LOL
I don’t get it.
>>732312858She is offering Link a ceremonial gift of caviar that all zora give their new husbands.
>>732311905Zora are internally fertilized and then lay eggs as confirmed by Majora's Mask. The mermaid joke from Futurama has done immeasurable damage to fishfuckers everywhere.
>>732313175This
>>732312858Fish lay unfertilized eggs and then the male fish cum all over them to fertilize them. She wants Link to jerk off onto the eggs.
Breath of the Wild turned Zoras into shark people and plenty of sharks give live birth
>>732311905>>732313175some fish do hatch eggs their internally, sharks are good example of that
>>732313175The species barrier gap is too great, the evolutionary split happened millions of years ago.
that's kind hot if she watches
>>732311905this is not too bad if she gives a handy desu
>>732311905Only weird thing here is a fish having tits and toes.
>>732311905"No way fag">Leaves and eats Revali's cloaca out for 12 hours straight
>>732313175Oh no, how dare they ruin the reputation of the noble fish fucking community.
>>732315705It's a fantasy setting. I can fuck everything in my fantasies and get it pregnant
Why this bitch laying eggs when she has a birth canal and mammary glands?
>>732316542they're vestigial
>>732316542cloaca, swim bladders
>>732315705Made for Old balding Roman generals
>>732316329This, fuck them. At least we are in good fish fucking company here.
i thought this was giant content
it's a joke you imbeciles>uhhh uhhh that's not lore accurateoh fuck off
>>732316202for me its tulin
This is an awful LOL thread.
>>732317053its an unrealistic joke so it's not funny
>>732317202Anon he belongs to packs of bokoblins, only Revali is truly for (You)
Honestly its like those people who see pictures with reptilian girls with boobies and go "ermm reptiles dont have milk why do they need boobs" as they push up their retarded square glasseslike no shit it's unrealistic it's a fucking fantasy world I'll have all the snakes with boobs and fish sex all i fucking want
>>732315705>Darwin:>Linnaeus: >Mendel:>Lamarck:>The nearest animal breeder:>Some fat fuck online: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T CROSSBREED TOGETHER THEY'RE ENTIRELY NEW SPECIES AND [proofless insane babble] SO THAT'S WHY RUTO CAN'T SHACK UP WITH LINK YOU SEEE?!THIS WORLD WAS MADE BY THREE FUCKING GODDESSES ON A WHIMTHE SAME GODDESSES TURNED FISH INTO BIRDS TO BAN THEM FROM BEING NOSY IN THE SEAIF A GODDESS WANTS TO FORCE YOU TO BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE YOU WILL BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE AND LAY HORSE EGGS FUCK OFF
>>732315705
>>732318320Botw fix the rito, thank goodness.
>>732317735Ok jesus anon.
>>732317735>IF A GODDESS WANTS TO FORCE YOU TO BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE YOU WILL BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE AND LAY HORSE EGGS FUCK OFFHot.
>>732316329kek
>>732311905Are Zora-Hylian hybrids even possible? Would they be all fucked up or a new superior race?
>>732311905LMAOhttps://litter.catbox.moe/2lwnevu5elufyo2x.png
>>732313175Thank god /v/ has fish fucking lore experts.
>>732313175I don't understand how someone can be proud of being a fucking geek. Don't these people have any self-awareness?
>>732316192yeah im too stupid for this joke
>>732322036I need you to read the post in the image very carefully. Look at the letters in the words.
>>732321639n i c e
>>732313175>The mermaid joke from Futurama has done immeasurable damage to fishfuckers everywhere.How could they do that to such a proud and noble people.
>>732317735>IF A GODDESS WANTS TO FORCE YOU TO BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE YOU WILL BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE AND LAY HORSE EGGS FUCK OFF
>>732321991You're on a video games board, on a site filled with dozens of boards about the geekiest shit in existence and you're trying to geek shame? These people? Nigga you are those people
>>732314882she could at least help him out
>>732313175This is why I keep browsing /v/
>>732323105Animals are extremely tired and vulnerable after laying eggs or giving birth. Predators have often seen this as the perfect opportunity to hunt. Shes too exhausted and Link also needs to protect her while she recuperates.
