Can you think of an original shitpost other than>who are the ontological guys of this shit series?How about you get some fucking literacy on your side, retard.
me
>>732238848The entire weltanschauung
everyonewar turns everyone into fascists the emperor of man knew this but gave in to his human pity and ended up in a hell of his own creation
>>732238848Games Workshop
>>732238848Nids, Their hivemind runs on pure hatred for everything else as stated in canon. Orks are the only good guys because all they want out of life is a fun fight.
>>732238848can someone tell me why I should care about warhammer? I don't care for the aesthetic and none of the story appealed to me in the slightest but everybody treats it like its a gift from god.
>>732238848No SoB romance no buy
>>732239321no. it's okay to move on if something doesn't interest you
Imperium
Warhammer suffers from the typical writing problem where people in power actually have good intentions (emperor), people are good actually (Eldar, Tau, human citizens etc) and that everyone who's actually evil is in the opaque middle management (corrupted nobles etc etc)Basically it's for midwits
>>732238848xD
>>732238848Chaos
>>732239561but people keep stopping whatever franchise I like to work on a warhammer game instead. the next pathfinder game is going to take forever because of warhammer crpgs.
>>732238848my peenis weenis of course haha
>>732239862A > C > B
the C'tan
>>732238848
>>732238848HAG SoB ROMANCE!!!!
>>732238848The ones that paint their marines in blue white and pink or rainbow.
>>732240463oh ho ho ho
>>732238848The baddest? Probably the Dark Eldar, then probably Chaos.
>>732238848Russians
Off market recasters and 3d printers.
>>732240595They kind of were before the necrons weaponized them. Before getting shoved into their new bodies they were just sentient energy clouds floating around eating star farts. They just kind of did their own thing, not bothering anybody, and would have continued to do so had the necrons not shown them that souls taste better than solar plasma.
>>732238996fpbp/thread
>>732244907Nah, Vostroyans and Valhallans are good boys. Best dressed guard regiments too.
Chaos is evil by definition. Everyone else is situationally evil
>>732238848The IRL players for being so annoying.
>>732239184>of his own creationI mean the hell was already there to begin with let's be real
>doesn't want to be worshipped but dresses like thiswtf was his problem?
>>732239321If you need another reason not to care, GW are a cartoonishly evil company. I don’t mean Rothschild evil, I mean children’s cartoon mustache twirling villain, like suing cosplayers for dressing as characters or going after YouTubers with a small number of followers for daring make fan animations. They also hate their old fans because they are too difficult to please and they’re trying to fuck with the lore to make it more palatable to the mythical modern audience and their wet dream is a Netflix deal
GW inadvertently created the most aggressively right wing piece of media in history and have spent the last 10 years trying to apologize for it without ostracizing the fans.
>>732248491When have they sued cosplayers?
Chaos and xenos
>>732238848The tau
KILL ALL XENOS
>>732248721I honestly think they only pull the Warhammer is satire card whenever they get into hot water publicly when a chud fan goes too far in real life
>>732248721It's not even right wing, it's just pro-human. Retards who say the Imperium are the bad guys are mentally ill and self destructive.
>>732238848Well no one is morally good in 40k. However. As a human, you should side with humanity. Particularly the common grunts.
>>732248885looks like it's drawn by a chud
>>732249452Pre heresy lore is basically>colonist finds a new world>drops an ambassador >”hello, ruler of this strange land. Join the empire or die”>genocide millions if they dare refuse to join an organization that claims to be a galactic empire that they didn’t even know existed a week ago I don’t see how that’s human at all
>>732249418Because they do they basically want the imperium being poster boy good guys but get embarrassed when it just attracts grifters and chuds. They are a public company and your fandom being right wingers is not advertising friendly
>>732238848It's gay shit like "the real enemy is within us" since humanity has all these bad desires/inclinations they are manifested in the warp daemons they fight.
>>732249597The Imperium did that and it still can barely fight back all the bullshit in the galaxy trying to genocide all humans. Imagine how fucked things would be if the Imperium cucked out and didn't try to unify humanity under a single banner. Flimsy alliances and pinky promises are not going to fucking cut it when shit hits the fan. You are advocating for the dividing and conquering of humanity.
>>732239184>makes a deal with the Chaos gods in his bid to uplift humanity>starts a project to move Terra into the Webway because it's inaccessible to Chaos>Magnus trying to warn Big E about Horus going Heretical ends up fucking up Terra's Webway Gate>refuses to let Eldar or Drukhari into the throne room to fix the gateWhat steps could the Emperor have taken to avert these issues?
>>732248721It’s a mess of 40K used to be more tongue in cheek, but all the clueless apparently leftist authors all accidentally just write a bunch of lore and stories justifying the imperiums actions with slight “oooooo yeah a million people had their toes tortured to make a single primaris marine” but it was needed
>>732238848It takes place in the far future of our universe, so it's still jews
>>732249597Sometimes the Night Lords would show up and skin your planet's president's entire family on live television.Which is better than btfoing the planet's military if you think about it.
>>732249597Nigel.Please for god's sake read a history book.That is how it's gone every single time.
>One faction is pic related>The other is slightly problematic
>>732249597Showing up to a strange new land and making threats of "submit or die" is the full human experience actually.
>>732248721I honestly don’t know how they do it that tread the line between chud appeasement and leftie lore rape
>>732248286>doesn't want to be raped and yet dresses like this
>>732250347The ziggers who infest these 40K threads gonna be mad
>>732238848TyranidsDrukhari/AeldariNecrons
>>732238848to understand warhammer you first need to understand it from the perspective that its a table top war game
>>732248721>>732249452>muh sidespost your fucking models
>>732249729Beat the shit out of Magnus right away instead of trusting him to listen when the Emperor told him, "Don't fucking trust anything you talk to in the Warp, and don't fucking contact me through the Warp."
The Imperium actually did try the whole gay Star Trek Federation thing and what happened instead is that the xenos went back on their agreements to invade and enslave human worlds during the Age of Strife.
>>73223884840k is about having fun. I imagine Orks and Dark Eldar seem to be having the most fun. So they must be the good guys.
>>732250894just say you want to die and take everyone down with you, you suicidal freak
>>732249720>believing the emperor The same retard who created a super mutant army with a 50% desertion rate who would go on to become the biggest threat to the imperium.
>>732250894This nigga always asks this and never posts his
>>732238848Obviously Chaos. Everyone else is just trying to survive in their own way in this dangerous universe.
