https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/
Tf2 family share renters on suicidal watch
>Tfw just sold my extra copy of Poker Night for 20 keys
What's remaster about that? They didn't even bother to call it remaster
>>732285442I sold my copy of 2 for 50 keys right when the leak came out
>>732285249I PAID 500 DOLLARS FOR THE REVOLVERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mogged by the porn version
>>732285543I have good news.
>>732285442Those are worth 40+, retard
Looks like shit
Which lines are gonna be cut?
>>732285249Literally what's the point?
>>732285845Another remaster who fucks up the lightning to add to the pile
>>732285671Now they are worth that much, back when I traded my extra copy keys on third-party sites were going around for 50 bucks>>732285934TF2 items, pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXKhwb18MYswitch bros
>>732285845Heavy's lighting looks more accurate, but it's not worth everyone else's looking less.
>>732285934baldsville
>>732285934For the 5 people who are still on TF2 that aren't bots that want the Poker Night items.
>>732285996weird
>>7322859341. Poker night is kino2. It was removed from steam so it will be back3. We will learn the average /v/ermin can't even play poker
>>732285934testing the waters for 3?
So on the off chance they're going to make another one because of this, let's do the thing we do in every threadpoker night 3 roster, go
>>732286256Btw anyone posting the Stanley Parable narrator as the dealer is a faggot
>>732286114You really thought that you were witty with this
>>732286256Dr. Breen but it’s still his old VA just sentence mixed ytp style
>>732285596source me up bro
>>732286208There's no point in poker that isn't irl with other people, otherwise its just playing odds against essentially random computers
>>732286256g-man, dagoth ur, the joker, shadow the hedgehog
>>732286256BigbyChris RedfieldCharlie from Smiling FriendsPiglike
>>732285845Right looks so much better here. Both Strong Bad and HWG look much closer to their source material. Strong Bad is flatter, more vibrant and looks straight out of a flash animation. HWG appears to have much cleaner and sharper cell shading. Tycho looks a bit off however as it seems they added depth to him. The flatter version on the left looks more appropriate. Max looks mostly the same, but 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
>>732286336My dealer choice is Hand Unit from FNAF:SL.
>>732286475Poker Night actually solved it well by having actual characters with personalities, interactions, various banter and their own "playstyles"One thing this remaster promises is to polish the game up to the characters play better and more in accordance with their personalities which I'm curious about
>>732286256FlambaeBosco (original VA)/Grandpa StinkySniperCoach
>>732285249Poker Night 3 died for this. Fuck Gabe.
>people already spamming the steam discussions with steam point baitclown brainrot
>>732286256Hidden King as the dealerInfernus as the barkeepRich EvansGuybrush ThreepwoodSoldierRonnie
>>732285934>>7322852492 is also delisted, so that's definitely next. And if they sell well, they could do 3.
>>732287061>steam point bait
>>732287061They patched that
>>732287061>clownThey removed that
>>732285249But how many jokes will be removed because they're not appropriate for modern audiences?
>>732285249So if I have the original, and end up getting the remaster, does that mean I can get an extra copy of the Poker Night TF2 items?
>>732285596The what version now.
>>732287292Hopefully none considering they didn't pull that shit with Season 2 and 3 of the Sam & Max remasters.
>>732286256Bigsby Wolf, because that's the only thing Telltale is doing at the moment. But if they replace them with Adhoc, Phenomeman.Spy or Scout from TF2 set post the comic's ending.General Skun-ka'pe or Sam & Max playing at the same time.And, fuck it, why not, Pomni from Digital Circus. Glitch would allow it.
>>732287390but anon they did it with one joke in the first season don't you get it its all woke now
>>732285845at least they didn't update Bald's appearance to PA's nasty 2020s art style.
>>732287319iirc they are untradable so what would be the point?
>>732286256Deep Rock Galactic Mission Control as the dealer.
>>732287169Make it so Rich is done via live recording spliced together and I'm sold
>>732287292Can you even think of any that would? Or do you just performatively doompost to fit in?
>>732286256>implying valve can count to 3
>>732287491Can't think of any jokes when they didn't play the original.
>>732286256Wraith from Deadlock has gotta be in there. Doesn't even need to be a player, can just be the one running the joint.
>>732285249why not just... make a new one with up to date characters instead??
>>732286603>hand unit blurting out what a character's hand is and they have to fold immediately
>>732286256Sam FisherBaby cakes from China ILKane from C&CTracy Jordan with a special theme where you on his neighbour's roof
>>732287491Brock: Yeah, well that's the least of robot girl's secrets.Claptrap: We're not talking "Crying Games" secrets, are we?
>>732287169>Rich Evans>Guybrush>Soldier>RonnieYes please.
>>732287630Well the originals were delisted and had tons of TF2 promo items tied to them, so this lets players unlock those again.Also, my bet is they're testing the waters with this. I expect a 2 remaster not too long after.
>>732287601shes boring, character-wise. out of the current deadlock roster Id probably pick Doorman like the snarky guy
>>732287670>It seems like you were trying to raise.>I know what your hand is, and I will auto-correct this play for you.
>>732285249>Beat Brock in Poker Night 2 and won his knife.>Never ended up getting it in my TF2 inventory.I'll never forgive him.
>>732287760idgi
They should have added new characters people actually know instead of these unc ahh nobodies>sans undertale>spamton>jinx from arcane>kratos from god of warThere I just fixed your game
>>732288050film reference and tranny joke
>>732286562Max is using his remaster model, but his design is so simple it's hard to improve on it.Tycho looked like shit in the original and still looks like shit, but is still definately an improvement
>>732286256Abrams from DeadlockCarl of ATHFKokichi from Danganronpa V3Coupe from DispatchDealer should be the narrator from Bastion or Trazyn from Warhammer 40k
>>732287954>Using the key pad below, please type the first few letters of the bounty item you would prefer.>It seems you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will auto-correct it for you. Thank you for selecting:>Exotic Butters.
>>732288121Honestly Kratos would be a good pick.
>never played Team Fortress 2 (just not a shooter guy) but loved Poker Night 2 just for what it wasSo is this remaster a separate purchase to the original game? Or is the upgrade free? The upgrades seem nice but dunno if they're worth-spending-on nice.
>>732288492Realistically it'll be a separate purchase since it's been so long.
>>732288492Probably not a free upgrade if their other remasters are to go by. I do think the new visuals look nice but since I already have the TF2 items I'll wait to get it on sale.
>>732286489Who's the dealer
Remove Heavy or no buy.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>732288967
>>732288967Bazz
>>732285845wtf they do to tycho?
>>732288492The original game was delisted because of legal troubles when Telltale exploded, so I don't think it's possible to do an upgrade like that. It's technically a different studio than Telltale.That said, if it's anything like the Sam and Max remasters, it won't be more than 19.99 and it'll have the original game as DLC so the only real question is if you think this is worth 20 bucks. The other alternative is buying OG game keys from key sites or trader fags or just pirating it
>>732289243
waitis that the loss artist guy?
>>732289364i wish
Doesn't seem worth it if you're an oldGOD who has both games.
>>732289035Does the soul possess one of the players to dole out cards or does it float around the table flicking them at each player?
>wait>is that the loss artist guy?
>>732286256InvokerCarl from ATHF or ShakeZagreusKaiba
>>732285845just penis arcade guy
>>732286256Coach Z would be comedy gold
>>732287449Style points
Here's to hoping Poker Night 2 also gets brought back, but you're dealing with 2K, Warner Bros, and whoever owns Evil Dead.
>>732285845If you put a filter to look more like left then it's fixed. Except for the web comic guy.
