>critical drinker likes it>disparu likes it>heel vs babyface likes it>mauler likes it>every single fucking retard within that whole specific "based righty anti-w00lke" group likes itI genuinely cannot take these faggots seriously when it comes to anything anymore.Their whole job is to just shit on everything that comes out since negative talk pays more than positive talk, but the moment they do try to go off-script and praise anything, it's always the shittiest and most virulent cancer possible. Fuck these people man, they actually have no brain.
Movies haven't been good for like 20 years, the writers strike killed Hollywood
>>732313152Why is it bad? Because right wing YouTubers like it?
>>732313152just remember that the majority of these people who are on the "right" side of things and complain about what the progressive do are just as bad and easily to manipulate, fool and entertain just as the same people they complain about. you should lean how to use critical thinking so you can make your own mind up on whether you want to play a game or see a movie instead of getting your opinion from any of these people.
>leftist troon can’t handle that a movie not filled with DEI corpo slop is better than 90% of modern moviesCry your ass out, OP
>>732313259>>732313398Markiplier is the director and a hardcore lefty
>pedowood cries bitch tears and removes his movie from cinema
>>732313259Probably, must be a troon or something, it's simple low budget movie made by someone with next to zero experience and with it in mind it's still fun for what it is.Content creators simply made content about it.
>>732313459Is there any hard leftism in the movie itself? Doesn't seem like it. Why should I give a fuck what the director thinks if it doesn't impact the movie?
>>732313492Careful their anon, you're using sound reasoning and logic with a brainrotted retard
>>732313259The film is literally fucking BORING. They took what was basically one hour at most of the actual game, which you could technically finish even faster if you just breeze through it and stretched it up to 2 hours and 10 minutes, which leads to whatever tension the game would normally build up to completely fucking crumble with the movie because at one point you're no longer on the edge of your seat and instead just wish for it to end because specific scenes and the plot itself drags on for too long for what it's supposed to be.The movie makes way too much use of the Dutch Angle where the camera is tilted diagonally to give this sort of feeling of unease or tension or as if something is meant to be "not quite right" to the point it just becomes the actual main camera angle. It looks fucking retarded and can cause actual motion sickness in some people.Mark's acting is fucking dogshit and stilted, worse so than that of a porn movie because he has absolutely no acting skills whatsoever. He's not theatre trained, the most "voice acting" gigs he's ever done is him just putting on a fake gay deep voice for "daddy" characters in shitty shovel ware crap that doesn't requite him to actually properly emote. If you actually want a direct example of what his "acting" abilities are like, go look up his older short films called "In Space with Markiplier". It's fucking atrocious.But yeah, since he's overall that fucking narcissistic, he just cast himself in it as the main character despite knowing he can't and admitted it to his fanbase straight up that he's making this for money, not for fun or whatever else, and that he's casting himself as the main character so that would be the main selling point of the movie. Not the story, not the choreography, literally nothing else but he himself alone would be the thing that retards who idolize him would come to watch and positively review this garbage for.
>>732313459Is he? In one interview I believe he said something about leaning towards left but desu, nearly every millionaire from entertainment industry is "centre", "left leaning" or "hardcore left" so that is nothing new.As far as I'm aware, he avoids politics in his videos.
>>732313710>Is he?He's a hard left abortion supporting lunatic.Just look at this crashout he had on Twitter.It's just a glimpse into what he's truly like, but there have been DM leaks before from people close to him who showed the fact he throws frequent tard rages over next to everything in private and thinks he's right to do so every single time because he thinks himself to be above others.Even during the production of the movie he did nothing but yell at and belittle some of the cast and the people behind the scenes who do shit like the camerawork, makeup and all that for not standing up to whatever perfect standard he made up for them in his head.
>>732313949Other crashouts that were publicly are these ones relating to him powertripping over his reddit mod status.
