Post vidya characters that would have gone to the island
The entire cast of Pokémon Legends Z-A
>>732246223>IslandWhat island?
Electrochemistry: Success
>>732246223Probably the best example I can think of
>>732249274Dead Island
>>732249549He's not just going to the island, he's literally the Epstein of AA's setting, he literally confesses because Mia was about to rattle off names on his list that would get him killed if they were made public.
leisure suit larry
>>732249274Yoshi's Island
Mr. Monotoli from EarthBound
>>732249274Isle Delfino
>literally wakes up on a island next to a kid
>>732246223>Predators of us citizens?! Not on my fucking watch!!And then he just kills everyone involved.
>>732247181deepest lore
>>732250593Armstrong literally trafficked children. It was for military purposes rather than sexual, but I guarantee he'd happily deal with Epstein to get more.
>>732251669Everyone ignores this and just parrots youtube quotes of his final boss fight. Hell they even ignore his whole background of being a rich asshole who never saw combat. A rich asshole trying to lecture a child soldier who became a cyborg, thats 20 years younger than him on hardship and human nature.
>>732249284fuck.
Frank would go there to kill Epstein and rescue the kids.
>>732249274Myst Island
>>732246223to suplex 8 years old girls and dropkick babies*forgot that when making my thread sorry
there's a good chance someone here called Epstein a faggot herethis feels surreal to think about, it would be like calling marquis de saud a retard but then being a big influence on his personality
>>732249274isle of the dead
>>732246223
Definitely Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.
>>732252201spanking connoisseur
>ChildrenSay no more.
>>732252307This one has frequent flier miles.
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Liquid Snake
>>732252552Why does he have hair
Magilou
>>732252598At his prime right?
that guy from drakengard
>>732249274Zack's Island
>>732246223Neneko
>Dante hears about some guy throwing the craziest pizza parties ever on a private islandMama mia
>>732249274Zanzibar land
>>732249274Lego Island
>>732252831adachi seems like he would get elon'd desu
>>732253860Oof.
>>732252686She would get kicked off and banned for lying that she's underaged
>>732246223he would have gone to island to crush the pedo politicians
>>732254382I think you misunderstandhttps://youtu.be/ch7MyvyfZSU
>>732246223100%
>>732250675post the uncropped version fgt
>>732249274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38KiL2VhPA
>>732253258 based sweaty anime girl moment, she 100% got invited just for looking like that. probably took down half the guest list with those eyes alone.
>>732252120Elon Musk was a tripfag on /pol/ trying to astroturf for himself. As if it wasn't obvious enough from the start, within a few days he outed himself by posting twitter screencaps where he had admin access.It was the most bitchmade shit I've ever seen in my life
>>732246223>My oh my, such cute little girls and boys. I wonder if they will let me take one home.
>>732251790Dude literally paid his way to nigh-invulnerability thanks to Nanomachine Bullshit. He didn't make any of that crap himself.
>>732251669ok but at the same time it would be : we exploit kids to end child exploitation and trafickingpatriot but hi was the bad one becuse hi believed that fake "good" measure of good is gpd go up , witch only benefit the ritchest.
>>732249274
What about characters who would keep asking to go to the island but would have never gotten invited?
Grab em right by the pussy
>>732259136kek
>>732246223>I'm Commander Shepard and those are my favorite kiddies on the island.
>>732251790But dude he like, spoke really confidently
>bad end
>>732252873>Kills everyone on the island and related to it>Has no clue what they're actually doing there, just kills them
What are some games?
>>732252152The trickster jew god's right hand man stationed on the island at all times
>>732253860dELETE THIIIISS!!!
>>732252072Would he?
>>732246223Original Japanese Sonic would go there for an adventure to beat up the pedos and save the children.Current ian flynn written sonic would join the jews in heckin wholesome cannibalism
>>732246223Motherfucker was unironically oggling children throughout the whole game
>>732254497I think every BG3 character would have gone as they’re all written to be sex and power obsessed degenerates.