>>732286256One of the Smiling Friends
>>732286256AngerfootThe NoiseThe DryadHelltakerDealer: Narinder
>>732289471Penny Arcade has been complete shit for years and is basically only known for PAX these days so it's no wonder why it never entered the zoomer zeitgeist while CAD only slipped by because of a meme.
>There is a timeline where Poker Night 3's AS rep was Rick SanchezWe dodged a bullet.
>I check
>>732289636It's never happening
>>732286256"the loss artist guy"noelle (girlz n gamez)dobson (blue bear form)katie tiedrichsweet bro AND hella jeff as dealers
>PS4 and SwitchWhy? The whole point is to get TF2 items.
>>732289636Apparently for the original release it was actually easy to get the licensor to go with it, and the only licensor to change were Warner Bros. since they got bought by Netflix and Evil Dead which is now just owned by a different company (minus Army of Darkness which is now owned by a separate different company.) Ash just seems like he'd be the only one to cause issues but just the legal paperwork kind.
>>732289928>implying it still won't happenAhahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>732285845Disagree, this is a ginormous upgrade
>>732290016Swap someone for Pizzacake to appeal to zoomers
>>732285845BALDSVILLE
>>732286256If one was announced tomorrow I could see it looking something like:Charlie from Smiling FriendsFlambae or Coupe from DispatchSomeone fitting from DeadlockPomni or Jax from Digital Circus
>game people only bought for tf2 itemswho cares, tf2 is fucking dead anyway and all the retards who cared about tf2 items back in the day moved on with their lives
>>732289636I was never a fan of this lineup. >Brock, who to be fair is probably the only good one here>Claptrap >Ash who's not Bruce Campbell>Sam isn't as compelling as Max and we didn't need another S&M repPN1's roster was infinitely more soulful had tons of chemistry with each other, even if Tycho was the smug bastard of the group.
>>732290528
>>732290164The Rick and Morty hype is dead and over. If an Adult Swim character made it in now, it'd probably be Psychicpebbles' character from Smiling Friends
Why?I played the original just to get TF2 items, what's the point of a remaster to such a simple game? It doesn't even look much different
>>732285996Honestly had no reason to care about a rerelease when I still have the original on Steam, but depending on price I would be tempted to grab it on Switch.
>>732285249>can finally complete my Demopan loadoutbros, its time>>732285845BALDSVILLE
>>732290613ash made no sense at all
>>732290629>doesn't have all achievementsCome on, lil bro. What are you stuck on?
>>732286256Murdoc, hellboy, coach oleander, lupinDealers: cave Johnson, Sam and max
>>732290742I reset them with SAM, I probably had all of them back in the day
>>732290781It never clicked before how perfect Murdoc would be for this game. The sleazy bastard would be great for the weird banter.
PANIC SELL YOUR POKER NIGHT ITEMS
>>732286459>>732287343spnati.net
>>732290640Doesn't matter. Out of touch execs will force it in anyways.
>>732290996they're literally untradeable you dipshit, they're worthless
so likehow do i actually play poker?
>>732290996Only the original vintage tradeable versions have any value and new, untradeable ones won't change that
>>732291264You got 2 cardsDealer shows 5 cardsyou win or lose depending on your hand, there's a list of the different types of hands you can get and which wins which
>>732291264Go all in when you have multiple pairs of cards.
>>732290914I could already imagine him being the first character you meet while wearing Reginald’s robe and hat
>>732290996this is actually only bad for the people that sell keys from this game or retards who buyed those keys
>>732291264It's like yatzy but with cards, basically.
>>732285249>>732285996>no xboxxbros...
>>732291264Aside from trying to form sets of cards that are better, the real meat of poker is lying about the strength of your hand by bluffing. As much as people say its a card game, its really a lying game that uses cards.Its hard to actually play poker digitally because it all boils down to numbers and probabilities without a way to actually look for tells in your opponent's bluffing strategy.
Odds that Valve makes existing items Vintage?
>>732291662>Valve doing anything Lmao lol even
>>732291662Last time they did that they made untradable items tradable (its the reason the self made lugermorphs were ever tradable)
>>732285249I want Strongbad’s game to be remastered or at least relisted. :/
>>732286256Charlie Kelly from Always sunnyCharlie Dompler from Smiling FriendsCarl from ATHFWallace from Wallace and Gromit
>>732285249Blessed.
>deleted my original set of poker night items as a kid for some unfathomable reasonUnironically pretty excited to be able to get them again. Heavy is my 2nd most played class and I wish still had my Iron Kurtain for a long time, will be fun to get to play with it again
why do people want the og poker night game? is it over TF2 hats??
>>732291852kid you was based, current you is a faggot
>>732285934money
>>732291906It's comfy.
>>73229185250/50 you can't even re-earn them
>>732285249If you like the game of poker, this game is fucking terrible.
>>732291852I did the same with my unusual scrap metal being an edgy teen. I still regret it.
>>732286256AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream as the dealer>but anon Harlan Ellison is deadDon't care, AI can replicate his voice almost perfectly and it would be pottery
>>732285845The lighting went from a sort if yellow glow that you'd expect from the game's setting to a generic flat white. Heavy and Strongbad look better sure, but it lost a lot of the warmth.
C'mon skunkape remaster this so I can get if offa GOG cuz I missed the last time.Now with seamless chapter switching and cheevos
>>732285249whats the point if there's no online muiltplayer? i want to play poker with other people online
>>732286256John FortniteSussy BakaSteve from MinecraftAbby from TLoU2
I played the one with brock samson. Game is overrated as fuck
I'll probably get this just because I love the originals. Other than the Bosco VA fiasco I thought they did really well with the Sam & Max remasters.
>>732292469The sequel has a terrible roster IMO. It's harder to master and not as easy to 100%. First one is winrar.
>>732286256Pickle Rick
>>732285249Why. The only reason anyone knows this shit is because it gives items for TF2. The gameplay was shit, any match where no TF2 item is bet is a waste of time and all the "funny" banter is absolutely atrocious.They must know this. So why?
>>732286256Hornet (hollow knight)Vyper post-redesign (deadlock)Kass (Out Of Placers)Flawless (tamers12345)
>>732292597Suck a dick, faggot
>>732292597I never played TF2. Funny poker game.
Does loss guy say a loss joke when he loses
>>732285845What are you talking about? Strong Bad's shading looks much, much better, and even though Tycho doesn't look like he did in the Penny Arcade comics of the time, he never did, and he certainly doesn't look worse than he did in the original release. His model and shading were definitely the shittiest of the four characters, so this is a step up. >>732285934They're probably remastering Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People next, and testing the waters so they can remaster Poker Night 2 Both of those have been in high demand ever since the original Telltale went under. I'm hoping Skunkape end up making at least one more Homestar game. Strong Bad looks too good for it to just be done with a rerelease of SCG4AP.
>>732285249Kino. Old one is still fine, but looks and sounds kinda crispy.
>>732292304I think Harlan Ellison would have actually done it. He had a good sense of humor about his work. That's why he played himself in Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. (That's the same show with the Nazi Jin-Roh robots that kill Velma's girlfriend named Hot Dog Water.)
>>732292818If they do Strong bad's game at LEAST let us switch between chapters easier instead of relaunching.
>>732286256hatsune mikusly coopernick from l4d2adam smasher
>>732293278not bad desu
>>732285934poker night is cool
>>732286256Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon as hostand four players too i guess?
>>732292351It's sort of sad that one of the easiest ways to play it is emulating it on Dolphin which is also the worst way to play it.
>>732293637Just use THAT GOG website. You choose the chapter before launching the game. It supports 4k widescreen, too. Still would buy a remaster tho
>>732293278You would need someone with serious writing chops and a near-obsession with the Sly games to handle him correctly, especially having him bounce off of Nick and Adam Smasher. If you could do it right, it would be incredible, but if he were a flanderized mess again like in Thieves in Time, it'd ruin the whole thing.
