What's going on up there?
Magic n sheit.
>>73223742010000 kilometers (squared) of dungeonswe dont know how one place can have that many ruins and dungeons without being considered post apocalyptic
>>732237420https://youtu.be/uH64qV71uUQ?t=57
>>732237420surstroming
>>732237420Saddam Hussein doing crunches
>>732237420TES VI, from what I've heard.
they up warpin they west there
>>732237420cannonical elf x human interbreeding
wonder if the Ravenwatch vampires are still there in the 4E
>>732238027More like getting ready for his daily dose
>>732238313That happened like a bajillion years ago between races that don't exist anymore
>>732237420
>>732237420>High Cock
>>732237420You'll find out in four years.
>>732237420stoned dwayne johnson
>>732237420Genuinely engineering a race of anti mage knights to face fuck the elves
>>732238419>The Agent 0.3 seconds after being subjected to being the epicenter of the Warp in the West seven times over, circa 3E 417
>>732237420Racism against Orcs mostly.
>>732237420>tax fraud>nepotism>noble infighting>money laundering>political corruption>inheritance disputes>border disputes>religious disputes>generational grudges>fratricide>patricide>regicide>assassinations>literal curses>land-owning ghosts>knightsand occasionally setting aside your differences to sack Orsinium again and kill as many filthy shitskins as possible (and loot the place).
>>732237420Some Game of Thrones-tier political fuckery.
>>732239686And>people losing pet tigers in dungeons>using possession scams to con priests out of exorcism items>merchants secretly swapping letters of their rivals>mages guild getting paid to put people to sleep
>>732240313I also should have included >exorbitantly priced demon-god-summoning rituals
>>732240062Just run around and find the exit lmao your level 1 only giant rats and bats should be spawning.
>dungeon called Ruins of <NAME> Farmstead>consists entirely of stone tunnels
>>732237420>Anon, I borrowed a robe from a friend and I forgot give it back teehee, can you help me?
>>732240062I felt a little when I did that quest ngl>But I did not study magic. I studied history, so I leave this letter -- not to revenge myself, but as an historic document.
>>732241225>Hey deliver this thing to guy X>Dear anon, the thing is actually cursed by an ancient mummy who will follow whoever carries it, so I passed it on to you. No hard feelings.
>>732240394>>732239686>>732240313Don't forget aggressive hypermutts performing blood sacrifice.
>>732239686>>tax fraud>>nepotism>>money laundering>>political corruption>>inheritance disputes>>border disputes>>religious disputes>>generational grudges>>fratricide>>patricideThose things happen literally everywhere.
>>732237420Elf-on-Man bestiality. Manmer are an abomination. Worse, one of the islands has still living Ayleids. Those daedra-loving deviants belong in the pyre.
>>732237420>>daggerfall: knightly snobs>wayrest: merchant snobs>evermore: former nomads>jehanna: half-skyrim>farrun: orcs>camlorn: degenerate artists>shornhelm: backwater shithole>northpoint: merchants again
>>732239686>Land owning ghostWHAT?
>>732242124But for most places they aren't a core part of their identity as a nation.
>>732237420If TES VI is Hammerfell and High Rock, they'll have to cut/downgrade some of the cities. Assuming they were keeping 5, what ones would be most important to keep?
>>732237420Kneeling on a Nannerfeller's neck
>>732241225>dude was standing in a small room for me so when I gave him the robe he just dropped dead right there and then amd nothing spawnedIt was a far bigger shock, in my mind it came across like she had enchanted the robes to like, flay him alive or crush his torso or something.
>>732242770The post-Warp in the West big four obviously ie Sentinel, Wayrest, Daggerfall, Orsinium. Last one's a freebie.
>>732237420Medieval Feudalism and Western European Knighthood which apparently only exist in High Rock and nowhere else in the setting.
If they had any taste it would be things like this combined aesthetic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoJc2tH3WBw. Excalibur + slightly gritty magic and slight horror edge + elf miscegenation + Sengoku period in not north west Europe. Aka awesome. But everything sucks now so who knows.
>>732242952>and then amd nothing spawned You're supposed to get ganked by 3 seducers and like 30 guards. I know I did, looked like a Hotline Miami scene in that house
>>732237420dunno but that looks like a penis
Isn't Highrock just the Temeriel equivalent of Australia with Dunmers?
>>732243760high rock is the breton country. seems youre thinking of morrowind
>>732237420Half naked women in every temple.
>>732242537Can I get a quick rundown on this?
>>732243760no its wales if it was filled with frenchmen
>>732244064No fuck you
>>732237420Knightly orders. Priestly nobles. Half nude wild folk banging animals and contorting with daedra
Well, as the name implies they are getting high on rocks.
Bethesda will never be able to recreate the magic of Daggerfall and Morrowind along with the fun of Arena’s main quest dungeons. I am sad, yet I am at peace.
>>732237420white people shit
>>732245926Don't fret, brother. The torch is carried by the Tamriel Rebuilt/Project Cyrodiil autismos.
>>732237420>Ho hey, sweet lady o' Wayrest>Ho hey, sweet lady o' mine>Oh, I'll see you again >Yes, I'll see you again >Sweet lady o' Wayrest so fine
>>732245967But do they piss?
>>732246147Praise be to them
>>732237420Celtic Magic
>>732242537>>732244064If someone in High Rock ends up as a ghost (not uncommon) and haunts their own manor without naming an inheritor, they are still technically the owner. Usually it's the other way around though, a noble is so fucking mad their their legal will was not adhered to that they stick around after death to haunt a place and ensure contractual obligations are met.
>>732247626What's the tax policy on land-owning ghosts?