>>732260743I hate this twitterfag with a burning fashion.Also Loki absolutely would
>>732259136He's too busy being in space.
>>732247181post wt snacks instead next time
>>732251886>As a victim
>>732246223>I'M FRATERNISING WITH JEWISH PEDOPHILES TO GET ELECTED, SO I CAN END JEWISH PEDOPHILES AND THEIR BUSINESSwtf was Armstrong's problem
>>732254665>>732259642The priest would love it.
>Rance hears about an island full of cute girls who are DTF>Then he realizes the emphasis on the -girl- part and he paints the town red in billionaire bloodRance does not approve of pedophilia, or prostituting children.
>>732259642I think he meant the guy who was getting relentlessly mocked by the fairy early in the game. It was removed in the US version, but in the JP he's a pedophile and he went off to wank himself to some fantasies.
>>732249274The Island, a 2005 sci-fi movie from Michael Bay starring Scarjo and Ewan McGregor. Fun fact: Scarjo offered to go topless for it, but Bay refused.It also has a great themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iu-t1n821M
>>732249749>>732252242>claim Andrew Ryan would go to the island>completely dismiss Ryan is a follower of rational self-interest, objectivism>objectivism prohibits entitlement of another person's body and mind>thus, /v/ is retarded.All of you are fucking illiterate. Any Rand, Ryan's momma, especially stated someone else's body and mind are not to be exploited. This is not morally wrong because of harm, but because of the lack of the exploitee's own free will. Coersion or fraud reject free will, and children cannot consent to sexual acts with adults, yet they still posess free will. Jesus H Christ everitim I read this board I want to scream
>>732259071I 'member...
>>732249274Jeffre Epstein's islad, where the elite rape, murder, sacrifice and eat little goyim children in the name of Moloch
>>732270001Wasn't it Ba'al?
>>732270156Actually it was Yahweh judging by his frequent use of "goyim"
>>732271032so, the Demiurge then
>>732269691Except>On my walk today I had my first encounter with a pair of them… he, a lumbering palooka in a foul-smelling diving suit, and she, an unwashed moppet in a filthy pink smock. Her pallor was off, green and morbid, and there was a rather unpleasant aspect to her demeanor, as if she were in an altogether different place than the rest of us. …I understand the need for such creatures, I just wish they could make them more presentable.>First Encounter>The children with their very long needles, their tuneless songs, their ghastly errands. Their ghoulish, Frankenstein fathers. But, we've all placed our hand on the Great Chain of endeavor. My hand is on it, Fontaine's is on it -- We all pull it and are pulled by it. Yes, these children are an abomination. But it is not my hand alone on the chain that created them. No. Their little fingers were right there, next to mine.>Pulling TogetherAndrew Ryan is not opposed to the Little Sisters being abused or their minds broken by Tenenbaum's experiments so long as they were profitable. As for owning someone's mind>Doctor Suchong, frankly, I'm shocked by your proposal. If we were to modify the structure of our commercial Plasmid line as you propose, to have them make the user vulnerable to mental suggestion through pheromones, would we not be able to effectively control the actions of the citizens of Rapture? Free will is the cornerstone of this city. The thought of sacrificing it is abhorrent. However… we are indeed in a time of war. If Atlas and his bandits have their way, will they not turn us into slaves? And what will become of free will then? Desperate times call for desperate measures.>Desperate TimesAndrew Ryan is entirely willing to renege on his stated beliefs
>>732271148actually it was my uncle that works at nintendo
>>732251895Nah, he’d be too busy murdering civilians in Mineapolis. Pig’s gonna do what a pig’s gonna do.
>>732246223Op
>>732253367kek
>>732271148If you go by the Gnostics, yes. Regardless, it's all the same thing. Moloch is just a term for a burnt sacrificial offering (to Yahweh), Ba'al = Adonai = LORD = YHWH = Set = Typhon.