>>732313949>man who will never have sex has strong opinion on abortion
>>732313694Its not a good movie and markiplier is not a good actor, but there are far worse trash with far higher budget so I respect him, even though he is narcisstic asshole (so are everybody in hollywood)I'd take another low budget adaptation of niche horror game starring markiplier over Tom Holland getting fucked by nigger while his mystery meat gf is getting railed by two white guys for hundreds of millions.Or that jewish cock sucker from Dune... God I hate modern move industry so much you wouldn't believe.
hey wait a minutethis isn't a video games thread at all!
>>732313949>>732314089Markiplier being a goober retard only matters if his goober retard ideology is present in the movie.
>>732314242>if his goober retard ideology is present in the movie.It is by extent of him casting himself in the movie as the main character. He is the literal embodiment of the cancer he believes in and you can see it on him physically.
>>732313152this. they applauded the male rape scene it baffled me. when his asshole full of cum showed on screen they all did a standing ovation. this was such a huge betrayal, I thought these guys hated woke?
>>732314654>I thought these guys hated woke?they literally all fellated that jew, vavra, and praised his pedophilic gay sex game, kcd2 to no avail. lol. ofc they will also enjoy this shit.
>>732314176>and markiplier is not a good actor,i think he is fine, he was good in in space with markiplier
>>732314773>he was good in in space with markiplierlol.... you gotta be trolling at this point....
>>732314090he has a cute hapa wife though
>>732313152>GRRRR I AM ACTING!!!
>>732313152>anon hates positivityI see a trend
>>732314825no I watched it expecting garbage youtuber slop but it was surprisingly decent
>>732313152What the fuck does almost any of this mean? And where are the video games?
>>732314956A movie adaptation of a vidya is vidya whether you like it or not.
>>732314990>A movie adaptation>>>/tv/
>>732314956OP is mad the people that shit on things didn't shit on this and give him validation for hating it without watching it
>>732315094>of a vidya >>>/v/
>>732313152This is a Red Letter Media board, kiddo
>>732313259Main character was written and acted by a youtuber, who also designs said character (Simon the Butcher) as his own donut steel OC. Said writing also just trashes on the feel of the original game.>In the game you're a convict who very likely deserves the indirect execution sentence of piloting the sub.>Simon is written as a dindunuffin who wanted to stop his group from committing the crime that got him in the sub at the last minute.>In the game you're just blindly going around taking pictures of locations, a hopeless objective that may or may not help humanity.>Simon also does this, but later on discovers another sunken sub, from which he obtains a black box of data. This black box turns into a mcguffin he has to get back to the surface to "save humanity".>In the game your death by the monster is sudden and abrupt. You're completely helpless against it and the entire struggle is just a few seconds long jumpscare.>In the movie Simon has an entire extended fight against the monster. He rams his sub into it, retrieves the black box and ensures it can reach the surface, and then starts clubbing the monsters teeth when it bites into the sub. (He actually breaks a tooth too.)>To top it all off, he rigs the sub to blow, taking the monster down with him when it crushes the sub and kills him.The entire movie is just the definition of egotism. I might have respected Markiplier self-casting if he actually kept his characters actions in line with what actually happens in the game. But instead he tries to ham up his own glory to look cool. It's cringe and made me realize why you need to leave writing to actual professionals and hobbyists with experience doing it.
>>732315456>in line with what actually happens in the game.A silent film about a guy staring at a two screens?
>>732313152>youtuber makes vidya adaptation indie film that is pretty good for a first time filmmaker>nooooooo but what about muh fuckin culture war why dont the chuds hate it My brother in christ, its not that deep
>>732313949>He's a hard left abortion supporting lunatic.The guy did a 40k interview with arch warhammer while arch was in hotwater for saying nigger on a public discord post (which has since been nuked off youtube) Markiplier is not a hardcore lefty lmao
>>732315748he wasn't at the time but he sure as hell is now
>>732313152watching any of these soiboy centrists when you have real chud options skill issue
>>732313152Shalom, redditor
Maybe you should just get a stick out of your ass or something anon? Isn't that something woke people do? Constantly nit pick and act negative to either control you or seem smarter than they actually are
>>732313152i probably agree with those people on reasons why the industry sucks but yeah they are midwit grifters. they're SO tired of being audience captured and having to hate everything that the mask slips sometimes. pretty sad.
