What the hell is he anyway?
>>732288720He's Jesus.
>>732288794he's the right man at the right place at the right time
He is Jesus, I thought that was obvious?
>>732288720Gaben's self insert oc
>>732288720Shitty ass game which chuds and trannies worship it.
>>732288720He's like some sort of otherwordly alien person who picked up on how contracts work and he thought it was the tightest shit in the world so he got some random scientist to agree to one.
>>732288720jeffery epsteinobviously
>>732288720My dad, Billy Microsoft.
>>732288946Good morning saar
>>732288720He has friends everywhere
>>732288946Nice syntax, you brown piece of shit.
>>732288720Stephen Colbert
>>732288720>"The other world, Xen, is in OUR control, thanks to you"Literally what the fuck did he mean by this?
>>732288720Some kind of anti-Combine entity trying to apparently save humanity out of spite. Not a human nor from Xen but I would guess some other cross dimension being with a chip on his shoulder about the combine going around trying to interfere with them wherever they go.
>>732289191Nothing, it went nowhere so it's irrelevant babble
>>732288720why cant modern devs model suits?
>>732289319well that sucks
>>732288720The original Jew
>>732288720Each alien faction in HL2 represents a different type of cosmic horror. The Vortigaunts are overtly creepy and have psychic powers, while the Combine have massive technological superiority. G-Man is a middle point between Nyarlathotep and a CIA agent, his full power is beyond the comprehension of both the Combine and the Xen dudes.
>>732288720In Alyx, they assumed the container was holding Gordon Freeman. Whatever files they were looking at that told them that, was it possible the name was listed as G-Man and they just jumped to that conclusion? Was the container really for him?It doesn't really matter since the ending to that game makes very little sense anyways, but I thought about it while replaying Alyx a few weeks ago.
>>732288720G(ordon)-(Free)Man
>>732289936BRAVO GABE
>>732288720It's just a vagueslop character, not even the writers have any idea
>>732289191It's a mystery. We don't know just how much the G-Man and his employers control. They seem to be less powerful than the Combine, but we've only ever seen the one man. Perhaps they had control of Xen briefly before the Combine rolled in and stole it.That or they just forgot about that line in the ending of HL1. Laidlaw is a shit writer and was just making shit up as he went along.
A character made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>732288720my uncle
>>732288720Just a nigga with a briefcase
>>732292246Based you tell em!
>>732289936gman is what happens when gordon shaves his goatee
>>732292445What's in the briefcase?
>>732292535A smaller briefcase
>>732288720skibidi
>>732288720He's Gordon Man
>>732288720Gordon's dad/future Gordon
>>732288720He's probably an honest to god government glowie with some spooky shit going on the side
>>732292535
>>732288720>No briefcase in half-life AlyxThat means that its used in half-life 3 as a critical plot device.Clearly,HL3 soon.
>>732288720Garry's Man
He is a personification of entropy, the combine represent order in its most oppressive form
You ask this question as if Valve themselves know.
>>732289036>>732289125>You're brown because you called my fav boring game shit>Goes full meltyCry more chudtroons
>character helps you defeat the villain, but in a twist character was the main villain all along
>>732293159Only a brown would save a gif like that, even 'ironically' (but its not ironic to pajeets, its why you retards constantly use shit like lmao and other very out of date internet dialect)
>>732288720>90s-2000s era>changes suit to millenial style form-fitting skinnypant Tyler Perry suitImmersion breaking
>>732288720The fuck happened to him in hla? Looks like shit, not at all the same feel as hl2's model
>>732292929>it's just artefact cards
>>732293261>Still seethes while calling me a jeetOk bro.
>>732293261Stupid zoomer newfag
>>732293159I saved a funi gif sarr
>>732293159You're brown because you're brown. This post only proves it even more.
>>732289191>>732290171why does nobody ever consider the fact that he and his employers might be hijacking parts of the combine through some means?they could be doing anything form skimming off the top, acting as a shadow government and directing parts of the combine more towards their own ends or trying to take over the whole thingthis would make helping freeman make perfect sense since a combine pre-occupied by someone actively kicking it in the dick won't be as interested in someone breaking into their house to jack all their shit
>>732288720mossman's boy toy
>>732294654I wish I were Mossmommy's special boy.
>>732289936https://youtu.be/CfPZj0Uwwq8?si=Zhc7JyG1d9wal6Oi
>>732288720>What the hell is he anyway?that's for zoomers in 2035 to decide
>>732288720A combie glowie involved in some inter-departmental bullshit
>>732288720Some kind of alien trying to fight the Combine by inserting Gordon into the right moments in time for him to destroy important targets.
It's a shitty game why can't you fags admit it?>You're brown Is this the best insult you have?I'm brown because I don't like some shitty game?You all must be retarded.
>>732288720He's the man in the machine.His employers are the raw forces of natureHot, coldLife, deathAnger, contentmentJoy, sadnessUnconditional, self-lovingIntemporal, finite
>>732288720The 2004 model still looks cooler than the one from HLA
>>732295053>You all must
man blue business suits are fucking ugly
>>732288720Gee, I don't know, man.
>>732288720Trannyslop