>>732316329
>>732321991>I don't understand how someone can be proud of being a fucking geek
>>732316329It can only get better anon
>>732313175>as confirmed by Majora's Maskhuh?
>>732315705nahhttps://www.macroevolution.net
>>732323637Lucky bastard
>>732317267can i at least get a talonjob from him after the bokoblins are done?
>>732324492What's there to huh about?
>>732321991>Don't these people have any self-awareness?ironic
>>732313175The Magic School Bus already did that before you were born, buddy.
>>732325993gross
>>732322036you really are
ha ha ha
>>732312858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUuD3LMitBo
>>732311905I want to kiss Link's feet
>>732326083Based antivirus merchant
>>732323637>it was time
>>732326218idgi
>>732316249A is by far easier and faster
>>732313175You will NEVER fuck a fish woman
>>732323637i'm hard as rock but i would never ever fuck a fish
>>732327239Well good thing dolphins aren't fish.
>>732321639WHAT THE HELL
>>732316329This, but unironically
>>732327512Cunt you got my hopes up that it was dolphin porn.
>>732321991kill yourself tranny
>>732327612It kinda is, in a way...
>>732327612This animation looked like a gay furry made it and it ruins the entire thing for me.
>>732311905Zora should be dolphins
>>732317735>THE SAME GODDESSES TURNED FISH INTO BIRDS See, I just take this as more proof that the Goddesses are all shitheels.
>>732327582This has to be some of the most horribly drawn Crash art I’ve ever seen.
>>732326401why can't we do this?
>>732327582Why is the baby a rat?
>>732328183Drugs and lesbianism weren't kind to her.
>>732324492>>732313175Yeah you know, the non canon Zelda game.
>>732328696>Yeah you know, the non canon Zelda game.Its on the official timeline on both the japanese and english website. It doesnt get more canon than that famnon.
>>732311905I don't get it.
>>732328872>Its on the official timeline This non canon fucking game is literally responsible for the levity behind any fucking timeline you're referring to seriously. As in "what timeline"? We're up to how many now, 3? All because of fucking Aonuma and Nintendo entertaining fanshit theories over an asset flip of a game.
>>732329224Hate it or not, its canon.
>>732328263It's simple: we're not fish.
>>732311905Stop shilling your shit bishop
>>732329297It's as canon as Link's Awakening. If your argument is "official company made it" then it's as canon as Halo 5. If your argument is "Bing Bing wahoo made it AND the timeline and it's proper place in said timeline" then it's as canon as Starfox Command.
>>732329360we used to...
>>732311905Aight guys give it to me straight.I have a N64 with OOT and started playing it YEARS ago, but got OCD'd by it trying to catch all the spiders. I made it to when Link becomes adult and stopped playing there out of boredom.Is it worth finishing it?
>>732313175YWNBAF
>>732329418in what world is Halo 5 canon to Zelda
>>732328696>non canon>>732328872>Its on the official timelineAs someone who doesnt play Zelda games they all look wildly different with stories that are obviously not connected to each other this comes across like the most desperate and pointless reach of all time. Like implying that every fanfic written about a game is canon to each other and the game itself because they share character names and plot beats
>>732325993>animal crossing animeSAUCE?
>>732329543In what world did I expect a /v/ poster to have reading comprehension? >>732329567As canon as super mario bros 2.
>>732329418>>732329567I dont actually care about the timeline, but the games on it are canon whether it makes sense or not. And yes, good or bad Halo 5 is canon.
>>732317735>IF A GODDESS WANTS TO FORCE YOU TO BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE YOU WILL BREED WITH A FUCKING HORSE AND LAY HORSE EGGS>>>/mlp/
>>732329639>As canon as super mario bros 2.Why care about the "canon" of a game that has no story?Is 2+2 canon to 8+2? Who cares lmao
>>732329621Saw a VHS of it at some semi weeby store a few years ago but it was just a Japanese release. Never localized. Also I believe just a movie.