>>732315456>progressive lunatic takes something that was already good and re-writes it in such a way that it is now dogshit but then vehemently believes he actually made it better in some way and that it stays true to whatever the original creator would have wantedevery single fucking time. these people just can't help themselves. they're beyond narcissistic.
Huh? Who? What? When? Where? Why?
>>732315981The original creator is literally in the movie
>>732313152>the moment they do try to go off-script and praise anything, it's always the shittiest and most virulent cancer possibleInfinity War? The first half of Game of Thrones? It's just more fun to shit on things. You're on 4chan, you know that better than anyone. You're right that in the past 10 years, the only things I see get massive praise are things that aren't really that great, but that's because nothing that great has come out. Everything's pretty shitty nowadays. Even the good stuff that comes out has twenty caveats. But to say it's the "shittiest and most virulent cancer" is bullshit. The shittiest and most virulent cancer is AAA wokeslop and they pretty much always shit on that. When it comes to things they like it's like Souls games, Infinity War, Amnesia, Yooka-Laylee, the One Piece live action, the GoT spin-offs. You can say these are shit, but what are you comparing them to? Also, I'm pretty sure they don't agree with each other on everything. I remember seeing an EFAP where everyone said they liked Elden Ring except the last guy to give his opinion and he almost started crying because he thinks it's the worst Souls game by far; Shad likes Predator Badlands; I'm sure there's more. Mauler also notoriously dislikes ATLA and hated REVII, who hates those?When it comes to movies, though, most of these guys only care about the plot. I think some of them might unironically be autistic. But their defense would probably be that plot is objective, while other things are subjective, so there's no point in arguing about it, but truth be told, even the rationality of a plot line is subjective.
>>732314373Answer the fucking question you slimy fuck. ARE. HIS. POLTICS. A. PART. OF. THE. MOVIE?
>>732313152Drinker is well capable of praising something that is genuinely good and interesting. The fact that Mark is pretty firmly a political Leftist didn't stop a lot of the access Hollywood media from trying to downplay and bury his movie, a fact even Mark seems to have noticed and was flexing that, except for a few hours on Sunday, his movie is beating Sam Raimi's 'Send Help' in sales despite being in hundreds of fewer theaters and was made with a fraction of the budget and no Hollywood hype.
Why are people treating Markiplier like he's some sort of Make A Wish kid? The guys a fucking millionaire who cheated on FNAF speedruns.
>>732313152>>>/tv/
I haven't seen it but I'm going to give it a go. I don't watch Markiplier and know nothing about him except him and PDP were the "jumpscare" guys like 15 years ago. I played Iron Lung and thought it was good enough for what it was.
>>732313949I support abortion rights and absolutely hate brownies like you.You may think you're not brown, but compared to me you're not even human.
I feel bad for zoomers who live their entire lives through the lens of other people.>Oh no, Chuchunezumi hates this movie, but Dr. Scrimblo MD loves it. What should I do?! What do I think?! SAVE ME YOUTUBE MAN!!!!!
>>732313949>He's a hard left abortion supporting lunatic.Anyone who supports access to reproductive healthcare is based
>>732316695I only support what conservative talkshow and podcast hosts tell me. Everything else is woke DEI propaganda.
It's kinda surreal that one of those random ass horror games you see manlybadasshero play ended up being a full length film you can see in cinemas.Now do one based on Descending.
>>732316695The based position on fetus murder is 'only legal for browns and jews.'
>>732313949For me, it's not a matter of pro, or against, just why should I care either way? I'm pro guns, borders, small government, all that crap, but I can't figure out why I should care if a mentally ill femoid culls herself from the gene pool? Genuinely curious, and don't try that Jesus shit on me, you're barking up the wrong tree.