>>732293510Wayne June is dead, anon.
>>732293770Already own it but I've had friends complain.
You know Shounic predicted all of this
>>732293278replace sly with gex
>>732293965no
Hell yeah. Never played the first before. I have the second game on my other steam account that I never use. Wish I could swap games between accounts
>>732293982im going to do it anyways
>>732293956>You know, LED predicted all of this.>Who did what?>All these code snippets, the appids, the item schema.>Shounic. LED's the guy who does all the Hammer Editor logic videos.>Oh, right, Sonic.
>>732293965replace gex with travis
>>732285249what do I do with my OG PN1 and PN2 that I bought for $120
>>732293865About what? Didn't run or something?
>>732285249Is Tycho still going to play like a bitch?I don't know if they will manage to get 2 because it's right are more complicated, but I wonder if this could lead to a new game, it be nice
>>732285249SKUNKAPEGIVE US A VIDELECTRIX COLLECTION IN THE SBCG4AP REMASTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>732294486They're not piracy people so they were just complaining that they couldn't play it despite it being on the GOG site.
>>732289601Hell yeah
>>732294647I mean if you're saying emulating the wii version is better somehow, most people will pirate the wii copy to do so anyway, so....
>>732285845BALD
>>732285934>Actually Follows the Rules of Poker: The team stripped Poker Night’s original poker code down to parts, scraped the gunk away, and rebuilt it better than new. Poker Night at the Inventory now plays a far more accurate game of poker, and your opponents will make more informed decisions that better fit their play style and personality.Is the game going to be harder?I wonder if they will keep all the dialogues from the original
>>732285845Hopefully they can revamp how Tycho looks, but outside of him, I think it's mostly just improvements.Strong Bad now actually looks like Strong Bad.(though I will miss the wonky model used for SBCG4AP)
>>732285934Are you retarded?You literally cannot acquire Poker Night at the inventory right now outside of buying a key or pirating it.Also it runs like shit due to its age.There is no better game to remaster
For the people who still don't think the TF2 items will go through
Bald mod?
>>732286256Rem (Deadlock) Phenoman (Dispatch)Gummygoo (Digital Circus)Charlie (Smiling Friends)Cave Johnson on dealing .I feel this fills both the character type and source roles. From chaos gremlin, asshole, or straight man.
>>732285249a) would Valve give vintage quality to my old poker night items? b) would new publishers give old Poker Night players a discount for/free copy of the remaster? >>732294931>Also it runs like shit due to its age.werks on my GNU/Linux machine
>>732286256>Sam and or Max (mainstay)>Maya Fey>Guybrush Threepwood>Veronica Lodge
>>732286256Mr Boss (Regular player)Bubsy (yes, THE Bubsy) (plays randomly)Ellis from L4D2 (Bluff a lot)Wallace (play cautiously)Gman or Doorman as the dealer
>>732285249>PC players are happy about playing poker against AIlollmao even
>>732295225>Gman dealerKINOINO
>>732287292None.Skunkape seemingly learned their mistake from the first Sam and Max remaster. I mean Seasons 2 and 3 didn't have any lines changed
>>732295036>a) would Valve give vintage quality to my old poker night items?Probably not because the Vintage stuff happened for reasons other than just how old the items were.>b) would new publishers give old Poker Night players a discount for/free copy of the remaster? They didn't do it for the Sam and Max remasters so probably not here either.
Love the random misanthropic /v/ermin just entering random threads about something they haven't heard of and going>LOL DAT DA SHIT GAEM DURRRA lot of people on this shithole need to die screaming.
>>7322871732 is probably a lot harder to get with it's right, it's some much bigger franchiseBorderlands with GearboxEvil Dead by whoever owns it nowVenture Bros by Cartoon Network (Notably hard to work with)Sam and Glados are easy to get though
>>732295343>Probably not because the Vintage stuff happened for reasons other than just how old the items were.iirc Lugger from S&M game were vintage'd when PN1 was released lel
>>732285845eh Strong Bad looks alright
balaro night at the inventory :D
>>732291735They had to at least add a few lines to check for the achievements of the remaster to unlock the items since it won't be the same.It's been a long time since they've had any cross-game unlockables.
>>732295449multiplayer balatro / balatro against bots would be pretty based desu
>>732285845Strong Bad and Heavy are much better but Tycho is a downgrade
Is it a free upgrade?
When they do Poker Night 2 remaster, think they rerecord Ash's lines with Bruce Campbell this time?
>>732294959I already have these. Please at least make them a Strange variant
>>732295496Pretty sure it's being 10 years with Arkham Knight as the last items>>7322955401If they do what they did with S&M it will be at a reduced price for existing owners
>>732295540stupid goy
>>732295505Decko is someone's attempt at having poker with powerups in the tabletop space.
>>732295540No. $69.99+tip for all.
>>732295606post yfw they make old ones strange
>>732285442Brother, I sold mine for 65 keys the other month
Shit hot everybody actually looks really good
>>732289636Poker Night 2 has such a terrible roster. Only Sam there is any fun. The others are fucking lame nobodies. I bough 1 on release. I don't have 2.
They're also hosting an art contest with some cool prizes.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3897800/view/493842084753571940
check city, USA
>>732285996>upgrade strong bad>pom pom is fuckedMy hopes for a SBCG4AP remaster are crushed
They probably will have some dialogues rewritten, because some would not make any sense currentlyI forgot which character says it but in one dialogue, he tells the heavy TF2 is now "3 years old"meanwhile it's now 19 years old
>>732295929they're all potentially good characters (aside from claptrap who instantly dates the game and inundates it with """self aware""" sleaze) but they don't play great off of each other. people always say it but ash not being bruce campbell is bewildering
>>732291264In Texas hold 'em you start the round by being given two personal cards that no one else should see.Over the course of various rounds of betting your goal is to either be the only player who hasn't 'folded' (quit the round) or have the highest valued cards of any remaining player.You can look up online the particular list of poker hands you can make and what is better than what.But the gist is that there are pairs and 3s/4s of a kind, 'flushes' (having 5 cards of the same suite) and straights (having 5 cards numerically in order, think 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - or 10, jack, queen, king, ace) After the first round of betting the 'flop' is revealed.There are 5 communal cards everyone shares in the center of the table.After these first 3 are revealed there is another round of betting.Followed by one more card being revealed. This repeats until all five cards have been revealed and one last betting round has been performed.You must match the bets of other players.You can either match (call) quit (fold) or bet more (raise)If no player has bet anything during a round of betting you may 'check' which just means you also don't bet.
>>732296110Who the fuck is Ash!?
>>732296086>meanwhile it's now 19 years oldGod...
>>732296189google is your friend you dumb dumb
>>732296219I know it gave me a bit of a shock tooI miss the old internet and the old days
>>732296086Valve's going to port it to Source 2 and fix everything for the 20th anniversary like they did with Half Life and Half Life 2, r-right?
>>732296270I should not google a character from a crossover. It means he's a nobody and a waste of space.
>>732296189
>>732296189The main character from the Evil Dead movies.
>>732296189He's Ash. From Housewears
>>732296325Watch evil dead, nigger
>>732296360Movie has been from the fucking 70s. What a great pick (sarcasm). What is he even doing there? Should have been The Spy.
>>732295679>mfw I still have the old ones
>>732296325you're just as big of a waste of space you faggot
>>732296324It be nice but I doubt it, could see the infamous heavy update though, heavy was the mascot of the franchise so it would make senseit's already surprising the game is still ongoing, almost all the online games of this time have being defunct for a very long time
>>732296450>>732295679I have three accounts in my steam family with one of the accounts having Poker Nightsshould I unironically prepare for profit?
>>732295617It has been ten years but it was the Disgaea items.
