>There's never been a good vidya movie adaptatio-
>a film by markplier The zero day soijack patient made a movie? That's disgusting
>>732251568Is it spooky?
>>732251856If you like cosmic horror, yes.
>e-celeb shithard pass
Every new piece of media is basically just a premise with no ending or reasoning. They make it ambiguous because they don't have to write an ending that gives the story any meaning while at the same time a legion of retards will laud the story as deep and metaphorical and call you a midwit if you don't see how the sequence of incoherent events is actually an epic critique of capitalism.
>>732252192yeah, that new movie 2001 a space odyssey sure sucks because of that
>>732252192>>732251568>Protagonist is an eco terrorist that opportunistically slaughtered innocents (Simon The Butcher)>Ocean of blood is an personification of the blood of his victims, and his own manifested guilt.>The IronLung submarine is his own febble instinct to live and survive despite it dooming humanity>His will to live collapses around him as he starts losing his mind with rapid guilt about his past>The ending is a last glimmer of hope for humanity, and hints at the concept that even the most heinous of people are capable of redemption>Just like the ending of the game, the mission was a failiure, but humanity presses on, forever maintaining hope, for better or worse...Not a perfect movie but unironically might be the best video game adaptation ever, although that bar isn't super high to clear. For eceleb movie it's phenomenal.I give it a light 8/10
>>732252617So at the end did he kill the monster by blowing up the sub? I wasn't clear on that part.
>>732252773No, he just got eaten. The mission was a failure.Can't run from your past.
>>732252968But it seemed like he wasn't actually responsible for what happened at the Filament Station. I don't know if this is cleared up in the game itself or not.
>>732253393He was apart of the group that destroyed Filament Station and clearly feels guilty about the event. Regardless of if he "intended" kill anyone, he was still responsible in some capacity, at least enough to feel guilt over it.
>>732252968it definitely wasn't a total failure, the stupid mcguffin thing was floating on the surface of the ocean so the survivors could just come pick it up
>>732251568postal you stupid niggerbut iron lung too
Where did the spooky monsters come from? They probably weren't on the moon before it got flooded with human blood. What's up with that?
>>732252471That movie had a complete ending that wasn't ambiguous in the slightest if you weren't room temp IQ, cookiedoughbeit.
>>732254569Over explaining things would ruin what the movie is going for.
>>732252617>even the most heinous of people are capable of redemptionso pedophiles can get better?
>>732254752YesThey can get better by being dead
>>732254752yes unironically but there is a turning point where people no longer grant you a shot at redemption
>>732254752He's "Simon the Butcher" not "Simon the Child Toucher"
At what point did it become socially acceptable to market different types of media using online handles instead of your actual fucking name?
>>732254752Are you lost little brainwashed calf?
>>732254857He literally uses his real name.
>a film by markplier You'd have to pay me to watch this.I can see now why you zoomers keep posting threads about it here though.
>>732254857I'd suppose it depends on how marketable your online handle is compared to your real name. Lots of people who might see the movie have at least heard the name "Markiplier", while nearly zero people would recognize Mark Fishstick.
>>732254857it says Mark Fischbach under it anyway
>>732254926Zoomers are getting filtered by it and complaining that it's 'boring'.
>>732254916Then what the fuck is the point of this? Why does it not say "A Film By Mark Fischbach"?
>>732254959In an interview he said that he had to name his 'studio' Markiplier studios so that they would show it. Probably related to that. In the credits for the movie, he's credited with his full legal name.
>>732254954I've heard the opposite and that zooms zooms love it because Mariplier made it even though they can't remember the plot at all.
>>732254959Isn't that his brand?
>>732255182Zoomers do not have the attention span for a two hour psychological horror movie that takes place entirely in a single environment with two characters (one of whom you never even see) and expects you to be able to piece things together on your own.
>>732255304I was going to refute this until I remembered my nephew pulling out his phone during movies.
>>732255304I doubt they have the attention span, but they still say they love it. Kids will be kids.
>>732251568i only watched the trailer but it has people showing up outside the sub, idk if they're hallucinations or what but feels like it ruins the point of the game
>>732252617>>Just like the ending of the game, the mission was a failiureWas it really a failure?I mean, Simon was able to recover the data data from SM-8 ship and the black box have reached safely The movie's ending is genuinely so much better than the game's ending. Not only because the MC didn't end up dying for nothing, but he also redeemed himself for giving humanity some hopeKudos for Mark for turning something so bleak into something more optimistic without changing its toneI'm really curious what other horror game movie Mark would adapt and get the same treatment.>>732255304Buddy, I've been to the movie's theater The audience consisted of teens and young adults alike, AKA zoomers What's the point of talking out of your ass about something you have no clue about?
>>732251568he thought he was christopher moltisanti
>>732255460That's one scene at the very beginning and lasts like 3 minutes.
>>732255465its a game where the protagonist is a convict sent on a pointless suicide mission, put into a sub that is welded so that he cant ever exit then dropped into a planet where the entire surface is a sea of blood, an optimistic ending for that is dumb
>>732251568How tf do you even make a feature film from this concept?Wtf did the pitch for this sound like?>"Okay, so get this. Our Protag is stuck alone in a cramped submersible, with no contact to the surface, staring at a low-res monitor... and then dies when something breaches the sub. The end."
>>732251653I've never watched Markiplier in my life but even I can feel the pure unadulterated seethe coming from this post. Why would you give a shit about hating someone that adapts a widely praised video game this much? It's not like you've watched him or the movie so you're really just insulting a random caricature you came up with in your head. Sad
>>732255465>I'm really curious what other horror game movie Mark would adapt and get the same treatment.Same developer as Iron Lung.
>>732254857Wait until you find out about stage names/pen names.
>>732254857bro thinks all Hollywood actors use their real name
>eceleb meme movie being discussed, and even praised hereHoly shit, this a new low for this board, we need a eceleb, gacha and nintendo containment board ASAP.
>>732251568So the blood ocean basically assimilates humans into some sort of eldritch entity that just consumes everything?
>>732252192This is so fucking true it hurts. Annihilation is the perfect example, along with Hereditary but the movies spawned from those two are 10x worse. Midwits LOVE when a movie is open ended because they can say whatever they want and no one will ever correct them. Even the writer of the film will never correct anyone because he doesn't know himself! They openly admit this when they say shit like "you can really decide for yourself what happens at the end, I won't say anything is wrong because we intentionally wanted to let the viewer decide!". Fuck you
>>732255658>an optimistic ending for that is dumbI get what you're saying, but I see it as optimistic because the MC didn't up dying for nothing and ended redeemed himself by giving valuable information that was considered unobtainable. It's a lot less bleak than the game's ending for that>>732255723Never heard of itI don't know if Mark wants to adapts another game made by the same guy as the previous Was thinking maybe SOMA since it's similar to Iron Lung in being another cosmic horror game
>>732255874Perhaps it's more of a statement on the current state of the film industry rather than an indictment of the cultured board that is /v/
>>732251568Silent Hill and Mortal Kombat
>>732255874Name a better movie released this year. Return to Silent Hill is absolute slop and Send Help is mid.
>>732255874>discussion of an actual movie about a game is a new low even though the catalog is filled with gacha shilling, random e-celebs and raid cancer 24/7 all year
>>732255946he should adapt fear and hunger, he can play trortur
>>732255998>Return to Silent Hill is absolute slopwhat, james smoking weed and listening to death metal too cool for you?
I could have sworn that at the end it's just the life vest floating with no black box on it.
>>732255897Motherfuckers are sitting around wishing they were The Lady or the Tiger.
>>732255874>talking about movie game adaptation is considered /v/'s new low>not the constant social media screencap, culture war and blatant fetish threads that's been plaguing the board for more than decade Toppest of the keks, anonDo you also tell people to go to /vg/ when they make a reoccurring vidya thread?
>>732251568Eh, the first 1 hour should've a lore drop
>>732251568This was way better than I though it was going to be. Makes me want to play the game, but is the game worth playing having already seen this?
