>I just killed another game, WITH MY FREAKING WRITING?!
even tendies didn't deserve this
>>732235292They absolutely deserved this
>>732235002where did all go wrong for millennials?
>>732235002>>732235459Zoomers would just be writing something in AAVE. Like it or not, this sort of writing is the last gasp of white cultural relevance.
>>732235350>The one time tendies show any standards at all is with Metroid
>>7322354592008 Recession broke the early ones and cell phones broke the later ones
>>732235292No, seeing them get this after constantly making fun of california movie games was extremely funny, they totally deserved this.
Prime games never fucking sell. Be critical of Prime 4 all you want, Nintendo can release the most mediocre Pokemon, Kirby or Animal Crossing games of all-time and them shits still will sell multimillions on day 1. Tomodachi Life will sell 3 mill first month.Meanwhile Metroid Prime Remastered, the objectively best game on Switch 1, can't crack 2 million. Yes Prime 4 has flaws, but its biggest problem is being a first person game exclusively for an audience that doesn't like first person games.
>>7322355951991 would be on the later side of millenials, I waste 1 hour a day on the toilet and 2-4 hours a day awake in bed all because of the fucking phone.
>>732235459>millennials>writers are ex 343 gen X
>>732235885>I waste 1 hour a day on the toiletwhat in the actual fuck
>>732235350of all tendie fanbases, Metroid is the one that does not accept slop. tell me how they deserve to have a legendary series wrecked to appeal to retards?
>>732235459idk some millennial writing is pretty kino
>>732236041shit stench really complements tiktok reels
>>732235459I'm a millennial and everyone I know from my age group does not find this shit funny at all. these are gen X fags like randy pitchford who find borderlands and the MCU hilarious. look, this is randy laughing his ass off at the fact he included a turkey as a boss in bl2
>>732236041It's really not that surprising nowadays with smartphones, but I take it to another level. I shit at least once a day, and I have a bidet seat attachment so I can have my ass cleaned while I look at stuff on my phone or play Slay the Spire on the switch. There's been something wrong with my penile passage or prostate for years so I go pee frequently and it sprays when it comes out, I so I have to sit down to pee so I don't piss all over the toilet rim, so I end up going on my phone for a few min while I sit. Thanks for reading to my blog.
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>>732236128holy cringe who let the mudshark in the writer's room
Forspoken was so bad that the studio that made it was dissolvedWill prime 4 do that to retro studio?
>>732235292>>732235350>>732235589>>732235598HEY HELLO I'D LIKE TO PUT ON RECORD THAT ALL 27 OF US PRIMEFAGS SHAT THE ABSOLUTE BED WITH THE LIGHTS ON WHEN CORRUPTION ADDED EXTREMELY NORMAL VOICE LINES AND ALSO AGAIN WHEN THEY MADE THAT FED GAMEI REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW WE COULD HAVE MORE CLEARLY REQUESTED THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT PRIME 4 DID>>732235780Since when did Prime fans dislike other first person gamesI'm no junkie but I enjoyed Halo and Stalker just fine
>>732236128He's right.
>>732235780Metroid fans do not support Metroid.They whine and complain about non-gameplay things and then cry when no sequels occur.Fuck metroid fans
>>732236128gottem
>>732236128Genuinely based.Racists are animals and should be treated like animals. They are to be tamed like misbehaving cattle.
>>732236128uhhh timmybros?? Our response???
>>732235885Bro your hobbies?
>>732235885>I waste 1 hour a day on the toiletLiterally me. Even before phones. I love reading or drawing instead. It's comfy. Like a different world.
>>732236128Source? Is it actually good or just this scene?
>>732236128black sissies? our response?
>>732236324>I'm a millennial and everyone I know from my age groupevery single person i ever met around my age was woke and only had shit inside their head
You know it's bad when ign couldn't excuse it.
>>732236128This could have worked if they didn't have to cut back to all the women snickering to show you how epic and owned he was.
>>732236041same. literally every animal in nature is done shitting in literal seconds, but these people are somehow built differently? what do they eat? glue?
>>732236797oh fuck off you tremendously obnoxious performative faggot. go harass random drivers in MN or something you vile cunt.
>>732238153
>>732236324Randy needs to have his phone taken away from him. Or Gearbox needs to hire an intern whose sole job is to bitch slap him whenever he tries to post something.
