WHEN YOU'RE AROUND IT'S ALREADY ALL RIGHTALREADY ALL RIGHT LIKE A RADIOIM TUNING INTO YOUYOU'RE TURNING ME ON
>>732264397i wish i felt a life like this...
Cuddles with Mandy!
>>732264397streaked
game is alright but i dont get the hype at allyoure batman and there are like three women throwing themselves at you
>>732265004I feel like I'm okay and then another comfy friend simulator / found family or whatever fucking ruins me
>>732265361A game where you play a white man that's wanted by a hot blonde and a criminal snarky girl you get to fix? Can't imagine why it's popular.
>youre batman and there are like three women throwing themselves at youuhh kino???
>>732265361>>732265456It's not a game. It's Telltale garbage.
>>732265361I thought the game was going to end with him turning the mechsuit into a C&C platform he coordinates the team from, realizing he's better at doing that than using it to scrap. I mean he could still fight a bit but he fucking bankrupted himself repairing that shit and also jobs.
>>732265491I'm gonna direct my autism at youToo many people think they're critiquing this game by saying it's not interactive enough or the choices dont matter enough or it should have been longer or it should have been this or that. This only a valid critique from a price standpoint but most of the time when people say stuff like this they never mention the price. They're talking about what they "deserve." You don't deserve anything. I think I've seen thumbnails for youtube videos by game "reviewers" who literally title something along those lines.You have to engage with what a work is, not what it could or should have been according to you. This applies to any piece of art / music / book / tv show / movie or game. For some reason you only really find this attitude in the lowest common denominator mediums: games and mediaYou dont listen to a good 3 minute song and critique it by saying it's not an opera. Dispatch is just a good song
>>732265456>hot blondeShe's actually a brunette.And she's a sweetheart.
>>732266056And completely boring, she's just too stale and safe. I like Courtney's personality better.
>>732265361>you're a fascist and live a virgin power fantasyI get the hype, specially here.
>>732266152when courtney took a photo of her name on the updated leaderboard it was over for mehow does mandy endear herself to you before you actually romance her? she's just throwing her ass in your face
>>732264397I still can't believe that a white girl pop song has made it onto my playlist and has been played at least once every day for the past three months. I like to sing it out of tune when I'm drunk.
>>732266523She spent entirety of episode 1 endearing herself to you.
>>732266631based and same but I only played the game recently. I was really put off months ago when they were pushing the cast of youtubers as a selling point.I dont know if me just really liking the game and the song being attached to a great scene in it (especially how they synced visi grabbing robert to get him to dance with the music) is affecting how much I like the song
Mandy is nice and sweet but lacking in personality, we don't learn much about her, meanwhile Courtney has clearly defined characteristics, humor, interests. We get to know what music she listens to, what movies she enjoys, even what candy she likes. Plus her banter and will-they-won't-they relationship with Rob is much more interesting from a story perspective than the sudden and tension-free relationship with Blazer. I don't know how AdHoc even expected me to have a dilemma.
>>732267035maybe to you lmaoliterally just felt like banter with a friend the entire time. at best a one night stand. nothing that happened at the bar or billboard is 1/10th as endearing or special as that leaderboard scene. it's something you cant force. you dont fall in love with someone because they said something. it's seeing them do something or just be that does it
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>>732267165when this game was coming out were anons making proper webms in threads?I've never seen them in recent dispatch threads
>>732269112Many webms were posted on /vg/ weeks after the release
> /v/: ugh i hate milennial writing and women with nose ring> also /v/: OMGGG THIS GAME IS FULL OF DIARRHEA AND HANDJOB JOKES?!?! HHAAHHAA IT'S SO DAMN KEWL OHHH AND I CAN HAVE A FICTIONAL UGLY MUTT GIRLFRINED IN IT?!? YASSSSStraight men were a mistake.