>>732251193There is no reality where purposefully fragmenting your team makes you stronger. Breaking the Imperium up into thousands of different warring powers just makes it much, much easier for hostile external forces to kill you and your species. Retard.
>>732251256Pretty sure the post models trannies always do it to attempt to dox you through exif data
>>732251256Oh and custodes are fucking male and will always be male. Go cry about satire on reddit you fucking faggots you’ll ruin this franchise then move on you disgusting commie Reddit freaks
>>732251509>>732251256Holy truth nvke /tg/ troons destroyed
>>732238848There can be no good guys as long as Chaos exists and is actively fucking with everyone's desire/emotion
>>732251509>>732251256Whenever a chud posts models they either move goal posts or cry more it’s not worth it
>>732251509Based
>>732251840shouldn't you be outside fighting the ebul nazis?
>>732251509Holy based
>>732251393Doesn't four chins scrub the exif when you post?
>>732251256>>732251509Shitty small Custode models kek
>>732251329It wasn't a guaranteed exitinction for humanity before big E showed up, or at the very least we didn't know for sure. Now though with his death and shitty empire, We got exactly what you described, just not done on purpose.
>>732252407>dude never team up just let hostile aliens and demons pick you off one by one xdLoser behavior
We were already presented with "dude what if the Imperium was nice and friendly and open with the civilizations they encounter in the galaxy?"It was called the Interex and they got immediately ass raped to death by the cold harsh realities of the Milky Way.
>>732252927also they were nurglefags
>>732252981>>732252927No they weren’t…the interex also had an idea of what chaos was and were destroyed by retarded imperials they were genuinely well meaning
>>732252927The interex literally rivaled the imperium and had ways to stop chaos but Erebus+horus put a stop to it
>>732253043>be genuinely well meaning>die
>>732253043>>732253093tell me what the anathame is and why the interex had it
>>732251509Custodes don't exist and Dreadnoughts are robots piloted by functional living people, not shitty walking coffins. Go cry about satire on reddit you fucking faggots you’ll ruin this franchise then move on you disgusting commie Reddit freaks
>>732251393Nah, they sic their weaponised autists on them to sort through pictures of models and find paint matches and Dox that way.It's best to simply tell them they'll never be a woman and move on. They'll have hung themselves before they can annoy too many.
>>732252927>the cold harsh realities of the Milky Way.You mean the Imperium. Horus and his legion wiped them out after Erebus stole their shit to tip Horus towards chaos.You say "da cold realitis of spess" as if the orcs, eldar, and all the other sentient races gangbanged them when it's just the imperium again, like always.
>>732254785why did they have an artifact that chaos wanted?
>>732253168>tell me what the anathame isA Kinebrach (another race of hyper-intelligent monkey aliens like the Jokaero) weapon.>and why the interex had itBecause they're allied with the Kinebrach.
The loathsome Xenos are the bad guys. What kind of heretical question is that?
>>732254879so they were allied with chaos xenos
>>732254912So was Erebus.
Who the fuck cares?
>>732254785All that matters is survival and the Interex proved that letting your guard down is a fatal mistake in 40k. They were nice guys. And they are also all dead.
>>732254984and now they are all deadshouldn't have allied with chaos aligned xenos then
>>732254912That's just how diplomatic the interex were dude. Notice how the Kinebrech didn't kill them, humans did.
>>732255095The aliens were Chaos weapon manufacturers which made the Interex a target for the Chaos Gods. The Interex died off because they were dumb retards who underestimated Chaos.
>>732255176They lived up until the 31st millenium with their way of life just fine in spite of orks, eldar, necrons, etc. already existing. It took meeting the imperium for that to end.Fuck off with that nonsense. Their only fuck up was trusting the imperium due to being fellow humans. Literally white people that ran into hood niggers, but in space.
>>732255287They are dead. The Imperium isn't. Cry more.
>>732255312ok I will;_;
>>732238848The good guys are primarily the Empire/Humanity with the general "Order" factions making up tertiary protagonists (Eldar, Tau). The main antagonist is Chaos, and then everyone else are just bad guys.
>>732255287>Interex makes war with Chaos tainted Space Marines>dies instantly>Imperium makes war with Chaos tainted Space Marines and also literal daemons>lives to suffer eternally for another dayHippy space empires btfo
>>732255338>and then everyone else are just bad guys.Naw. The nids are an entirely neutral party. They just exist to eat and multiply. To call them evil would be like saying whales are evil for eating krill.
>>732255720The Hive Mind has intelligence, it specifically hates the Blood Angels. Nids aren't just animalistic.
>>732255720That isn't true at all. One can try to talk up the horrors of digestion, but whales just swallow mouthfuls of krill. Nids murder people horrifically and then drag their corpses to be melted down and turned into more nids. You're basically saying, like, Zombies aren't the 'bad guys' in a Zombie movie when they are obviously an antagonistic force to the good guys.I get what you mean, but the obvious horror of the Nids makes them impossible to be seen as neutral. You can say they have no malice (even that is arguable with how they're depicted) but ultimately they are still bad for us.
So basically the Imperium is run by a bunch of bimbos
>>732255804>Zombies aren't the 'bad guys' in a Zombie movie when they are obviously an antagonistic force to the good guys.They're not. Day of the Dead shows us that the bad guys are fellow man. Zombies are just a thing that exists. They hit good and bad guys alike. Hell, even in Night of the Living Dead, aka the movie that gave America their raging hard on for zombie movies, Harry was the prime antagonist.
>>732255938If only, at least then the women would be attractive.
>>732239184>war turns everyone into fascistsretard, the only fascist faction are the tau
>the race-based caste system that uses pheromones to compel obedience is the good guy faction
>>732256570Hot
>>732239734>Post a traitor legion's infamous experiment What did you mean by this?
>>732238848Chaos and nids, simple as.
>>732257316He just wanted an excuse to post porn.
>>732239862
>>732255425Dying from a quick bullet to the head is preferable to slowly bleeding out in a shit covered gutter from a gut shot. The interex being wiped out before things really got going was a mercy.
>>732248961>mfw Imperium even destroyed other human civilization who didn't want to join them during the Great CrusadeI'd like to say "Imperium, unlike the Tau, simply had the misfortune to have come across asshole aliens who wanted them dead", but Imperium are clearly the assholes in this case. If you didn't Big E's vision you were gone.