>>732235292>Non stop shitposting about how Prime 4 is the greatest game of all time after just showing a logo at E3, even as far as to say nintendo won the E3 with that logo>Non stop shitpoting for years about how Prime 4 is going to be amazing because it just will>First preview show up, it look like dogshit but drones eat it up>BOTW tier damage control for every obvious problem instead of raising any alarm about how it will be shit>Devs continue to make the game without a care in the world and release a turd at the surprise of exactly no one that's not a tendie100% deserved
>>732238067You just sit there, Not actually shitting for hour.
>Did you just do that?>Wait you did not just do that! HAHA!The over use of swearing is also a tell-tale sign of Millennial writing, look at the latest Saints Row (which also killed Volition as a studio) to see what I mean, they substitute good writing with swearing which Millennial writing completely misunderstands the purpose of swearing, it's supposed to be used sparingly so it's impact is like a short sharp punch but they over use it because; >"AREN'T WE SO QUIRKY FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCK WAFFLE TWATIRON CUNTMUFFIN!"
>>732237841>black sissies? our response?you'll find them in /gif/ blacked and BNWO threads
>>732238460>You just sit there
>>732235526>AAVEThe word is ebonics you retarded tumblroid freak.
>>732236797>racists are disgusting animals>supports one racist over another
>>732235002It's close but that Forspoken clip / meme will outlive Prime 4's McKenzie.
>>732235002LULZ!
>>732236110>does not accept slop>dread already memory-holed
>>732236604Nothing. Bamco Singapur was acquired by Nintendo despite Metroid Prime 4 original build being trash, and Retro (except for the contractor writers) did their best to transform that trash into a bland not-so-bad game. And now that Kensuke "My ideas are trash and I don't even play games anyway but I have director powers for some reason" Tanabe is gone we can hope that Nintendo learnt their lesson to not push BotW design choices into other games, or at least don't push them in a stupid fashion
>>732236128This is the negro equivalent of female power fantasy tropes.
>>732238241he needs to go back to doing whatever he was doing in that toilet
>>732236324unironically based>nooo only I'm allowed to be mean! you can't be mean back to me! I'm just being brutally honest!
>>732238460>You just sit thereno thanks?
>>732236797Blacks can wipe out very small groups of isolated whites if they bring overwhelming numbers, but that's it. Talking about them fighting back against us as equals or even superiors is just laughable.
>>732238857No you don't get it you see Black supremacists don't think they're racist because they're low IQ and made up some new term for Racism which means something about power imbalances rather than discrimination based on the colour of skin e.t.c.. It's how they defend and justify being racist against Whites while calling themselves 'anti-racist'. They're not anti-racist, they're simply anti-white.
>>732239330Rorke's drift says otherwise. 140 British soldiers against 4000 Zulus and the British won.
>>732238652Did you read Alice in Wonderland? Toilet is a different world. Even time flows differently here. This is the place where you can find true solitude from the mundane outside. The place where you can think, reflect and stuck with inspiration. Remember my post the next time you will sit on the Mighty White Throne. Give it a chance.
>>7322357801, 2 and Hunters sold good enough.Dunno about 3 but Wii software sales are all over the place. 4 sold like shit because they went really silent with the game and then, with every trailer and the first reviews everyone learnt that Nintendo included a ton of elements that not even on paper sound or look good for a Metroid game... And Nintendo/Tanabe even admitted that on that Famitsu interview
>>732235292You're right, they deserve worse
>>732238652No one is allowed to disturb you when you are on the toilet
>>732239576>>732239780You people have serious problems. You need to get some professional help.
>>732239869Why are you so scared of your own toilet?
>>732239539to be fair the zulu wars were a british embarrassment and they lost several battles in them
>>732239330>fucks all your women and breeds you out of existence What now peckerwood?
>>732240017Not my problem
>>732238713>not niggerspeak
PLEASE! LET ME IN ANON! MY GAME DIDN'T SELL, I'M BROKE! I'LL WASH YOUR DISHES!
Forspoken > Metroid Prime 4
>>732239993To be fair? To be fair 4000 Zulus got embarrassed by 140 British soldiers thousands of miles from home, completely surrounded and won.
>>732240421Yes, to be fair. The Brits had an overwhelming technological superiority over the zulus so they were expected to win anyway.
ARE METROID 2 3DS ANF METROID DREAD GOODIVE ONLY PLAYED 1, super and fusion
>>732240640No they didn't, not at Rorkes Drift. The Zulus had the same rifles the British had, learn the battle before commenting you know nothing.
