>five new heroes release next season>all the heroes are bangers>tracer's ass is restored>tons of amazing skins coming out>game is getting revolutionary updatesWill you finally come back to Overwatch /v/? She's waiting for you.
>>732306893I will continue to jerk it to the porn and never play the game, thank you
>>732306893They are bland with a capital b
>>732306893I'll do what >>732307012 said.I'll happily enjoy masturbating to all the anal animations of D.Va, Widowmaker, and Kiriko while filtering out every other girl.
>>732306893The Chinese red scare did its job and the result is still garbage
>>732306893pits
>>732306893gold plated future corporate executive aesthetic sucks
>this is why Taiwan isn't an independent country
>>732306893What about Tracer's ass?
So they>halted content updates for ow2 to prepare for the re-relaunch of ow>doing this solely because the whole point of ow2 was to have pve content, after 3 years they decided sticking with the name was retarded because the pve was shit canned immediatly>still insists on a shitty and way more predatoey free to play model thata worse than the lootboxes>release more and more powercrept heroes because the game is now almost 10 years old and this outcome is inevitable for all hero based gamesIts not even worth acknowledging anymore. Its dead. Dead and buried.
>>732307196Blizzard's century of humiliation stops now(it doesnt)
>bangers>shilling blizzard in 2026i hate zoomgroids so fucking much
>>732306893noI'm not the audience for this
>>732307487they never took it away but you'd only know that if you played video games
>>732306893Finally a character that panders to me and my enormous throbbing white pleasure stick.
>>732306893>all the heroes are bangersbuy an ad
>>732306893Well post the new Tracers ass then, the class is waiting anon
>>732307012fpbp/thread
>>732306893I wonder if they're actually going to remove the "2".>>732307196It's funny people called MR the reason they added stadium mode in even though it was in dev well before MR was even a closed beta. This new update, however, is prompted by MR. The new menu, the new characters' designs, everything screams "look more like MR and try to get those players back".
>>732306893She looks like she fucks white men.
>>732306893I will never play a Blizzard game
>>732306893>backpedaling hard>5 new uninspired characters>2 are porn bait because they are desperate>their introduction won't mess up the balancing, promise!>MORE SKINS!!
>>732306893She rapes white men.
>>732306893She just looks like a Pharah skin. Like I'm down bad for dark skin girls, my secret twitter account is basically just an excuse to fallow BWWM porn accounts, but I feel like you should at least try to make the girls stand out rather than just make the same looking girl.
>>732306893Did they actually state that they're going to restore Tracer's ass? Big if true
>>732308981women can't rape men
>>732306893>Emma frost at home>Even almost the same kit
>bangersThis has to be some shill campaign. No I e talked about overwatch here but I've seen like 2 dozen threads about how "good" the new heros are when they're derivative of their own designs. They're not the worst thing I've seen but that's a LOW bar. They look bland as fuck
>>732307440>>732306893I can't believe how shit these designs look compared to the original designs. this is so embarrassing
>>732309551>no pubesgarbage
>>732309551Actual downgrade lol.
>>732309551>no pubespiss off hetfag
>>732306893Why couldn't they do this 5 years ago?
>>732309551Imagine losing to a brown woman when you're a thick blonde white woman. Embarrassing.
>>732306893If you ever feel like your existence is sad, don't. Remember that there are people in comparison who play Overwatch, 10 years later
>>732306893While it is fucking awesome to look at those I swear they cant help themselves at blizzard, of course shes brown because GOD FORBID they make her white right, they`d rather make her fucking purple than white
>>732311168If shes white then Im a 6 ft tall, blonde and blue eyes chad drowning in pussy
>>732306893But 3 goonbait characters, ANOTHER hashimoto clan character, My strong italian women OC killing doomfist and taking over talon, ANOTHER mercy mythic and then a little april fools joke character sounds like a fucking shitpost
>>732312393Right is definitively better all Asians look alike for a very good reason
jesus she has a massive butt
MORE PORN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>mid as shit characters>only 5
>>732307440
>>732306893My conditions for coming back are simple. Restore 6v6. More big tits and asses. Uncensored interactive impregnation scenes for all female characters.
>>732308505Lying revisionist scumfuck
>>732312839they already permanently brought back 6v6. you can pick 6v6 or 5v5 when you play
>>732312778HOLY GYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>732308675The things I'd do to this fucking bunny.God I wish I was Nick.
>no new niggers Bless you, Blizzard. The Kotick stink is finally removed.