>>732249729>>Magnus trying to warn Big E about Horus going Heretical ends up fucking up Terra's Webway Gatetruly the emperor's brightest boy
>>732238848Dark Eldar, which is why I play them, no retarded discussion of "oh nooo theyre misunderstood tragic heroes" nah nah, my DEldar are just moustache twirling evil cunts and I love it
>>732249729>What steps could the Emperor have taken to avert these issues?He could have told Magnus WHY he should not fuck around with the warp. And also could have given a warning not to listen to any voices from the warp because they are fucking chaos entities.Everyone likes to blame Magnus for fucking up but the only thing he was told was "hey uhhh i see you are trying to gain mastery of the warp. dont do that. ok bye (fucks off immediately without explanation)"
>>732257552Depending on what OP meant by “bad guy” (I.e. evil vs how much of a threat) I’d dispute the placement of Nids on your list. If we go by evil then they should probably go near the bottom. Horrifying though their methods may be, the nids are and everything they do are the result of a biological imperative from the hive mind: gather biomass. The sheer horror and pain they bring about isn’t really an active desire to inflict hurt for hurt’s sake, it’s simply an effective way of fulfilling that imperative. If we go by threat then I’d wager they’re about tied with chaos or edge chaos out ever so slightly. Mostly because of chaos being a bunch of self defeating fuckwits, but also because between the whole “what we see entering the galaxy at multiple points may just be scouts” thing and the fact that nids seem to be actively adapting to and creating counters for daemonic shit rather than just avoiding it due to a lack of biomass.
>>732257689>If you didn't Big E's vision you were gone.Only if you don’t have a massive mechanical set of hangers and enough fire power to make trying force very costly and time consuming like Mars did.
>>732238848The writers and owners, who woked it up.
>>732239021You monster.
>>732258221The issue is Magnus, for all of his intelligence, has far too much fucking hubris. If he’d been sat down and warned properly he wouldn’t hear a warning to avoid meddling where he shouldn’t, he’d think he heard a warning that he just needs to be really careful while dabbling in soul destroying psychic phenomena.
>>732249452>pro-human>Destroys multiple futuristic human civilization and replaces it with feudalistic body horror dystopia
aside from Guilliman coming back and being like "holy fuck you are all retards why am I still alive", has the status quo of 40k ever changed
>>732258680you disagreed with me so you're anti-human
>>732258680>Humanity still exists but isn't living in a post scarcity utopia>Must clearly be evilDon't be retarded. That humanity has continued to exist into the 41st millennium means that the Imperium has been working in spite of its myriad of problems.
>40k is satirewhat does this even really mean like I get the main part of the setting is that a lot of the exaggerated things of sci fi tropes and shit but like there's clearly a lot of side stories and stuff that does take itself seriously and actually try to tell an interesting/compelling story am i just not supposed to ever care even if i find a story interesting
>>732258891its satire of satire
>>732258687They made the necrons too strong and are now hinting that the silent king will ally with girlymanThey introduced a new jobber faction of necrons to serve as enemies lead by ammentar and nightbringer shards to be a punching bag insteadGirlyman also already allied with the eldar
>>732258760His argument is that you can't call your government good if they demolish your white picket fence suburb and replace it with a drug infested favela, and he's not wrong.
>>732258959It doesn't exactly make the Imperium the worst though when practically every one of the "order" factions of 40k are all totalitarian to varying degrees and how much they crush their citizens individual liberties and freedoms is really dependent on the time of day.
>>732258263I don't know what he meant, but I defined it on how much unnecessary harm and death they cause upon non corrupting sentient races of the galaxy, not some sense of morality or the reasons behind their actions. By that definition the Deldar would be easily at the top because they're not driven by manipulation or corruption or animalistic instinct, but our of pure love for the game. Imperium after them, then Necrons, nids and orks would go on the amoral box.
>>732259015>every one of the "order" factions of 40k are all totalitarian to varying degreesThat only applies to the Tau. The Eldar aren't totalitarian, their flaw that they have their heads up their ass in terms of self importance. They let worlds die because their vague ass scrying into the future decides it's necessary to secure some unclear victory.
>>732259015The Imperium (at least pre Gorillaman) isn't an "order faction". And I don't mean it in the sense that there isn't some AoS Avengers united front or the occasional alliances in Fantasy, but in the sense that they want to exterminate everyone else, Chaos and order factions included. They're about as neutral as the Skaven or Nagash.Or actually even less, because Nagash hard counters Chaos and a world where he wins is Chaos free, and the Skaven fuck over the big 4 constantly, meanwhile the IoM is extremely tsun for Chaos.
>>732259193How much is it ever touched on that the Eldar used to have perfect foresight but now it's spotty as hell and in some cases is self-fulfilling but they are too proud and stuck in their ways to admit to themselves their previous ace-in-the-hole is now a massive fucking gamble?
>>732258891the setting itself takes it seriously, (You) should not take it that seriously (but you should buy all the merch and models :^))
>>732259250I genuinely don't think that's supposed to be a lore development, it's just standard Eldar humiliation rituals mandatory to sell books >I predicted the future... but the future changed!!?! said distraught Farseer man at the sight of JOHN PROTAGIUS, Empire Man.
>>732259250About as much as Orikhan predicted the fall of the Necrontyr and for this he was chucked into the robot factory like everyone else. Now he just goes around predicting whatever he feels like just to spite the old Lords and Ladies who refused to listen to him when it mattered. Ironically making him one of the most accurate future sight readers of the setting.
>>732259239I'm a big fan of Skaven analogies because all the "human supremacist" fan arguments for why the Imperium is based and trad and moral can be flipped to apply to the Skaven. The surface is our birthright, man-thing.
>>732259598nobody cares about fantasy though
>>732259239>but in the sense that they want to exterminate everyone elseThat's not necessarily true. Great Crusade humanity actually had an "approved xenos species" list. The problem with this is that1) next to no xenos species ever proved peaceful enough to make it to that list and2) the one species known to have actually been put on said list was better off not encountering the Imperium in the first place given what happened to them.
>>732259748I care.
>>732259761i doubt it
>>732238996fpbp
>>732259598(You) aren't a skaven. You can LARP as one but we all know you're a fat human behind a computer.
orkz iz best
>>732260295If they are so good why does their name look like someone bowing?
>>732238848PUNY HUMIESORCS ARE BADDEST AND THE MEANEST ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS
Isn't Big E on the throne actually more powerful now than he ever was when he was actually alive? Sure he can't directly communicate and he is bound to the throne, but at the same time if he hypothetically got out of it, wouldn't most of humanity get fucked over, especially since the astronomicon is unable to be repaired?