>>732240875play am2r
>>732240952Most zulus fought with assegais.
>>732235002Neither version sold a million. It could be a million between both versions.
>>732240997They had more rifles than the British had, they had looted an entire regiment from that same morning.What they didn't have was training, the 140 had superior training and superior officers. The Zulus surrounded the British enclave on all sides multiple times and had them fighting for two days and still lost.
>>732235459This is what a society where men have surrendered the pants looks like. There's a reason why every successful society is patriarchal. Equal relationships don't exist, BTW. Anyone who's watched relationships knows this.It starts with Karen clutching her pearls and engaging in petty middle school social games then spreads out to beta simps who's mating strategy is to agree with her screeching. Women find these men disgusting, BTW, and they look to the institutions for leadership when they're not getting it from their husbands. Society has set up systems of punishment for the strong, functional men who ought to be in charge, so they don't get to be tastemakers. The end result of all of this is what we have now: A system of corrupt institutions enforced by women, who are natural spies, where all fun is banned, the family is dead, and evil reigns supreme.If white countries rediscovered the ancient knowledge that women shouldn't in charge of anything (a central theme of the Bible BTW, to the point where you can't really be a Christian and a feminist) and that the proper place for weak men is the public bathroom with their faces shoved into the urinal, we'd fix most of our societal problems within two generations. Bad writing would fixed within five years.
>>732235292Premium bait made me reply
>>732236797Yep. Fuck whites, the moment they're gone we're just gonna wipe the niggers out completely.>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET THEM ROB YOUR STORES AND ATTACK YOU BECAUSE WE ENSLAVED THEMAnd? My people didn't enslave them and they assault us just as readily.
>>732241137I don't know how many rifles they had, I just know that most of them had spears and most of the fighting was done by the Brits shooting at people with mostly melee weapons in their hands.
>>732241198>to the point where you can't really be a Christian and a feministthey just claim all the points they don't like were doctored, so it all works out fine
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>>732240243>Forspoken > Metroid Prime 4
>>732241374Then you should look into the battle, because the Zulus had far more rifles and weaponry than the British. They had looted an entire column/ regiment the same morning they began the attack. Hundreds of rifles, thousands of ammunition, but they weren't trained to use it like the British although they did shoot from an elevated position into the British enclave, they weren't marksman.
>>732242685Wikipedia is not some great proof, but still.
>>732236128Aw shit little Timmy got put in his place!Does the average person realize this is sophist propaganda yet?
>>732242809You're right it's a poor substitute. I recommend the 1964 movie, it was made with the help of Zulu warriors and the Granddaughter of the Zulu commander who took part in the battle who acted as a tactical and stratigic advisor for how the Zulu's attacked the British from the Zulu perspective.It's also a battle well recorded as it had 11 Victoria Crosses awarded, the action for the award given in great detail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NetxJAkdO6Y
>>732243123>You're right it's a poor substitute. I recommend the 1964 moviecome on dude
>>732235292Metroid fans didn't deserve this, but tendies did.
>>732235002>dread was great though emmi encounters on replays are kinda annoying>mp4 is just pure dogshitbeing a metroid fan is suffering
>>732235780That literally doesn't matter. It cost a shit ton to make. Especially when you include the restart. What they had before the restart doesn't just go to $0. It cost money and it was wasted. Then they went on further for another half decade only to less than a million copies on either 2 platforms despite there being 170m + of you faggots
>>732243175Yes? Do you think because of it's age it's not accurate? That it's only valid the more modern a piece of media is? Then you would be incorrect.
>>732235459>where did all go wrong for millennials?They were heavily influenced by Joss Whedon and Marvel.
>>732236128>you're retarded>UHHHH YOUR PENIS IS SMALLthe writer was a woman
>>732236665I buy every metroid game what do you want from me
Which is the worst Metroid game, Other M, Federation Force or Prime 4?
>>732236128>the only one smiling is the nigress >the other 2 are reasonably upset with his retardation
>>732237114eating, grocery shopping at Kroger brand store looking for cheap food items on clearance, vidya, making fountains to sell that I never finish
>>732237304Get one of those wavy projectors for cheap and put it in your bathroom while you shit. I like to shit in the dark with only the projector on. Feels even more like a different world.
