Go Woke go...
did the switch 2 even sell 4 million to begin with
It did sell over a million copies, just not Switch 2 versions. But it's still pathetic.Look at the reception area of the wikipedia article if you want a laugh. The entire thing is sourced by two critics who like the game saying it's nothing like Metroid, but that's a good thing. Linear and that's good for new players. Companion characters being liked. All this praise of change meant for people that aren't even buying the game.
>>732337938switch 2 is the best selling console of all time for the time it's been out
how is it any more woke than pretty much all other games in the franchise
>>732338345Why do metroid fans like to pretend metroid prime is a popular game or series? there's a good chance 4 will become the best selling in the entire series and it's guaranteed to be number 2 already
>>732337558>what it means for the franchisenormalcy? the usual numbers? reality?
Sex with balls
>>732338683because her powers are purple in this one. no, i'm not joking, chuds are beyond braindead.
Time for more 2D metroid baby
>>732338747It's bad by nogames numbers. No one wanted this shit even though there's not much to play on the Switch 2.
>>732337558Most of the old Metroid fanbase is not shoveling money out for a whole console. They are playing on PC where everything else gets released. Nintendo chooses not to cater to this audience, game sells like shit. They will sink every flagship and die on the hill of exclusivity. It isn't the 00s anymore.
>>732338874it's a switch game and it sold over a million in under a monthwhy do you live in an alternate reality? NDS?
>>732338683I don't care if you call it 'woke' or whatever, but the two things that stopped me buying the game out of principle was finding out the open world has no music on purpose so they could sell it to you with an amiiboAnd that annoying fuckass redditor sidekick that won't shut the fuck up
>>732338683Myles is a trans man.
>nintendo releases gun game>fails>next big release is a ball gamethe audience just isn't there.
>>732338747We don't, the people whinging about low sales are NDS retards who think it's a win despite everyone on /v/ fucking hating Prime 4 from the moment the NPCs were revealed and hoping it flopped so Nintendo learned not to try that shit again.
>>732338747Cubefags think Metroid Prime is bigger than it really is because it looks more typically AAA than Nintendo's usual. The reality is only the first Prime sold over 2 million, and the rest declined in sales with every release.
>>732337938No it has sold 17 million
>>732338683All the wacky NPCs with annoying Reddit writing who won't shut up for one second.>that's not what woke meansIt's close enough.
>>732337558It did literally hit 1 million sales though
>>732339216>i-its close enoughSo you admit it doesn’t actually mean anything and you’re just a reactionary butthurt faggot? Sounds about white. Nigger.
>>732339328Only by combining Switch 1 and 2 sales.
>>732339293If they can say it failed then they say it's woke because they don't like woke, even when it's not by any measure. If it succeeded it's not, even when it obviously is, see BG3. These people use vidya as an extension of their politics instead of just trying to have fun and enjoy themselves. They lead a joyless existence.
>>732339523and?Digital switch 2 sales of metroid prime 4 count as switch 1 sales btw
>>732339523So it hit 1 million sales then. Nintendo made a single smart decision about this game by selling it on both or it would have done even worse.
>>732338874It sold 7 million copies in the first month you gibbering idiot
>cubesnoy melty thread
>>732338683Chuds are retards and culture war was confirmed a psyop, they still won't let it go. Libshits are just as bad. It's a two sided coin.
rape any kids today acpedoerictranny?
>>732339779>rightoids confirmed as literal mossad puppets whose entire ideology is astroturfed by a pedophile sex cult>’’leftoids are just as bad’’Yeah anon I’m starting to not believe that bothsides faggotry.
>>732339579>myleshispanic clown>regerdeep south black harmonica player>ezrablack distinguished veteran strongest npc in the game>norafeminist girlboss who don't take no shit from no manNot one white european man in the entire cast. Every single character in the game gives them a positive DEI/ESG score.
Yup switch 1 buff is still real just like with pokemon z-a. However, not reaching 1 million on switch 1 alone doesn't look good.
