Two beers please.
Alcohol is nasty and I'd much rather have a ginger ale or orange juice. I'm 33 years old.
FAG!
>>732248198I wish i had this mindset, but alcohol is just so damn tempting.
Fuck. Wrong board.
>>732248198Congratulations.
>>732248198okay manchild
>>732248198you don't drink it for the taste anon, you drink it to get buzzed
>>732248248Nah, that's Johnny Silverhand on the left. Clearly this is just a stealth Cyberpunk thread.
>>732249281If I had a dollar for every time I've had someone say this. If I'm going to drink something I want to enjoy the taste, so clearly, I'll never like or understand alcohol. I'm aware it makes you intoxicated, but you have to endure an awful taste to get to that point. You gonna tell me to order a cocktail or something? Yeah, that doesn't work either because it still has alcohol in it. I don't care how much fruit juice you put into it; you'll still taste the alcohol. If it has alcohol in it, I won't like it. Period. The alcohol ruins the entire taste profile. The ONLY drink I have ever had that somewhat erased the taste of alcohol was a bloody mary, but it has tomato juice in it which is very strong. I hate tomato juice though, so kek. I did somewhat enjoy it with a lot of tabasco in it, so if you add enough spice then you really won't taste the alcohol at all. If I enjoyed tomato juice, I'd probably just order bloody marys all the time. I've had a margarita nad a pina colada. Didn't like them because you can taste the alcohol. I suppose I could order "virgin" style drinks, which would just be a fruit juice drink and tell people it has alcohol in it; not like they'd know. I might try that if I'm ever in a situation to drink due to peer pressure. Just go up to the bar or bartender and ask them to make me a "virgin" drink. You could just walk around, and nobody would be the wiser.
>>732249619tldr
>>732250828>Too lazy to read such a small amount Underage, or just retarded.
>>732249619have you never actually gotten drunk?
>>732249281Plenty of people drink it for the taste. The only beer you don't drink for the taste and just to get buzzed is shit like Coors and Bud Light.
>>732251097I've been tipsy...I think? I've never gotten drunk. I usually get REALLY sleepy though, like I've had 1-2 glasses of wine, and it knocked me out cold. I know wine is much stronger, but it didn't make me drunk.
>>732249619Do 12 hours of work in the sun during summer every day for a week. Guarantee a cold beer will be the best thing you've ever tasted by the end of day 1, much less day 7, no matter how much water you chug. The taste of some things is dependent on context of introduction and/or acquired familiarity.
>>732251194you should probably start, it might make you less cripplingly autistic
>>732249281I drink it for the taste.I had Johnnie Walker Blue the other day, that shit melts on your tongue.
>>732248198I'm an alcoholic and if its not for you its not for you. I hate all sorts of shit and I hate every faggot who tries to correct me and I'm sure you're the same.
>>732250997>read my autistic screed about why im a faggot
>>732251118Who the fuck gets buzzed off bud or coors? Lmao. It's like getting hammered on chocolate liqeurs.
>>732252236Non-alcoholics and people who aren't morbidly obese.
>>732248158make it three
>>732252236Usually very fat or poor people