(((Hollywood))) isn't happy about this movie doing well, since they removed it from the box office charts after it topped it
>>732252617>Ocean of blood is an personification of the blood of his victims, and his own manifested guilt.so it's yet another silent hill/cry of fear etc etc rehash?
>>732256234This
>>732256262I might've misunderstood, but I'm pretty sure the ocean of blood is the blood of all of humanity that died in the Silent Rapture.
>>732256234Wait, really? kek
>>732256208Imma be real with youThe game is boring as shitMost of the time you're gonna be spending pinpointing your location using the coordinates and where are you facing It's one of those games where you better off watching someone play it since you don't have to deal with the gameplay Alternatively, you could pirate the game and see it for yourself >>732256262Not really The blood is actually real and not a figment of imagination like how some stuff in Silent Hill. Although the movie does dive into stuff makes you question what is real or not
>>732256345Yep, it topped box office charts this weekend and then 'mysteriously' disappeared so Send Help could take top spot
>>732255874You need to start looking at things in a vaccum and by that I mean you should space yourself at the first convenient opportunity
>>732251568Ive never heard of this game. I assume it was some gay shit that only streamers played.
>>732254857Stage names have been a thing since the dawn of theatre. Thousands of actors/authors/musicians etc use fake names and aliases, an online handle is no different. Especially one that's practically a household name as far as this films target audience goes.>>732255874You're trying way to hard it "fit in".
>>732256418But it beat Send Help today. Which is pretty funny that a YouTuber made a movie that is topping a movie from a well known and liked director.
>>732256310It's definitely 100% real human blood. Whether it comes from the people who got reality raped is ambiguous.
>>732251568this shit is just a rip off of an insane clown posse CD
>>732254857What about nearly every rapper using a fake name.
>>732256418>>732256470It brings me such glee that (((they))) are seething so hard right now.
>>732251653fpbp>>732255714suck a dick faggot.
>>732251568Lame. Make a movie about the real Titanic submarine thing. Sounds too ridiculous to be true, but it was.
>>732256470>Markiplier's cosmic space spooker beat out Raimi's Subverting the Patriarchy: the Movieha ha
>>732256208The game lives and dies on atmosphere. It's short and not very mechanically impressive or innovative, but if you think you'd like the tension of blindly circumnavigate an ocean floor trying to make shit out of a black and white image, maybe? It's like $5 for a reason.
>>732256579Reality is gay, and the less of it the better.
>>732254857did you know his name isn't really nick cage
>>732255874I don't actually like liberal corporations, OR liberal e-celebs.
>>732251568Audio mixing was bad, rest was solid.
>>732256665I don't like Mondays.
>>732252773There was never a monster, sort of.It's an entity conjured by the ocean as needed, 'killing' it merely destroys it temporarily.
>>732256462its cheap 5 dollar streamer bait game with zero story except taking black and white pictures and at the end a fish jump scares you how it was made into a movie you could make up any story
>>732251568Faithful. But not a good watch. Great for game nerds and fans, but that's it. If you don't care about that, this is a mediocre horror movie with barely passable acting, decent visuals, and occasional good moments. For a Youtuber movie, it's an actual movie, so there's that.
>>732252192Are you talking about this movie or in general? Because it definitely has an ending, it actually has more of an ending than the game.
>>732252773Yes, but that hardly matters, the moon is the greater entity. The light doesn't kill/rapture Simon, which pisses off the monster which is being controlled by the moon the blood ocean is in. It looks pretty skeletal, so it's entirely possible the moon can make more. Simon destroyed the glass at the end, turning the sub into a pressure bomb - mirroring how he blew up the station.
>>732255714you've never watched markiplier, yet feel uncontrollable compulsion to defend his honor from anon?
I watched it but I'm afraid I didn't really "get" it.I think it was technically a well constructed movie, but as someone who had no idea what the source material was I feel it needed to give me like two more facts. This is what i gathered from context best I could>space faring humans>some apocalypse event 50-ish years in the past that wipes out majority of humans and makes further interstellar travel possible>moon with an ocean of explicitly human blood appears>mc of movie is some sort of orphan living aboard a space station with the last tree? I guess this apocalypse also affected organic life at large?>at some point mc gets duped by charasmatic leader to do some sort of terrorism leading to the destruction of an important space station?> this lands mc in prison where he's offered a deal by possible government of remaining survivors>go down in the sub to get ???>so we can ???>female wants mc to get sample for reason>he gets sample but then it's no longer important>possible supernatural elements introduced, unclear if mc is hallucinating but beings to hear voice of woman from a previous expedition>i think this is actually a psychic fish/old god torturing who wants to thwart whatever his mission was for some reason???>pseudo-religious elements introduced, some sort of holy light is mentioned but could just be an analogue for light of an angler fish?>cue bizarre slow motion sequence and hallucination sequence where something happens>contact boss female, suddenly she wants the black box of the other sub>rescue the black box but dieback half of the movie really fell apart for me, didn't understand any character motivations or what's at stake really.
>>732254857Do you know how many actors are using a fake name?
>>732256951>I guess this apocalypse also affected organic life at large?>female wants mc to get sample for reasonThe Quiet Rapture made every planet with life on it vanish. Not just human life but all life. Grass, trees, fish, bacteria, poof. All gone, only space stations remained. And what he found was an alien skeleton, proof of non-human on a planet after the Quiet Rapture. Its remains could have been groundbreaking, but the scientists considered that it couldn't lead to the production of more life and make the universe habitable again.
>>732251937based
>>732256937No I just fucking hate doomed retards trying to find any random thing they can't to automatically dismiss something good. It's all too common and literally ruins culture by attacking stuff for no reason and without basis. "I hate that, it's horror""I don't play fighting games or MMOs so it doesn't look good to me""The minute I found out she was 16 I immediately started spreading the word about this degenerate [insert] - (game/movie/book/TV show"It's so fucking annoying. People who do that shit are OCD autists so if naming great shows is like holding a cross to a vampire I say MORE POWER TO YOU. Squirrels better be protected!
>>732254857HERSHLAG
>>732257727being a faggot youtuber isn't some random thing, retard. I'm sure that anon is perfectly consistent with his hatred of all faggot youtubers. Now fuck off and go make another shitty video
>>732254857Wait until you find out about actors.
>>732254857You're so fucking retarded it hurts
>>732254857Anon do you have any fucking clue how many steins, witz, berg, baums there are who have fake names in hollyweird?
So it's too late to play the game now because it's too popular and mainstream? Oh well.
I really dont feel like watching a movie starring a has been youtuber to be honest
>>732258291Do you not liked it or perhaps you're too poor, brown, or retarded to even watch the rip cams of this movie?
Okay, is there a torrent?
>>732254752I heard the Chinese developed a brain procedure or hormone therapy to cure gayness so it's possible.
>>73225247121st century is new>>732254569>>732254749You did the thing anon was talking about retards doing
>>732259176>21st century is new
>>732255724kek
>>732258878>>732258878>I heard the Chinese developed a brain procedureGenerally high velocity expulsion of the brain matter from the cranial cavity via kinetic lead injection does cure all known and unknown mental disorders with a 100% success rate. I am not sure why we waste our time with treatment that is not a simple and effective as this.
>>732255714He makes a living filming himself playing video games. He deserves condemnation.
>>732251568What the fuck kind of name is Markiplier? Is he Finnish or some shit like that?
>>732260014Markiplier doesn't sound Finnish at all>t. Finn
>>732260014it's just a username. mark + multiplier. why? idkhis real name is fischbach which is german but he looks weird because his dad marreird a korean
>>732260062t. aino korholahtibordolonen
>>732260117wtf why doxx me
>>732254916>editedKek, that’s why it’s so fucking long and boring. Guy needed an actual editor to step in and cut the fat.