>>732296490Nigger 90% of people alive are younger than that ancient movie. Get on with the times, granmpa.
I wonder how new generation of gamers will see the game, it's very much a time capsule of the late2000s internet, releasing in early 2010it's not really the same type of humor you see now.
>>732294767The only things they can't keep are the direct references to the original Telltale. Which all come from Strong Bad. Matt Chapman recorded at least one new line for the new trailer, so we can safely assume that wasn't all they brought him in for.And knowing The Brothers Chaps, they were definitely active participants in the process of updating Strong Bad's model.On the other hand, Gary Schwartz may not have come back in to record new lines for the Heavy. Any time he does the voice these days, there's a wheezy quality to it that doesn't seem like it's present here. I'm sure he'd be extremely happy to do it, so I'm not sure exactly what's going on there.Max's voice is still clearly William Kasten, and they also had him record new lines for the trailer.The only one I have absolutely nothing definitive to say about is Andrew Chaikin, Tycho's voice actor. He's still around. I don't know if he'd reprise the role, if they'd want him to, or if there's some other reason he can't. There's a chance some of his lines could be cut, if Jerry Holkins doesn't care for them anymore, for whatever reason, all we know is that they haven't replaced Chaikin entirely.The real question is whether or not the Monkey Island stuff stays in. There's a good chance it will. The IP has been owned by Devolver for about four years now, but there's absolutely no sign of Reginald Van Winslow or any other Tales of Monkey Island related stuff in the trailer. Which is weird. He's the host and the dealer. You'd think he'd be a little more prominent.
>>732296567nigger I'm younger than the movies and I've seen it more times than you've ever touched a controllerkill yourself even if you're baiting kill yourself
>>732296605Fuck your shit ancient movie, nerd. I bet you watched it alone because you have no friends.
>>732296441the Valve rep was GLaDOS
>>732285887i hope they don't remove the banan-...ang line because that shit makes me laugh to this day
>>732296670Nice. Quirky chungus robot from LE CAKE IS LE LIE XD
>>732296658you're on /v/, you have no friends either
>>732285845I mean, I can tell it's different but I can't say if it's better or worse.
>>732296441Evil Dead had a new movie in 2013, had various comic book miniseries and graphic novels for the past decade, and was already one of the all-time classic action-horror film franchises.That's a lot more relevant than Brock, who was a side character in an obscure Adult Swim show.
>>732296493valve finished the comic and handed the community mod tools. i do not think that feeding them with hope for more official valve content is a good idea. even WITH mod tools I still occasionally run into a weird autist who bitterly talks about how TF2 could still be big if valve supported it instead of their Dumb Objectively Bad Mobas and the Heavy Update would instantly have people clamoring for more when they have multiple other game projects they're working on as we speak
>>732296751Nigger Evil Dead was already irrelevant by the time the game came out.
>>732296547They're not tradable anyway, so no.
>>732296751>side characterbrock is firmly a member of the main cast and probably the most memorable character of the show next to the monarch
>>732296583>Max's voice is still clearly William Kasten, and they also had him record new lines for the trailer.Are you sure? David Boat has been Max's primary VA since Poker Night 2 since Kasten dropped off the face of the earth apparently.
>>732296751>That's a lot more relevant than BrockBrock is also a shit pick. Garbage flash-made show for manchildren.
>>732296784I think if they do a new update, it TRULY will be the final Valve update for the gamenot to sound like a dick, but some fans do not realize how good they have it compared to other games of it's time
>>732296189He wants to be the very best, like no one ever was
>>732296583>The real question is whether or not the Monkey Island stuff stays in. There's a good chance it will. The IP has been owned by Devolver for about four years now, but there's absolutely no sign of Reginald Van Winslow or any other Tales of Monkey Island related stuff in the trailer. Which is weird. He's the host and the dealer. You'd think he'd be a little more prominent.You sure about that? I thought Monkey Island's IP was still owned by Disney
>>732296869Max changes his voice all the time, the VR game had him voiced by Dave Boat, I'm pretty sure they even joked about itSam never changed since the first season though
>>732296916Claptrap is another shit pick. R*ddit robot I couldn't stand even in his original game. 2 is a shit game. Only Sam is cool.
>>732296818stranges tend to be tradable
>>732297114tbf, borderlands 2 was really big in 2012, you have to re-contextualize the era it released in
>"My life's an open book."
>>732297120There are 2 stranges that are untradable/unmarketable so that wouldn't be a big shakeup.
>>732297218even at the time claptrap's inclusion was"...really"
>>732296916Frankly 2 had a really weak cast.Poker Night 1 made more sense, because the characters were all from franchises Tell Tale had worked with. Either literally making a game for, or just closely associated with.They all fit the theme of this particular gamer/internet nerd subculture.Bringing in the protagonist from an old horror film franchise, a dude from a random Adult Swim cartoon, and Claptrap, not great.They also just don't have as good banter.Strongbad and Tycho being rivals due to being in similar genres in real life was great. The dynamic between these somewhat normal people and the insanity of Max and the crazy stories of the Heavy were great.It didn't work with 2's cast nearly as well
>>732296583>Andrew ChaikinThere was an interview he did around Poker Night's release where he talked about liking Penny Arcade and how he got to voice Tycho, so if anything he'd be down for voicing him again.https://youtu.be/V4b0f-PoFBY?si=dAdt_GpTOrSeFEVw&t=94
>>732297114Ash is fine, he's just a really random inclusion.It would be like is Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes was one of the main gamblers.>>732297273And wasn't Poker Night 2 also before they made Tales from the Borderlands?
>>732297218Even then, Handsome Jack was right there.
>>732295679They would make the old ones Vintage quality. Not Strange. Regardless, as Achievement Items, they're not tradable or marketable. So that aspect wouldn't fuck up the TF2 economy on its own.>>732296869It sounds more like Kasten's performance to me. I could totally be wrong. They're extremely close. Maybe they pulled old lines off the cutting room floor, maybe it really is just David Boat.>>732297049The Monkey Island IP was acquired by Devolver Digital before 2022, so Ron Gilbert could come back and make the hideous disappointment that was Return to Monkey Island. Disney didn't want it and (rightfully) saw zero value in making more games in the series.
>>732297505>They would make the old ones Vintage qualitywhat would they do with Luger?
>>732286256Ivy from Deadlock (the gargoley)
>>732286256It has to be a dimes to attract normalfags soCharlie (Smiling Friends) (the cheater)G-Man (The always smart hand)Aerith (Newcomer) Because SE wouldn't waste an opportunity to put maaya and brianna to voice her again and give promo to Part 3Leon (The Veteran)Old Heavy and Unmasked Spy are dealing the cards so is post TF2 comic finaleDuncan Fisher is on the commentary talking about how he was a prime poker player at Solaris VII
>>732297114>Only Sam is cool.And GLaDOS
>>732286256VergilKainGul DukatConan O'Brien (done via FMV)
>>732296583>but there's absolutely no sign of Reginald Van WinslowHe's in the screenshots on the store page. Safe to assume everything's kept in.
>>732286256Deciding on one deadlock character to put here is genuinely difficult. Abrams is a fun cool-guy straight-man who would definitely have good table stories but Vyper would also have good table stories while being a really strong wild card character.
>>732297614>G-Man (The always smart hand)But the point of this character is the mystery around him, I don't think he would be a good pick to play cards and talk about his life, I would change this one.
>>732297552Genuine quality was created specifically for this kind of shit. Vintage was the only alternate quality at the time.
>>732297789G-man makes much more sense as the dealer
>>732286256>Homestar straight up doesn't know how to play poker until he's one on one and then he's suddenly a shark>Abrams Good, reserved player, will get pissed off if you bullshit him and play more aggressively Charlie (SF)Bullshitter, raises constantly>Zagreusfunmaxxing, changes between a few distinctive playstyles
>>732290613>>7322896362 was gay redditor shit, and everyone was as insufferable as tycho was in 1. so no, it can fuck off.