>>732266152>I like Courtney's personality better.What's Courtney personality? Talking about sex and diarrhea 24/7?Just say you're a lonely incel in love with a fictional mutt and move on. The characters in this game have no personality other than prominent or celebrity voice actors.
>>732267313For me it was the opposite. The billboard scene felt insanely manipulative for me. In general, the more the game tried to make me like Invisigal, the more I didn't care for her.Like, she's an absolute shithead, but the game REALLY goes out of its way to force you to like her, to the point it starts being annoying.
>>732266631Happens when you're a lonely incel and the only romantic connection you've had in your life is with a fictional videogame character.
>>732266364Holy Portland reddit
>the faggot is back with his bitchinglol, lmao
>>732270225She's just Chloe from Life is strange. An unlikable writer's pet shoved in your face with a woke agenda pushed behind the character and a celebrity voice actress.
Tomboys are a miracle.
>>732265972Not because the game give you a fictional girlfriend it's good anon, you having nobody in your life is your fault.If someone is shilled a GAME, then the very least the developers of said GAME could provide is an actual GAME. Not a visual novel in which choices matter less than Telltale.Might as well make it a tv show, but i guess that way incels like you wouldn't be able to self insert as suicidal ugly Robert.
>>732264397If they upgrade anything for the potential sequel, I hope that there are more specialized scenes based on how well you do during actual dispatches or what heroes you specifically use and upgrade the most.Let me give my team's strongest an office pizza party or something.
>>732270548If you like mutt ugly tomboys why don't you date one in real life? :)
stopped playing when they kept shoving penis in my face. Happy for you gaymers though
>>732270195I'm a lonely incel in love with a fictional mutt. Still better than real women.
>>732270548literally yuckcan you tell the shitty ai to at least remove the cattle ring?
>>732264397>>732265361>>732266631>>732270116>be retarded leftist whore covered in tattoos and a generic ugly liberal dyed pixie haircut working minimum wage in starbucks>suddenly luck out and get millions of followers and become famous when a random videogame decides to use your generic white girl song for one sceneWas it deserved /v/?
>>732270702I still thing The Little Light was a much cuter song.
>>732270563>Not because the game give you a fictional girlfriend it's good anonShut up ESL. Be quiet for several years.
>>732270668>Still better than real women.Is that what you tell yourself to cope with the fact no real woman wants you and your only display of heterosexuality is masturbating to fictional videogame characters?
>>732270820I'm truly sorry women don't want you. Stop using vidya to cope, incel.
>>732270887I don't know who you think you're fooling with this projecting.
>>732269881there was a general? damn that sucks. I hate being late to games
>>732270837There are no snarky criminal tomboys in real life you get to fix by being nice of them, which is boring.
For me, it's Prism x Waterboy.
>>732270927> REEE YOU'RE PROJECTING> /v/ incels: She's my waifuuuu i only play the game for heeerrr the only thing i care about in dispatch is my fictional mutt girlfrieeendlmaoYou guys don't hide at all you use videogames to vicariuosly experience love.It's pathetic and no wonder you guys have such high suicide rates.
>>732264397Still superior song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24>>732265361>game is alright but i dont get the hype at allGreat animation instead of homemade (TellTale) or shitty prose (VN).Nice choice of music.Well writtent characters.Deconstruction of the deconstruction, which is actually feels a bit refreshing for such stale genre as capeshit.
>>732270936There still is surprisingly. We're saying that it's over and that the next thread will be the last one since like a month.
>>732271018>>732270837Can you get the fuck out of my thread esl and take your discord filipinos with you. The thread was comfy and then all at once it became shit
>>732271084kino. I wont go there though, it's still too late. for me the game is fresh but you're all jaded and already had every conversation possible 50 times
>>732271060>Well writtent characters.LMAO.Just say you're a lonely porn addict and move on dude. Characters have no personality other than farting, talking about diarrhea and handjobs.
