When's the next balance patch? Is this shit abandoned or something?
>same joke the thread
>>732303227Just make new jokes for this topic then
It's weird how there are no more games like chess, like similar board games with a different rule set, I mean of course there might be but they are not popular, only chess is popular
>>732303307you can play chess with any rules you want
>>732303307Checkers?
Thoughts on chess, Japan?
>I'm very concerned because I think the Jews want to drive the elephants to extinction because the trunk of an elephant reminds them of an uncircumcised penis. I'm absolutely serious about that... Jews are sick, they're mental cases.
>>732303419Chinese chess looks cooler, but I don't know how to play either
>fans create mods that fix all the problems>players refuse to use them
>>732303579chess needs a canon unit
>>732303579I also barely know how Chinese chess works but I like how you can really see the roots of chess as a wargame there, with more focus on formations and units blocking each other and shit
>>732303158How would a chess roguelike work
>>732303579>I don't know how to playThe cannons can blast the elephants but it's risky since the Chariots can then get them in return. In some rare cases the elephant can eat the cannons instead.
>>732303645>players refuse to use themNo one is agains the idea of Fischer Random, chess is controlled by FIDE and FIDE will never EVER let Fischer Random be the main game, FIDE is owned by jewish russians living in france btw, just one of those random coincidences xD
>>732303724By adding more mechanics than just normal chessAnd yes, of course it exists already https://store.steampowered.com/app/1972440/Shotgun_King_The_Final_Checkmate/
>>732303741>elephants>chariots>canonswut
>>732303437>raging anti-semite>but also jewish
>>732303846The elephants are bishops but they can't cross the middle of the map (river), they are a defensive unit. Canons shoot units across the river into the enemy camp, you can shoot a rook into the enemy lines. Chinese chess is a cooler chess.
We need a new Archon
>>732303419>>732303579This is like that overwatch gif where there's just colors and you don't know wtf is going on
>>732304262I think that's Valorant, where the dude gets flashbanged like 3 times in a row
>>732304130>chinese anything>coolerI did not see this coming.
>oldest game ever is also the best game ever in its genre 2500+ years of being on top
>>732303307Shogi.
>>732303307There are some variants, like randomized chess.
>>732310432That's got to be stupid probably>oops I randomed my king to be in the middle of nowhere completely unprotected
>>732303579Let's play, I first set up for double dragonsOkay your move, /v/
>>732311032There's a pretty good one that's only semi-random>Chess960, also known as Fischer Random Chess, is a chess variant that randomizes the starting position of the pieces on the back rank. >It was introduced by former world chess champion Bobby Fischer in 1996 to reduce the emphasis on opening preparation and to encourage creativity in play.The back row is randomized, with white and black positions matching each other.
>>732303158You should be able to blunder your king. This would eliminate draws at the cost of one extra move after checkmate.
>>732303158>2026>I am forgotten
>>732303158Okay jokes aside what would be the best way to cheat in this?
>>732311598I like the version where stalemate = victory for the king who is put into stalemate. It means that the side with the upper hand has to be careful even right at the end.
>>732303158>white goes firstAYO DIS SHIT RACIST NIGGAAAAA
>>7323116654 move checkmate Unfortunately it's just like a 4 pool in Starcraft though with the same advantages and disadvantages
>>732303158Should add rollslop or input reading for more modern audience
>>732311283Yeah, that's probably the most played chess variant and there's multiple tournaments of super GMs playing it including one this month.https://www.chess.com/events/info/2026-fide-freestyle-chess-world-championship
>>732311770That's a little better, but what I really don't like is the whole playing to lose aspect. Both players have to be extra considerate of the board state at all times in all points of the game if there wasn't a rule that forces you to realize you are in danger
>>732312136it must be insane to play and filter the poser so hard lmao
>>732303937Being a jew it's more a tribal thing rather than an ethnic one. Not all Israelites are jews.
>>732303937being a jew don't stop you from having morale (well kind off but we are not having this debate)
>>732303419crazyhouse, but simple
What about thisFixed back row, randomized pawns
>>732312610>King takes the queen even though that puts him in checkshit game
>>732312610what stop you from just waiting for the oponent to reach you ?
>>732312687
>>732312687>>732312846on second thought, it might be kind of cool if your pawns could be coin flipped to be on the third row instead of the second. mirrored of course
>>732303937There are exceptions for every rule
>>732303357I guess, but my sister wont let me do any shit like castling or en passante because she says it isnt fair.
>>732314784Weird, she lets me do that whenever I want.
>>732314862"her" and I were born identical twins, so enjoy yourself
>>732303937Being jewish is quite a sad existence. You're part of the most privilaged class in the world, but it requires absolute obedience to the tribe, otherwise you're ostracized.This is why "self-hating jews" like Bobby Fisher go absolutely nuclear. If you're gonna have your life ruined because you dared be a bit critical of your own people. There's no point in holding back.
>>732303937self hating jews are a thing
>>732314784Your sister is right, those rules are nonsensical.
>>732315031>Identical twins both become tranniesgrim
>>732303937its like they are drones who broke off the hive