>>732255152There are people saying that they fell asleep in the cinema because it was so boring, and they still consider it a good movie kek
>>732260882its like 2 hour movie from a 30 minute game
>>732251568>MarkiplierIsn't this the fag that makes videos all the time where he's cryingOr in the hospitalOr both
next he should adapt his brother's furry webcomic into a movie
>>732251568it seems boring and like you NEED to play the game beforehand to actually enjoy this. I watched the first 10-15 mins online and got bored. Then I saw a lore explained video and was like damn this is cool, why the fuck did they make it so fucking boring?
>>732259679i highly encourage you to volunteer for this procedure immediately.
>>732252617>all in le head
>>732255874>you MUST hate everything and accuse people of being shills for talking about video game stuff on the video game forumDoes nu-/v/ really
>>732257727jealousy is one hell of a motivator and makes seething faggots, like >>732257830, grasp at any straw they can. The flick is good and all the more power to the upoop dude for self funding it and actually completing it
>>732263372Yeah, what were they thinking not explaining everything in the first 10 minutes, amirite
of all the shovelware horrorslop he has played over the years why did he pick that one specifically to adapt?
>>732263372>you NEED to play the game beforehand to actually enjoy this.Not at all actually.
>>732263924I would have adapted The Witches House if I were him personally
>>732263924Being trapped in a submarine makes for an affordable set even a small team can create and an automatically distressing setting, that's just before all other factors.
>>732264258Considering he is up there with other big youtibers like pewdiepie and uberhaxornova, and more importantly is still going I dont think money is a problemAlso his brother is THE most famous furfag artist bar none. He has the money
>>732263924He thought it was cool.>>732264038Based, although I wouldn't really know how you'd go about even doing that. The twist ending is kind of glued to the gameplay and the player needing to have the whole game memorized to really have the full impact.Mad Father would probably be easier to turn into a film all things considered.
>>732252192>>732255897Kek, being a jaded fuck doesn't make you clever you dimwits
>>732265052I dunno about annihilation but boy if Hereditary was a such shitty movie.
>>732266753Annihilation was very straightforward I'd say. They made it very clear that last ayy was just mimicking shit and there was no deeper meaning. They made it very clear what happened to the main girl too.
>>732255897>you can decide for yourself what happens at the endEverything you type gives me increasingly more secondhand embarrassment. It is actual cringe when someone gets something so basic so wrong but keeps going.You're right, the movies aren't really that deep. They're 2 hours of surface level metaphor delivery devices. The ending doesn't matter, not as "It's ambiguous you can plausibly say anything happened", but as a "It doesn't matter for what the movie was actually going for". Endings for media like that aren't meant to be a conclusion to the narrative, it's meant to cap off on the themes.This genuinely isn't this hard to understand I don't know why people pretend it is
>>732251568>A film by MarkiplierLet me guess, it's mediocre as all fuck but people are pretending it's good because of the e-celeb name attached
>>732251568Pick any Tomb Raider movie - They are all ok to great.
>>732268679It's good enough compared to many other "character stuck in 1 place for the entire movie" films. It's no phone booth or europa report but there are much MUCH worse movies with that premise. Like a girl tied up during a bdsm sesh in a cabin and her husband dies of heart attack during the act. My problem was Markiplier wasn't the best choice for the actor. He isn't terrible but you are used to seeing his face in a different setting. Imagine if Kojimbo was the main character of Death Stranding instead of Norman Reedus.
>>732255713There have been far, FAR worse plots done by Hollywood. As he funded the thing he didnt have to pitch shit.
>>732263750>I MUST talk about my favorite youtuber grifter on this board, His opinion is MY opinion yeah really
>>732255713he didn't pitch anything, he just made it which is making hollywood seethe
>>732251568Does he still talk to his audience as if they're 8 year olds?
>>732257727You sound like a fucking faggot. The game was complete shit, and the 2 seconds of this dude I've seen in my life made me physically repulsed.
>>732255897how is hereditary's ending ambiguous in any way? the mom gets her head sawed off and the kid gets possessed by a demon
>>732254752Many aren't because their 'problem' is so deeply rooted and pathological. Most of the time they don't feel like they did anything wrong. They stop as long as they're being watched but manly times they reoffend.
>>732251568make a nortubel movie
>>732268618"theme" doesn't mean anything absent a story that makes sense. good stories say true things about the world through their narrative structure, or what a theme is a party of. a story that doesn't even have a structure that could relate to anything in reality isn't a story, and if it isn't a story it can't have themes; it's just noise.and annihilation is indeed a perfect example of that. a movie that literally makes no sense, on purpose. saying that it has themes is like looking into a kaleidoscope and saying that it has themes. and you can always bullshit up some nonsense about how the visual noise you just stared at made you feel all sorts of things so it actually contains all these really deep metaphors and whatever. you'd be wrong and crazy and retarded for doing so, but you could do it.
>>732269669>Most of the time they don't feel like they did anything wrongThat's almost every criminal>They stop as long as they're being watchedThat's literally every human who ever lived. Everyone would break the law/rules if they thought they could get away with it.
>>732255874Sad state of affairs when some youtube sojak produces, directs and stars in a movie and it's better than most pedowood shit that has released recently.
>>732255874I keep saying /incel/ (INternet CELebraty) should be a thing but clearly no one in this website cares to make any new boards.
>>732255874yes
The only e-celebs I am even remotely aware of are ones that have a Vtuber avatar that I want to put my dick in like pic related.Otherwise you don't exist
>>732269483It's not really, just what it inspired is. And I hate that movie except for when they bitch loses her head out the window, that was funny as fuck and very deserved. I'm thinking more of the later movies inspired by it like Midsommar and the endless list of lesser ones.
>>732268618Are you fucking retarded? It's done because the writer is so shit they don't know how to end the film properly. As someone that's actually written a good amount of short fiction I can assure you that 99% of the time it ends ambiguously it's because the writer couldn't think of anything, likely because they follow the Stephen king school of writing - just make it up as you go along and hope it works out. This is exactly how they wrote the final season of Stranger Things btw, they admitted to writing episodes almost up to the point of shooting and claimed it was an intentional technique. We all saw how that shit turned out
>>732271176Lynchfags aren't gonna like this one
>>732268679Nah, it's kino.
I thought it was some solid sci fi slop. The most interesting part about the movie is how much it causes people to seethe, especially the jewish movie cartel.
>>732274421This
>732255714
>>732251653fpWp
>>732251568What is it even about? The game is like 10 minutes long, the entire story is "Well the stars all disappeared, we're alone in a dark universe, you're on a submarine in a blood ocean. BANG YOU'RE DEAD" I do not see how this was turned into a 1.5+ hour movie
Ok give me the facts here, not your seething jealousy of Markiplier, is his acting any good? Is Jacksepticeyes? I honestly can't get through terribly acted movies.
>>732254857At least 1700 years ago
>>732276994Mark is middle of the road. You can tell he's not a professional and you can only suspend your disbelief so much when you are looking at fucking Mark implier. It's definitely not bad so you get used to it eventually as there are actually terrible actors with more experience than him in hollywood No idea about Jack
>>732276994Neither are amazing but they are also not by any means turn-of-the-movie bad. It's fine
>made 18 million so far>that's still 6 times its budgeti think it looks lame but honestly good for him.
>>732252617>even the most heinous of people are capable of redemptionA disgusting notion.
>>732276994Acting is fine, like 6.5/10 but never much lower. Honestly the biggest issue is if you know these people it's kind of hard to get over looking at them. I don't know why but it's not like a big Hollywood actor like Tom Cruise who I can just watch and forget about in the movie, during this you kinda can't shake "Yep, that's Markiplier" always in your mind.
>>732252192retard
>>732274421>how much it causes people to seethe, especially the jewish movie cartel.A bunch of box office trackers literally removed it from the listings after it ended up #1 on release day, it's fucking weird.
The game was good. If you disagree, that means you got filtered. >but it was boringYes; you got intellectually filtered.
>>732252471>2001 a space odyssey>>732259176>21st century1968 was in the 20th century, my friend.
>>732277690i got filtered. Whats the point of most humans and stars dying and some big monster fish in some blood lake? Feels like 2 different ideas to me.
