>enter match>hear a woman (female) talking in VC>instantly know I'm about to have fun
>>732259574>big feetThat's a boy isn't it
>>732259574>cute feetThat's a girl isn't it
>>732259653You trying to contradict me smart ass? That ginger has a wang.
>hear a woman (female) talking in VC
>>732259703you wish fagboy
>>732259574>enter match>hear a woman (female) talking in VC>instantly know I'm about to lose MMR / elo / winstreakFixed it for you.
>hear woman>press mute
>>732259758I do wish but that's not the point, the point is that ain't no girl.
>>732259793>penis projection
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>>732259939to be fair, who wants to look at men?
>>732259836>>penis projectionthe most powerful spell in all of anime...
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>>732259939Where the edit that includes /v/?
>>732259574>enter match>hear female voice in VC>know she'll go 0-7 and we'll lose the game
>enter match with a friend>female voice on our team>friend changes his personality and immediately starts trying to impress her
>>732260951men have so few viable avenues for meeting women these days that they unironically think they can score through vidya
>>732260336Who wants to look at women when you're shown an object?Obscuring an object with another object is fucking stupid, just show me the thing you want to show me
>>732259574>Enter match.>Hear femoid ta->HAMMER MUTE BUTTON INSTANTLY!!!>Gaming fun and peace of mind restored.Bitch go to some porn site voicechat. I don't play video games to fap.
>>732261075men who aren't homosexuals like yourself
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>>732261042i have dated women i met through video games several times, but i'm also not an incel so your personal mileage may vary on that endeavor
>>732259574>woman joins the VC>that guy who was quiet suddenly wont shut up and keeps trying way to hard to be funny
>>732261373you're not being a good friend if you let your homies become an embarrassment like that, part of the utility of a friend group is much needed corrective taunting when a bro is being a fag
>>732259574>enter match>hear a woman (female) talking in team chat>instantly know I'm about to lose
>>732260401PENISU PRORECSHION!
>>732259574>have an exceptionally deep calm voice>enter a match>greet your team in VC>receive glazing for my voiceI guess positive attention is nice but sometimes I wish for regular chatter without anyone acting surprised or getting turned on.
>>732259574>Hear "woman">Automatically assume it's a troon/some fag with a voice filter>>732261738My voice comes across as so deep that the last two times I used VC my teammates started laughing because they thought I was faking it
>>732261042Simping in online vidya existed since the beginning.
>>732261738>tfw never smoked in my life and I sound like I've been on a 2 pack a day diet for 30 years
>>732261352>i have dated women
>>732261828>they thought I was faking itKek I know that feel.>"dude stop forcing your voice">"dude just talk normal">>732261875You should sing Serge Gainsbourg songs
>>732261352>your personal mileage may vary on that endeavorspoken like a guy who gets a lot of pussyoh wait 'dated' lol you mean sent them money
>>732261179Holy based
>>732261229>hmm yes I do like to look at women, all sorts of women, I love women, women are my life, they need to be in the way constantly because they're so nice to look at, I'm a high t alpha male browsing 4chan and play video games and not just a simp manletI'm sorry that you were born an empty shell of a human