>>732238848imagine the smell inside her power armor
>>732261372All the shit the Imperium does has either been in response to them getting fucked over for not doing it originally, or them being forced to do it due to the continuing escalation of the threats they face, or the gradual decay of a galaxy-wide system of government that's running on fumes and forgotten tech.
>>732261829what do Kislevite women smell like
>horus heresy>50+ books and 10 books for the endings and one aftermathunholy niggersauce, is this just LN but british space fantasy?
>>732261829Yes of course, next you'll bring up something like the servitors being needlessly cruel as if there isn't a reason for AI being considered heresy.
>>732260361dat's everyone else bowing to orkz
>>732248961elf stirrup feet sex
>>732258891satire is almost never just a thing in itself. it's pretty much always couched in a story, and if the writer is any good then people are gonna like the story. satire's a flavor, not a meal.
>>732249597Also the proceeds to exploit thwm to hell and back
>>732261249The astronomican isn't a completely make or break issue. Humanity was using warp travel even before the great crusade and managed to find and settle worlds. Imperium Nihilus can't really make out the light of the astronomican thanks to the great rift but humans stuck there are still travelling via warp.The bigger issue with the emperor getting up is Magnus' folly tearing wide open and potentially turning earth into an eye of terror.
>>732261854musk
>>732261906How do you explain the extinction of the Adarnians?
>>732261906Servitors are unironically fine, most of the time, just aesthetically unpleasing. Most of them are either vat grown lobotomites or rapists and murderers.
>>732261906>needlessly cruel as if there isn't a reason for AI being considered heresyNta but there really isn't. We have no true AI and yet we don't strap a half living corpse inside our tanks.
>>732250147I wouldn't call "having to eat half your family during a famine to survive because some pencil pusher wrote a typo and your planet ended up not getting rations" slightly problematic
>>732250147>imperium>normal eldarikr
>>732261854ask felix
>>732238848the lanky aliens walking around on stilts never did any harm
>>732263037>Nta but there really isn't.The Men of Iron fucked the Imperium and mankind much harder than any other before or since
>>732263037>He doesn't knowWhy even argue about things you're clueless about?
>>732257689Horus wanted peace with the interex and interpreted the edict to kill all xenos as just a response to the majority of hostile aliens. The interex attacked first.
>>732248961>BREED ALL XENOSFixed it for you
>>732249623>They are a public company and your fandom being right wingers is not advertising friendlyCustomers don't care. Customers are more disturbed by left wing ads. It's suits with their own political agendas who pretend otherwise.
>>732262567Gigacope, the imperium have regularly servitored large amounts of general population for productivity and when the crime can be percieved insults to the machine god, being angry about your inhumane living conditions it is not ok.Servitors are absolutely not mostly vat grown people and rapists/murderers.>admech takes people fleeing chaos knvasion and servitors them to have more troopsVery human>>732264415But as it happens the fans arent deranged rightwingers, rightwingers just bitch and moan about franchises, media and hobbies they don't engage with not following their set of ideological schizo rules.
>>732250894these are my models there are many like them but these ones are mine
>>732262343>The astronomican isn't a completely make or break issue.It used yo be much more of that than it is now (because of imperial bias). Yes short warp travels were possible given "stable" warp regions and short distance, see for example ultramar managing to be a pocket empire during the age of strife. But the great rift blocking the astronomicon should effectively cause mass death in huge parts of imperium nihilus simply by merit of a lot of planets just not getting resources they need in time. Thats not mentionen of course, the chaos invasion or other assorted threats like orks having it easier or the dak eldar having a field day.
>>732264584>But as it happens the fans arent deranged rightwingers, rightwingers just bitch and moan about franchises, media and hobbies they don't engage with not following their set of ideological schizo rules.Bruh. Your side lost. Give it up. It's okay to be wrong and lose. Just move one. Doubling down isn't gonna help you.
>>732264794>or the dak eldar having a field day.They're as affected by the great rift as humans are, because they're scared of Slaanesh finding them just as much as the craftworlders are.
>>732264584>[] just bitch and moan about franchises, media and hobbies they don't engage with not following their set of ideological schizo rules.What an atrocious level of projection.
>>732238848AI
>>732240507C > B > T
>>732264585Yay!
>>732238848If you really want to get to the bottom of things, everything actually traces back to the Necrontyr not being content with being aids-cancer people, because of course a spacefaring, physics bending, millions of years old civilization could never hope of doing gene therapy we can already do to animals and plants, and starting a galactic genocide over it.
>>732240429I hope they make it a Starfinder game just to spite you
The SJW parasites
>>732238848Chaos.Everyone else is just varying degrees of less bad, some more than others. Whether that makes them good guys is up to personal interpretation.The difference between treachery and heresy is ignorance.
>>732268493But a YouTube short told me the Imperium is just as bad if not worse than Chaos
>>732268696Nobody said that, you're just shadowboxing a strawman. Aside from Chaos and deldar the Imperials are the most immoral and evil faction, animals notwithstanding, and that's the point.
>>732238848Ratfags
>>732264158Everyone knows what the men of iron are, it's one of the many things poorly stolen from Dune then raped. Read that post again.>not being able to use AI for whatever reason >that means it's okay to use horrific flesh abominations made from peasants the authorities disliked because... they HAVE to do it to compete okay?>We chose to fight everyone so we NEED infinite slaveryAnd Imperium policy is that it's "virtuous", not some cruel necessity, because they're a shithole.
>>732268786>Nobody said thatThis guy literally says that Imperium is just as bad as Chaoshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/h1kAMz53_wI
>>732251054>jakshit>incorrect statement based on memes>/pol/shitanother graduate of the lore university of eceleb youtube
How are humans even able to breed in the conditions of the hive cities? The infant mortality would have to be catastrophic
>>732269262>How are Indians even able to breed in the conditions of the Mumbai? The infant mortality would have to be catastrophic
>>732268786>Aside from Chaos and deldar the Imperials are the most immoral and evil factionBut they're not.
>>732269382>>732269425choose your favourite chapter
>>732265775Would probably be more interesting than warhammer
>>732269262They're very poor. There's nothing to do but fuck there.>>732269181He looks fat as fuck on the thumbnail so I won't be watching this, but if that's what he said he's wrong and dumb. I swear people are either wrong or disingenuous when they say nonsense like "so John Rapist of the Khornate Legion is just as bad as John Guardsman right?? media literacy joke??" No shit of course not, that's why the Imperium is called the most "evil" of the order faction, it's their backwardness and dogma that let John Rapist recruit ignorant people. And chaos feeding aside, wanting to genocide everyone is immoral.>>732269564For sure.