>>732312898post a side by side comparison
>>732312778>draw a white woman>painting bucket>call her IndianEvery time. Well except for the Indian part
>>732312937Good. Let me know when they fulfill the rest of my demands.
>>732306893In a way I'm glad Overwatch is still on life support. Can't wait for the new rule34 animations.
Damn they buffed Tracer
fixed
So how much do you think Blizzard pays to shill on v? I know jeets can be bought with pennies but surely after so many years it starts to add up. I really doubt the marketing threads even lead to any increase in player counts since wow/overwatch/whatever else thread always devolves into people shitting on Blizzard or just posting porn.
>>732313046Not only that, they killed Doomfist
>>732313763Porn does work as advertisement though. There have been cases in the past from the game industry where devs were caught trying to promote it for that exact purpose
>>732306893She's gay, for sure.Blizzard would sooner burn their own building down with everyone inside before they catered to straight white men.
>>732313763They don't pay to shill specifically on /v/. They just pay some external companies to shill on the "usual social media" sites. Then they turn on their bots and set them loose.
nobody gives a fuck about overwatch for years and suddenly this one update is being spammed in all my social media feeds. Very organic blizzard! Still not playing. Dilate & kill yourselves
Did they hire Koreans to design the characters? They all look really samey.
>>732306893>tracer's ass is restoredPictures?
>>732306893>tracer's ass is restoredwhat happened to tracers ass? didn't they make d.va's huge?
>>732314181>They all look really samey.stop pretending people care about this, lmao.
>>732311168Welcome to Overwatch, where only the Asian dudes look Asian.
>>732307012Being doing this for agesFuck OW, fuck Blizzard, fuck their brain-dead base and mostly importantly, fuck this chinese fat cow
I will try it out. I don't take the game seriously, but I do like the wide variety of aiming the game supports. Adding so many heroes at once seems risky and the subroles I don't like.
>>732315119butt hole
>>732313697Looks even more generic somehow
>>732312552For what purpose?
>>732306893>get scared by rivals >forced to give people what they wantand schizophrenic retards here will still pretend like competition isn't good for the health of a franchise and continue to wish for the death of (rival company)
>>732307489>all this because they killed the game themselves, and Rivals took away all the players who wanted a hero shooter that was at least decent but also fun to play
>>732314067Anon, did you forget that only a couple years ago they made heroes like picrel?Blizzard's pendulum is swinging back now they've finally accepted where the money is. The five they showed are>goonerbait for men>goonerbait for fags>goonerbait for women>goonerbait for men>catIt's still clear they've lost their good character designers, but that only drops them to on-par with Rivals.Honestly I might almost reinstall it if it weren't for the fucking collab skins making characters unrecognisable (esp. the dev waifu). And also pic rel still being in the game and me never wanting to look at her.
>>732306893> bangersno thanks nigger
>>732307440why does dva have a fan? is it some lunar festival skin? whats the mech look like
>>732306893no. stop begging us to come back its cringe.
>>732318782if you put asian looking things in your games asians will buy it. this is why mei has the boba shop skin
>>732306893I think the characters are cool, but I'm too busy playing Hearthstone and then Midnight in March... If this were 2016, I would be even more excited. Basically, what I'm trying to say is: Overwatchfags got a major win today.
>>732317864>>cati thought that was the goonerbait for men
Big titty brownfu is hot but they seriously look like they're from a cheap knock off of the game
>>732307012As a patrican gooner, how do you rate the new cast? Particularly compared to the original 15?
>>732307440kitana dva looks kinda lame
>>732306893I still don't think this character even approaches the original female cast of characters. There's just a distinct difference in design sensibilities.
This is definitely the golden age (of Talon)
>>732307440Is this a new character?Thought it was a Tracer skin.
>>732306893Safe horny.
>>732317864just so u know, reinstalling the game means seeing every mental illness flag every 15 seconds and every time you open up the scoreboard
> https://old.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/> PLEASE CHANGE THE FACE OF THIS NEW CHARACTER SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFULanother jew psyop on plebbit
>>732313834>"kill"Dumb bitch threw him out a window like a dumbass instead of confirming it
i cant
>designs so generic shills are having to dig out rdddit posts to try and get 4chan to like them Grim
> https://old.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/1qw2fng/i_love_anran_buttt/>AAACK NOT A REDUCTION OF THE NOSE!!!
>>732306893>all the heroes are bangers
>>732307440>isn'tanon...