When is he coming back?
>>732297915Yeah I agree with you
>>732298639FUCK YOU
>>732298272There's a reason 3 never came out. 2 was so shit it killed the series.
>>732285249This is gonna be the game of the year, isn't it? Why i get excited for a 15 year old game?
>>732285249Wonder if I can get duplicatesI lost the shades a long time ago for reasons I do not recall
>>732286208>It was removed from steam so it will be backIt was removed? Why?
>>732296869>William KastenI just looked him up because surely he's done work since Max, but there's literally nothing on the guy. Even back then it was a mystery who he was. It's pretty likely it was just a pseudonym or something but that just makes it stranger. David Boat's voice is a little annoying for Max so I hope they just use the original lines and not a redub.
>>732298794Donte for Poker Night 3
>>732298794https://youtu.be/O3349-GRjhQ?si=2F4AiO4AGEYZUVFY
>>732285249Why does your image feature a photoshopped version of BALD?
>>732296567So what, being a zoomzoom isn't an excuse for not knowing old movies compared to TV and vidya
>>732299442Trailer sounds like Kasten so they're probably just reusing old lines.
>>732285845Why are remasters always like this? Leave the fucking piss filter alone
>>732300083Expand on what's actually wrong with it
>>732299364Telltale, the company that made it, shut down. Valve wouldn't have anyone to send the revenue to. No one to forward any agreed upon cut of that revenue to Steve Purcell, Harmless Junk, or Penny Arcade.
>>732300268The yellowish tint is atmospheric and fitting for the seedy establishment that they're in.
>>732289636>Excited for Sam bringing his straight man to the table>Max is constantly in the background making callsBiggest disappointment in the game which is fucking amazing considering how unfunny claptrap was
>>732286256Peppino Spaghetti (just cast some random guy with a shitty Italian accent)Alex YiikJ.C.DentonCarl ( from ATHF) Rodin from Bayonetta as the dealer
>>732286256I don't need a full cast, I'm only begging for one spot
>>732300375I guess? But color grading has always been a lazy way to artificially achieve what should be done with textures and models first. The Inventory's still a small, dimly lit, almost empty place that clearly had its best days behind it. That vibe still comes across perfectly well. The yellow grading was just there to reinforce the idea that the building was old. (And desaturated, yellow color grading was the industry's favorite thing back then. Just like shitty particle effects and way too much post-processing are its favorites now.) I'll be happy if it doesn't have either.
>>732286256I don't know who's "popular" enough to be featured anymore, but my guess is Bubsy if 4D sells well
>>732286256Fortnite JoneseyRoblox Chicken NuggetHuggy WuggyTung Tung Tung SahurDealer would be IShowSpeed
>>732300268The piss filter helps to ground the characters by having them share a visual attribute. Now it's too neutral which makes the rendering on the characters look really weird since it's too obvious they are different, it looks like a blender scene
>>732295075>Maya FeySleepr pick, but I'd prefer Phoenix. Since he's an actual card player, could make a lot of fun references to that (and the fact that he blatantly cheated using Trucy)
>>732285845i think you got an outdated screenshot
NOOOOOO I SPENT 40 TF2 KEYS ON THIS GAME AIEEEE
>>732285845I don't care if it's technically better now, I hate Tycho's new model
uncslop thread
>>732302197B A L D
>>732302283Where you get steam keys? I want to get the old gta games through steam keys
>>732286256Don't have a full table in mind, but I'd do anything for my boy Alan Wake to be in these games.
>>732285249What's the point of a single player poker game?
>>732301751characters from Dispatchcharacters from popular ongoing shows like Digital Circus or Smiling Friendsvalve characters/telltale characters
>>732303061poker nights were mostly tradable as gift copies, not keys iirc, much rarer to get gtas like that
>>732303061you would be better off piratingkeys for games that are no longer purchasable are always grossly inflated in price
>>732296547The actual "original" lugermorph was from a Max & Sam game, which became vintage after Night at the Invetory dropped it again as an unique non tradable item. You would need to have the S&M vintage one to see anything of value. Even if Valve gave a single fuck about that little detail of upgrading quality by turning current vintage into stranges and uniques into vintage, it would mean jack shit because now there would be gorillions of vintage ones, and the stranges ones would still be minimal.
>>732285845Dunno, Heavy feels way closer to how'd he look in a Meet The Team vid>>732285934Because both games haven't been buyable for a while due to rights shit. Maybe they couldnt just rerelease it and had to "make" a "new" product?
>>732301751I wouldn't be opposed to Bubsy, Homestar, Charlie Dompler and Coach, they fit well into the player archetypes they used for the other Poker Night games.Bubsy's the overly cautious one who's a pain to get the achievement item for.Homestar's a total wild card. He plays every game differently, almost always making stupid decisions. Almost always the first to lose, but in one in five games he'll have the smartest AI of the four.Charlie's competent, but thinks he's way better than he really is. If bluffing is a reasonable option, he'll almost always do it. Coach is the casual. He's not terribly concerned about winning or losing, but he gets more aggressive when the public cards are more likely to produce better hands, whether he has something good or not.The Dealer is the new Announcer from Project TF, whatever the fuck that's going to be like.
>>732302283I bought mine from G2A for like one buck lmao, but that was years ago before they became ultra rare, now they are like hundred dollars jesus
>>732286256The Phone Guy from FNAF as the DealerScout TF2John EgbertZagreus Phoenix Wright
>>732303446The Poker Night items aren't tradable, they're achievement items. The Vintage grade Lugermorphs are tradable because they were a promotional item from before the Genuine grade was introduced. Making them Vintage was the only way that existed at the time of distinguishing the two variants. Otherwise you'd have people wondering why some Lugermorphs are tradable and others aren't. >>732302283You should have known that a remaster was coming eventually when they announced the Sam and Max remasters. I did. Not that I needed to wait. I've had both games since they released.
>>732303748Nathan Vetterlein is on Valve's bad side for some reason. He's basically vanished from the internet and doesn't participate in TF2 related stuff even though he's much less busy than Robin Atkin Downes and not nearly as old as the rest. There has to be some weird reason for that.
>>732303583>Homestar spends every game thinking Coach is Coach Z
>>732304420i got the impression he was annoyed wanting to be more than guy who did funny role in shooter game from 2007 beloved by autistic people when that was all he was going to be known as like a lot of creatives do
>>732304704>"Hey Coach Z, I really like your Fat Albert costume!"
>>732303748I'd hate to hear more of Toby Fox's John Egbert voice, it's really bad.
>>732285249I want alex yiik in the new one if they make it
>>732304874>"Listen, Hamstring or whatever, how many weekends I've lost to Listerine driven crashouts is my own business, capiche?
Is there any non-trading way to get max's severed head? I don't care about qualities lr whatever I think it's the only tradewhale items that looks good and has charm
>>732305184Mod it over another hat.
>>732302197>shining BALD headfinally, a good remaster
>>732289364No, he's the bald guy
>>732305338Damn not a bad idea actually, hadn't thought about it, thanks
>>732304420I heard he's hired by Respawn Entertainment so he's busy making games.
>>732305446No problem bud, I was half being cheeky but if that actually works for you then godspeed.
nobody even knows who tycho is these days
>>732285845Strong bad and baldy pigface literally swapped souls.
>>732305620Mostly because PA's art style has degraded so much, Poker Night's version of Tycho looks like an entirely different person.
>>732286256Actually impossible pick but Harry Dubois
>>732305665>Listen here, Pantywaist Arcade, this soul swap is LEGALLY BINDING. I got Bubs to handle all the paperwork, and he assured me that everything was on "on the level, cough cough, this time, cough cough".
