OMG SAMUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER
>>732313362he would love that black man tho
These posters are the people telling you MP4 is a bad game.
Why did Nintendo lose so hard?
>>732313362Guy on the bed has no legs
>>732313653I'm white and MP4 sucks ass. OP is still a jeet faggot that needs to kill himself thoughever.
>>732313885Maybe she's into that
>"My feet hurt."
What Samus does in her free time is none of my business.
>>732313607That black man is for his 30 year younger tomboy rookie. Or let me guess, you didn't actually play the game.
>>732313362Did you use Midjourney for this one?
>>732313885>Guy on the bed has no legsThat barely even classifies as a bed. That's more like an Ottoman, or some shit. Samus likes her black men to be stationary,
>>732313885>>732313362Oh myyy DEI goodness maximus!
>>732314013The AI didn't give him feet. He's just part of the blanket on the bed.
He would totally prep the bull who are you kidding
>>732314568So you’re basically saying that black people are property?
Fail, OP.
>>732314568>His name is "Bedman"
>>732314972How could you forget to use the Higgster?
>>732315186>>732314972I’m out of image proooompts for the day. Either one of you do it or it’ll be my thread for tomorrow
>>732315186>Vulnerable blonde, white babe with daddy issues stuck on a space station and surrounded by big, black monsters
>>732313362Me when Jim steals another one of my waifus
>>732313362I'm more disgusted by the fact that Myles almost fucked Seamus.
>>732313653And they're so based for that.
>>732313362>>732314013I relate to this AI nigger in this image more than anything I have ever related to in my life. You ever get the feeling like you're just being crushed? Like the weight of everything is just pushing you down, like gravity is getting heavier every day and you're just slowly losing the fight, until one day you stop fighting. It doesn't matter anymore. This man is about to fuck Samus, but even the peaks of life as a human have been stripped away by poisonous cretins that you cannot escape, bent on your servitude and misery. You have no energy to play their game. You have no energy to make it right. After a lifetime flailing about in an endless sea of grey trying to make some cognizable shape of the "life" that you heard others speak of but that no longer exists, in an effort as feeble and futile as attempting to make a sancastle on a beach that has long since been washed away. You have no energy to get up and DO anymore. You just want to lie there until gravity presses you back into the Earth and returns you to the peaceful basic components of the universe that you once were, freeing you from this numb and gay existence. Even that blonde bombshell pussy isn't worth another thought. 10 inches deep in exchange for 10 degrees of hell with every firing neuron. Even that feeling isn't worth feeling again Not fire and brimstone. Just the banal, slow rot of decaying hope. Of possibility. A light winking out above to let you know that the way out of the cave has been shut. . So you retreat back into the most basic parts of your consciousness, hiding in your brainstem and basic nervous system. Beyond complex thought, beyond emotion, beyond everything. It just feels nice on your hands. Just this nothing more. Soft. Inviting. Comfy. Wouldn't it be nice to be that?Wouldn't it be so wonderful to shed this burdensome consciousness?Wouldn't it be better to be free?Wouldn't it just be swellto return to blanket.
>>732313885He's obviously in the middle of getting WHIIRRRRRED by samus
>>732314568That's why it hurts.
>>732315369
Why are jeets so obsessed with getting cucked?
>>732316026here you go man I want you to have this.
>>732313885He lost 'em fighting Space Pirates for the good of the galactic federation while you were sitting at home jacking off to anthromorphic metroid porn you pinko faggot.
>>732313362Why are you white people always so addicted with the idea of us cucking you? This is just embarrassing.t.black anon
>>732313362lol kek
>>732317494You don’t really think it’s a white person posting this, do you, my niggeroni?
>>732317494Because it's hawt and you all have BIIIIIIIIIIG dicks which looks hawt peenortraiting our women
>>732317620its 99% chance its a white
>>732317708It's what we do
>>732317494shut up nigger and fuck my wife
>>732317494>whiteSAARS I AM THE BRAHMIN WHITES
>>732313924nope, you first desubelt because you're green af and you have shit taste.
>>732317708theres not a single white person in this thread bro
>>732317708Bro was killed before continuing