>>732269382I don't get the Word Bearers line.
>>732238848the nortubel faction
>>732269262The single most reliable predictor of birth rate isn't wealth, it's the proportion of women that attend higher education.In your average hive city, that's about none below the hive spire. Hence the reproduction.
>>732238848GW
>>732238848Demons, obviously.
Imperium; fascist, racist, religious, literally the worst factionI look forward to when tau overtake gay marine fans and every game stars the real good guys
>>732269382>>732269425>>732269474Black Templars
>>732270634>Black TemplarsJust look who is about to jump into Webway portal and live for themselves rather than die for the Emperor
>>732269474Night Lords because they suck ass (but not in the EC way).
>>732270634>>732270813You got your background checks in place yet or what?
>>732269882He makes a point in saying not everyone in the Imperium is evil but over all with all the fuck up shit they do to their own people and what other factions say about them. There is no real difference between them and chaos outside the sigil they're under
>>732238848Imperium since it's just Space Skaven, but with gayer Ikit the Claw.
>>732249729Other than the stuff with Magnus, why did Big E decide to yoink Angron off of Nuceria during his rebellion rather than try to help him out in his rebellion to probably gain some trust? Was it just because he was too autistically focused on planning his crusade to bother helping him out?
>>732271068>There is no real difference between them and chaos outside the sigil they're underExcept for the part where the manifestation of murderfutarape wants to harvest all the souls so it can murderfutarape them for all of eternity.Which is a pretty big thing to miss when constructing one's argument.
>>732238848All men. Warhammer is now a FEMALE CENTERED fantasy, so expect a lot of BDSM, NTR and God Emperor transferring his essence into a new, female body, becoming the GODDESS EMPRESS OF WOMANKIND. The last bastions of CHUDDOM are falling like card houses. It's time for you to check your privilege, atone for all your sins against women, including, but not limited to, looking at them when they don't want YOUR WORTHLESS ATTENTION. Now, be a good boy and go sit in your corner in the basement, play our games and discover the world you've been desperately clinging to changing forever... and for the better. Become part of the change, you can still join the good side of History and support women in all their endeavors, just like your mother would support you - and if she didn't (that's what you think), it's only because you refused her, dashed all over her expectations and failed her as a son, as a man and as a human being.
>>732271248>All men. Warhammer is now a FEMALE CENTERED fantasy,I do find it funny how many of those shitty warhammmer 3DCG animated films are focused on a female lead.
>Play Darktide>Why does everyone keep talking about Cadia, what is a Cadia?>Open the wiki and another 10 tabs about cyborg people who are machine worshippers which is heretical but its okay because they're not real machines but cyborgs now>The fuck is a girlyman?>Open the wiki again and another 11 tabs for the other Pimarchs>40 tabs open on the wikiWhats the best way to get into Warhammer 40K?
>>732271346Like one and a half?Btw, give one out for the Slavs still making proper 40k movies.
>>732272615>Btw, give one out for the Slavs still making proper 40k movies.Yeah but it's mostly on telegram channels like Para Pax
>>732272546Listen up, Quaternary. You will start garnering surface level information from YouTube videos and Wiki Dumps LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY DOING.Once you have a very very basic and surface level education on this shit show you can become a Tertiary and play the video games like Dawn of War, Dorktide, etc.After you have a somewhat sub-surface level idea of what the fuck is going on consider reading a few books pertaining to events or chapters YOU are interested in. This is how you become a Secondary.If you truly care enough beyond this point just buy some miniatures and paint them, attempt to play the Table Top with actual fucking rules and wa la, you're Pirmary. The rabbit hole isn't that deep, but there are millions of them.
>>732272546Why do you ask now? Your already doing it I don’t understand why people ask this, just read Lexicanum and click links to things you find cool. That’s all you do and you people are too lazy to do that now
>>732272546Doing exactly that after playing Dawn of War, I imagine 90% of the over 30 secondaries did it this way.
>Bad guys(You)r dudes>Good guysMy dudessimple as
>>732272546Dawn of WarRogue TraderIt's probably better to experience the universe through the lens of people who live in it (ie knowing fuck all)Especially since the lore just gets worse and worse as time goes by
>>732249729>makes a deal with the Chaos gods in his bid to uplift humanityWhat actually was the deal in exchange for?
>>732238848>Who are the bad guys of warhammer 40k?libtard writers that think zim/zir mechanicus pronouns are cool or that one retard that likes writing books about /hisguys/ dunking on the most recent faction to beat him on table top
The only smart primarch
>>732272659>>732272615I liked that Dark Angels movie. You could tell it was made by a few guys in their spare time with how clunky it was but aside from the "sovl" and overly info dumping during first 15 minutes it was breddy gud.Also the short one with the Deldar.
>>732272952>books about /hisguys/ dunking on the most recent faction to beat him on table topLet's be real, that is petty but also funny
>>732272971I felt like this shitty Mongol was the only one given justice, like he’s somehow the smart one
>>732273231bro just wants to go fast, so fast that not even chaos can catch him. For the Emperor, I guess.
Imperium. thought that was obvious
>>732273231The author who wrote him really liked him and was a good writer
>>732273348>Guy goes fast with his motorcycles does these raiding tactics>That's it?!>Well uh... he can also move at literal lightning speed during melee combat because fas is his thing you know?Sometimes less is more
>>732238848You, the player :)
>>732238848Drukhari and Chaos are Top 2 unquestionably morally evil.If you also consider inherently destructive forces of nature as "bad guys", then Nids and Orks are next. (inb4 orks aren't nature because muh space frog intentional design)
>>732273720>frogMycelium Colony*
>>732273783He means the old ones
>>732238848wh*te men
>>732273834just like in real life
>>732273828British Football Hooligans?
I think the Warhammer fandom is cooked now
>>732273081I wish i remember who it was.I wanna say it was the howling griffins guy but I'm not sure.
Necron(tyr) and the Old Ones fucked the whole galaxy.Every bullshit from the Warp being an evil hell dimension, Stargods, Orkz, Eldar, arguably Humanity having psychic powers, arguably the Tau, attracting the Nids, Slaanesh etc. etc. can all be linked back to them and their petty war.
>>732272971>gets pegged by dark eldar
>>732273026>Also the short one with the Deldar.Which one is that? DE get fuck all content from GW, let alone fans who animate stuff.