Two main things, Marvel movies and female writers.For some reason people think that because women speak more that it somehow automatically means they are good communicators, which is completely wrong.Women are very verbose but very often say nothing of meaning.And Marvel/Whedon way of doing things is unfunny people always trying to be funny at completely inappropriate times that ruin tone and mood, which they misinterpret as witty and cutting.
>>732244053Prime 4 isn't even the worst Prime game.
>>732236128Reminder that this is a myth, just like black inventors.
>>732244053FedForce is basically pointless, maybe the multiplayer is fun? Dunno, it seems impossible to convince three friends with a 3DS to play this game.Other M, while having a really bad execution of its ideas and an awful localization, honestly has its moments and hard mode is fun. Also, all the boring parts can be beaten pretty fast.Prime 4 is bland but I guess is fine if you find the previous games to be too difficult. Maybe hard mode is fun but the crystals fetch quest, the repetitive enemies and the bike tutorial make me not bother to install the game again.
>>732238241Randy didn't build a company to not act like a retard on twitter.
>>732240017who's going to defend you now?
>>732235595I don't remember 2008 being so bad. In my state you could've bought a mansion for like 100k. It was a fucking holiday compared to the crap zoomers are facing today.
>>732236128>heh looks like my crotch being close to your face made you uncomfortable, take that waycistnigga what
>>732236128>Guy brought his groin close to my face while I couldn't move and started talking about his penis.I would absolutely sue the police department for sexual harassment. Free money.
>>732250475How many lawsuits have you won? Multiply how much you think you know by that number.
'tendo got too cocky. They were due for a disaster. A shame it came upon Metroid fans, but them's the breaks.
>>732250475LMAO you wouldn’t do shit as usual
>>732236128Sound like average /v/ arguments.
>>732241198>watched relationshipshave you ever been in a relationship anon
>>732236797Blacks are proven to be the most racist btw
>>732236496A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
>>732254387>t. Idubbbz
>>732254387I did have a girlfriend for a while, and I do get attention from women. I don't pursue them because the family courts are a death trap for men.The point is that something always happens with relationships: Either the man conforms around the woman or the woman conforms around the man. Everyone who's been around people has seen this; it's just a question of whether they've observant enough to notice it and brave enough to include it in their world view when feminism is so powerful. And one of these two options is clearly superior, both in terms of making the individual couples happy and in terms of greater societal health, and this is backed up by the fact that every prosperous civilization has said "women will not lead".
>>732236128niggers really love doing this "stupid wyite strawman gets HECKIN' OWNED by the stronk and correct BLACK man!!" thing.
>>732235002Played forspoken. Beaten it. Didn't deserve the hate it got. Which is why I don't trust the majority of gamers.Some of the best magic gameplay ive seen. Ok story. But as I played the story I could relate to Frey not giving a fuck about these people. They hated her, She's essentially doing everything carrying the city in terms of power. And had someone she cared for at home (the cat, and the ability to use the internet) Now shes in a low-tech, hell hole, on the brink of collapse. And this is the last city. She's the only one who can leave the city at all. So I can understand that its a LOT of responsibility. Sorry for yapping I just really thought it was underrated.
>>732243175Wikipedia is basically on the same level of reliable information as a movie these days, including MCU titles
>>732256175>Some of the best magic gameplay ive seen.kek>And had someone she cared for at home (the catShe gave up on it. She didn't even go back for the cat after the ending of the main story.
>>732256252The cats in good hands. Though I would've liked a sequel where they expand the city outwards. Shes got plenty of magical cats in her homeland. Maybe she should bring the cat to her world.
>>732236797You anti racist retards don't follow the standards you expect others to adhere to, thus I will continue to be racist against niggers
>>732235598They didn't deserve for that reason. California games deserved to be mocked you kike tard.
>>732235350I'm not a tendie, I didn't deserve MP4 being shit.
>>732241374>I don't know x Then why the fuck are you speaking on it like you know something niggerfaggot?kys
>>732239992why are you scared of the rest of your house?
As a non-tendie, I'm genuinely surprised that nobody gives a fuck about Metroid. I played Prime as a kid (with few memories of it), but over all these years I had been under the impression that it was considered a marquee franchise under Nintendos belt. And nobody fucking buys or plays it.
>>732258104If they really wanted Metroid to be a household name on par with Zelda or Mario, it would've gotten a launch title with the same kind of spotlight and attention BotW and Bananza had.
>>732242809>poltroonkek
>>732236128>good cop>bad cop>zesty cop