>>732340056no one tell this retarded retard that DEI disproportionately benefited rural whites
>>732339983Because it's also in the files that Epstien was fucking around with gender therapy. He weaponized it to create reactionary. The CIA think tanks have done this shit for a long time.
The fact even tendies are struggling to justify this game’s sales proves it’s a flop. Wow, one whole million. MP4 was a money sinkhole. Just put Metroid 6 in the bag bro.
>>732340220>.2% of genpop having fucked up feelings about their genitals >as bad as organized ritual child torture by the financial elite at the behest of IsraelI’m not buying it.
>>732340056>hispanic clownOh so they made him the internet's intentional biggest fucking joke? How is making minorities into jokes to be laughed at woke? Answer me that directly.
>Nintendofags rebeling against open world slopbased tendies for onceMaybe Zelda will be saved
>>732340435Nah man, Zeldafags ate that shit up.
>>732338747>Why do metroid fans like to pretend metroid prime is a popular game or series?Perhaps the same could be said about other franchises like I don’t know, Fire Emblem?
>>732340056sylux will take off his helmet in 5 and reveal the whitest man alive
>>732340619I don't know, I saw a lot of deflation around TokT. I think tendies are over the novelty.
>>732339779>>732339983So you're saying we were 100% right about the kikes from the very beginning? It only took you more than 15 years to understand, retard.Glad you got there.
>>732341248>’right about the kikes’>continue serving them and their puppets anyway I feel so owned anon, you did it!
>>732341248And yet you’ll grovel before them.
>>732338860Saved
>>732339983Go back to Xitter, tourist.
>>732340358Mentally retarded representation gives a positive ESG scoreHispanic representation gives a positive ESG scoreMyles is a double whammy.I didn't create the score I'm just telling you what Blackrock and other alphabet investment groups likes to see in their propaganda outlets.
The criticisms are extremely clear, the fans all want a good game, the sales would be better if the core audiences sentiments were more positive. They fucked this, not people for not buying it.
>>732341712I'm asking if you think it's woke to turn minorities into intentional jokes to be laughed at by the internet. You don't seem to actually want to answer that question and just deflect instead.
>>732338747>metroid prime is a popular game or series?MP1 itself was good enough to be noteworthy. That's why the remaster is so popular to boot. Raw number of sales isn't a fair way of comparing games that came out 20 years apart.
>>732341821Why didn’t they just make the game good? If they wanted it to sell good they should have made it good but they made it bad instead. I just don’t understand why they would make a bad game they knew was bad.
>>732341836He is a joke because the writer couldn't separate their fantasy world with reality. He is a jarring character and it becomes funny only because it was the effort and work of someone who doesn't interact with people other than through memes. In fact, I can guarantee that Myles was made by the tranny writer. It lines up perfectly. He was not an intentional joke character. The writer thought this would be a funny and relatable character because it was penned by a tranny writer who doesn't live in the world of reality but in some echo chamber where no negativity reaches them.
>>732343781>He was not an intentional joke character.Bullshit, he was obviously a joke not meant to be taken seriously. You admit yourself that he was written to be funny. He's funny because he's a fucking joke next to Samus. The only reason you're saying this is because you agree that intentionally turning minorities into jokes is NOT woke behavior.
>>732338345>it's nothing like Metroid, but that's a good thingNerd cave theory strikes again
>>732340789regular games
>>732343979Hispanics are not global minorities you're a tool.
>>732344659>hispanics aren't minorities nowGlad we cleared that up now that it would have hurt the narrative of MP4 being woke.