>>732277474It's because you are used to seeing Tom Cruise in different roles. So far you've only seen Mark as that tiny box on your screen that always reacts to indie horror. Also Tom Cruise has experience acting even if he and many others are often playing the exact same role. Imagine seeing Jason Statham in a romantic drama with 0 action.
>all the stars and humans vanish>movie takes place underwatergetting some real pandorum vibes from this lol
>>732277591He's an outsider from a competing type of entertainment industry with a huge following, and while the movie itself isn't going to exactly do anything impressive returns wise (maybe a couple dozen million, like 24) it's still rocking the boat and they don't want it to trend and become more commonplace.Hollywood has always been this way, obviously this is a way more higher stakes comparison than Iron Lung but look at American Zoetrope, Coppola's production company from the 1970s, he was a massive success as a director with string of landmark films, he goes and starts his own production company to escape the Hollywood bullshit. He pays workers incredibly well, great work environment, people get a slice of the pie on projects. It's so good his workers become hyper loyal, even working without pay when finances are bad because they WANT to turn the company around. Hollywood sees this and murders the company, backroom deals, backstabber tactics, blacklisting. Even Coppola's peak prestige and Hollywood status meant nothing, they needed his system gone.
Is Iron Lung any good? I really like DUSK but I know it wasn't a similar at all type of game so I kind of glazed over it.
>>732251568Using your YouTube name for actual projects unrelated to YouTube can just fuck off forever.
>>732277936>isn't going to exactly do anything impressive returns wise (maybe a couple dozen million, like 24)1200% return on investment is pretty good.Just because Hollywood's gone crazy and thinks everything has to be a blockbuster, doesn't mean the medium sized movie is dead and gone. The executives are just blinded by their greed to the extent they're losing out on a valuable market.
>>732277946It's not really comparable to DUSK at all. It's a very short (30 minutes if you're slow) sort of short film equivalent of a game and it's mostly a vibes thing, the gameplay is hyper basic (the core loop is you pushing 3 buttons to take pictures of things while stuck inside an area the size of a queen sized mattress)
>>732278128fuck it, it's $4 and I like David S. enough I'll give it a go. thanks.
>>732277856The point is that you're maximally fucked, not just because you're in the most fucked location within the entirety of a post-apocalyptic universe, but because the nature of that apocalypse so completely defies logic that there's no hope of understanding it scientifically, and the only reasonable conclusion is that there is a literal god but he hates you and snapped his cosmic fingers to turn the universe into a nightmare.
>>732264396>uberhaxornovaBro, this isn't 2011 anymore. I'm still subbed to the guy but come on now.
Why is pedowood so scared of this movie's success?
>>732278425I mean he was big at the time Markiplier was gaining traction. They are all fucking washed now
>>732278235I would NOT pay for that shit. It's barely worth playing.
>>732278235Chop Goblins is also good if you want a short game with more traditional gameplay.I look forward to the movie.
>>732276895Well instead of bang you're dead it's a gruelling nightmare of being stuck in a tiny sub in an ocean of blood and increasing cosmic horror.
>>732255714>but even I can feel the pure unadulterated seethe coming from this postthe lack of self-awareness lmaoyou wrote a full blogpost over a one line comment lol
>>732278485it already made back its budget multiple times and is a success, why are they removing it?
>>732278597they said it was a "glitch"
>>732256524Markiplier's a member of the tribe as well, so I doubt they mind much.
>>732251653FPBP
okay but when's his brother making the twokinds movie
I will not watch it because I can't stand MarkiplierI am happy for him for making a successful indie film and making pedowood mald though. also good for david szymanski.
>>732278692As soon as Mark dies the vault will open and all the secret smut he made will come out
>>732278692when the comic is finished (so fucking never)
>>732256413All of that devs games are >do something mundane for twenty minutes>get jumpscared by a jpgI don't really know what Markiplier saw in the game that made him want to make a movie about it, maybe he just saw an opportunity to jump from youtubing to acting, that being said, the movie would have been better if Markiplier wasn't playing the main character
>>732278653He's part of the wrong subbranch of the tribe so it makes no difference, they hate that just as much
>>732251568He just spends 2 hours arguing with tech support then dies.
>>732279036Grim, truly a cosmic horror
>>732252192>newMovies have had ambiguous endings for a long time, 12 Angry Men is considered one of the greatest movies of all time and it has an ambiguous ending
>>732278965what wrong subbranch?
>>732278692this is what I'm interested in
>>732252192Welcome to the horror "genre", retardWhen you're done being 15 you won't watch or play or like any of it because of this
>>732278485Jesus, I just google Iron Lung Projections and it fucking AI tells me about Melania's projections instead.
>>732252192He definitely spends 2 hours reasoning and then gets a definitive ending. Not sure we watched the same movie. I think it was kind of bad, but it's hardly Skinmarink.
>>732255946What exactly was the goal of the mission though? In the game its basically "we literally have nothing else to do but explore this ocean" while the movie made it seem that the ocean held all the answers to everything
>>732278621No they got (((noticed))) so they had to put it backThey are absolutely seething
Dumbest part of the movie was making the layout of the sub 1:1 to the game, putting the camera that you need to see that's mounted in the front in the fucking back of the ship is a retarded design choice, even as a rush job
isn't the whole draw of the game hearing all the spooky shit around you outside the sub? did they handle that aspect pretty well?
>>732251568Better than Return to Silent Hill.
>>732280020Bar so low even the submarine movie can't get under it
>>732252617>The ending is a last glimmer of hope for humanity, and hints at the concept that even the most heinous of people are capable of redemptionI’m not going to watch that shitty movie, but I'll need more context on that, otherwise that sounds extremely retarded. It's called justice. a heinous criminal’s only “redemption” is getting a shot in the head.
>>732279715Yeah that was weird. It should've been a lot bigger so he's not just heading to the same dumb junction to find yet another hidden compartment. The vent sequence at the end is longer than the sub several times over. And they should have put like, another guy down there in with him so he's not just yelling at a fucking speaker the whole movie.>>732279976No. Even the basic camera is now way too high definition so they just show off the monster and it's kind of dumb.
>>732252471there's nothing ambiguous about 2001
>>732280463is Troy Baker the guy in the speaker?
>>732280598For like a minute, it's pretty much a cameo. Mostly just some chick.
>>732260882>game where literally nothing happens is adapted to a movie>nothing happensOnly ADHD zoomers found it boring which is ironic given his audience is ADHD zoomers but hey that's not my problem. Fuck 'em. I got a great video game adaptation out of it.>>732260926I swear every time someone says this the time to beat the game gets shorter and shorter. I played 3 hours so the film is shorter than that.
>>732280479cept for the part where it straight up ends in the middle of the storyits only non abiguous if you read/watch 2010 as wellOtherwise good luck understanding why did the main character suddenly go through the looking glass into a random victorian room and the final shot is a floating baby above earth
>>73228076470% of the movie is him talking to other people, pretty sure that doesn't happen in the game, sounds like a bad adaptation to me if just being literally the game is your own only yardstick you're going by.
>>732280865he literally made it together with the developer
>>732280964So did the FNAF 2 team and ain't nobody call that script good.
>>732254959>What is branding These dumbfucks are the same people that calls every moving grass a shill and other dumbfuck retarded marketing tricks around here by the way
>>732255897How the was Annihilation ambiguous, you absolute fucktard? That movie blatantly explains what's going on throughout the entire thing, even for the people in the back. It explains what the refraction is, what it does, how it works, etc. repeatedly. And the ending isn't ambiguous either, it's just a downer.
>>732278945Squirrel Stapler was the worst example of this.>Do boring repetitive fetch quest.>LE GOD IS COMING>Stupid jumpscare>Game forces shutdownIt's a good shitpost, because I swear he knew that people would eat it up anyway.
