Which team do you join?gregor will join the opposite team
BLU
If I join a TF2 game and see the opposing team has two troons with anime profile pictures, matching names and completely decked out in rare cosmetics I immediately switch servers because I know one is gonna pocket the other for the entire match and curbstomp the server
>>732330464Red>Billy Mays>Pekka>Tightlops>billyBlu>Boogerpenis>PottisAegisRed has more ontological humans but it's close
>>73233046499% chance both billy mays and that pony nigger are cheating
>>732330464random
>>732330464>George Costanza instead of Art VanderlayGet out of here, imposter.
>>732330464i can racially profile all these guysBilly Mays - plays demo knight and spams a soundboard, he's an ok guyedgy sniper main is only doing it "ironically" except he has taunt binds and is terrible at snipergay vixen couple - only play heavy medic combo, good at the game but only care about stomping with uber together, never actually help the teamgamingdad - just a regular soldier guyyusuke - irrationally good spy main, always cries about how bad spy is (yeah i just said spy main twice)pekka, johnny - normal guyssans - terrible pyrobilly - good scout pootis - well dont need to profile him obviouslyrip - probably normal guybrony - really good pyro main, but really annoying about it obviouslypottis - normal guyjose - just installed f2p pyro, looks lost, 350ms ping, is lostaegis - normal guyrussian - probably normal guy but with ugly collection of overpriced cosmetics fnaf kid - probably just an average pyrogeorge - normal guyrando - try hard, probably scout / soldier pole - normal guy, racist (compliment) meme man - just a redditor but otherwise pretty normal, probably taking a break from 24/7 hightower trolldier and playing some other bad loadout
rather be on Younger Toguro's team
>>732330549This, you just know TF2 is the only thing they play
Depends if Billy Mays is micspamming YTPs.
>>732330464Blu, slavic runes and bronies are always top scoring gigatryhards, guy called george constanza is 100% some 5000 hour soldier mainRed has the two faggots/e-couple, gamingdad, and the friendly as literal dead weight, this team relies entirely on the blantant cheater not getting kicked
Red has the more competent teamMute the two fagsBully the brony
>>732330464The players shown here is the sole reason I stopped play tf2, god the playerbase has became so insufferable.
>>732331216>i only used 3% of my power to win
Doesnt matter its 1-2 CTF and BLU are all taunting with the intel in flag room
>>732330464You forgot gray team.
>>732330464BLU, I cannot allow a Pekka to live. Also Vixen and Vixen Cock Lover are going to do loud erp in spawn the whole match.
>>732330464vixen duo powerlevel drops by at least 75% because they don't have furry avatars. my money's on the pony, that's a coinflip between sweat or cheater.Aegis is 80% aspergic sniper main, 20% clipfarming kunai main so dpn't want to go against that shit eitherbot that it matters, gregor dominates all.
BLU just to dunk on the hoovy
who doesn't want to play with fluttershy?
Red has too many spies I'm going Blu
Do Medics really only have the "tranny/faglord sub couple with his pubstomper bf" stereotype? feels wrong for what's possibly the coolest healer in gaming
BLU so I can pocket muh waifu ^:)
>>732330464Blu to dominate the leet sniper and the pocket soldier sissy on red
>>732337542You can be a normal medic player but you have to actually heal more than 1 person and you aren't allowed to wear cosmetics.
>>732338798>you aren't allowed to wear cosmetics.Is this a non-negotiable? what if they aren't faggy?
>>732338865You may dress up only as hitler
I uninstall the game
>>732330464Blu and I hope the russian cheat by aim botting and destroy cringe faggotry of red team.
>>732339119Got it
>>732330464Red, trick Pootis Pow into conga-ing into the sightline to use him as a human shield
There is 95% chance of being at least 1 cheater there especially in 2025 + 1
Blu and it's not even close.
>>732330549I would just dominate them as a Scout playing since 2007 with the knowledge that anyone with gaudy cosmetics is reducing their ability to conceal themselves behind cover and are thus too retarded to consistently check their backs.Didn't look at the pic, I just know I'm murdering 99% of people PUGs as it is.
>>732330464blu because my wife fluttershy is there.
>>732340658>my wifeanon, I...>>732338012
Why the fuck did the ponyfag audience even latch on to tf2 in such an extreme way?
>>732330464RED seems to have like 5 TF2 oldfags that have been around since the beginningBLU is a bunch of underage and third worldersI find a new server honestly
>>732340412Statistically speaking, one of the two faggots on red are most likely to be cheating, followed by the asian kids. Red's already won.
>>732340779Hey it's Thursday she's MY wife today.
>>732330464>jose fernando is now 20 years old
>>732340832Ponyfags were everywhere at that time, so anything popular with nerds during that time is associated with ponies.
>yusuke urameshiGOAT team.
>>732340832Because Gaben endorsed and promoted it in TF2, like the fat faggot he is
RED has at least a few people that give me hope like Billy Mays, maybe gamingdad1964, Pekka, and Johnny Tightlips. However it also has the biggest drags in the pocket ERPers and a fucking friendly. BLU is just consistently mediocre. Really I guess it depends on if we're on a gamemode/map where you can take three decent players and pubstomp or if we actually need synergy.
>not Flutterspy
>>732344776Fluttermedic is objective truth.
>>732330464this image is woefully outdated in 2026
>>732330464[MLP]Fluttershy has 10k+ hours in the game and will dominate the entire of the enemy team, except for maybe <3 Vixen Cock Lover <3, who will instead be the most threatening member of the red team.
>>732344397>hating on boogerpenis and costanza
making the heavy VA do those shameful pony lines was a humiliation ritual
>>732330464Red, Vixen and his cocklover is guaranteed to be soldier+medic tryhard. this, Red has bigger chance to win with the confirmed medic player.
>>732330464>no mr lister the sister fister>no GregorShit teams.
Was GR15 repealed and I never noticed or are mods not even enforcing the only rule they unerringly upheld for the last 15 years?
>>732346134>the fags with vixen in their name>not still a thing in current year+11
>>732349590It isn't but Lee is gone
>>732349903Never thought I would miss that Leafrgentinian faggot so much.
>>732350163He just lead to more people deliberately spamming ponyshit and>see thread that interests me>oops turns out it was cropped ponyshit to bait lee>discussion drowned out by lee spam
>>732350269Better than [buzzword]jak and the 4chan frog.
>>732349590don't worry, they still uphold itmore than any of the other rules
