>it's been 7 months since they announced Raiders>no news, no directs, no nothing>Splatoon 3 got a big update>STILL no Raiders newsWhat the fuck is going on?
1 more weektrust the plan
>>732299707watch it being delayed
>>732299707The plan to show nothing/announce a delay?
squid massage 3D is coming out of beta before this game releases
>>732300048Oh shit this dude is still working? God bless.
>>732300048Bet
>>732300145>Squidccubus
Frye thread, in this economy?
>>732300228Squids are serious business.
>>732300252Shiver steal.
>>732300298steal frye?
>>732299707We aren't getting shit, are we...
>>732299636It had the trademark renewed for the 17th so check again in 2 weeks
>people excited for Raiders>we don't even know what kind of game it is yet
>>732300349Licking Frye's not so steel abs.
>>732301004Is she supposed to be a jeet or MENA?
>>732300881Its a game where you get to be a squid. Do you really need more then that?
>>732301308But what if I want to be an octo?
>>732300881it has frye in it what else do i need
>>732300881it has shiver in it what else do i need
More like Womb Raiders
>>732301613Do they give live birth or lay eggs?
>>732301613I want to Raiders Marina's marinas.
>>732300881it's a spinoff, the idea of something new is exciting enough
>>732300881Octo sexo.
>>732301518shiver...>>732301587frye...
I got a feeling that Raiders will be jampacked full of content.
>>732302768I have a really strong feeling it won't but that I'll probably buy it anyway.
>>732301518>>732301587
>>732303045A good splatoon consoomer. A splatooner?
>>732300881It's an splot spinoff anon, I'd love an splot game that's not online
>>732300145Marie's big maries...
>>732304301They aren't THAT big.
>>732304502Eh, they're pretty big...
>>732304748Okay but they are not too big.
Where is raiders? Did they secretly cancel it?
>>732300048I continue to sit in quiet suffering until Marina is added
>>732305459Yeah please wait warmly for Splatoon 4.
>>732306035I am not having fun on this wild ride, I want to get off I want more woomy and veemo content
>>732306197Just have to get the partner direct out of the way and then probably next week is a real direct.
>>732305459a trademark update was filed recently for February 17th, we're likely to get some sort of news sooner rather than later.
>>732299636You mean the thing Nintendo always does? They are doing it again? Well shit, I didn't see that coming.
I never play ranked in Splatoon 3. Something about the rank always getting reset each season just makes it feel futile. I also only like clam blitz and splat zones. Rainmaker and especially tower control fucking suck.
>>732300586you're getting shit, alright
>>732307404Idongeddit
These two finally arrived. I should probably move my Splat stuff off the Kirby shelf since it's a little cramped now, but they're super cute and surprisingly articulated.
>>732299636Hey it's the shitting girl
>>732308710>those two chef Kirby figsCUTE
>>732299636Trust the plan. New update adding health bars and new hitboxes is a testground for Raiders.
>>732310571I thought people hated the health bars?
>>732310879That's why they're testing it in a game that's nearing end of service and about to be replaced.
>>732306772>>732306732February is a big month for games then if true, new resident evil, 3 characters coming to sonic crossworlds, possible splatoon news and patches for monster hunter
>>732311432Shiver's fat BUTT.
>>732299845It has no release date announcement so it by definition cannot be delayed.
>>732311767Shiver ass slander...
>>732312084It's fat, don't deny it.
Who else is playing this game while listening to kpop?
>>732300881>there is a slight possibility that it will be priced at $70 or $80
>>732299636it's not even 2026, it's TBD lol
>>732312474Remember, if Nonoctoro joins your lobby, it's for the good of everyone to open the "recent players" list on the home menu for friends and block contact.Anyway, patch notes for an hour ago
>>732313087You sound like that incredibly annoying /trash/ faggot that shits up these threads. I think you should kill yourself.
>>732303045lmfaoNot a cult though
How many days have we gone now without any first-party game directs?
I like the meme of 'guy who hates porn but posts in blatantly splatoon porn thread'
>>732303045They'd drop the ball hard if it doesn't.
>>732313737My assumption is that it will incorporate the rogue-like elements of the 3 DLC, so they'll be able to say it has "infinite" content but really, you will do everything there is to do somewhat quickly.
>>732313804Yeah if they do that its dropping the ball really fucking bad. Would honestly make me fear for 4.
>>732312448>possibilityit's a switch 2 exclusive, it's gonna be $70
>>732313804>Woomyzilla
>>732313737You faggots deserve to get fleeced. I hope they fuck you hard lmao
>>732314285What makes a person so upset that others get a fun and original series to enjoy?
>>732314285What did anon mean by this
>>732314365He didn't make it to X rank and it haunts him.
>>732314365>I have a really strong feeling it won't but that I'll probably buy it anyway.>why do people hate tendies for being dick sucking cultists for?No idea anon.
