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I'm excited for the Avowed Universe, are you?
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im ready for avowed: new vegas
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>>732329630
Ok, who is the obviously superior studio that Obsidian will hand it off to?
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Gamers asked for this
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>>732329615
fucking idiots
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Here's how to save Obsidian

1.Ban All Pronoun Options in Character Creators

Sliders for beard length, boob size and muscle mass only. If someone picks "non-binary," the game crashes and installs malware to nuke your PC.

2. Boycott All ESG Funding

Tell BlackRock to shove their woke bucks up their ass. Fund games via Silk Road like donation tiers who get early access to smiting infidels. If sales tank, blame the Jews


3.Add Anti-Woke Easter Eggs

Hidden levels where you burn pride flags for XP. Collectible items? Confederate statues and Trump tweets.
If a someone complains via negative steam review, the game updates to make their character ugly and weak and reports them to ICE
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>>732330032
Thanks grok
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>>732329615
why are millenials so enamored with the idea of tripling down on awful decisions despite overwhelming signals from everyone around them?
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>Avowed universe
So they are just going to make Pillars of Eternity 3?
Maybe this time without the tacked on stupid ship combat minigame and with likable party members and maybe they get some sales.
They're probably just going to make Avowed 2 with an equally non-interactive, boring world and equally gay characters.
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>>732331912
>non-interactive, boring world
I really don't get this complaint, at least when people relate it to the bethesda titles it's competing against.
I love immersive sims- Bethesda's "immersive" qualities have always felt really "miles wide, inches deep." it's like oh you can kill anybody look it's so immersive but nothing all that interesting really comes from it from a gameplay or story pov. you carve up a town and instead of it being something with massive narrative consequence you get a big fine because you're the player. physics objects being physics objects is basically a curiosity. bethesda is allergic to doing fun new things with their gameplay because seemingly the only thing they're enamored by is procedural generation.

like the gimmicky little navigation puzzles that avowed has you do with elemental effects feel more meaningfully interactive than almost anything you typically do in moment to moment TES gameplay.
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>>732329615
>Avowed universe
That's the Pillars of Eternity universe though...



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