>>732329487My gf enjoyed it when we played it last year and she was a pc only growing up. I would say yes, adult Link is still most the game.
>>732323250shes too exhausted to lay there and get fucked? lmao
>>732329873To add to this I would say just start over since a great part of the game is the contrast.
>>732329934Such is the life of w*men
>>732327739AAHAHAHAHA!!
>>732329660>I don't actually care about the timeline,Again which one? There's 2-3 to choose from. It's not that you must not care, it's that you MUST also hate these people for caring. It's really for their own benefit because the contradictions and inconsistencies stack up like a jenga tower if they actually were to treat their whole shit as canon. Especially if this "canon" is bullshit and never intended. It gives their beloved company lame ass excuses to be incoherent and care even less than they did when they made whatever clusterfuck in question is being discussed. >And yes, good or bad Halo 5 is canon."Soft rebooted", no wait "sidelined. See what I mean about lame ass company giving lame ass excuses for not giving a fuck in the first place? Oh well the inconsistencies and money hemorrhaging continues then I guess. It seems I have been misled about them retconning it, how unfortunate (for them).
>>732328263>>732329360It's all his fault.
>>732329803>Why care about the "canon" of a game that has no story?Why care about the story of a game when it has no canon and will simply be retconned replaced/made irrelevant? The gameplay? Absolutely, you got me cornered there but we don't talk about that on /v/. If it were ONE single game with no sequels to water its story down then it's understandable, but the trope of treating your shit like it's marvel time/dimension travel bullshit is old hat. On the opposite end I guess you would have shit like 40k (I think, forgive the heresy etc) where you have a dickload of lore and all of it is taken seriously or self reference like in how its presented to you.It's basically half assing it. I'm not praising you for half assing a game out of your ass, I got to see the whole shit in the bowl so I can take a picture.
>>732330270damnit grandpa it's all your fault!!
>>732330270HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
>>732330410
>>732314882>fish don't actually fuckCringe
>>732330480Some fish do, like sharks.
>>732330450weird looking dog
>>732330321>Why care about the story of a game when it has no canon and will simply be retconned replaced/made irrelevant?You can enjoy a story on its own even if it gets retconned / changed / decanonized later onYou cannot enjoy a story if there is no storyYeah sure a canonical story is across multiple games is better than every new story retconning the old story, but its still a story.Super Mario Bros 2 does not have a story so the argument is pointless
>>732326989mermaids aren't real, dipshit. we've been extinct for thousands of years
>>732321991where do you think you are, lil' niggy?
>>732330504Why do they lay headcrabs?
>>732323637just white male things
>>732330645They're big half life fans.
>>732326401what's incentivizing males to cum on the eggs?
>>732331009what's incentivizing you to jerk off?
>>732331009They get a gold sticker.
>>732331009ask cum tribute bros
>>732331097
So are all fish people in fiction warm blooded or cold blooded?
>>732331175Yes.
Are Zora actually fish, or are they marine mammals?
>>732331170Don't post slop of sharks at me, mister.
>>732331009Over 500+ million years of evolutionary instinct.
>>732323637Dolphins are mammals thoughbeit.
>>732331080jerking off feels good.my point is, what's stopping the fish from cumming anywhere else. what's making the male fish want to cum specifically on the eggs?
>>732331574They're all born with an egg bukkake fetish.
>>732331447Why is he wearing a chainmail?
>>732331447what a slut
>>732331669All his other clothes were in the wash
>>732331574evolution retarded mutt
>>732331447
>>732331669Sharks tend to figure out what something is by biting it.That and their skin is actually chainmail-like itself, so petting them with a bare hand can cut you.
>>732332004God damn it get outta here, stinky slop man.At least give the sharks tits or something.
>>732330504Sharks also have two cocks in case one rips off during the encounter.
>>732331574It's a chemical trigger from the egg-laying female that makes the male fish cum. He can't spew his sperm unless he sticks close to the female that is laying eggs.