>>732271018>You guys don't hide at all you use videogames to vicariuosly experience love.Yes, and? You're on fucking 4chan, you think that anyone's offended by being called a virgin/incel? Do you seriously think that?
>>732271126> reee this was supposed to be my incel safe spaceKill yourself already
>>732271234just ignore him retard
>>732270479Good! I fucking love when video games are woke, because I am woke too!
>>732270997Do they even interact? I cant recall
>telltale "game"
>>732271234>Do you seriously think that?Considering you guys whine about the straight male lonliness epidemic and looking at your suicide rates, yes.This thread alone is full of losers trying to hide the only reason they like the game is that it's a porn dating sim. You guys trying to pretend a game with Alana Pearce as a voice actress is good just because you masturbated to some ugly mutt "pegger" porn scene.
>>732271060>Deconstruction of the deconstructionIt's called reconstruction, you primitive.
>>732271231Stop projecting
>>732271352They don't. It's just that incel white males are angry black men keep fucking black women, so their "revenge" is to ship white skinny ugly losers like Waterboy with a black woman, some sort of "HA! NOW WE'RE TAKING YOUR WOMEN, STUPID BLACK MAN!!!".It's nothing but sad cope, porn addiction and a display of how powerless they are in real life.
>>732271414> He's trying to deny 99% of the game is just saying shit, fuck, diarrhea, handjobs, orgyOh nononono HAHAHAHAYou guys didn't even play it did you? You just masturbated to porn of the game or watched some video of Invisigal romance?
>>732265791So the Cars 3 ending
>>732271273>>732271365You know I was with you but you clearly seem far more mentally ill and unhinged than the so called incels who love this slop. Its bad art and its clearly meant to pander rather than to make any sort of artistic statement, which is not to be confused with a moral, but the problem is that youre using its mediocrity to attack the people that like it, rather than the game itself. You have a completely retarded mental investment in fighting the "incels" and youre dressing this obvious pathology in game critique. Youre the kind of retard who'll spend a significant portion of your life energy and time arguing online and tell people youre normal and they need to touch grass. No man. Youre the freak. You've always been the freak and you hang around here because anonymity ensures you can have you psychotic episodes without future stigma or consequences. Fucking schitzo.
>>732271717You're angry.I won.
>>732271393I wouldn't call it reconstruction becuase Dispatch isn't following BTAS or STAS steps either.
>>732271717You're just talking to an incel asian trying to derail a thread retard
>>732271359Even LESS of a game than other Telltale titles, there are no game over penalties for avoiding QTEs or dismissing the dispatch segments. It's even priced higher than other Telltale shit despite having a shorter runtime.
>>732270702All she needs is a White man to fix her.It happened to the die cis scum girl.
>>732271969>It's even priced higher than other Telltale shitOf course it is, the entire cast consists of /v/tubers. People obsessed with vtubers have literally no personality and are terminally online so i don't know why people are surprised the game was shilled non stop. Do you think moistcritcal fans have a life? They are gonna spend all day in reddit and 4chan shilling the game.
seeing faggots seethe about dispatch is always a pleasure.
> Straight men when they go to sleep and realize their fictional mutt poorly written girlfriend is not real and when they join the straight male suicide statistic Courtney won't attend their funeral
>>732270608I did attempt to date a brown tomboy with muscles. Didn't work out but we're still friends
>>732265361It's not a game, it's an animated show with button prompts. Nigger.
>>732272465>Feel like killing yourself? You should!>t. dogtor :DDDD
>>732271717That guy's a schizo but you're huffing farts.I just like romance in my shit.Anna was fucking CUTE in Metro Exodus>>732272527>Tfw the cute sweet Muslim princess incestbaby has a crazy Muslim familyShit sucks mane. She begged me not to leave.
>>732272465I don't imagine any fictional character as my girlfriend, I don't jerk off to them, and I don't feel suicidal because they are not real. I just enjoy a romantic story and the characters involved in it. You truly are projecting if you think that's why we're here.
