In the viral Pornhub video "He fucks my tight ass while I play video games", Tanya is seen playing Sonic the Hedgehog 3.Throughout the 14-minute video, she seems to be stuck toward the end of Angel Island Zone Act 1, the first level in the game.
>>732320276You try making progress while someone is pounding away at your ass.
>>732320276This is very autistic but mildly interesting
>>732320276>watching porn in 2026GTFOH
I only like Anal in hentai where it can magically be a not disgusting and filthy act because it's make believe but in real life it's fucking disgusting
>>732320367He just wanted to see some Sonic gameplay, Anon.
>>732320324No I will not do that
>>732320276pornhub wont load for me anymore on Windows 7, I've been forced to play video games instead
I just don't understand the appeal of anal.
>>732320276If it ain't huge plastic and fake I just don't care
>>732320491I remember back as a teenager how much guys talked about wanting to do anal and I just never understood. Maybe its the taboo aspect? Dominating a woman?No fuckin thanks, theres a perfectly good vagina half an inch away and if I want some variety paizuri is on the menu or a mouth.
>>732320465please source on the old hag
>most pornsites want me to get registered as a sex addict with my IDwhat a shitty era
>>732320636Which one of these gooks has fake tits?
>he played sonic 3 with a vacant assholeyou didn't beat the game. also your cart needs to be getting fucked by the & knuckles add on
>>732320491I can only understand anal when I'm REALLY horny, but at that point even armpits turn me on so it doesn't say much.
>>732320367Shalom.
>he has never stuck his hand inside his gf's pussy and felt his cock slide in and out of her asslow testto make it video games I saw a ph vid of some fat guy getting a bj from his fat gamer wife while trying to practice combo in Street fighter or some shit.
>>732320695Those creatures are mostly just plastic all over at that point.
This is a Cybershell thread.
>>732320491Anal is tighter than a pussy but it's kinda overrated
>>732320845>gets turned on by cock even while fucking a woman
>>732320491The appeal is because the female ass is very arousing and the fantasy of guys having the asshole being accessible for sexual pleasure (and exclusively so since its not for procreation) is what is the appeal here. Of course the idea is that its a clean hole you would be fucking so the dirty water wouldn't apply here since most do not want to fuck a dirty ass anyways. Maybe unless they are a faggot but idk I doubt even most of them do. Also females produce pheromone scent from their anus and this is also very arousing to males and why the thought of sticking it in the ass has been a thing for man probably since the beginning of time.
>>732320912It just feels like a tight ring around your dick with nothing on the other side, I don't get it.
>>732320465Poor dog
>>732320762Retard. This is the worst possible topic you could've randomly chosen "shalom" for considering that even the most oblivious normalfags know that the Jews own the porn industry.
>>732320324But enough about politics.
>kikehub
>>732320561>AnalAnal is for cavemen grug tier societies who have no good way to practice birth control bro.The people who want it a lot that don't live in a rural middle eastern village have watched too much porn and haven't experienced many assholes.Only the entrance is tight, the vagina is better in every way.
>>732320276I moved on from jewhub when they removed the function to download videosI'm a spankband chad for my normieshit
>>732320491i was in that threadthe reason is because your penis ISN'T supposed to go in there, it's taboo
>>732320324how big is the dick? i could probably complete a pretty hard game with a 3-5 incher up there, but 7+ would be too much.
why is /v/ suddenly full of porn addicts?
>>732320636>3UOH
>>732320491It's a porn meme
>>732321270Pornhub is banned in my state so even if I wanted to watch it, I couldn't.
>>732320367You wouldn't watch a streamer play sonic? Homo
>>732321408>SuddenlyProtip: Every single successful medium in the past 100 years has been driven by porn and sex.