>>732285845Fuck off back to deus ex with your piss filter nigger>>732285934It will have better AI>your opponents will make more informed decisions that better fit their play style and personality.
>>732305837Would going all in be more Electrochemistry, for the gambling dopamine hit, or Half-Light for the knee-jerk adrenaline rush?
>>732305580Yeah I don't really care about being admired for having expensive shit, I just unironically think it looks cool with an oldfag set
>>732304850It doesn't seem like he tried very hard to get more voice acting roles on the back of his success with TF2. The only non-Valve projects he's credited on are a background role in a game called SiN Episodes, an obscure coming-of-age movie called The Standard, and a minor role in another short film. Since then, it's been basically nothing.Everyone else on the TF2 cast was extremely well established in the industry, or an adjacent one, even if they weren't all very big names. Nathan could've absolutely tried a little harder to use his one high profile credit to get more work.But instead, he kept doing whatever he was doing, and eventually tried to leverage it into becoming a streamer, without properly understanding the skills and resources he'd need to make it feasible.
Press kit says this remaster will be $10.https://skunkapegames.com/press/
>>732306745I'd pay $20 or $30 for it easily, but I'm not going to complain about $10. That's a smart move. It's a small-scope game and it doesn't have any major, expensive IPs to pay big license fees for.
>>732306745I'll definitely bite for that price.
>>732285249What's the point with these "characters"? Couldn't be more annoying than this.
>>732306745Very nice. Good move too, methinks.
>CTRL+F baldsville>4 resultslollmao
>>732306745Wonder why pricing is locked behind the press kit instead of on the steam page or in the trailer. 9.99 is great, especially since iirc it matches the original price
>>732307658Strong Bad and Max were from Telltale games that had already released. Telltale wanted to make a Penny Arcade game at the time, and were a regular fixture at PAX even before it got big. But Bald and Pig-like decided to go with a different company and we ended up with Rainslick Precipice of Darkness instead of the Point and Click adventure game Telltale would have made.And The Heavy's there because Valve were really big on cross-promotion in TF2 at the time and Telltale were good partners who got in on the ground floor with it.
>>732286256Dont care, just want TF2 or CS2 skins / items
>>732286256Now that deadlock is a thing i think>Abrams>master shake or carl from ATHF>Max again because he is based>Someone from family guy
>>732296110>ash not being bruce campbell is bewilderinFrom what I heard they was a lot of cases of Ash being used with Bruce's likeness that was NOT authorized by him. If you bring him any comics about Evil Dead he won't sign it because he never gave any authorization to use his likeness in those.
Space GhostGuybrush ThreepwoodGexClementine (Walking Dead)
>>732307658Telltale got their start with a poker game with chatty NPCs.They decided a sequel to said game would sell better if the characters were ones people liked instead of the original ugly freaks.
>>732285934censoring jokes
>>732291927>deleting 3 kino reskins is based
>>732292051The TF2 Item Schema has been updated to check for achievements from the remaster, and it doesn't replace the old entries, as far as TF2 is concerned, there are just two different ways to unlock these items.
>>732305837I feel like Harry would be a good choice of doing a gimmick where at a certain point in a run if he's still up the AI for how he plays switches to a much harder one.So he starts as painfully stupid and ends at painfully hard.which now that I think about it would make him a pain in the ass to be the last to left to get his item
>>732308643>Space GhostWould be unimaginably based
>>732308643>space ghostWhy bother when the both famous voice actors for him are dead now.
>>732285845Bald is the only one that looks worse and I think that's funny. Even his hair looks more fake.
>>732305874heh, cute
>Realized I still have a copy of the first game in my inventory for some reasonNow what am I suppose to do with this?
>>732293865Call them faggots
Foldsville.I played this shit for countless hours, never seen one of those. It's pure luck i know but it's frustrating as fuck.
>>732305036>Hey Fat Coach Z, I know you're a fan of Midnight Riders and all, but have you heard of this other kick-butt band called Limozeen?>Hell no, Limozeen and Midnight Riders fans ain't on speaking terms no mo'. You know that after that 1989 Limozeen vs. Midnight Riders concert that burned half of Riverside down.>It burned down? I thought those were just those super cool Midnight Riders py-ro-tech-niiiiiics!
>>732285934I want an excuse to hear Strong Bad BTFO Tycho again
>>732309775you get the vintage items
>>732309775sell it for tf2 keys
>>732292635>Flawless (tamers12345)
>>732309820whats the easiest way to unlock the tf2 items in this game?
>>732308645They didn't get their start that way. Their intention was always to make Point and Click Adventure games. Telltale Texas Hold 'Em was just a convenient, relatively low effort way to show off the strengths of their proprietary system to potential partners. It wasn't meant to be a commercial product, but they released it anyway because it was fun.Then, they made the first Poker Night just because they thought it would be fun to slap a bunch of the IPs they had the rights to into an anniversary project and to show how far they'd come. Poker Night 2 wasn't like that. It was an intentional sequel because the first one was so popular. They mostly intended for it to advertise Tales from The Borderlands and their ill-fated Evil Dead game. Then they ended up getting way too big for their britches after The Walking Dead and killed the company by pumping out too many games in the same format long after it got stale.
>>732310468Just play the game at the easiest difficulty, sooner or later they will pop on the table and you need to kick out that specific opponent.It's poker, there are no "tricks" for winning is luck and sieze the moment.
>>732292635>tamers12345Sanic OC, the animation but the punch line is sharting?Fitting.
>>732310468SAM if you don't mind cheating.It's far easier to get the items in the second game because you just have to win the game instead of specifically kicking them out in a showdown
>>732310646>SAMwhats that? i dont mind cheating
>>732310681The dog guy
>>732285845>>732285249Am I supposed to know what game the power ranger is from?Remaster should've replaced him with someone more popular.
>>732285249yup, I just came.
>>732286256Mr Boss from Smiling FriendsAlyx from Half LifeNostalgia CriticScooby-Doo Hosted/dealer is Jeffery Epstein
>>732310705>baiting this hard over a small game that only a small amount people care
>>732285249wait this isn't just some gmod shit?this is a real video game?
>>732294959You can get the commie gun again for the Heavy who is an anti-commie and had his family persecuted. I was always wondering why Valve allowed this
>>732302197I just realized with AI you can now mod all his lines to Bald
>>732296041>SBCG4APAnd the memories bring back, memories bring back you
What happened to Poker NIght 2?
>>732308643Space Ghost's voice died last year sadly
>TF2 item market for the items crash prior to the remaster's release>remaster comes out>it offers the same items, for Deadlock instead
>>732308643Space Ghost would be really good
>>732311635Name one memorable deadlock character
>>732311793my wife ivy
>>732311793That one that's drawn like a tumblr drawing and no one likes!
>>732311793Infernus is one of the most Valve-ass Valve characters they've ever made.
>>732311876Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
oh boy i hope it runs in my PC
>>732311793Bebop
>>732311793IvyInfernusAbramsSilverThe DoormanHazeSeven especially
>>732285249I can't wait for the censored dialogue.
>>732312295They'll keep Max's antisemitism in. Not sure about the Russia comments the others make against HWG though.
>>732308643>Space Ghost
>>732289243His toupee doesn't look so good.
Femme (SkyGunner)Viewtiful JoeTony HawkSonic the Hedgehog
>>732286256Ellis (left 4 dead)Elf (elf comic)Wrex (mass effect)Jonesy (fortnite)with the Dealer being Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
>Rem has... >A pair of twos!