I give zero shits about youtube man or internet identiy politics, the movie fucking sucks and the game sucks tooIf you want a submarine horror game play Barotrauma if you want a desolate lonely "do task" simulator play Duskers
>>732316218I already answered you, but since you're retarded and clearly need a direct yes or no answer, then yes. His politics are part of the movie.
>>732317595Where?
>>732316191>The shittiest and most virulent cancer is AAA wokeslop and they pretty much always shit on thatThey unironically praised the nuGoW games as some of the greatest videogames of all time. Not even exaggerating, they glaze it that much>Yooka-LayleePretty sure that was moreso him refuting people over exaggerating its faults. Wasn’t necessarily saying it was an amazing game, just that it was overhated
>>732317647to the post you just replied to originally, illiterate retard.
>>732316767funny because all your views are manufactured products that can only exist inside the bubble of western institutions, there isn't a single organic thought in your head.
>>732313949body autonomy isn't a left-wing policy, but I expect nothing less than complete ignorance from right-wing retards
>>732317075What if I want a film with this premise?
>>732318132No I mean where in the movie does he interject his politics? Does he give a speech about abortion or something?
>>732319427Bodily autonomy? I thought we were talking about fetus murder. What does the baby's body have to do with your bodily autonomy or inability to close your slut legs?
>>732319568Yeah, his very presence in the movie as the main character interjects his politics into the movie since he physically presents his own beliefs.
>>732319608Its part of the mother's body. She has the right to remove parts which could cause her hardship
>>732319670It's because he's a weird looking hapa isn't it?
>>732319670So no? There's no script edits, no "subtle nods". No real substance to this? He just has a left vibe?
>>732319670Thats fucking retarded its like saying Apocalypto or Lethal Weapon are racist and anti-semetic
>>732319804>There's no script editsHe literally edited and changed everything so that the main character is no longer a criminal retard deserving his fate but instead some kind of dindunuffin monkey. >>732315456 says everything that's been changed by him.
>>732319608C'mon now, anon. We can't expect women to take any personal responsibility for their actions, especially in current year. Look on the bright side - most abortions are done by niggers. If they didn't, we'd be swarmed by even more than we have now. They're just too stupid to see how their 'allies' are using it as a tool to keep their numbers stagnant.
>>732313152Good morning sir.
Anon. Those people aren't critics. They're talking heads for the government telling you what to think and perform metaphorical book burnings for works the ruling class has deemed subversive. Of course you aren't gonna get any worthwhile opinions from them. Just read professional reviews or, even better, watch and play things yourself and make your own. You're not gonna learn anything from people who are paid to manipulate you by an elite that doesn't even think of you as human.
>>732313152Sounds like a massive fucking skill issue, kid. Imagine being such a low IQ faggot you give the time of day to eceleb opinions just because they align with the bullshit the epstein-founded psyop board fed your sub-80 IQ brain with, then instantly turning on them the second they posit an opinion you disagree with in any capacity. >h-help me /vpol/ these ecelebs liked this movie I don't like!!!!Fucking pathetic.
>>732313375>/pol/trannies are STILL whining about the kingdom cum guy not being a cartoon nazi and not caring about their schizophrenic opinionsActual snowflakes.>>732315456>>732315981>in da gaymeThe "game" is staring at dogshit faux-quake 1 graphics and pressing a button sometimes before you die. Indiefags have absolutely zero standards, and yet it's still pathetic you're clinging to the source material and whining about a shitty movie changing it because movies need to actually have something resembling substance to them.
>>732320093So you're upset he's not a hard boiled criminal? Is that it? Or are you upset that the movie isn't literally him staring at screens with virtually 0 dialogue? I don't really get what you're up in arms about.
>>732313375Is this pic trying to mock him or what? All I can see here is basedness
>>732313459>Markiplier is the directorThat's enough for me to pass it by without further notice. Wouldn't surprise me if someone dug up Boogie-levels of shit on him one day.
