Predict the plot
>>732251763Stop Ganondorf.
>>732251763What are the chances this movie has a graphic scene where Zelda gets kidnapped and raped by Ganon?
Link saves the princess
Zelda gets kidnapped, Link gets the Master Sword and defeats Ganondorf.
>>>/tv/ is that way
Zelda girlbosses Link around and they work together to defeat Ganon.
>>732251763demise reincarnates for (i already lost the count) time, and the current iterations of Link and Zelda must stop it
>>732251763Link defeats Ganondorf. Zelda sits on my face. The end.
a young boy saves the world
>>732251763A boy falls in love with a girl
>>732251763Ganon kidnaps Zelda.Link defeats Ganon and saves her.
>>732252029Several games have had Link and Zelda fight the final boss side by side.
>>732251763As soon as we get more footage of Impa, I'm drawing porn Impa has been there from the start and I'm tired of her being underrated
>>732251763Not really related, but your post spurred me to warn people who might be on a fantasy bender to avoid Ridley Scott's Legend. It is unbelievable how a movie with such incredible cinematography can be so terrible and it is even more unbelievable that it didn't destroy Tom Cruise's career.
Zelda will be trans and Ganon will be a Nazi
>>732251763link getting bred
>>732251763I sniff her and link tries to stop me but then we sniff her together
>>732251763Link goes to save Zelda but at the end when Link is weakened in the final battle Zelda ends up saving herself and also rescuing Link
Crazy how IGN did it better as a joke almost 20 years agohttps://youtu.be/HBCzkz3gHb8
>>732251763Ganondorf, played by a swarthy European actor, obtains the triforce of power and launches an assault on Hyrule with an army of the usual Zelda enemies, that are unfortunately designed after their appearance in breath of the wild. The Gerudo, which are now just diverse group of women of different races that don't share common visual traits, stop following Ganondorf early on. Zelda sets off on an adventure to put a stop to Ganondorf's evil plans with her goofy sidekick Link.
>>732251763Link says "Well excuse me, princess."
>>732251972>Zelda gets kidnappedDo you not see the picture they released, and more importantly, have you not seen the Mario movie? 0 chance she's getting kidnapped aside from maybe briefly towards the end. All signs point towards her being a girlboss.
>>732252518Difference is she will be fighting alongside Link the entire movie this time. Peach is way more of a damsel character than Zelda and look what happened in the Mario movie.
>>732251763Link fucks royal pussy
>>732253651Crazy in retrospect how high the production values were for an April fools video. That's some solid CGI, better than shit you see in TV shows now, let alone 2008.
an ancient evil awakens
After the first movie has concluded with either botw or oot because of course it will, what game should the second movie follow?
>>732251960Not in modern cinema she wont. Zelda will not get sidelined and she will have a scene where she saves a clumsy Link from carelessy triggering some kind of indiana jones-ass wall arrow trap or something in a dungeon. And the actress will probably say something during her press tour along the lines of "y'know, I grew up playing the zelda games and zeldas never in them- people joke and call link zelda because thats the name of the game and we were like, yeah she's the real main character so we really wanted to just show that shes strong ans smart and she's not just some princess that needs to be rescued at the end of the game, she's the main character". Screencap this and wait
zelda was always bad
>>732251763no damesell in distress Zelda = no watchskip just like girlboss Peach
Link, he come to town
>>732251763They're making a Zelda movie?>>732253778They made a Mario movie?
>>732251763Link and Ganon have gay sex
They travel through a bunch of references then fight Ganon. The end.
>>732251763link eats bowser big bean burrito
>>732260678Come to save, the princess Zelda
>>732251763Link and Zelda time travels to 21st century human world to find and defeat Ganon.
>>732251763link gets kidnapped, zelda saves link in the descriptiondon't forget to like amd subscribe
>>732253651>Did it better >Michael Jackson ass looking LinkLol, okay dude.
>>732252625director's cut is better
>>732252625>he only watched the theatrical cut
>>732251763it better be set in the Tolemac region
>>732251763movie will flop because link doesn't work as a character unless he's mute
>>732251763Link fucking Epoona's Poonut for 2 hours straight while Zelda watches from cuckchair(throne)
>Zelda saves herself >Zelda saves Link>Link is a incompetent idiot for 98% of the movie>still beats Ganon in the end because the ending is the only part of this slop Nintendo would bother to write I guess the Gorons will be as annoying as the Kongs were in Mario and I dont even want to imagine how fucked the writing for Gerudo will be, you can forget them liking men thats for a fact
>>732251763Some gay shit