>Steamies, if they actually wanted to play a good game of texas hold em, could play Far Cry 3, RDR or Dead Rising 2>Instead, retarded Steamies want to buy genuine trash because "muh nostalgia"
>>732313860>steamieFar Cry 3 was awful you shit eating faggot
>>732313923I'm just stating facts. Most people here aren't old enough to know who Strongbad is.
>>732286256Carl from ATHFEllis from L4D2Only two I can think of that I'd be 100% satisfied withSpace Ghost as the Dealer would've be kino but>>732295075>>732303748Phoenix with Maya cheering on like Sam and Max in 2 would be the best compromise
>>732295075>>Veronica LodgeI could write Veronica Lodge playing poker in my sleep, which is why she should be in Poker Night 3.
>>732313860The actual poker mechanics in Poker Night 1 were hilariously fucked up and broken. No one was playing it because they wanted a good virtual poker game. They were playing it because they wanted to see Strong Bad talking to The Heavy from TF2, or they just wanted the "free" TF2 items, and they never touched it again once they got the achievements.
>>732314498>They were playing it because they wanted to see Strong Bad talking to The Heavy from TF2,Literally nobody wanted this and I was watching SBemails (the email, the email, what what, the email) in 2000 and playing TF2 when it was new in the Orange Box.>or they just wanted the "free" TF2 items, and they never touched it again once they got the achievements.Even more of a degenerate reason to get this game, especially when only the Dangeresque shades were good.I love a good game of texas hold em, but you can get that same experience in REAL games.
>>732314498It was a $5 novelty game. At least the sequel made for a better game. Would be nice if the remaster touched it up at least.
Wait this is made by the same scum who censored Sam & MaxIt goes in the trash
>>732286256>Arthur Morgan >Master Chief>Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2>Agent 47>Ezio>Peter Griffin>Homelander>Frank Horrigan>>732292304Kek >>732296347Wrex would be better
>>732314801>Actually Follows the Rules of Poker: The team stripped Poker Night’s original poker code down to parts, scraped the gunk away, and rebuilt it better than new. Poker Night at the Inventory now plays a far more accurate game of poker, and your opponents will make more informed decisions that better fit their play style and personality.
>>732286256>Wallace>Bubsy Bobcat (either classic or 4D version)>Bosco (with Sam & Max in the background trying to annoy him)>Carl Brutananadilewski>G-Man as the host
>>732303625>Akira KogamiIt's hard for me not to see her and remember that animation from death_by_lolis
>>732285996>Heavy from the hit game Team Fortress 2 coming to the nintendo switchdamn, 2026 sure is a wild year.
>>732286256Scud the Disposable Assassin(the polar opposite of Deadpool)The BatterAgent 47Nemesis the Warlock
......when the fuck did Steam's storepage start supporting webm?
>>732316503Last year, they reworked the store pages and put much better quality videos
>>732316645No more 300mb of GIFs from devs abusing what Valve's own posting guidelines say not to do.
>oh boy, they're remastering a mediocre poker game from 15 years ago that everyone not a fetus already owns!Is this only for the shitty TF2 items? The only one I remember was Black Rose, which might not even be from this game.
Surprised they didn't just put both games in one to try to get $20-30 out of people.
>>732315797It's extremely funny to me that TF2 has stayed popular and relevant all the way from the last days of the VCR to the last days of physical media in general. You could have recorded TF2 gameplay straight from your Xbox 360 or PS3 onto a video cassette with no adapters or modifications, and people are still playing it en mass. Not a source port, not a sequel. Not as a retro classic. The same game that they just kept adding more and more to. Then, they kept playing the game long after they stopped that. That's like if there was a massive community of people sitting down to play Zork Zero every single day back when TF2 was released. TF2 will hit its 20th anniversary on October 10th 2027. TF2 has been out for over twice as long as it took to develop, the infamous Nine Years In Development. TF2 has existed as a concept for nearly 30 years. Most of the people on this website are younger than that. There can never be anything like TF2 again, and there never should be. TF2 is, very quietly, very graciously, a juggernaut that goes above and beyond all the long-term franchises in the industry. Because it did all of that with ONE GAME. No sequels. No remakes, no spinoffs. Just Team Fortress 2. Overwatch came, went, released a sequel, died again, then admitted that the sequel was a bad idea in hindsight. Battleborn, Paladins and every other imitator turned up and died in even shorter order. New efforts to dethrone TF2 continue to crop up. And they all fall apart before they even achieve a quarter of the lifespan TF2 has had. The only near-worthy competitor managed to survive, not even thrive, because it was marketed by pornographic parody.TF2 endured through the closest thing to abandonment you can get. And that survival against all odds has given it a new life entirely. Only now, almost 20 years on, is there a sequel to TF2 in development. And not for a moment did the "franchise" go dormant.
>>732317116>Only now, almost 20 years on, is there a sequel to TF2 in development.Yeah? What is it?
>>732317276There's a project labeled "TF" in the Source 2 files. It appeared shortly after Valve hired a bunch of TF2 community members. It's probably Team Fortress 3. It's probably a long way away, though.
bald
>>732302391I would only hate it if they updated him to whatever shit design he has now.
>>732286256I drew my dream team of Charlie (Smiling Friends), Bosco (Sam & Max), Razputin (Psychonauts), and Frank West (Dead Rising)
>>732285845Heavy is the only one of these four that has any place in modern vidya. They should have just made a new one. Who'd you even include? Charlie from smiling friends seems like a shoo-in.
>>732317808Who is the second guy?
>>732317808nice drawing
>>732311793The Drifter only because of one anon that constantly posted him when I took quick peeks into the threads
>>732318062that's Bosco, the character the Sam and Max remaster ruined by giving him a new shittier voice
>>732286256Bella Goth
>>732285845What it's just an ordinary remaste-OH MY GOODNESS
>>732317808>Razputinsounds kino really wish the games were a lot bigger so we could get more psychonauts stuff in general
>>732285845>>732318942
>>732319084Are there any games that wouldn't benefit by including Hugh? Stu Pickles, Nigel Thornberry, and Timmy's Dad are also acceptable.
>>732316214>Someone else remembers Scud
>>732319084>>732319250How come Nick dads are always the best characters of their shows?
>>732319536I'm guessing they took a lot of inspiration from Homer Simpson, who also took inspiration from Archie Bunker, who also took inspiration from Fred Flintstone, who also took inspiration from Jackie Gleason, who also took inspiration from etc
>>732286256Here's a thought.What if they have more than 4 characters in a story mode tournament setting where you go through various tables and rise up the ranks, with the actual roster being somewhere around 30 characters counting the dealers?You could start off with a table of completely clueless players like Homestar Runner or Scout or what have you, then work up the ranks until you're at a table with people like Spy, G-Man, Emet Selch, etc.Maybe even get console exclusive characters for certain tables in the Switch and PS versions to compensate for the inability to get TF2 loot.
>>732319881No, because to warrant that increase in production, they'd have to raise the price. End of the day it's still just a generic poker game with some memorable characters, I doubt most people would want to pay more than $10-20 for it.
>>732319881only if Carl from ATHF is the final boss
>>732285249Poker Night at the Inventory with oneyplays when?
>>732314065I agree with Carl and the fact it hasn't happened in a third game is bewildering. I never played the second game, but it did have Brock from Venture Bros, so Adult Swim is absolutely on the table. My fear with that though is that they'd want something more recent, so they pick Charlie from Smiling Friends.And actually that's my critique overall with this remake, are modern audiences going to know literally any of these characters?
>>732320191Drunk Charlie belongs in Poker Night.
>>732285845sovlvss......
>>732320326Charlie's too chill for the Inventory, I don't think any of the Smiling Friends cast would be good picks because I just don't see them being able to banter or play off the rest of a hypothetical cast very well. Carl works because he can play both straight man and the foil.