>>732314574This happens with any series.People like the series, look forward to the next one and are prepared to get it because they want more from the series.Or are you now pretending that getting games is "cultist behaviour"
does it even matterive never even seen a screenshot from anyone who plays this gamecan you stop pretending you play this lmao
I hope we get another splatbait character like marina
>>732306732Of course, they need the direct to anounce the pokemon direct
Thicc squids.
Is Mechanic the new Best Girl?
>>732316608Dunno, her game hasn't come out. But I like a girl in work pants and overalls.
>>732316506I like big and small cephs
I really need to ink marina's splatzone
>>732316964I air more on the side of big but to each his own.
Octoling Girls can't be trusted.
>>732317367Their cuteness cannot be trusted.
Luring on Marooner's Bay NT:DoAggro scrappers and have them follow you up the elevators to reach the basket more quicklyAggro steelheads and have them follow you up the elevators to reach the basket more quickly (a bit more difficult)Aggro maws and lead them to the basketDon'tHug the basket and wait for everything to come to you the entire time and complain about your teammates (it takes wayyyy too long for this to work at higher hazard levels + you WILL get overrun)Shorekilling on Marooner's Bay NT:DoKill bosses on either side of the ship next to the basket and throw eggs up (you can actually deposit eggs directly from ground level with practice) if they can't easily be lured to the basket, the basket is currently crowded, etc.Don'tKill bosses on the opposite side of the map of the basket (unless it's the very first boss or two) and leave the eggs there (unless the snatchers are favorable, then you can do this for the first half of the wave). In this situation, I am assuming there is no big shot cannon.Now for HT:Do"Shorekill" for the first 30-40 seconds or so AND throw eggs backReturn to the basket with at least 50-60ish seconds left so that snatchers have time to bring the eggs towards the basket and remaining lurables follow you to the basket (you return sooner if the snatchers aren't favorable)Use your specials to kill statics if you can't reach themDon'tBasket hug right from the start and spam "This Way!"Shorekill the entirety of the wave and refuse to throw eggsMarooner's Bay is a tough map. Even though there are many variables outside of your control, there are things within your control you can focus on.
>>732318057How helpful.
>>732318057Are these actual tips? I hover around EVP 100-300 with randoms and don't think I've ever considered a strategy for any map besides clear the threats that are important in that moment and make sure we have a route to run in circles. I suppose I could still be considered a casual though since I only play a few matches a week usually.
>tfw regularly hit max hazard with randomsThat's the power you get from shooting ink to marina and shiver
>>732319118I think the core gameplay of salmon run is actually really fun and interesting, and can lead to some memorable moments of high action, split decision saves and team play that keeps me coming back. It's just an added bonus that every veemo has undulating hips for days that never quit.
>>732319327The hips really do help. I feel like all I ever played for the longest time was salmon run
>>732318654the easy way to climb marooner's bay is to kill every mobile boss that sets foot on the boat properthen ferry the eggs to the basketluring clogs the boat in higher evp
>>732319398Salmon run is by far the best game mode either way. I've said it before, but I think the next clear update to the game mode would to give us the DLC drones for glide jumps or just give us a co op roguelite mode. >>732319432I can never seem to understand when things are about to go under. I'll feel like everything is fine, clear, we have routes and eggs to pick up... then in the next 7 seconds there's about 30 missiles being launched at us, 2 snipers cutting through the map, and several pillars of those spinners showing up from thin air. But it's tons of fun still.
>>732299636I'm obsessed with Frye
>>732314365snoys are just like that. always have been. dont know why.
>>732321274clogged toilets incoming
>>732321548Frye and her fivehead grew on me, like how Pearl did.
>>732321548>>732322438And now we get to be trapped on a deserted island with Frye and Shiver.
>>732322438I thought I wasn't going to like these squids as much as their partners only for them to become my favorites
>>732322515Surely we'll also see big man, but I would love more Frye and Shiver. >>732322603It's a toss up for me, I can't seem to ever pick and stay with a favorite idol.
>>732322823That's fair, they're all pretty good
>>732323649it's true, it would be impossible to choose favorites
What is Raiders even suppose to be? Splat3 is shit, so hopefully it'll be better than that.
Same thing happened with Side Order, I don't know what you expected. We ain't getting info until after the next general ninteodo direct, as Splatoon gets to have its own special directs.Good games last night, by the way. Was kind of hoping for two bosses but it took forever just to get one and I guess everyone was tired or something.>>732323963Literally nobody knows.
>>732301040Okinawan
I never like the SR rotation whenever I come back to Splatoon 3, it's always with something I don't like using.
>>732325481These are pretty much all great weapons to be using on the boat, though I will admit the tenta's rate of fire gets me killed quite a bit.
>>732322603>those charactersThe Retard Crew™.
>>732322603It's not that I don't love them. It's just that their partners are superior.
Octos.
>>732326843Made for tender love.
>>732327160I would've said maid for molesting on the train but sure, that works too.
>>732327382based
>>732327382Absolutely not, and the artist should be ashamed of himself for what's done to her. I'm taking her home, someplace safe.
>>732327525I'm taking her to my home, someplace unsafe.