>>732332075why not 69
>>732332016aww he's smiling :)
>>732331841ok but what's the reason for the individual fish to do it? do eggs release the female pheromones or something?
>>732332110why do you release your sperm
>>732332091
>>732332110>see eggs>cum and start farting>feels good man
>>732332053
>>732323637>it's in the same city as the CanucksI'm not Canadian, what does that mean?
>>732332234Why does the AI keep giving the sharks rips like they're made of paper?
>>732332279
>>732332452Holy shit a mermaid.
>>732332452Holy shit is this real? What language is that?
>>732330504>sharks aren't mammals Biggest betrayal of my life
>>732332832Well you got dolphins, at least.
>>732321639well that settles it
>>732329224>>732329418>>732330056Cry and moan all you want, you pigfucking faggot. Nintendo considers it canon and there's nothing you can do but sit in the corner and seethe impotently about it.
>>732332149i am asking for specifically doing it on eggs. I don't cum on any eggs.
>>732333478your loss
>>732332275Hongcouver
>>732332275>>732334113
>>732326942The joke is sex.
>>732335456Yeah but more specifically?
>>732323637desu if I had to fuck an animal it would probably be a dolphinhorse pussy might look inviting but they smells pretty bad
>>732333478You're supposed to. To ejaculate in or on something other than pussy is a sin.
>>732323250>Animals are extremely tired and vulnerable after laying eggs or giving birth. Predators have often seen this as the perfect opportunity to huntYou basically just described expanding in an RTS.
>>732335810yeah biologically, women release pheromones that make us want to do it in them. what do eggs do? release pheromones too?
>>732337142Where do you think a human woman's eggs are located?
>>732337687in the fridge, duhretard
>>732332075>Sharks also have two cocks in case one rips offi did NOT need to read or know this AAiiiEEEE!!! DELETE THIS!!
>>732337821in the dustbin of history, according to global birthrates
>>732339651>rising, primal urge to fuck outside my own species
>>732312858as always the joke is sex
>>732330868As opposed to goatfucking, a time honored brown tradition.
>>732330504Is he wearing chainmail underwater?
>>732340490No, it's just special effects. He's actually on a beach.
>>732340490Dark Shoals
>>732316329Name a more oppressed demographic, I dare you.
>>732341618horse fucker community
>>732341031Prepare to Dive Edition
>>732326942reference to snapcube's sa2 comedy dub where knuckles says "i can't believe her breasts are one polygon"
>>732313175>Zora are internally fertilized and then lay eggs as confirmed by Majora's MaskI must have glossed over the part where they said they had sex and then she laid all those eggs. I haven't seen a penis on a Zora, so I'm not sure how that works
Be more honest with yourself /v/ you would do it if you had the chance
>>732316192Lmao
>>732340387Sorry bruh, arabs count as whites now. Your own white rulers who you elected decided so.Try not to rape that dog okay?
>>732341726How so? Horse fuckers have, not only a shit ton of material, but hundreds of horse fucking dedicated websites.
>>732340490The bigger question is why isn't he wearing a gambeson.
>>732317735>HORSE EGGSok Kumiromi, I'll do as you wish.
>>732311905Looks like shit. Why do people with the most unappealing aethetic decision making skills always draw porn?
>>732316329Next time you eat salmonremember who you are insulting
>>732321639>cloacal penis penetration with internal frottageBased beyond belief
>>732326218I wish Rouge was complimenting my polygons.
>>732316329I'm like 99% sure that was the joke. The 1 remaining percent is just because I know 4chan is autistic enough that there genuinely might be someone proud to fuck fish.
>>732345323>I know 4chan is autistic enough that there genuinely might be someone proud to fuck fish
lol?
>>732346174thats just the average Filipino
>>732316308CUNT
>>732313175>FOLLOW ME TO SPRINGFIELD AQUARIUM.
>>732330504sharks either poop crabs or drill missiles as eggs
>>732330645those things are made to latch on shit.. what stops it from getting stuck in a shark vacloaca
>>732311905From the thumbnail I thought this was a giant Link about to step on a city, and I was instantly disappointed.