>>732337558>make complete dogshit travesty of a game that barely has anything to do with Metroid Prime>"meturoid appear to have sord rike shitto gaijin dont want it even if dreaddo sord well, sherf the series for anotha 15 years"
>>732338778>dread sold upwards of 5 million copies>prime 4 should be more appealing to mass audience due to being 3d, designed like zelda, babby easy, and a colourful cast of failed podcast hosts trying to fill every millisecond of dead air>comes out as one of the first handful of flagship games for a new console>it doesn't even sell half what dread did>>732338860Is there any word on whether Mercurysteam is willing to do more Metroid games? I would have liked to see a Dread sequel where they keep improving and tightening things up the same way Dread improved on SR.
what's fucking woke about prime 4? that word has lost all it's meaning
>>732340056>myles mackenzie, voiced by david goldberg>hispanic
>>732345021hang yourself fag
>>732345024They improved a great deal after Samus Returns so I would really like to see them do another 2D entry. I have my issues with Dread, like the OST and how railroaded things could get at times, but it was overall a really great game that did a lot of things very well so I'd love another one from them.
>>732345221It isn't even woke except for the Diversity Squad consisting of token racially ambiguous guy, token black guy, token woman, etc.It's just an extremely bad game. I mean, how many people saw the empty desert bike sections and said either "yeah this good" or "ah, well, this sucks but it can't be helped, we can't cut it from the game because we need the botwbabbies to make soijak faces at the trailer"
>>732337558The phrase is GET woke, go broke.
If it did so well then why did they fire Tanabe?
>>732345024>dread sold upwards of 5 million copiesIt only sold 3 million and it's the best selling game in the series.
>>732338860Only if they make it like Super Metroid.I want bosses that completely bombard you and force you to play instinctively, not bosses with simple patterns to memorise and the difficulty is that you have to repeat it 20 times and not get hit more than 5 times.
>>732346191The only boss you're describing from SM is Ridley.
Can I get a TPS Metroid with platforming?
>>732345024if the rumors are to be believed they are currently imploding due to extreme mismanagement. soon there will be no one left who knows how to make metroid.
>>732345928I stand corrected. Yeah, compared to other switch games that's tiny numbers cause everything sold a lot on the switch.However, that still maybe barely puts prime 4 at even half the sales of dread, conveniently for me.It really puts things into perspective that Prime 1 and the original NES game are the second and third best selling entries in the series.Maybe they should try to boost sales by making a game that's like the NES metroid lol
>>732339779>Chuds are retards and culture war was confirmed a psyop, they still won't let it go. Libshits are just as bad. It's a two sided coin.Except it's libs ruining entertainment with identity politics with malicious intent.Show me ONE example of an I.P. and/or franchise in movies, tv, videogames, comic books etc.... where right wingers forced their way into them. The attached picture is you and every other piece of shit like you!!!FACT!!!
>>732345314You're a tranny and won't make it to 30
I play metroid for the nutty putty softlock scenarios. happens all too rarely these days
>>732346807>namefaggot>reddit spacing >!mossad isn’t sending its best.
>>732346348I'd argue more bosses are constantly throwing stuff at you unpredictably than not and most mini bosses do.
>>732346807I also know exactly what you're going to say "Well, entertainment was 100% left wing before the right took it over and why we're justified in taking it back!"That's because you can't create and only destroy!!!FACT!!!
>>732346807some people are just annoying and entitled, it's not a political issueyou'd know this if you actually went outside
>>732345021Weirdly it seems like everybody who worked on Prime 4 knew it was going to be a disaster (except Tanabe).>Interview with Retro basically had them washing their hands of all of the dumb shit and saying it was just what Nintendo gave them to work with>Interview with an unknown Nintendo employee admitted that the pseudo-open world approach was a mistake>Marketing team did their best to hide the GF troopers and the big empty desert for as long as they could because they obviously knew people would hate it>Tanabe proudly took credit for the worst shit in the game outrightIt's rare to see such a unanimous admission of failure even from indie devs, let alone a major studio and other employees under Nintendo.
>>732347013Throwing stuff at you unpredictably, yes. "Completely bombard you", no.