>>732271186Ryan is a hypocrite, well observed. He still did not start the Little Sister business, he only took over after Fontaine's death. Which is ridiculous since the state should not seize anything belonging to anyone else, yet he did just that. Of course via instructing others to do his dirty work.Yes, Ryan did screw his philosophy, but only in>desperate times.Choosing to go onto an island for the sole pleasure of breaking someone's will and exploiting their minds and bodies is nothing that makes sense to him. You are aware he fled Russia when his family forest was to be stolen and he burnt it to the ground; then, in the US, he decided to build an entire city to make his vision work. He is a hypocrite, yes, and he still let Jack kill him to prove his point.
>>732271701Then at the barest minimum, even if he didn't participate, he would allow the island to exist if it was profitable
>>732271701Also the thing regarding the nationalization of the forest? That didn't happen in Russia. It happened in the United States. Andrew Ryan didn't get rich until he struck oil beneath his property. Which already makes his bootstraps worldview hilarious when he just got incredibly lucky. He loved America initially until the New Deal when the concepts of welfare were introduced. And that's when he wrote off the United States and dreamed up Rapture
>>732260743Fuck this lazy engagement-baiting faggot
>>732249274Shadow Moses
a game set on the island would be cool. And you'd play as notLeon and try to save the president's daughter
>>732246223>
>>732249274Monkey Island
>>732273948Wesker’s asexual, and considers all of humanity to be vermin. 6 is non-canon fanfiction.
>>732254521It's only a mockup...
>>732253860It's okay she helps the police dismantle the devil worshipping child sex cult.
>>732269691Ayn Rand, who's real name was Alisa Zinovyevna Rosenbaum, was a wealthy, whiny, and manipulative kike, so therefore I hate the fictional Andrew Ryan as well.
>>732251790Sounds awfully familiar to a real life counterpart
>>732260743Rock Solid please kill yourself I know you’re lurking
>>732260743Please stop posting screencaps of what Jeet Solid is reposting from here. Yes I know he steals crap from here to spam his low effort engagement bait garbage. I blocked him on xitter already. Seeing this worthless faggot doesn't achieve anything besides infuriating me. I don't think other anons get anything from it neither.
>>732269691>Any Rand, Ryan's momma, especially stated someone else's body and mind are not to be exploited.Wow dude that's crazyAnyway what happened to the whore he knocked up out of wedlock
>>732252290I think you might be right, but it's also hard to see him really comprehending sexuality. Though he surrounds himself with naked angels, he doesn't seem to pay them much mind. He desires gluttony and pleasure to the end, which supports him raping kids on the island, but even his true form is called "Innocence", so would he even understand what he's doing? Would he know it's wrong? Is vauthry technically a victim on epsteins island?
This guy would be summoned in that island.
>>732255003Darkest Dungeon 3 may as well be on Epstein's island
>>732255003This motherfucker would make everyone else on the island recoil from his perversion and evil
she would be there to grant kids to hell
>>732252104Kek
>>732246223He is exclusively sexually attracted to infants and would go there to pull an Ian Watkins on many of them.
>>732278220Ditto
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They would definitely resurrect him there
>>732246223remember the ayylmao
>>732269256Rance's strike range is 13-30.
>Israeli>Works for spook organizationShe would absolutely wrangle girls for Epstein's island.
>>732249274The Falkland Island
>>732269256buddy Rance is as evil as it comes even divorced from the raping he'd be down bad on that island trying to help take over the world
>>732251790>Hell they even ignore his whole background of being a rich asshole who never saw combat.The point of his boss fight is a plot twist where he was treated as a cowardly non-action politician who doesn't get his hands dirty up to that point
>>732255003>Unironically more interested in satanistic rituals than fucking kids>Simply because he is bored of fucking kids already
>>732279065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42_oWaWsiYs
>>732249274Melee Island (points to whoever knows where this is from)
>>732279421Shit nvm. I meant "mallet Island". Melee Island is too easy and I thought mallet was named the same until I just looked it up.
>oh boy, a new island! What adventures will be found here?
nice
>>732249274Black Isle
>>732252106Bob Page is a poser, he wouldn't be allowed. It's similar to Elon's situation