>>732319375>Genshi skin>Soldier 67>Astronaut girl without the helmet>A cat
>>732306893Built for far ugly bastard CEOs that force her to have sex with them whilst blackmailing her husband.
>>732306893looking forward to domina porn
I will now play you game.
>>732325160actually kill yourself
>>732325361>ohnonnonono she looks just like ASHE and not like in the state-funded netflix reveal cinematic!!! ACCCCKKKKK
>>732307012
>>732307012fpbp
>>732306893The number of f-list shemale profiles that are going to be made of her is insane. I am so excited.~
>>732313697Wrong way, old man.
>>732312778these rare good looking brown women usually fucks only white men
>>732319375This is such a panic button move.>girlboss with sexy curves>spunky tomboy type from taiwan>bladed ninja>generic Main McCharacter-san>quirky pet
>>732306893I do not care about of that. You can make Overwatch as goonbait as possible but you'll never convince me to care about the game ever again. They killed Overwatch with 2 and I'm never coming back. Do not fall for their cheap tricks.
>>732325575Aether should impregnate all of them.
>still no filipino hero>still no spanish hero>still no portuguese hero>still no Romanian hero>still no Vietnamese heroWhat is going on?
You see, nothing can change the jewish propaganda this game tried to force on us back in the day, and said shit is still in the game. Removing tracer's ass, anual in-game "Celebrate Pride" events, turning everyone into a fag, making purposefully ugly females, giving characters rabdom disabilities for muh inclusion. Never going back, lmao.
>>732325791You guys post shit like this every other post but mention of bbc and you start spazzing and foaming at the mouth with sheer defeat. What's up with that?
>>732325807>back in the day Overwatch is still wokeslop though
game is actually good for oncei'm enjoying it
>>732325807also you really *cant* avoid not seeing these icons once you go in game. there's always one faggot using this kind of icon and banner which make for great targets but it's just frying your brain in the long term
>>732309551You son of a bitch I was gonna make this joke
>>732325373>t. Self inserts as the cuck husbandShe’ll be coming home with a creampie
>>732306893It honestly makes Blizzard an even more retarded company by removing the first game then going back and just making the """sequel""" an exact 1 to 1 copy of it.
>>732309551>shavedfuck off homo
>>732306893>Will you finally come back to OverwatchI never "went" to Overwatcht. never played it, never will
>>732306893Desperate last attempt to regain players lmaoI'll keep doing what >>732307012 said instead, and enjoying single player games.
Is it actually worth coming back? I haven't touched it since 2020 and I kinda miss the idea of it
>>732327309>Desperate last attempt2 more weeks
>>732307012Its interesting that the porn of the game eclipsed the game itself. Moreso than Bioshock Infinite cause at least people remember the game (even if its for negative reasons)
>>732307012FPBP
They all look like mobile slop lol
THEY KILLED DOOMFIST DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH
>>732306893What is her ultimate? Shitting all over the player screen?
>>732314181I didn't like the Pulp Fiction direction of futa porn. Would not fap again
>>732306893>Will you finally come back to OverwatchFool me once
>>732319321Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking with those eyes
>>732315446for me to bury my face in
>>732329008God I wish.>>732329246>We want the Yumi audience
>>732329246>we want the human male audience
>>732313627where is this from?
emre looks fun and cool. i know we dont actually care about gameplay but im looking forward to zooming around the map with sticky jumps and the pistol.
>dollar massively loses value on the world market>magically and for no connection the above sexy women start appearing in media again
>name of the cat with jetpack is jetpack catWhy not give the cat a proper name like Jet?
>>732325687Don't you dare insult my brother Kyle Crane.
jetpack cat
>>732307340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRq9ATmkKaI
I've never played overwatch, if i start now is everyone gonna bully me?
>>732306893i'll try it, but i expect it'll still be a stressful experience for a multitude of reasons, and everyone in ever match will be raging
>>732306893
>>732320316vendetta just doesn't have the charisma to be the new leader it won't work
>>732306893>revolutionary updates nice joke
>>732306893How did those milkers get past commiefornian censorship? What’s the catch?
>PLEASE PLAY THIS SHITTY BLAND CORPORATE GAME!!! PLEASE!!! I BEG YOU!!!!Stfu goofy ass niggaI only have a battle.net account to play starcraft and diablo 2
Overwatch threads are prime v material No games, only shitposting
>>732333995Most likely that she's a lesbian or one of the meme fake genders.
>>732314181UhhhhIs thatCum?
>>732306893She ugly
>>732306893>Emma Frost but Indian
>>732333995she's lesbian non-binary