>>732272546You can watch these two videos for the whole story + the current situation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDIm88df2Xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnEakRlVFIg
>>732274631They were just Egyptian homies who didn't du nuffin and wanted their eternal skin cancer solved and The Old Ones™ refused to help themAnd its really The Deceiver who was the singular sole cause of everything getting fucked up
>>732273834>>732274026shitskin self-reply moment
>>732275012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcFcmPQklyYThis one
>>732249597>genocide millions if they dare refuse to joinDepends on who's talking to them, Corvus and Roboute always negotiated before fighting.
when will they make a game where you play as the good side (magnus)
>>732275012All fan animations are just marinecwank I’m always the bad guy pointing this out I think Astartes is honestly overrated
>>732258221>He could have told Magnus WHY he should not fuck around with the warpThat's the problem, Magnus would only want to look into more if that was the case
>>732274302So how many G1s will Haru win if Ciaphas Cain was her trainer, and how hard would his imposter syndrome strike him?
>>732240507I'm a B man but I wish I were an A man
>>732275141>get cancer>bunch of gods turn up>ask for medical aid>"lol no get shrekt nerds">seethe uncontrollably for millennia >start a war with said gods>actually get rekt>seethe some more>use science mumbo jumbo and find an actual star vampire>after said vampire finished sucking the soul out of the first to talk to it convince it to wage war for you, you just have to build it some skin>NOW take the fight to the golds>gods shit and piss themselves, even engineer a whole bunch of races to fight as foot soldiers>no bueno, you and your vampire buddies win>then everyone backstabs each other>take a napWHO'S THE KING OF POP NOW BITCH!?
>>732275313>Still no animated gory action comedy with Orks.All we have is a Christmas song...
>>732274957what's his deal with deldar exactly?
There is an ollllllllllllllllld animation of a warlock fighting an avatar of khaine in some sort of subway that was shockingly well animated for its age iirc. Really fluid combat.
>>732275695He has a need for speed and nobody goes faster than spiky eldar.
I fucking love Warhammer lads, 40k is my favourite sc-fi world, and Fantasy my favourite fantasy world.
>>732275695When they were fighting in Tera the dark eldar raided chogoris badly, he was just pissed and wanted payback That’s literally it he went through a webway portal and goes MIA
>>732275761so he races with them or some shit? isn't that super dangerous?
>>732250217
>>732275254Yeah, it depends who was in charge. The imperium was also willing to co-exist with other Xeno races as long as they were not hostel and would give in to Imperium rule. But mind you it depends on which primarch was doing the negotiating at the time. It seem like the emperor didn't give a fact about how his sons conquered as long as they did it, he even tolerated Logar's bullshit up until he became a issue
>>732275221While the DE are jobbers as is tradition I do like the agility they are animated with in this.
>>732250080I love the Night(Edge) Lords, they're comically evil.
>>732238848Gays Wokeslop
>>732275921If only, I can just imagine deamons perturbed faces when Tau show up to a greater conflict, like who invited these nerds, they don't even have souls to break.
>>732275921i am sorry but that is one uninspired take on chaos tauit's just the same mechs but not as clean/sleek and some chaos ornaments like skulls and spikeswhere is the bleeding machines and bio-mechanical abominations?
>>732275221>dark eldar>shruiken catapaultsi'm seething
>>732273530Whoever wrote him loves SANIC and FLASH as the coolest thing thoughever.
>we heard you don't like humanity son
>>732276497valid, brown ppl are worthless
Space King.
>>732276640It kinda stopped being funny after the first video but that's just me.
>>732276695actually the other episodes are way funnier
>>732276640Justice for Terry
I like 40k and its grimdark setting, but I fucking hate crossover art or fanfics that shove an Imperium-based character into a different universe that's more idealistic or hopeful, and the guy proceeds to shit on everything and tries to bring everyone down to his level.
>>732276182They're not corrupted, it's just Water Caste efforts at diplomacy. Research has concluded skulls and spiky bits have market appeal with Warp denizens.
xenos status?
>>732277210lol that's just funny
>>732276407>posts vatborn mutantsYep that's the point.
>>732276497Honestly I would rather the Imperium lose and fall to Chaos than become non-whiteWhat is the point of humanity surviving if all the whites are dead?
>>732277210It's a dumb injoke in my own obsessed head that I sometimes spout for laughs or "SHUT THE FUCK UP J***"s from my friends or just enjoy thinking about but one shitty Blueberry could solve 99% of all action and horror movies.
>>732277478The Emperor is a Turkish mountain man and so are his finest bananas
>>732264263>The interex attacked first.It was literally just Erebus who betrayed everyone for no reasons
>>732264263How the fuck do we still have Horus apologists in the year of our GW 2026
>>732259239the solution : have the skavens in 4000it's going to happen eventually
>>732277707sanguinis and gayman are the only "good" primarchs, the rest are retards
>>732277950ew
>>732277885They already exist and are arguably more numerous than some shit like the Tau, they even have similar properties, corrupting everything arround them to rot and have crude but effective technology that matches the orks in how it pisses the imperium offf.Too bad GW sucks and won't give them the light of... eh dark of the trash heap.
>>732276497kek
>>732272971He inherited the largest share of the Emperor's self-awareness. He knew exactly who he was and what he wanted out of life, and that boiled down to runnng a kickass motorcycle club on the steppes.
>>732277996girls
>>732238848The IP holder
>>732272971Just being an ethnicity might work for Imperial guard regiments but it falls flat for Space Marines. That's why Space Wolves are lame as well.