>>732280964that doesnt mean anything, adaptation is key, that takes a skilled writer and director
>>732264038I wouldn't be able to sit through it, desu. Even to this day, the ending makes me more angry than a stupid RPGMaker title should.
wonder how well Szymanski is making out with all this
>>732281249Butcher's Creek was also a really bad example of it. Intentionally anti-climactic shitpost jumpscare. The writing in that gets outright bad by the end, you can tell can which parts he made when he still gave a shit about game development.
>>732263924because the whole thing takes place in a single 12x12 ft room and only has one character who's present in-person.
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>>732281458Getting some real baby boss vibes.
>>732281458Give link to torrent.
>>732281458this kind of looks like it has that 90s "grungy" vibe. like event horizon or something.
>>732255897Annihilation has two books coming after that leave almost no possible ambiguity of anything in the series. It's not even crazy considering each book is so damn short. The movie itself is also changed so there are no lingering questions or even open threads for the rest of the series.
>>732281570stream it on dorawatch
>>732276994His acting is serviceable, but I do think that the movie would've been better if an actual professional actor played Simon. That being said, Markiplier definitely doesn't detract from the movie.
>>732276994Jacksepticeye was perfectly serviceable as Punch-Up in Dispatch, but he was basically playing a cartoon character in that which all Irish people already are so it wasn't a high bar to clear heh.
>>732276994I thought it was fine, but it's hard to make a script that's borderline the Focus M meme work. There's bits where he's meant to be sad or apologetic that don't really get sold. Script was just kinda ass though so who can really tell. The entire first half is outright bad, picks up after that a bit.
This thread constantly proves to me that people who straight up do not play videogames come to /v/, the place where the most gamer elite are supposed to be having their gatekept le sekret club and then openly post like their opinion means something. If you didn't beat the game then why the fuck are you even here? Please kill yourself, I've been on 4chan since 2004 and I will sooner blow up a court house than let you fucking pieces of shit have your final win over me. Go play the game or get the fuck off my website.
>>732280865Well it's not so good job being a fucking retard
>>732252617You got everything wrong. Congrats, retard.
>>732282449That was the inferred argument, yes, good job.
>>732282402>/v/, the place where the most gamer elite are supposed to be having their gatekept le sekret cluble ebin maymay bro
>>732281458The middle section where he's hallucinating is absolute kino.
>>732254857google "Nicholas Cage"
>>732251568I didn't play the game. Am I supposed to know what the Silent Rapture is other than it made all planets and stars disappear?
>>732282731Thats different. It would be like using The Rock instead of Dwayne Johnson.
>>732282706I loved the little detail of when the oxygen meter went back up from 1 to 2 lights. It just established so subtly how we couldn't rely faithfully on what we were seeing past that point.
>>732282597No it wasn't. Accepting that the game being "boring" and the film being "boring is not the same thing as saying a film needs to 1 to 1 adapt the game perfectly you brainless fucking moron.
>>732281249>he fell for a shitpost gamelol
>>732282810wrestlers use their gimmick names in projects all the time. fucking hulk hogan was credited everywhere as hulk hogan even though his name's Terry
>>732282926This movie is really good at showing not telling which surprised me.
>>732282959You see, if you use your eyes, and follow the reply chain, the poster originally posited that he was fine with it kind of sucking so long as it was a good adaptation, and the argument in counter was that it wasn't even good on that metric. So the overall argument is that the film was bad. This is reading comprehension.The guy I was arguing with understood this, why'd you feel the need to chime in, dipshit.
>>732255897I just want to make it clear that you have the lowest PER stat. Worry not, movies and shows are now telling not showing because of people like you.
>>732282926I choose to believe that the oxygen meter being completely fake and not actually depleting until all goals were met was a nod to the game.
>>732283113>the poster originally posited that he was fine with it kind of sucking so long as it was a good adaptationNo he didn't>and the argument in counter was that it wasn't even good on that metric. No it wasn'tHow in the absolute fuck did you manage to make up a strawman of BOTH fucking sides of an argument? Jesus Christ take your fucking meds you illiterate schizo.
>>732282794Is literally about the rapture. It's a simple plot. >In the Bible, "blood moons" refer to a prophetic sign described in Joel 2:31, Acts 2:20, and Revelation 6:12 where the moon turns blood-red before the "great and terrible day of the Lord," often interpreted as a sign of apocalyptic events or the Second Coming of Jesus. Game(developer is Christian)/Movie takes place in the middle of it all. Most of humanity and life in the universe is raptured. A great light comes in and sucks everyone into a void. The blood of all creatures in the universe are stored in newly spawned moons. They are not the same ones we know. The creature is most likely satan because its a snake and tempts Simon to give up and kill more people.
>>732283319>God left a bunch of people behind to suffer unimaginably for the crime of.......not observing the rapture from the perspective of a planet Beautiful, inspiring, compassionate
>>732251568Easy choose though!
Look at this dude.
>>732283319>Game(developer is Christian)Not the anon, but is he? I didn't know that.
I just know if this shit didn't have e-celeb glazing it'd have 2/10 on imdb
>>732283458space is for spacedust not men
>>732276994He can pretty corny at moments, he overacts but he still had some good parts. It's no The Room but it's not Citizen Kane either.
>>732283474
>>732280783because the monolith evolved the guy and he turned into a star child, humanity's next step in evolution, rhyming with the beginning of the movie and having a consistent and literal theme and storyline
>>732283559There are Biblical references all throughout the movie (Eden, Rapture, Simon, etc) so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>732252617>It's symboli-Slop. Pass. Next.
>>732254752>the most heinous of people>pedophilesNon-sequitur.
>>732283559
>>732251568Detective Pikachu did it first
>>732283609Nah you are just huffing your farts now. Not a single soul would get this without knowledge from the follow up. There's a reason the "two" books are always bundled together. They are supposed to be one story
>>732283645Could be, but anyone can use Biblical references when making art. It would be odd to say that Xenosaga or Evangelion were made by devout Christians due to the religious symbolism in those works.
>>732283751lol wtfnever would have expected that
Did you know Mark filmed alot of pick up shots naked?
>>732251568Markiplier BTFO the entirety of Hollywood with this. Made back its entire budget in a single day.
>Anything happens>Markiplier - FUCK, FUUUUCK ME, MOTHER FUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UPI dunno it took me out of it a little.
>>732283474>>732283601I actually like the movie design more than the game. Like a ghostly skull cephalopod.
>>732283829True but there's also this >>732283751.
>>732283751Neat thx anon.>>732283829Disregard this and see the reply mentioned above.
>>732283917>Made back its entire budget in a single day.The conquering franchise has done that with each movie released and they don't look like shit
>>732283582>he can pretty cornyHe can BE pretty corny
>>732283998conjuring movies are produced by a well established major film distributor on $20+ million budgets. this was made by a youtuber with only his own money. also theaters were refusing to take it until he got the kiddos to go out and start calling their local theaters complaining.
>>732284406
>>732256524Seething over what? Iron Lung will be forgotten in a couple of weeks
>>732280783You obviously weren't paying attention. When the apes touched the monolith, they developed tool use. When humans touched the one on the moon, they developed AI and more advanced space ship tech and headed to Jupiter where there was another monolith. The victorian room is obviously all in his head, it's how Dave's human mind conceptualized his "death" as a human entity while he ascended to his new form, the giant baby represents his transcendence into a new form of life.
>>732284462>t. Sam Raimi
>>732254752Depends on the definition of pedophiles that we're using. The real one or the modern one of a man sleeping with a 17-25 year old prostitute
>>732284425>also theaters were refusing to take it until he got the kiddos to go out and start calling their local theaters complaining.Yes because there was no demand for the movie until the kiddos started showing demand. Why would theatres show a movie if there is zero demand for it? Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that fans got their local theatre to show the movie but you can't expect the demand for it to be so high that everyone will show it
>>732284512What a sad sad Midface
>my backwater of a country will show this on my local theaterI'm honestly surprised.
>>732284686Guam?
>>732284686Eastern Europe?
