Who's it gonna be, stardewbros?The safe options are Sandy and Clint, but I hope Ape is based and surprises us.
JAS!
Robin.
I need to cuck the mayor
>>732268507JASJASJASJASJASJAS
>>732268507Linus and Willy
>>732268507How about the dev actually adding substantial content and interactions for the existing marriageable npcs post marriage instead of this random crap? It's still barebone as fuck
>>732268507Robin and Caroline.
>>732268507Yeah it's probably just Sandy and Clint. I don't think he will introduce new characters, or a breakup/divorce side-quest for Marlon, Caroline or Robin (or rewrite them so they can become your long-lost childhood sweetheart).
Caroline, it's time.
>>732268507Fuck!All the mods fucked up again!
>>732268507Willy!
>>732269952kek this
>>732268647I would divorce Emily in a heartbeat for Marnie.My farmer needs a PAWG to sow his seeds into and Robin is already taken.
>people are genuinely excited for sloppy secondsGive me her.
>>732268507Caroline would be great but there’s no way it happens.
>>732268647This and Robin
Is it going to fix the issue on switch where co-op crashes super easily? My wife really wants to play with me but small hands and carpel tunnel make PC gaming a bit of a no-go
>>732270761Can't you use a controller?
>>732270903the xbone controller I got for her still hurts her hands. I guess I could look into trying to find a smaller one...
>>732271029get a thumb brace, have her wear it as much as possible during the day and all night. after 3 days she's fixed. kick yourself for not doing this years ago.
>>732268507I can't wait to see the Internet 180 on Clint the instant he's marriable. Suddenly he'll be cute instead of creepy.>All these anons who want to be homewreckersDamaged. I'm shocked none of you have mentioned Jodi yet. >>732270016This would be acceptable. I think he's married to the ocean though.
>>732270761how fat are these otherwise tiny handsbe honest
post caroline lewds, she will be option for sure
>>732271203Lewis treats Marnie like shit, I'm pretty sure if he introduced a story where you take her away and make her a happily married housewife most of the fans would approve.
>>732268507He was in the Epstein files so he'll probably make two recolors of Jas.
>>732271203>I'm shocked none of you have mentioned Jodi yet.Pierre is a dick, Demetrius is obnoxious (and also black), Lewis denies Marnie's attempts to make things official so is really doing her dirty.But Kent's a bro. I'm not going to fuck him over like that.
>>732270761Can't you just use Switch controllers on PC? From what I remember you just pair them via BT and that's it.
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>>732270383I thought she was Penny for the longest time>An unnamed ginger who is never seen in the town or even getting on or off the busWhere does she sleep?
>>732271876Jodi nudes.
>>732271876The secret is that your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post
>>732269831Gonna marry Clint and Emily.ñ at the same time.
>>732271162Really? I will give it a shot>>732271247Not very, shes 128lbs>>732271620...I feel retarded for not thinking of this.
>>732272006Bro
>>732272230I have no brothers :)
>>732269952Fuck. Is there a way to prevent steam from updating it? With Skyrim I always went with the "Only update the game when I run it" because SKSE can be ran off of steam without it launching the game on steam, but I don't think SMAPI does the same thing.
>>732272006My Mom is already dead.
>>732272312You should be fine.
>>732271203>I think he's married to the ocean though.He is. Which means there's already a heart event right there ripe for the picking where he expresses his conflicting feelings and pull between the player and the sea. Real romance novel shit.
>>732268507I'm just going to mod in Rasmodia again next run I eventually do.
>>732268507WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE FACTORY?
>>732272835around the back
>>732271876How to make this ugly POS game fun
>>732272902Around the wh
>>732272006BASTARD!
Ladies.
>>732269831What mod to make the sprites and portraits not suck?
>>732268507Cashier from the supermarket and Clint
what if I just don't reply to that post and nothing happens, checkmate.
>>732277312I'll reply to YOUR post in hopes it protects us both.
He needs to add new achievements.
>>732269831He won't do shit. He primarily gave things to the fag that did expanded and expandeds writing is ass
>>732272006:(But you can't reply to yourself:)
>>732271926Shes an indentured servant owned by jojamart. She sleeps under the register.
>>732268507I wish it would be jodi
>>732277654>perfection in every save slot
>>732270383This! I want to help fellow wageslave and free her from this fate.
>>732272006NOT SO FAST FAGGOT
>>732268605>>732268668>>732271407do you really want this in your game?
>>732282328No, I want THAT one in my game.
>>732272006Goddammit
>>732269831>>732268507The real questions are>who's going to run the desert store when Sandy moves in with you? (mr qi)>Is Clint still gonna have crushing on Emily dialogue even when both of them are married to other players? (yes)
>>732271367That would be fine, Lewis has had plenty of time and needs to shit or get off the pot. It's wrong lead people on like that. That's not breaking up a marriage. >>732271471Kent sends you bombs in the mail if he likes you, think if what would happen if you cucked him while he was overseas. Those would be lit, and not like a party. >>732272598That's good shit anon. I really hope it's not Pam and Gus.
>>732268605oh thank god, I can go about my day with fpbp behind me
>>732282328I want to push her down into the sand and bloat her tiny womb so full the excess floods her ovaries and fertilizes all her eggs at once.
>>732276619opening the first page of Nexus's most popular mods you troglodyte moron boomer
