You are tasked with killing a monster from the witcher series.RULES:>You are given the full kit of a witcher>you must pick one (or more) monster that you think you can kill>the fight will take place in the woods>IF you win you will be given an isekai of your choiceNOW FIGHT!!!
I fight a ratI win
>>732292697Not a monster.you lose.
give me a water monsterit will be at disadvantage on land
>>732293217*Gets raped by 20 drowners*Welp
>>732291824Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvAdHXUvbs
>>732291824I pick the werewolf.
>>732291824>oneI could 1v1 a drowner easily. Especially with full witcher gear. I assume this doesn't count the potions as it wouldn't come with the physiology necessary to use them.
>>732291824I'm black so I could kill an unseen elder since CDPR wouldn't dare kill off the first black in the series since the 1st game. An aura of Woke protects me.
>>732291824The monsters.https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/The_Witcher_3_bestiary
>>732291824I'll fight succubus. Either way - I win
a pixie from the land of a thousand fables
>>732293579The rules were that I'd fight a monster, "a" being singular.
>>732291824rotfiendthen just throw bombs at it until it's health is low enough so it explodes
>>732291824Give me a succubus I'll.... deal with her
It's well established that the real monster is man, so just signing one to death would be ez.
>>732291824>You are given the full kit of a witcherThis includes signs, right? Not just gear?Give me a mermaid. She'll be disoriented in the woods and get caught on trees, plus they're a weasauce enemy that die to 2-3 slashes. Even if she manages to fly up I could either axii or shoot her down.
>>732300081>This includes signs, right?Lol no
>>732291824One of the generic trash ghouls. They still require silver swords to kill so they are technically monsters.Easy victory for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRG0gyVFP60
>>732291824>full kit of a witcherI chuck two dozen cluster-grenades.Doesn't matter what I'm fighting.
>>732291824I pay another witcher to fight the monster for me.
>>732304131"Full kit of a witcher" doesn't include money, since it's constantly implied they're always poor and scrounging for every penny they can get out for rewards and never doing work for free
>>732304361I let him invoke the law of surprise.
>>732291824Sit on boat, crossbow one of those mermaid things.Easy.
>>732304697>Sit on boatIn the woods?
If you play the "next gen update" you are a soulless golem.
>full manticore set>throw bombs>winNothing personell.
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>>732307081bombs are slow dogshit, just use aard like a real witcher
DEATH BATTLE