>>732283815You're moron. I understood this watching it as a 10 year old kid and I didn't find out there was a sequel book or movie until years later
>>732278235Otherwise try the Music Machine for another of Daniel's short horror stories, I liked it more than Iron Lung.
>>732284515Brother I have seen the movie dozens of times after reading the book(s) and have seen it with 4 different people. None of them got what the fuck happened near the end and one of them is much smarter than me and well-read. Until you see/read 2010 the logical conclusion most, including them, would reach is that that he was transported to another dimension made to look like something comprehensible where the monolith gives him some closure.Literally none of them could explain why the fuck is there a planet sized baby orbiting Earth.
>>732284723>>732284760SEA
>>732284853i didn't realilze he had so many smaller-scoped projects. is he going to make anything on the scope of DUSK again?
>>732284917The baby is supposed to be planet sized? I thought it was just a perspective thing
>>732252617Holy slop
>>732284917See>>732284761You and your allegedly smarter friends are all morons. A baby, being "new life" as a symbol of a new form of life, with its godlike, cosmic stature, is such obvious symbolism that I can only conclude you and your friends are knuckledraggers for not getting it.
>>732285061>t. kubrick fartsnifferLooks like you are still mentally 10
>>732284458this image is bananas...
>>732284967He's helping with Gloomwood right now, right?
>>732285061Nah you're a faggot. It makes zero sense. If he evolved why was he a human baby? Lmao this shit is retarded 2deep wank Dumb redditor faggot
>>732285243>>732284967Working on bugbite as well. No clue what the scope of that one is
>>732285289>he said while redding spacing
>>732285243steam page says so, I wasn't aware. I haven't played Gloomwood in a while but I liked what I did play, hope the full game is good once it's finished.
>>732254959>>732254857Why doesn't Nicholas Kim Koppola use his real name?
>>732251568that's pretty funny that they got Hulshult to do the soundtrack
>>732285382Because he doesn't want to be associated with Francis Coppola?
>>732278692Flora is extremely cute
>>732283464Bro, the psp version had content cut from the ps2 version
>>732285445Who?
>>732254959>Then what the fuck is the point of this?the point of it is that his screen name is more marketable than his real name. dummy. did you think John Wayne movies should have sold him as Marion Morrison?
>>732285130That all you got? I said nothing about Kubrick. I'm just marveling at how dense you and your friends are. If I at 10 had superior intuition and intelligence to you and your circle of dunces (even today), then I am proud to remain "mentally 10".>>732285289Because it represents reBIRTH and it's a HUMAN baby so you can see that it's the evolution of DAVE who is a HUMAN. Despite becoming an advanced entity his origins are HUMAN.God how can you be so STUPID?
>>732285445Maybe Markiplier doesn't want to be associated with Adolf Fischbach
>>732285514The director of Apocalypse NowBasically peak boomerslop and his only real movie which is why he went back and rereleased it like 4 timesCage made more kino movies
>>732285610that dude looks like a total lad
>>732252773>>732252968>>732256924>>732256720No what I saw happen was that the small sapling from the tree of eden Simon had the whole movie finally was exposed to the living blood and because it was irradiated hundreds of times over from the camera and whatever was in the blood it effectively grew exponentially in the blood, turning into a system of roots that burst out from the inside of the fish
>>732285647The first two Godfathers, The Conversation, and Rumble Fish are all kino.
>>732285647that's your first pick for Coppola?what about Godfather? isn't Godfather like one of the most highly regarded movies of all time? Apocalypse Now I feel like has always been one of those "that movie could've been really good but was a dud because of production issues" movies.
>>732255874>nintendo out of nowherends is real
>>732285758Until now I had absolutely no idea he made Godfather I shit you not.
>>732285758Nta and I like Godfather and Apocalypse, but Pacino is an overactor and its hard to watch sometimes once you see it
>>732285869>Pacino is an overactornot in Godfather parts 1 and 2 he isn't. that coked out thing he's known for didn't start til later.
>>732255874>a new low>for /v/How gay and trans ARE you?
>>732285869Pacino is kino.
>>732286207this is a movie that he overacts inGlengarry Glen Ross and Scent of a Woman are also good exampleshe actually has subtlety and range in the first two Godfathers (can't speak for 3, heard it was shit so never bothered).
>>732286207More like Pakino
>>732286207dunno why but i always felt like pacino and de niro should have had the opposite roles in this movie, felt weird for pacino to be the cop
But according to Metacritic it’s a very boring movie
>>732286310Godfather 3 isn’t shit. Just not as good as the first 2 which are infinitely rewatchable
>>732251568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ0JbnbWpQ8looks good
>>732285963I still think he overacts in godfather.
>>732251568>Kicking the crap out of the Hollywood-made Return to Silent Hill >Mysteriously gets taken off the chartsIs Hollywood seething that some outsider using his own money made a better movie than them?
>>732255874this board praises sonic movie, mario movie, fnaf moviewhat do you even expect atp
>>732252471That movie sucks and only boomers think of it fondly because they had gaslit themselves into thinking it's a good movie.
>>732287517you're just a low iq black weeb that's all
>>732281458no idea what i was expecting but it looking like a saw movie was somehow outside of my expectations
Is it actually good?
>>732288727Yes
>>732251653>makes /v/eddit seetheOh shit it’s got to be amazing
>>732251568how does he keep gettin away with ripping off ICP?
>>732288727No
>>732288727its okay
>>732285647shots fired at the godfather damnif you think about it Iron Lung got developed the same way Megalopolis did lol
>>732278485They hate the idea of outsiders being successful.
>>732288727its the hollywood's version of e33.
>>732251653I too hate markiplier because /v/ said so
>>732288863>me reading pinocchio>smdh they really stole the idea of Big Fish from SCP smdh my damn head!
when are we getting a Signalis movie?
>>732291426Is Signalis spooky?
>>732291610No not really. It's very overrated, if you've played system shock or dead space then you've already seen its themes done much better. The gameplay is like a 1:1 of resident evil and not in a good way, it just feels like your average derivative indieslop.
>>732291610Kinda. The top down view removes a lot of the scare. It's more of a constant oppresive feeling from limited ressources and not knowing what might jump you and general weirdness of everything that's happening that can't be explained logically.
>>732291891Darkwood was a scary game despite being topdown, but that's because it was actually original and interesting and not just a generic "woahhh... wat hapen on dis spays stayshun..."
>>732284462womp womp you lost kike
>>732278235Based
>>732282074Karl Urban has made a career of never being the reason why movies he's in are good, but also never the reason why movies he's in are bad.
>>732251568I just remembered there a was a movie similar to this where the whole film took place in some guy being buried alive in a small box. Some bombs go off and sand/dirt starts pouring through the cracks in the box. Completely burying and suffocating the guy at the end of the movie.
>>732292632Buried with Ryan Reynolds
>>732292608that is overall pretty true but I did love him in Dredd.
>>732252617This is absolutely retarded.
>>732292608We'll see how he fares as johnny cage in the MK 2 movie.
>>732251568I didn't watch him play this game and I don't know why he picked it to adapt or why either him or the dev agreed to let him do so.
>>732293004The game dev can only profit and benefit from it.
>>732251568Any movie not made by Molloch/Baal/Satan worshiping kid fuckers is automatically great no matter how retarded it is. Each is another nail in the pedowood coffin because all you need to do to defeat evil this cartoonishly bad and full of enough hubris to make a film like G20, is exist as a competitor in any capacity.
>>732293238>G20Ever since marvel started making irredeemable trash I haven't even been aware of what movies are in theaters.How bad is that shit?
>>732251568>people saying this is proof indie titles can succeedIs it really "indie"? Markiplier is fucking rich
>>732259938Not just makes a living, makes millions
>>732293902I think indie titles could potentially succeed, but this definitely isn't one of those cases. This is less an "indie title succeeding" and more of a "title with a baked-in audience" succeeding. and yeah like you said, 3 million is still a lot more money than any normal jackoff is gonna have even though it's chump change compared to what a hollywood studio would have to dump.