>>732313492Because he hates you if you hold a certain perspective and has made that very clear, and he's benefiting from this.
>>732323571I don't align with that certain perspective. Most people don't. Doesn't effect me.
>>732313152What's the plot about anyways? The game was basically just>Go to point of interest>Get spooky photograph>Repeat 4 times>Jumpscare ending
>>732323571Independent films succeeding benefits everyone regardless of political affiliation
>>732313949>Even during the production of the movie he did nothing but yell at and belittle some of the cast and the people behind the scenes who do shit like the camerawork, makeup and all that for not standing up to whatever perfect standard he made up for them in his head.That's literally the directors job
>>732313152Just saw it tonight. I liked it. At least it wasn't full of jump-scares like every fucking horror movie made today.>>732313259How is it that this 'lefty' youtuber, Markiplier, managed to make a movie without shoving some political message down our throats, but the third post ITT is bringing politics into this for no reason?
>>732316218Yes. This is part of his identity and career advancement.
>>732319670That doesn't count anon. He didn't put anything political in the film.
>>732323571Mhmm and what certain perspective is that?
>>732323772>but the third post ITT is bringing politics into this for no reason?The literal OP calls the listed youtubers "that whole specific 'based righty anti-w00lke' group"This was a political thread from the start, retard.
>critical drinker>guy makes shitty jason bourne movie>got confused by Doctor Strange plotIf you watch any of the movies he talks about you realize you're talking to a absolute retard. The equivalent of a woman on her phone not paying attention.
>>732313949>>732314089>if he were right wing he would just be "based"I don't take any of this shit seriously with you people.
>>732315456>Simon is written as a dindunuffin who wanted to stop his group from committing the crime that got him in the sub at the last minute.He is literally written as a mass murdering person with the nickname "The Butcher", who had a change of heart when it came to blowing up a whole station all at once.He didn't directly blow up the station, he's not lying about that. But he enabled his cult to blow it up.
>>732313152What are you even on about? The fact that they're all willing to like something done by a "hard-core lefty" would indicate that it's actually about the things being produced rather than mindless tribalism for them. The shitlib mind could never comprehend.
>>732313949>Even during the production of the movie he did nothing but yell at and belittle some of the cast and the people behind the scenes who do shit like the camerawork, makeup and all that for not standing up to whatever perfect standard he made up for them in his head.You probably don't want to read the horror stories from people working with Spielberg, Lucas, Cameron, etc.
>>732315748Markiplier seems genuinely "nice", I remember some people shitting on him for firing Matt and Ryan from Supermega but we all know how that wound up looking later lolHe doesn't seem that bad to me>B-b-but he's a libtard!Oh you funny guys in your cute red hats! No one gives a shit!
>>732313152They are grifters, retard.They are intentionally trying to shift the overton window.There are no genuine non-controlled opposition openly right wing ecelebs because youtube and twitch ToS is specifically designed to ban anyone that opposes the wokist movement. Anyone that remains and isn't a small time channel capable of going under the radar are all but guaranteed to be people intentionally placed or left there to subtly serve the wokist cause.
>>732324447Wouldn't mass murdering a space station of people after the human race has been reduced by like 99% be some kind of super ultra crime?
>>732324621>Wouldn't mass murdering a space station of people after the human race has been reduced by like 99% be some kind of super ultra crime?Yes, and that's why he was never actually going to be given freedom lmao. They were just using him for as long as he survives the blood ocean.
>>732323609It's basically the game but expanded. Without spoiling anything:>MC has more detail on his crime and some shit going on in the universe>more info on what they specifically want from the ocean>more detail on the creature>just more plot and motive with the MC to justify what they're doing with the Iron Lung
>>732313152Fuck them anyway. They're just a micro stage of celebrities defending their micro circle. It's the same way hollywood celebrities are all "friends" and everyone did great work on everything. They don't want to be on the chopping block so they make sure its never built.