>>732320276The other day I watched a scene with a pornstar I hadn’t watched in a while, amd something odd struck me about her recent scenes: she has a penis in them. At first it’s a strap on sticking out from under a skirt, which is classic and looks goofy, but then she goes fully nude and it looks like an actual penis is attached to her body. The special effect befuddles me. Is it an AI filter or something? I can’t imagine a low budget porn production hiring a prosthetics artist or CGI team for fake futa porn. I’m also not being silly here and just describing a tranny, I’m talking about a female pornstar who has been fucked in her pussy on screen a thousand times before this.gofile.io/d/VorjTagofile.io/d/NS5cgVWarning: the second link is really gross porn with fisting and prolapses
>>732320636she is so fake and plastic, that she will look the same even at 50. like the Bogdanoff brothers. lol
>year is 2034>we still live in a society, sadly>speedrunning and camgirls have evolved to spreedcumruns>girls speed run games for money while letting men run trains on them>categories for small cock any%, DP runs, and Anal Boss rush>life is good
>>732320324Haven't tried it but I'm certain I could get past angel island act 1
>>732321564>anal boss rushI like this idea.
>>732320276They should make her try Carnival Night Zone.
>>732320491I once convinced my gf to do anal out of curiosity and she was enjoying it (or acting like she did) but she was obviously in pain. The fact that it hurt her and that she was resisting it a little bit was turning me on like you wouldn’t believe anon. I had to control myself to not pound her ass like there was no tomorrow and force her to take it even if it was hurting her. So yes, anal is only appealing to degenerates, I can confirm that.
>>732321270You can donwload with yt-dlp.
>>732321430I didn't even know it was banned in my state until I read about it here. Stopped jacking off to porn years ago whenI got vr and a sex doll that said you can always get the free version of proton vpn and roll the dice until you get a server located in a non-pozzed state/country.
>>732320491those 2014 posts are so reddit-coded holy shit
>>732320383THISYao chads, ww@?
>>732320897Not after he defended getting rid of Rouge's tits.
>>732320276Titty streamers have hit a new low.
>>732322002As if he wasnt a faggot enough, actually shilling for superstars
>>732320491Some people understand it so well they murder their wife and kids for unrestricted access to it
>>732320779what the fuck is happening here
>>732321128lol
>>732320658What state or country, anon?
>>732320491You need to be depraved to see the anus in any sexual capacity. Its the territory of faggots for this reason alone.
>>732320636>she is only 29Out of 100
>>732322334they really need to crank those unrealistic giggle physics down that only appeal to braindead gooners
>>732321116They also own the video game industry and do everything in their power to kill it. Hmm. Noticing.
>>732321985fucking tourist
>>732320324I used a machine dildo back in my young femboy days and I played Dark Souls just fine.
>>732322373what's a giggle physic?
>>732320491gay people exist too, chud
>>732322347Virgin right? If you were high test you would understand sniffing and licking ass.
>>732320367Most media consumption is pornographic and worse yet the masses don't even get off from it. I jerk off to my waifu's deep gaze and go about my day.
>>732321518I think you need to stop anon
>>732322321France. Pretty sure that's the case in UK too
>>732320276Ya know I wish there was a uncut porn video of a woman doing a speedrun before the guy cums in her. Time starts at moment of insertion. I'd like to see a game like megaman but most of those might to be long.
>>732322497There aren't any women speed runners anon
>>732322145Retard didn't realize Mercenaries or Public Military Contracts were a thing and thought that was a Metal Gear fabrication.
>>732320324I did this when I did a fap roulette for wow managed to clear a few mythics while bouncing on a dildo this girl just sucks
>>732320561You hit the nail on the head if you actually ask them why they like anal often times its because they know it hurts the girl more, its more perverse, and they enjoy how its 'wrong' they just wont always admit this.
>>732320276There's a fat assed broad called Crystal Lust that has tamers12345 videos playing in the background of some of her videos
>>732320491Anal makes orgasm's 2-3x as powerful and works for both sexes, you benefit as a bottom from sheer physical stimulation and as a top from more visceral, intense sex coupled with the empathic understanding of what the bottom is feeling.The sensation of recieving vaginal sex is alien to men but anal is universal, it's a much more intimate act in this sense. t. Assfucker
>>732320779I personally am a fan of how they do enhancement in the east vs around here in the west.