>>732252192Plotcels need to keep their retarded opinions to themselves.
>>732295141>Art rotator Lmao seriously? What the fuck does “rotator” mean in zoom speak?
>>732279108>12 Angry Men is considered one of the greatest movies of all time and it has an ambiguous endingare you thinking of another movie because that one had a clear cut ending
>>732255874>I hate thing because X made it and I refuse to judge it on its own meritold /v/ would've laughed at you, you're no better than a paid journalist
>>732293902He financed everything himself, was involved in every step of the process of production, and released it through his own studio. It is literally the definition of indie.
>>732295141>Art rotatorLiterally me
>/v/ likes itits probably dogshit>/v/ hates itits probably conventionally popular which means its either a decent watch or extremely generici guess this means ill have to actually see the movie to judge for myself
>>732296153Ironically, the man who posted the original tweet is an older millennial, not a zoomer. It's a play on the wordcel vs shape rotator meme where wordcels excel in verbal and literary contexts and shape rotators excel in technical and visuospatial contexts. The term art rotator is implying that you don't get caught up in the minutia of plot details and instead are able to appreciate a work of art for its aesthetic, tonal, and structural qualities, viewing the "shape" of the craft rather than just the "logic" of the plot/script.
>>732295141what is this fucking stupid dumbass dialect?
omg this movie is so bad lol
>>732278692I never seen Mark's videos but has he ever mentioned two kinds
>>732297046See >>732296909If you're referring to the "galaxy-brained" part it just means big brain being capable of multi-dimensional understanding of a piece of art as opposed to single-dimensional plot appreciation.
return to silent hill is better
Iron lung is boring game for zoomers too be scared of nothing as usual, and the movie is set in one location for 2 hoursThis has to be one of the most boring movies ever, obviously not going to watch it, but I wonder when people who don't suck marks cock will start to show up to say how bad it is
sell me on the gamelooks like generic indie horror
>>732293004He's so sick of FNaF and people asking if he's going to be in those movies he did it so he had an excuse so people wouldn't ask him any more.
>>732297337The only time he ever seems to reference his brother is when he's talking about when they were kids.
>>732296290Yeah but he's also one of the biggest youtubers around, already famous and rich with a established audience that will watch it just because it's made by him. Not really the same I'd say
>>732297648It's similar to a lot of what he plays lately - short, simple premise games made by small indie devs looking for a review by someone with a sizeable following. Most are still only demos and he plays them a bit, offers his opinions on what's good and what needs improvement, and leaves it at that. He did re-review Iron Lung after a large update, so clearly he found it intriguing enough to go back to.
>>732262380>>732264396>>732278692>Tom Fischbach is known for making a popular furry webcomic>Mark Fischbach/Markiplier is known for playing furry horror game series (FNAF)I guess being associated with furry media is the road is to success >>732297954He did in thishttps://youtu.be/-2mDatjO3dY?si=Rr91ZA-dAeyujN-GThere's also in H3 podcast where he doesn't really mention what is it about
>>732298018He's celebrity rich, not movie studio rich. He did a ton of the stuff himself with a relatively small crew and almost no extra cast to keep costs down. Return to Silent Hill by contrast cost like tens times more to make and looks worse and is bombing at the box office. It's only been picked up by maybe half the theaters as Iron Lung.
>>732297648>sell me on the gameits fucking shit, It’s not even worth your time. i'd recommend just watching a video of it.
>>732296909>older millennial So a guy in his 30s? I’m 34 but there are definitely trend-chasing cretins of my generation who encourage bizarre shit that does little to help young people’s already miserable grasp of the English language. Is there really any use in turning the word “rotator” into an abstraction that implies the viewer is literally spinning it around in their head to see it from all angles? Lmao. It’s just so fucking tacky. SURELY there is a better way to phrase this concept. Eggheads who write textbooks have better creative thinking than clowns like this.
>>732298262Sure, but unlike those movie studios he has a big audience already there to market to, and has every other youtube basically advertising his movie for free to their audiences. Not the same, these youtubers make so much money I just can't act like this is some indie success of some guy doing a passion project with a shoe string budget
>>732297648I thought it was really cool. What really makes it impressive is how atmospheric it is despite the extremely minimalistic mechanics. Drives home how important sound design is for a game.
>>732298657Indie doesn't mean shoe-string budget though, he built his own audience over years, he self-distributed it.What you want is a student film, of which there are many.
>>732276994saw it last nighti thought he was competent, not the best actor i've ever seen but far from the worst
>people sperging about open ending when the real problem is the hack premiseI absolutely hate any movie/book/game whatever that doesn't properly explain what happened, anything that has humanity suddenly wiped out without actually explaining why is garbage
>>732252773Probably not. It likely only did temporary damage to the creature.Though I still respect the guy going out swinging.
>>732298262The funny thing too is that Iron Lung was originally only slotted for around 1000 theaters in the US and now it has a full wide release of over 3000 theaters. I saw it in a small college town in Texas that usually only has mainstream movies in it.
>>732298657Sure it’s not the same thing, but it’s still pretty impressive nonetheless. No one expects one guy with little industry experience to be able to make something competent. I mean the expectations are usually pretty low even with someone who has that kind of resource advantage. He could have shit out something extremely mediocre and probably still gotten away with it, but he didn’t. He was in over his head and didn’t cut corners, which is extremely based. I don’t care how much money he had to work with—he clearly didn’t spare any expense in making sure the movie didn’t ruin his reputation and met his *own* standards.
>>732298817https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraftian_horror
>>732298990>only has mainstreamMarkiplier is mainstream nigga
>>732298518>>older millennial>So a guy in his 30s?I'm the youngest possible millennial and I turn 30 this year.
>>732298759>What you want is a student filmAnd those are usually awful.
>>732299159>mfw Natalie Portman is a millennial
>>732298657Studios tend to spend half again as much on promotion as they do on making the movie itself. It's become a problem as movie-making costs are skyrocketing to such an extent it's almost impossible to make a profit, especially with streaming eating into theatre revenues. I didn't see anyone talking about this movie until after it came out. He only did a couple trailers and only promoted it on his own channel
>>732255714You have to be 18 or older to post here.
>>732284531>17Ah yes, because 13+ is pre-pubertyEven you can't use the correct definition
>>732299441>13 bro you wouldnt be able to sleep at night if you knew how early it starts these daysthats the real horror story
>>732263372Nah. Non-gamer Work friend of mine who can actually understand things said to him (unlike /v/) went to it and said that It was pretty good, and felt a little like the Original Alien.
>>732265052Maybe you express yourself in hopes people will consider you clever. Not everyone thinks or acts that way.
>>732299676Based
>>732299676So a normgroid liked it? Lol, fuck off retard
>>732255874If this isn't bait I sincerely hope you don't base your opinion on media by proxy of what other people think or tell you to think.Just because some stranger on the internet tells you they don't like e-celebs doesn't mean you have to warp your whole mind and life to appeal to that person you don't even know.
>>732283474I swear there was one scene (Around the time he first uses the computer) where the classic anglerfish design appears on the camera.
>>732278485Intentional or ironic I wonder.Trying to silence it is having the Streisand effect. I wouldn't even know about this if it wasn't trying to be swept under the rug.
>>732299967Normgroids are the one getting filtered by it. They think it's 'slow' and 'boring'.
>>732254752They just need their medicine
>>732255465I'd like to see an adaptation of The Cat Lady
>>732256524Hollywood loves indie horror movies anon. Paranormal Activity is one of the most successful franchises of all time and the original was an indie movie made for 15,000 bucks
>>732299967To be fair, he's an old fuck like me, so his brain hasn't been destroyed in his formative years by exposure to short-form content.
>>732276994His acting is ok. The biggest problem is the movie should've been 1.5 hours not 2
>>732300759This. First act is way too long. Second act is kino.