>>732239321>It started as:>A tabletop wargame>With deliberately over-the-top satire>Built to justify plastic soldiers fighting each other>The lore came after, to decorate the battles—not to tell a coherent epic. That’s why it feels like a wiki exploded instead of a story unfolding.>If you’re looking for “beginning middle end,” Warhammer will never give you that.>Warhammer fans who say “well actually, it’s nuanced” are half-lying.>The core premise is:>The universe is so broken that every survival strategy becomes monstrous.>That’s not morally complex storytelling in the usual sense. It’s cosmic nihilism with factions.>Warhammer is not a story—it’s a setting generator.>People like that You can zoom in on one planet, one war, one idiot noble Tell a small, self-contained story And ignore the rest of the universe entirely>A lot of Warhammer fans don’t engage emotionally at all.>They like:>The fake history>The fake bureaucracy>The fake logistics>The sense of an ancient, decaying empire>It’s closer to Reading about the fall of Rome Or the Byzantine Empire Or WWI military obsession than it is to following characters you love.>Some people see:>Gothic cathedral spaceships>Baroque armor>Absurd religious authoritarianism>and their brain goes: hell yeah.>Warhammer is a universe where:>Things will not get better>Hope is irrational>Progress is impossible>For some people, that’s strangely comforting. There’s no pressure to believe in anything. You just watch the disaster.>If you don’t find that cathartic, it just feels exhausting.>Warhammer isn’t “objectively good storytelling.”>It’s: A very specific flavor Built for a very specific audience That accidentally became enormous>Liking it isn’t a mark of sophistication. Disliking it isn’t missing depth.>It just means you want different things from fiction.
why don't the dark eldar have many units/figs? Int the books you keep hearing about their mad experiments and pain machines (not just pain engines) of horror yet they barely have shit
>>732278841>Warhammer does have:>the War in Heaven>the birth of the Chaos Gods>the fall of the Eldar>the Great Crusade>the Horus Heresy>On paper, that looks like a clean cosmology.>The problem is: nobody treats it like that, not even the franchise itself.>Those events are not treated as:>a foundation to build forward from>a story to be understood>a canon you’re meant to follow>They’re treated like:>religious myth>half-forgotten propaganda>vibes-only backstory>In practice, Warhammer operates on:>“Pick a faction. Pick a tone. Ignore the rest.”>the setting rewards shallow faction identity more than narrative comprehension. The tabletop and merch ecosystems depend on that reduction.>this feels like anti-storytelling. Because it kind of is.>Warhammer is a license playground>From a developer perspective, it’s absurdly attractive:>You can tell any genre story>CRPG (Rogue Trader)>Horde shooter (Darktide)>Power fantasy (Space Marine)>Strategy, tactics, boomer shooter, horror>You don’t need to advance canon>You don’t need to worry about endings>You can kill entire planets without consequences>Warhammer keeps winning devs and audiences because it:>doesn’t ask for hope>doesn’t promise payoff>doesn’t require understanding>It’s a permanent apocalypse theme park.>If you want:>narrative progression>ideological friction that matters>characters whose choices change the world>it’s reasonable to feel actively repelled by it.>You don’t get:>people worth rooting for long-term>arcs that point toward improvement>moral growth that matters>You get:>tragedy baked in>inevitability fetishized>“if only things were worse sooner” energy>If you want meaning, you’re mostly asked to accept “this is tragic because it is big.”
>>732278854What's that? You want more Space Marines you say? But of course!
>>732269004why would skaven beget a rat god but ALL the fucking orks cant make gork and mork real?
>>732278854They were a badly thought out faction that only got real fluff because phil kelly was set loose with no oversight and since then the rest of the team has been "errr, eldar....but evil right? Cool wrap it up lads".
>>732278893>Star Wars, Halo, Mass Effect, Cyberpunk, even Starfinder all share a few things that Warhammer mostly refuses to give you:>Clear POV characters you can emotionally track>Ideologies in conflict, not just vibes colliding>Change over time (empires rise/fall, tech advances, truths are revealed)>Hope exists, even if it’s fragile or compromised>Even Cyberpunk—bleak as hell—still believes choices matter. Fallout used to, until it fossilized itself into an aesthetic loop>Among Warhammer adaptations, Rogue Trader is the least hostile to your tastes because:>You’re not a Space Marine (thank god)>You’re not an expendable nobody (Darktide)>You operate adjacent to Imperial dogma, not inside it>Diplomacy is possible (rare in 40K, but real here)>Companions often question the setting with you, not at you>It still doesn’t evolve the galaxy—but it lets your corner of it breathe.>If any 40K game could work for you, this is the one.>Eisenhorn (Dan Abnett)>This is the gold standard “normal human POV” entry.>Why it works better:>One protagonist, followed over time>Mystery / investigation structure>Gradual moral corrosion instead of instant cartoon evil>Less faction brainrot, more character focus>The real reason devs keep choosing Warhammer>It’s the anti-Mass Effect:>No branching canon to respect>No protagonist to honor>No future to protect>Developers can tell contained stories without stepping on sacred ground.>That makes it irresistible—even if it’s narratively hollow for players like you.
>>732278939Gork n' Mork ARE real, they're just far more interested in beating the absolute shit out of each other than almost anything else.
>>732238996
how do you guys feel about imperial troops getting coffee and cigarettes and red bull as part of their rations? very ww2 in my opinion>covfefe!yes i know its not real coffee. real coffee and real tobacco and real tea and real everything is for the pedo elites
>>732279162I love the fluff for how orks discovered space travel.>Gork and Mork were standing around, doing orky things>then gork (or mork) looked at the moon and decided he wanted to go there>they jumped, jumped and jumped again but couldn't reach>in a fit of rage they threw their choppa at the moon>it flew far and with it being chained to their wrist pulled them along with it>before they took off they grabbed gork (more mork) and flew to the moon>thus orks invented space flight
>>732279502>300+ replies later>hah gotcha
>>732279719the moon exists in the warp?
>>732279803your moom does
>>732279803Many things exist in the warp.Also>orks, ain't gotta explain shit
>>732259756>Great Crusade humanity actually had an "approved xenos species" list.Yeah according to which:Laeran (actual chaos worshippers) are okayInterex are notVotann are notFraal are not Diasporex are notDark Age of Tehcnology Humanity are not
>>732280010> (actual chaos worshippers) This revisionism from the HH books makes me burn with the hate of a thousand suns.
>>732264584Off leftists parasites continue to invade and attack right wing hobbies, they will soon find that we have our limits, and that the rape, torture, and genocide of all traitors, kikes, and brownoids is all that’s left for us to enjoy. You REALLY don’t want this.
>>732279907do they exist now? material immaterial yknow...
>>732251509>>732251256no way "men" unironically play adult coloring book and doll up their toys. I refuse to believe people actually engage in this activity as a grown ass human being
>>732280168They do exist.
>>732280203I just came back from a team tournament that had nearly a thousand people attending.
>>732280203wait until you see how much these things costthat said, posting on 4chan is manchild behaviour too though
>>732238848maybe the bad guys were the enemies we made along the way
>>732239862>you will never have a dom dark eldar gf
>>732276640Hatemonger best character
>>732280657that's a good thing, dark eldar will cause you to suffer beyond comprehension and do horrible shit to you just to feed off your pain
>>732280832Safe waters never made a great sailors
>>732249452Pro human IS right wing. Leftists routinely put animal life ahead of human.
