badSamus Returns is alrightMetroid Dread is amazingMetroid Prime 4 is bad
how do i get into the metroid series if i dont like side scrollers or exploration gameplay?
>>732228326They should make a game where you play as the jellyfish and your goal is to rape her to submission and willingly becomes a breeding sow.
It's unironically over, she's just a Smash Bros. character now
>>732228970Metroid Prime 4 is just for you!
You say that as you post slop.How poetic.
>>732228838>Metroid 2 is badMetroid 2 established nearly every single worthwhile aesthetic and powerup and plot point that has persisted throughout the entire series you stupid faggot, it IS Metroid and everything since has been plateau or more frequently, downhill.
>>732229213Metroid 2 is a repetitive game with somehow less interesting level design than the NES game and the only thing it has going for it is the music and the varia suit’s introduction. It’s a downgrade from Metroid 1 and every mainline game after it is better except for Prime 4. It’s better than Hunters, Other M, Pinball, and Federation Force too. Actually it may be better than the remake because the remake made every single Metroid fight even more of a slog, at least in the original 99% of them went down quickly and didn’t waste your time.
>>732228326Prime series is a spin-off. This would be like calling Mario a flop because Mario's Time Machine didn't do well.