>>732328191Too late, she's mine now. She'll only get the best care, affection, and 100% consensual loving that she deserves! The loving all octos deserve.
Anons arguing where to take her while she's just trying to get to her Grizzco shift on time is insane
>>732328915Please, she's not an actual worker. She's in the Morale Corp, just eye candy.
>>732328915Is it so wrong to be worried about her?>>732329070Wrong, I go with her every time and make sure she's doing her best. And also that slimeballs keep their hands off of her.
>>732329713>And also that slimeballs keep their hands off of her.
Pumping...
>>732329759...the shotgun to blow your brains out?
>>732329735Echoes of the past, nothing more. This octo has escaped that.
>>732330004No... my splattershot to empty my inktank....
If squid beaks and octopus beaks are virtually the same, how come octos and inklings have different teeth structures?
Why are they all so fat
>>732331538Too many crab sandwiches.
>>732331618I will feed them more crab sandwiches.
>>732300881pretty obvious it's a singleplayer action adventure splatoon spinoff which is what a lot of people wanted (by lot of people I mean me)
>>732332350Not me. I wanted Splatoon on the PC and Splatoon 4.
>>732332394yeah but no one gives a fuck about what you want (by no one I mean me)
>>732332394Why would you want it on PC? controlling squid form with WASD movement & shift/ctrl to modulate speed would suck ass. Splatoon is the only game in the industry where using the term "console shooter" isn't a derogatory remark
>>732332751Because I like Splatoon and I don't like playing on a handheld.>>732332750I bet your ink is black you double octo
>>732329713I need to check how full her ink sacks are
I'm afraid to play splat 3 online. Haven't touched it since not long after launch. I just know it's full of minmaxxed sweats by now...
>>732333887it's funny how splatoon is still seen as this casual kids game when it's probably the most hardcore game in nintendo's catalog
>new updateHuh?
>>732334183>bro doesn't know about the health bar fiasco
>>732299636>splatoon general not even talking about splatoon 3 anymoreOwari da. Game died so fucking quickly it's unreal.
>>732335918no way they walked it back
>>732334107People think bright colors mean kiddy stuff. Nature will tell you that bright colors means that animal or plant is gonna kill you via venom in the most horrible way possible.
>>732336013anon... 2022 was 7 years ago
>>732336013I would've thought the update might've shaken things up but I guess not.
>nooooo why don't you have deep debates about le meta gayme in the current year!!!no one in /v/ is sentient enough to do that and the only people still playing are high level compfags which immediately excludes the entirety of /v/
>>732336013Gee 2 wieners, Marie?
>>732337252Different kind of wieners than she's used to taking.
>>732299636Spaltoon games have too much backstory these days. It gets in the way of gameplay.
>>732337540Is she a gluttony always up for wieners?
>>732337638oh to be a young fan sandwiched between them....
>>732337638She's always stuffing her face, so I guess your could say that.
WOAH SQUID
Squids are for shooting ropes of ink to
>>732337820
>>732337725Sandwiches too now? It's a whole dinner>>732337729Stuffing Marie sounds fun.
>>732303312Cute anemone
>>732337848Marie and Marina da best
>>732337878Ass expansion is so rare, it's great to see it done well.
>>732337848Huh like right now? You wanna?>>732338030They make me all pumped for a spaltfes!
I need to go to bed so I can't post porn but I blew ropes twice to this thread
>>732338080yyeswhere's the blatant joi posters
>faggot ERPer is back replying to himself again
Shiver wants (you) to pump
>>732338150Okay understood. I get my inkgun loaded for a quick match.>>732338083>>732338306WHOA nice.
>>732337196poolcode: inkgen
okay im going to bed before mommy shiver starts demanding eshop cards she won't even use. Make sure to cum if you read this
>>732338080Do they, now?
>>732338525Yeah if you post another Marie like that there is going to be a huge mess.
>>732338640What if I post Marina instead?
>>732338787Goodness that was a toecurling inkshot that had me groaning while the inkgun fired off wildly. The first splat of the day really is something special.
>>732339039Bet that felt good. I'm still working on it.
>>732339298What's the holdup? Just pump the ink fast and hard.
>>732339565There it is. Her grand festival outfit helped out a lot.
>>732339875There you go. Glad we got you taken care of as well. GG
>>732340094Usually I take such business to another specific board, but you got me going.
>>732340264I can play where ever if there are players.
Choose
>>732342090marina and agent 8 own me
>>732342159
>>732342606so good..
>>732342709
I want to perform corrective impregnating sex on bratty squids!!
>>732343124Please behave.
splacoom
>>732343819That octo is practically marinated in sweat.
idgi where is splatoon in the direct
>>732344796That was a partner direct aka 3rd parties showing off $70 ports of 10 year old games that run badly.
>>732344796>>732346393>We might not get any Raiders news until the summerGrim.
sploon direct when?I need it
>>732308710You're cute, anon<3
>>732349308feb 17th.
>>732352497TheThe squids are touching.
>>732352497hipster cut woomies are underrated.