>>732272717>I just like romance in my shit.I have never seen someone who has a girlfriend on wife in real life say such stupid shitIt's funny how the only people who like romance and porn in their games is always sexless lonely losers.
>>732272789That's because you're brown anon.
>>732272717>AI sloppaYep this poster is alt-right
>>732272719There isn't a single person who enjoys turning games into dating sims who isn't a lonely suicidal incel. Normal men when resorting to fantasy and fiction do it to kill dragons, do magic, kill aliens in space, kill demons, etc.You, while claiming you're not a lonely suicidal incel, use fantasy to pretend you have a fictional girlfriend and experience a love story. Lmao.
Not video games
>>732272789>I have never seen someone who has a girlfriend on wife in real life say such stupid shitmay be you should stop talking with gay people exclusively
>>732272827Make cute AI images of your gf anonBitches love 'em
>>732272879Can you show me a single married straight man who plays dating sims like dispatch?What type of man who has love in real life needs to resort to dating sim porn visual novels?I'm sorry if the truth hurts you. But normal men don't have to play visual novels to experience what having love is. And there's a reason there's a straight male lonliness epidemic right now and your suicide rates keep going up.
>>732265972>>You have to engage with what a work iswhat it is is a shitty dating sim with no redeeming qualities
>>732272853>The brownoid is unable to experience media without self-insertingThis explains so much.
>>732272957>Can you show me a single married straight man who plays dating sims like dispatch?me, i loved Dispatchthere's nothing wrong with liking romance stories. i don't project onto robert nor see its romance as a simulation.
>>732265361You Were batman. Now you're basically Norman from Accounting.
>>732272957You know you're a terrible parent when you can't seem to figure out why your kid did what they did.
>>732273076You're not married anon. Why would you lie on the internet? I do find it funny though even in your imagination while having an imginary wife you still feel so unfulfilled in that fantasy world of you you resort to dating sims LMAOThere has to be a name for the mental illness of being unable to be happy and loved even in one's head.
>>732272853I don't self-insert, I don't pretend that the in-game relationship happens to me. I simply enjoy romance stories in a way I enjoy other kinds of media, without fantasizing that I am the one who's fucking/killing dragons/doing magic. Same way I enjoy watching movies. For fucks sake is this really that hard to understand?
>>732272957>Can you show me a single married straight man who plays dating sims like dispatch?Okay
Horrible, horrible low quality thread
>>732266152Nah, Mandy's a fun corporate dork that's actually a real sweety.The real answer is the both girls are great and anyone that disagrees is a brown retard.
>>732270782I like listening to that song every now and again.But I'm a sucker for rock bottom and someone reaching out their hand stories.
>>732266523By being kind and supportive while also saving your skin from a bunch of goons, all while being kind of a dork.And besides the payoff for sticking with her is way better because he turns into a brunette (superior), has more romance moments despite being less story-relevant than Visi, and would literally kill everyone in the room if it meant saving you.
>>732275084I like them both but women with a bit of fire in them are my type, they do things to my dick.
>>732272957I think I know why he did it
The telltale game is immunized against all forms of player agency, don't press any buttons, ignore every job, antagonize every other character and it all runs off it like water off a duck's back.But be mean to visi and look how it recoils! Oh now you get the other ending!
>>732275945kek
>>732272789is this really how nonWhites exist?
>>732264397>dude what if we let violent unredeemed murderers randomly kill people as 'law enforcement'?>Congressional investigations? Bitch I'm not trying to make sense here
>>732274167Fun fact - every male in Critical Role picked Mandy instead of Visi, much to Laura's annoyance.
>>732277853Can you blame them
>>732278192Yes, I can. Courtney's just more fun and challenges Robert. Mandy just throws herself at him.
>>732278778why would you want a woman who's a project when you can get with the 10/10 who has mutual feelings for you