>>732323083I was of the understanding that the appeal of receiving anal was due to stimulating the prostate, which women do not have?
>>732321605>the second I scrolled down the thread immediately recognized the format of a short spoilered video and an easily searchable filename as a bait-and-switch>this process happened so fast the thought just planted itself in my head as I was reading another post and the ? image stayed on my peripheral vision>startled, click on the spoiler just to stop thinking about it>as soon as the first frame loaded my brain instinctively recognized the angle, lighting, pose, skin color and body frame as those of a classic femboy video, before I could reason away the simpler and more obvious connection of "troll video+random ass=trap">this is what over a decade of shitposting has been leading me up toI almost wish I was gay so I could spin this as something useful or desirable, I need to kms
>>732320491written by someone who has never fucked a girl in the ass before lol
>>732322658>the nipple poking throughSEXO
>>732320383But it isn't when done right. Most people are anal retarded anon, sometimes you need an enema with a hose and pump water in her ass until she is completely clean, lube up her asshole nicely, then slowly stick it in as she breathes out so it slides in she feels less pain and you don't feel shit in there. Get some anal ease, cherry numbing prelube, cover her asshole with it, then wipe it a few times with a towel and eat her ass for 30 minutes.
>>732323201Women have the g-spot which can be stimulated the same way but pressure on the rectum alone is enough to trigger the multiplying effect.There is no cervix so deep penetration is actually easier for most women via the shitter as well.It takes practice to get there though.
>>732322334....*Glunk*.....*Slosh*....*Glunk*
>>732323201My wife cums nonstop when I fuck her ass until I blow my load in it. Women cum hard from anal, the lining between the anal cavity and vagina are very thin, and the vagina is looking for your dick when it is in her ass.
>>732323369the pussy is right there and takes way less effort, analfags are weird
>>732320324mite b cool
>>732321407anal is less about the size and more about the girth, the G-spot isn't very far inside
>>732320276that's angel island act 2 you secondary scrub, you can tell by the firey red palette
>>732320636the two chicks with glasses blowing party horns are more attractive
>>732320491Because you are a virgin, and if not a virgin, bad at sex. The anus/anal is a huge turn on for men and woman and you will have your biggest orgasms with it involved.
>>7323204914chan used to be better before 2016
>>732323684Those are children...
>>732320636>>732320779>>732321121>>732321494>>732321705>>732322334>>732322658korean women are so hot
fucking a woman in the arse when there is a pussy right there is even more gay than fucking a man in the arse
>>732323239>Anon gaslights himself into thinking a video of a girl is a trap before he can watch it
>>732323753How would you know you never have sex lmao
>>732323369feeling poop in their rectum is the entire point of anal you fucking moron. and don't talk about eating ass, you don't need to do anything prior to it, you just eat their fucking butthole out it's not that difficult of a concept
>mindgeek threads become even more overt after the latest Epstein trove blew up the internetshalom!
>>732320491I find anal kinky but I have never done it and don't think I could trust a woman enough to have a completely clean ass. It's one of those fantasies I don't want to have ruined by reality.
>>732320491I had a friend with a really long dick. He couldn't stick it all the way in every girls pussy he ever fucked. He'd bottom out and smash right into their cervix. The sex stopped right there. So he was forced to half stroke it or worse hold the base of his dick and slowly dildo it them to make sure he didn't go too deep. Then he found a woman who liked anal. He could go balls deep in her ass. He never went back to fucking pussy. I'm not saying that's every guys reason, but it worked for him
>>732323779"Y-you don't have sex!" is such a terrible, female-brained argument that I think you actually agree that anal is disgusting and you're simply trolling
The ID requirement for porn thing in some countries seems to just incentivize everyone in that country getting into weirder porn.I wonder if they saw a huge spike in smut fiction sales after those laws passed.
>>732323239>>732323763
>>732323881>Calls me a troll but not a liar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFucking stupid virgin, thank god your genes end with you.