>>732320962no charlie's pretty much perfect. he can be a straight man but he's also capable of thinking really deluded shit, little tiny bit like strong bad.
>>732286256Carl from ATHFCaptain Hero from Drawn TogetherScout or DemomanKiryu from Yakuza, speaking JP but everyone misunderstands him and he understands English because it's funnier that way
>>732320962this is definitely drawn by a porn artist, keanu reeves looks sus
>>732302197LOL
>>732320191Charlie could stand on his own. I don't think Carl would be the same way. He's a one note scumbag whose comedy comes from his proximity to the Aqua Teens, for the most part. He kind of deserves what he gets, but not nearly in the measure he gets it. And it's usually in the form of violence, or some other violation of his autonomy or wellbeing.If you don't have that, he's just some fat, slovenly asshole relating everything to an anecdote. Sure, you could have him talk about the time Shake bought a hypnotism kit off of an infomercial at 3AM that lead to a bunch of raccoons pulling Carl apart like a cooked chicken. But that's something you'd rather see than hear about.Carl's also notoriously laconic when he's not having fun, or his ego is bruised. If one of the other characters were to say something that he didn't like, he'd call them a jackass and shut up for the rest of the game, if not leave the table entirely. Charlie can at least have a conversation with the other characters. He's inherently curious and opinionated in a way that Carl just isn't. Whenever Carl asks a question in ATHF, it's almost always rhetorical, usually designed to make the other party uncomfortable in the hopes they'll leave him the fuck alone. He asks the horror of the week what his deal is, gets an answer that's clearly absurd, then he just glares and leaves the scene. Only to be killed or maimed a few minutes later. Carl is absolutely a very funny character, but what he's good at isn't really compatible with the Poker Night format, which is probably why they went with Brock Sampson over him for Poker Night 2.
kek
>>732322096>same retards that made the sam & max remakesits ogre
>>732322096ohyeahiforgotaboutthat
>>732285845>gave heavy the shitty source highlighting
>>732308643It's nu-adultswim so you'll get Charlie psychicpebbles instead.
>>732317808Razputin (Psychonauts) would cheat at cards
>>732320962Replace Johnny with a Valve guy and this is perfect for me.
>>732288302You just know /v/ would be better men spamming forever if they did.
>poker night is backNeat. They stopped fucking around after Sam & Max S1: the S2 and S3 remasters were straight upgrades. Hoping they do the Strong Bad game next. Kinda wish they could spruce up Wallace & Grommit, but the other Telltale seems to still have the rights for that one.
>>732308643You're living in the past.
When did Telltale get good and what was the point of no return
>>732322829>straight upgradesNot with that terrible fucking Bosco voice they replaced the original actor with.
>>732323020Telltale was good when Sam & Max Save the World came out, and the point of no return was Walking Dead Season 2 (although Tales From the Borderlands was surprisingly fantastic)
>>732323020
>>732286256Friend made this mash upNo one is beating this kino of a line up
>>732323481I can fucking imagine Travis trying to flirt with ENA>"What the fuck are you a girl or not? You are kinda freaky but I kinda like that!"
the only benefit of 1 over 2 is that you can skip the conversationsit's way too easy to exploit, just go all in all the time
>>732285845only strongbad looks better on the right. everything else is worse. all of the characters, all of the objects, all of it is worse.
>>732285249THE AGE OF THE DEMOPAN IS UPON US ONCE MORESTOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED
When are they gonna rerelease SBCG4AP?
>>732323067They made one inexplicable change to a character you talk once for only a couple minutes in most of the episodes. The only time it's a significant disruption is in the one episode where he and his mom's ghost are the main focus. I'm just as baffled as you are that they didn't at least try to match the character of his original voice, but that one choice shouldn't ruin your whole experience of what is otherwise a very good remaster.>>732323020Telltale weren't great before Sam and Max Save the World, and pretty spotty between Save The World and The Devil's Playhouse. Then they stayed pretty consistent until Tales From the Borderlands even though The Walking Dead changed the format of their games. After that, they went downhill fast. Basically, don't bother with the Bone games, or the CSI or Law and Order games. Other than that, Everything between Beyond Time and Space and The Devil's Playhouse is worth playing if you like the IP they've licensed. Puzzle Agent and Puzzle Agent 2 aren't their typical fare, they're more like Professor Layton, but, both are good games. Play the remaster of Poker Night 1 instead of the original, and avoid Jurassic Park. The Walking Dead is great, The Walking Dead: Season Two was a good follow up, The Wolf Amogus was also good, and Tales From The Borderlands is probably the best the Borderlands franchise ever got. After that, it goes downhill pretty fast. Batman was the best of that period, but your mileage may vary on it.They could have righted the ship after Batman, but they refused to believe their games would ever stop trending, so they made a lot of bad decisions, hemorrhaged all their competent writers and overstretched the rest of their resources by taking on too many licensed projects at once.
>>732322096oh hey that's me
>>732324298>VGCatsI wish I could forget what happened with that.
>>732286256men onlyg-maneggmanpepsimanmega man
>>732301450I would pay good money to listen to JC Denton destroy Alex Yiik in any sort of argument.
>>732324383You know Scott's a jeet, right?
>>732323914>all these years and even with the massive devaluation of metal you can still get a stout shako for 2 or less ref
It's hard to get excited for remasters when I know there's gonna be some censorship bullshit that comes along with it.>why get so upset over such tiny things that you feel the need to complain about it?Why get so upset over such tiny things that you feel the need to frantically erase it from existence? You wanna address that first, fucker?
>>732286256Vyper from DeadlockRigby from Regular ShowSpike Spiegeland Tim Buckley
>>7323267602 Ref was originally considered a high price for a Stout Shako. That was the joke. Some poor dipshit massively overvaluing the shitty hat they uncrated because they wanted to recoup a larger fraction of what they spent to take another pull on the slot machine. But now, it's considered a reasonable price because inflation devalued metal and the supply constrained cosmetics that used to be used as stores of value have been mostly invalidated by just buying and selling things for real money through third party platforms.>>732327147What exactly do you think is going to be censored? You must be expecting something in particular to be at risk, right? I wouldn't say anything in Poker Night 1 would be a candidate for being altered or cut. I know Penny Arcade was still relatively edgy at the time, but that wasn't represented at full capacity in Tycho's lines at all. They were keeping it relatively reserved.Max won't get censored. Nothing he says is even remotely in bad taste. Strong Bad won't get censored because Homestar Runner has always been about more or less clean comedy. And The Heavy doesn't carry over any of the casual discriminatory comments that the TF2 characters lob at each other. He basically never participates in it himself in TF2, let alone in Poker Night.
I hope this causes a resurgence of the series in full force. I miss full on crossover games like this, all we get now is Fortnite shit.
>>732327730>Strong Bad won't get censoredIronically Strongbad is the only character who gets censored in the original game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0y2ZDnkps
>>732317721I hate what they did to the art, it was perfect back around 2007-2008 and it's hideous now.
>>732295679wouldn't it make more sense to make the old ones vintage?
>>732329275Luger already has a strange variant available
>>732285369I made like 100+ keys by family sharing this to little kids and thirdies over the years lol, thanks for the money suckers
>>732286256Anyone who thinks Rick Sanchez wouldn't be a lock is wrong
>>732329126>Gabe 10 years ago: "my art style is continually evolving">Penny Arcade 10 years later: still looks like weird-ass shit with giant hair
>>732322096>Undertroon is a retardEvery time
>>732329804>Underchad calls out censorship faggotryBased every time.
>>732329879What's there to even censor?
>>732309247>>732311539They can get Ghost from True Capitalist Radio to fill in
>>732285442Whats a key worth? In real money
>>732311539Hot take space ghose was never funny
I'll wait for them to remaster 2 since that's the one I play if I get the poker itch