>>732277936Indie horror movies have always been a way to make money without getting involved with the studios, look at Blair Witch or Paranormal Activity. Iron Lung looks like a middling to good success. He'll definitely be able to get investors for a new movie with the current returns
>>732298239Huh, two brothers who are the top of their fields. Pretty impressive
>>732301016He has no reason to. He is already extremely wealthy.
>>732293697I can only describe it with a preddit word unfortunately. Eldritch. Its like we've just gotten so complacent in cohabitation with monsters the monsters are now making movies just for monsters.
>>732301081Yeah, but I imagine he's going to make another movie for the same reason he made this one. Because he wants to
>>732251653Fpbp. I went to see FNAF because it was the first big name videogame movie out in a while and was simple and clean. I don't hate Markiplier but any big normie content creator that obviously is not down with White pride is a faggot.
>>732283560Disagree.I've never watched Mark's videos.Only reason I went to go watch the movie is because I liked Edge of Sleep and ended up enjoying Iron Lung a lot.
>>732303072What is Edge of Sleep about?
>>732293004The dev likes him, there were Markiplier references in his previous games and he would comment under YouTube playthroughs of various let's players back then
>>732251568The Drinker said is good, so I guess it's good.
>>732303383Az hasn't seen it, but he says he's motivated now by all the word of mouth to go see it. He also says he has no desire to go see Return to Silent Hill despite being a SH fan.
>>732303130Here you go. "After a night shift, a watchman discovers that everyone who slept the night before has died. He teams up with survivors to uncover the secret before falling asleep."
>>732303130>>732303978I should just have linked this.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14527626/It's got some cool imagery.
>game where you die no matter what you do>Markiplier makes a movie that he kills the monsterwhat a power trip, more like gaymultipleyer
>>732281458>stream that lung, if you're so great
>>732251568doubt its as good as the sonic OVA you can watch on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9PEeKE56Uk
>>732304269Bait or retarded?
>>732251568
>>732281687It does. When I watched it it kind of made me think of the ship scenes in The Matrix. Good set and costume design, good effects. It's a very good looking movie overall.
>Sucked up Jewllywood clique for years for his shitty horror movie to be made>Mogged by let's play youtuber who funded his own movie with his own moneyKekarooo
>>732306946Is it bad that I have no idea who this is?
>>732290620And they're both sincere SOULkino.
>>732307267Megalopolis is sincere but slop, Iron Lung is sincere and kino.
>>732252192Expressionism and its consequences has been a disaster for modern art
>>732264517>although I wouldn't really know how you'd go about even doing thatSimple, have the movie feel like your standard survival/slasher horror movie and near the end when she meets the witch, have the chase sequence be filmed with a bunch of quick jump cuts and angles that hide her face and then she escapes and meets her father. He points the gun at the witch and then the camera zooms upward and you just hear a gunshot. Roll credits, make people think the movie is done. Post credits scene is an extra 10 minutes revealing all the events that happened, replaying the scenes from her perspective and filling in all the blanks
>>732306946He only has 2 million subs. Markiplier has like 35 million. Markiplier unironically has a huge built in fanbase
>>732306946Markiplier is astronomically more popular, and cultivated a young fanbase during their childhood while leads to a far more loyal fanbase as well. Stuckman is basically a King Nobody, a lot of followers but no inbuilt ardent loyalty
>>732254857Wait until you find out that Harrison Ford and Micheal Caine aren't their actual names.
>>732312435Ford uses his real name though some talent exec tried to get him to change it
>>732312229He's from the same era as Pewdiepie difference being he didn't say the nigger word on a live broadcast. Night Media would've like you to think Dog-Shocker, Mr Hoyt and Beastie Boy were always the biggest dogs on the block. When you've had the last 15 years to cultivate an audience that was effectively ignored by boomer media you can go on to make a decent cult of personality from it. Providing you don't cuck out with stupid shit like fucking around or outright scamming.
>>732312229Stuckman also has the personality of cardboard. Particularly since he stopped doing negative reviews because he was horrified of burning bridges as he tries to make the jump into the film industry.
>>732312653>Particularly since he stopped doing negative reviews because he was horrified of burning bridges as he tries to make the jump into the film industry.What's stopping him from skipping on the Jewish rituals to make his own company? Neil Breen proves that you can make it big on a shoestring budget and plenty of laptops to spare.
>>732252617Max Payne was a good movie.
>>732312770Because he's as incompetent as he is boring.
>>732251653He finds his own 'jak funny so it's okay
>>732251568Any new wojaks from this?
>>732251568where do you torrent it or watch for free
>>732251568This is the only Iron Lung I'm aware of.
>>732316109Based algo surfer
>>732316109Based
>>732251653he broke new ground!
>>732280308>>732277428You guys misunderstood me. He doesn't get off the hook for what he did, not at all.He dies a horrific death underwater for his actions, but at the very end he makes an effort to salvage hope for humanity, and dies in an act of heroism.
>>732318853Sovl
>>732318853>The forbidden original breast reduction.
>>732256262The blood ocean exists but it is also a metaphorical mirror into the protagonist's descent into madness (literally and figuratively)
>>732251653FpbpI hate that soifacing faggot
>>732285658That's not at all what happened.
>Zoomers who grew up watching this faggot are unironically defending his movie ittAh just another thing to add that is slowly killing this site.
>>732321535you lost unc
>>732321535What's wrong with the movie?
>>732321661It was made by someone I don't like
>>732321661If the Fnaf 1 and 2 critic vs audience review number disparity taught me anything its that zoomers will blindly worship any type of mainstream penetration the thing they grew up when it happens, see back then Gen Xers KNEW the Mario 1993 movie was dogshit, every one knew MK Annihilation sucked ass, no one went around and sucked the studio's cock or told people to buy tickets or anything like that. The ONLY Uwe Boll movie that got recognition was Postal, and well that's fucking Postal so its a given.
>>732251568So when will Markiplier adapt his brother's works into a movie?
>>732321982>still doesn't explain what's wrong with the Iron Lung movieI guess this anon is right then >>732321740
>>732256579>make a movie about this news story I read on twitter last year!!!!You tourists need to get the fuck off this site already.
>>732260826>tiktok zoomer has a melty over having to pay attention to something for more than 30 secondspottery>>732311419That won't work. People leave the theater when credits roll.
>>732298018>>732293902>indie = independent>there are people so stupid they think it's no longer independent just because the independent production team has money
>>732322280You are clearly too stupid (as expected of your generation) and didn't have the attention span to read into my post as to "what's wrong with the Iron Lung movie" so I will tell you what's wrong with the movie in a single image. Yes, I will trust the critics more than a glazing dogpile of zoomers in this case.
I liked the movie, but it wasn't perfect. Reduce the runtime by 30 minutes and it would've been kino.Oh well, time to post on /tv/
>>732322313Sir you are in a thread about an e-celeb beloved among zoomers trying to expand his career beyond pretending to be scared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0H5Uh3DGRw/ourguy/ the one and only based god chad movie reviewer said it's K I N O and GOATED and MOGS every other YouTuber film.... My guys.... I'm hype af to watch it now yall.
>>732323205And that's still more worthwhile a movie idea than "broooo remember that twitter post about the sub imploding?!?!?! XD".
>>732287202>Christophe Gans>Hollywoodfuck he wishes.
>>732323302Drinker told me Fallout wasn't a piece of shit. I'll wait for his sidekick Mauler to tell me if it's good or not.
>>732281458So he is the main actor too?? what the fuck?
>>732323302BASED
>>732281458Hmm, naruhodo.
>>732251568I watched it. It's ok but I really should have played the game first. I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of context.
>>732323152>STILL doesn't actually say what he didn't like about it, just deflects to the opinions of critics
>>732323152>Citing Rotten Tomatoes as proof that a movie is bad/v/ has reached a new low.
>>732323909Both the game and the movie drop you into an incredibly ambiguous setting where no one in-universe has any fucking idea what happened and is desperately trying to make sense of an impossibly grim situation.Both give very little in-depth context as is typical with "cosmic horror" so you're not really missing any context at all.
>>732298518It's a fucking meme you perpetually asshurt retard