>>732323881>Using 'woman' as an insult but spends all day jerking off wishing he was having sex Pathetic
>>732323796dumb fucking incel. if she's taken a solid dump recently then she's completely clean. did you have a solid dump earlier today? like basically a ghost dump? nothing to clean up on your hole? now stick a finger up your ass anon, you don't feel any shit up there do you? that's because you took a solid dump you nonce. same thing with women. you aren't walking around with a shit caked ass if you take a solid dump
>>732320491It's just pure degeneracy that results from desensitization to porn and a need for more and more extreme scenarios to feel anything.Most people don't suffer from this, but some do.
>>732320276I can understand normalfags still using pornhub, but not the average degenerate around here
>>732320491That entire chain of comments would not look out of place on Reddit. It's grim knowing this site was that shit a little over 10 years ago.
>>732324002Just post>I have never had sexNext time
>>732320491i'm not a fan of anal but any girl i date i have to at least fuck her ass once out of principleit is however very fun on hard drugs, but i don't condone or advise indulging in that kind of behavior
>>732323719arent they in an office
>>732323920that's ironic coming from an analfaggot
>>732324016ph is where you find good amateur shit from retards that don't know where else to post it retard
>>732320762is this the new strategy? pretending that the porn industry isnt owned and ran by jews?
>>732323809>you should like all cute girls from all races!I do but I have heavy preference for asians!and koreans specifically on top of that (partially because Im learning korean)
>>732324062>>732323719holy shit its one of those trampoline places, the fact that theyre celebrating a birthday and the industrial ceiling made me think it was on office
>>732324063I fuck every hole women have because they're all good. You fuck up your life. We are not the same virgin.
>>732324104Even the nostrils and ears?
>>732320658Do you not know how to use a VPN?
>>732320324Thats why i dont play souls games
>>732324102Playing a shittier mode than what you want to get the daily bullshit
>>732323948>not only an idiot but a schizophrenic as wellExplains your poor reasoning. My condolences.
>play random porn video>end up getting distracted by the Piccolo vs #17 episode of DBZ playing in the background of the video
>>732320276can't wait for you know who to repost OP post for the 1000th time, I fucking hate twitter nigger
>>732324247which dub though?
>>732320491This post was written by a woman or someone who has never had anal.
>>732324238yea I learned the alphabet in a day (except for the variations of 의, 워 etc. though I think I know those now too) now I need to actually remember words and sentence structuring !
>>732323369sorry, but I'm not going through all of that just to play Sonic the Hedgehog 3
>>732324282I seriously hope no one watches the grandma goku dub.
>>732323246That's right.Every time I've paid for sex, I didn't want to put my dick in her ass.
>>732324178I don't care enough. All JAV sites are still safe
>>732324104every single message you've made in this thread has some form of calling someone else a virginI get you're having fun farming (You)s, but you really need to diversify your vocabulary or else you're not fun to play with and you look like a third-world monkey
>>732321018jews stole your foreskin
>>732324430btfo'd!!!
>>732324430>third-worldwhy did you hyphenate this
>>732320491I like women with huge wide hips and thick ass cheeks, but I will never do anal. That's just begging for diseases and of course shit.
>>732324449I'm not circumcised though, I just don't like putting my dick in assholes prandesh.
>>732324381kek
>>732320324My ex literally beat blighttown for the first time when I was mounted on her. Git gud.
>>732324449good, i would never want a sheath over my fucking dick
Either you guys are squeamish as fuck or your women are filthy. Are you too scared to fuck on her period too?
>>732321270Where my Noodlemagkings at?
>>732324610what game has she beaten recently while being mounted with her current bf
>>732324630i'm trying to eat here you sick fuck
>>732324346>워holy shit they made a gloryhole emoji?!
>>732324726Pussy. You're the type of pansy who would puke when he walked into a barn.
>>732324073That's not what that post is implying. Jews are behind trying to kill porn, they are just running it themselves until they can get it banned because if they don't someone else will.
>>732320276>viralpajeet moment
I actually have a question involving h-games. How the fuck should I be playing them? Do I fap the whole time? Only during climactic events? If I do it constantly I will never finish the game. How the hell do anons complete multiple games a week?
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