>>732280832>dark eldar will cause you to suffer beyond comprehension and do horrible shit to you just to feed off your painisn't that just a woman
>>732280657the only way i would want a dark eldar girlfriend is if i could dom her so hard that she becomes a redeemed good girl and has her soul saved from slaneesh
>>732280912anon there is nothing to win, it's not about being brave, eldar don't even find humans attractive no matter what lol
>>732280306yea and people attend furry conventions too, still makes them degenerates
>>732280936>Pro human IS right wing.As long as said human is white (meaning of british of scotish race origin) exclusively, of course.
>>732280960That would actually doom her you retard
>>732281352Explain
>>732277756And the interex aided him in their response. If they were smarter and more diplomatic the heresy wouldn't have happened with Erebus. Instead of being diplomatic they decided to commit suicide by space marine.>>732277854What he did before and after he died are two entirely different things.
>>732281949Slaneesh doesn't want stinky pervert souls, that's the whole excuse for the DE doubling down on what brought the tranny god into reality in the first place.
why dont dark eldar use spirit stones are they dumb?
>>732281949they extend their lives by living in degenerate excess because when they die their souls will go straight to slaneesh. if you purify one, she'll just die and get raped and flayed eternally in tranny hell
>>732278854Because they are a very poorly supported faction and pretty much always have been. I honestly think they were slated to be squatted, or at least become part of Crafyworld Eldar, only for a sudden jump in popularity in 9th edition to save them.
>>732282409>HURR DURR LETS JUST BE RAPE NIGGERS INSTEAD OF ATTACKING THE CAUSEwhat do you think
>>732282680honesty they just feel like high tech slaanesh units instead of daemons and marines
Good: TauMorally Ambivalent: Imperium, Eldar, Orc, NecronBad: Chaos, Dark Eldar, Tyranid
>>732284067orks are evil bro, they are sadists, they don't just care about fighting like many believe, they do fucked up shit beyond that tooand tau are not good either
>>732284067>Good: Tautheyre space indians with racial castes and everything. they should all become servitors
>>732284067you monster
i wish genestealers were unrelated to tyranids, would've been cooler
>>732284150>space Indians New tier list just droppedGood:Morally ambivalent: Imperium, Eldar, Orcs, NecronsBad: Chaos, Dark Eldar, TyranidsPure fucking evil: Tau
>>732284150That makes them the good guys in a universe like 40k.Star Trek romulans or Klingons would be saints in 40k
>>732284469anon again, it's Orks not Orcs and they are evil bastards too
>Tau are commies>Tau are indianThey are Imperial Japan.
>>732284284then it eats em
Tau are terrible but the people who play them are even worse.
Orks are good but the people who play them are even better
>>732284556They are what indians WANT to be at best
>>732285014Said everyone ever.
>>732238848Death is my meat, terror my wine!
>>732281352Couldn't she become a Harlequin? They definitely wouldn't fuck humans, but at least their souls don't go to superhell
Tau literally use a racial caste system. Do I need to swap out "ethereal" with "white" to make redditors understand this?
>>732285796Sorry but you need to be a level 95 Lore Master to learn about harlequins
>>732285142Yes. Imperial Japan.
>>732238848Literally everyone.
fuck the tau
>>732286025Unironically cannot have this because this would flip the scales so much in favor of Imperium+Orkz that even the Tyranids would have to confederate somehow.
>>732285882White nationalism isn't about racial supremancy. The goal is extermination o civilization and most of the global population(including about 90% of all europeans)
>>732285939I don't think the other axis powers were their indoctrianeted vassals anon.And while one could argue that maybe they where up their asses enough to see it as such, the Germans and Italians certianly wouldn't have spawned a Japanese deity with their believes.
chaos and dark eldar are the bad guys
>>732286223all of em are
>N-noooo you must support humanity r/HFYI would rather support Tyranids over black and brown people
>>732285882What if Tau happened because Indians got wiped out ? they do believe in reincarnation....
>>732286286tyranids basically are blacks if they were smart
>>732282469>if you purify oneThen she earns a soulstone or becomes part of an Exodite tribe. Purifying is a process.
>>732286973No, someone already explained what Tyranids are most like...
>>732287294>>732286973both seems very audacious, the nids are better than all of you
>>732287728>>732287294tyranigsi rest my case
>>732287294>jew think he's a super predator on per with tyranids and daemonshe shouldn't overestimate himself.
>>732287802I it's a retarded take anon, they don't need another society to survive.In cases they do infiltrate others it's with the straight goal to weaken the target to stomp it even easier with superior might, not make it sympathetic to send more parasites in. Even the jew allegation makes more sense
>>732286286whatever you say genestealer
>>732272546a lot of people people who get into warhammer get into it via secondary media. Honestly the people who start off in warhammer just by picking up models and playing the tabletop game are probably in the minorityjust look up factions you're interested in, find out more about them, etc, play games or read books based on them. If you really like a faction and think they're cool, go buy/print some models for them and paint them even if you're not interested in playing them, it's cool having little dudes of your own
>>732238848YES
>>732280974>eldar don't even find humans attractive no matter what lolThey do if you’re an giga mega VLTRA chad thoughbeit
>>732256485True the imperium is a theocratic oligarchy.
>>732289465now now was it ever stated that she liked him or found him good lookin?
>>732238848The darkness in the hearts of every sentient being is, be it man, or woman, or a piece of poopoo (with brains).
>>732289597Liked him enough to believe he was useful enough to revive, but no, its all memes
>>732280351>im a mature manly adult who never engages with childlike toys and hobbies>says the /v/ poster
>>732289775im glad you stopped reading after the first line it made you look very stupid to me
>>732289886If you assume every greentext is a personal insult rather than a observation of the topic that speaks more about how thin skinned you are than anything else.
>>732291293i never implied that but you did imply i didnt say using this site is manchild behaviour
>>732263189Sounds like communism. Is the Imperium communist? Don't planets trade? I assumed hive worlds with little agriculture got food from farm worlds in exchange for goods, not because the Imperium mandates feeding them so they raise another generation of Guardsmen.
>>732238848Chaos.
>>732293723They're a feudal theocracy.
>>732286589The Indian phenotype is still around, there's a guard Commander in SM2 named Saarkana.
"Spent $200 to start a 3rd army when I haven't finished the first or even started building the 2nd award"
>>732285882It's ok when Japan does it.
>>732238848I only know that the Tau are objectively the good guys.
