so what's the deal with alucard?
>>732279110its dracula but written backwards
>>732279110come on now, getting fucked in the ass doesn't feel anywhere near this good
>>732279243as a straight guy who experiments sometimes i can say that it does feel pretty good but you need some preparation
>>732279110crust status?
He was gay, Alucard?
Catching, not pitching?
>>732279110>POV you have massive titongas
SAARvania is not canon and will never be
>>732279110>My dead gay son who I love very much.>kill him
>>732279110>qt asian girl on your dick>qt asian boy princess in your assGod I Wish That Where Me
>>732279243Not to mention he was rapedYou just know a woman wrote that
>>732280295A woman writing gay vampires? Water is wet!
>>732279110Something something ritual.
>>732279584>straight guy>gets ass fucked
>>732279110He's got sugar in the tank.
>>732281447
>>732279110never played the game but I like this one a lothttps://youtu.be/U6hQhI3L-Ag
HE'S GAYHE'S POZZED
>>732279616>>732279738>>732281389IT'S JUST HIS MEDICATIONC'MON
>>732281965WOAH BUDDY
>>732280295He wanted the dick in his ass, just didn't want them to kill him
>>732280295He wasn't raped. The twins tried to kill him.
>>732281965>>732282082*LOUD BELL NOISES*
>>732279181Come on man, don't spoil stuff like that.Quick tip :You can use the ctrl+shift+w shortcut to spoiler your whole post without having to select the text.
>>732281389For 20 years I wished I was a woman. I compromised. You see where I'm going?
>>732279110Daddy and mommy issues.
>>732279110Netflixed
>>732279110Vampires are perverts, what more do you need to know?