>>732347234My question is, now what? We wait another five years tops for a game that MIGHT be good, or at least better? Hope Tabuta isn’t just a carbon copy of her mentor and lays off the constant fed wanking? What can they even do to salvage Sylux? Beyond has zero narrative weight, being a post-Super game chronologically with the Prime tag should be infinitely more interesting that it is. Where do we even go from here? I don’t think they’ll kill off the subseries after sinking so much time and money into creating a team that at the very least can make a technically and graphically inpressive game. But I don’t really have faith they’ll magically make a great Metroid just because Tanabe finally fucked off. And speaking of Tanabe, the guy is like 99% responsible for Quadraxis so it’s not like he never did anything right.
>>732337558Fuck that shit, they know people are clamoring for more dread.
>>732341375>>732341530>mentally ill troon thinks I'm a Trump supporterPimozide, now.
>>732341248>/pol/ literally created in coordination with EpsteinYou're all fucking retarded, it's now proven beyond any doubt.
>>732346191It feels like MS, for the merits of their games, are kind of stuck in the 7th gen with their overuse of QTEs and big, "fair," telegraphed, parryable attacks and flashy "press x to awesome" stuff. Or maybe they just played way too much sekiro, just like every other developer these days.I liked the bosses quite a bit in dread and thought the final boss was especially great, but I still think Fusion has the best bossfights in the series (arguably the only outright improvement Fusion made over SM).
>>732347567Retcon Prime 4 into a psychic mindfuck caused by the artifact blowing up in the intro; the reason it was so weird is because Viewros exists in some kind of collective mental realm.
>>732347671post-hack revelation that /pol/ was a massive hotbed of Israeli IP’s was humiliating enough but at this point /pol/fags should just kill themselves en masse, there’s no coming back from this kek
>>732347919>prerelease footage shows Sylux jobbing to a single charge shot>’expert marksman’ misses an easy midrange shot despite getting the draw on Samus>syluxfags cope, pretend it was obviously his master plan to shoot the artifact and send everyone to Viewros>game comes out>when you can finally scan the real Sylux it’s proven he was just raiding the base for upgrades and had no idea about the artifact and is indeed just a shitter There’s no way to walk this back.
>>732346191The bosses in Dread are on the whole a thousand times better than in Super. The bosses in Fusion are a step up from Super also but not as good as Dread's. Dread has the movement and combat pretty much perfect and the boss fights are the best in the series even if they could be improved.What needs to be like Super is the lack of handholding and focus focus on exploration. Dread was very clever in the way they railroaded the player but still did so in a way that was rather draconian when you pulled things back.>not bosses with simple patterns to memorize and you just need to repeat it a bunch without getting hitThis is Draygon, Phantoon, Spore spawn, botwoon, Kraid, Crocomire, others I'm probably forgetting in Super. Kraid threw stuff at you and Ridly was schizo but that was about it. Nothing in SM comes close to what you describe like Ravenbeak, who has many different attack patterns that require you to react and play instinctively. I would enjoy what you described but this was not the case in Super much of the time.
>>732347671Anyone who was actually white moved to 8 or /int/ anyway.
>>732346191Did you play Super Metroid? The bosses in that game are nothing like that at all. It's a great game in spite of that, because it still does the Metroid formula better than any other game in the series, but the bosses have been outclassed by every sequel.
>>732348165this, sylux fucking sucks. I wonder if this is the same backstory that was supposedly in the making since Hunters or if it was just solely Tanabe’s retarded brainchild. either way I can’t see how they make an entire trilogy out of this dipshit. he is no dark Samus that’s for fucking sure.
>>732337558It has nothing to do with woke. It's just a shitty game because it plays like it's 10 years old, which it largely is.
>>732337558What the ever loving fuck does wokeness have to do with prime 4?
>>732349134It also treats the player like they’re genuinely retardedwhich is largely something the series has managed to avoid. the bitter irony is that the terrible level design would actually be exacerbated if the glasses faggot didn’t backseat you, so it can only function by doubling down on not being a metroid game. it’s just bad at everything.
>>732349225Good question, isn't it just reddit-coded? With its humor? Don't know if it has any woke elements.
>>732337558>less than 1 million copies on the console no one wantedFantastic. Now all we have to do is kill Pokemon and Nintendo is fucked and video games will be saved
>>732337558>source is a reddit mod for a nintendo subreddit...seriously?
>>732338683The foid fangirl sidekick character crowbarred into an infantry role for no other reason than to fill a checkbox. Textbook woke/
>>732338747Prime 1 was excellent for its time. 2 less so, and Hunters was a fun multiplayer experiment. It wasn't until 3 that the series shat the bed, but I think most Metroidfags skipped the Wii generation so they don't know and think Prime series was still good.
I am still not really over it. I can't believe this is the game we got. It's fucking crazy.One of the most generic, bland action games I've ever played and it's Metroid fucking Prime 4.This would have been boring to play in 2012, with its fake "open world", NPC dialog, restricted linear progression, tedious busywork as "content" and nothing story. How the fuck did we get here?I actually don't know who to blame. If it was the previous Namco devs, or Tanabe who made something unsalvageable, or if there just is not enough talent left at Retro to tackle a heavy title like this anymore.Whatever the case, Prime might be done for, but we can hopefully get some more first-person Metroid titles, because I think there's a lot of potential left in the format.
>>732337558WELP.Time for Metroid to go back to the attic and make company for F-Zero, unless Mercurysteam has something in the works...>Somehow, Raven Beak returned...
>>732337558It didn't go woke, it went full retard
>>732349716>2 less soPrime 2 is the best Prime game, without question. It's essentially just like the first Prime, but with a much more interesting, more dangerous world to explore and far better boss battles.Prime 3 did shit the bed though, there is no denying that. But, I won't accept Prime 2 slander.
>>732346652Rumors? Qrd?
>>732337558I don’t get Metroid fansSure Zero suit Samus is hotBut this is a franchise that should have been left in the 90sSamus in Super Smash worked great because it’s also 2D styled gameplay
>>732349949Dark Aether isn't as visually pleasing as usual Metroid flair and the music wasn't nearly as memorable as say Phendrana Drifts and Magmor Caverns. Mechanically it was a better game, but I don't play Metroid solely for the gameplay. 2 was also when Retro started trying to shove the Feds into the story and the natural conclusion is the shitshow that is 4.
>>732349971>retarded namefaggot has a retarded take>retarded namefaggot posts retarded image discarding your retarded opinion, retarded namefaggot
>>732338683It's an humiliation ritual were you're forced to babysit an annoying jew that saves you at the end
>>732338683When words get used to the point they lost all meaning besides "thing bad"
>>732349771I’ll be mad about this shit forever anon. Everything that could have gone wrong, did. Metroid finally got a coveted holiday release window and a massive amount of hype behind what should have been a zeitgeist for the series, now we’ll be lucky if it’s just Prime that dies. I hate that faggot Tanabe with everything I’ve got.
>>732339779>>732339983We already knew that forcing gays and blacks into media was a psyop. We told you that 10 years ago. How do you go from that to the conclusion that we should just shut up and consume?
>>732350135>Still blaming Retro for the GF obsession and not TanabeSlow in the head
>>732350261I’m sorry you’re disappointed Feel better soon
>>732350580lmao who the fuck is ‘we’? enough of the cope, jew puppet
>>732347671REALLY sweet Bluesky narrative you're trying to push. This is actually freaking epic as hell, man. Congratulations.
>>732350602>muh retro can do no wrongGood riddance.
>>732349771The answer is everyone.Tanabe and Nintendo for wanting Prime 4 to be open world with sylux and federation presence.Namco Devs for creating the original concept and being so sub-standard that Nintendo decided to restart midway with Nu-Retro.Nu-Retro for not being capable due to not having the infrastructure to make a new Prime game. Continuing with the original concept and Outsourcing for multiple things with sub-contractors.To think that teaser from 2017 would lead to this.
>>732350580>How do you go from that to the conclusion that we should just shut up and consume?Who said that, you fucking ape?
>>732337558Beyond wasn't woke, just extremely cringe.
>>732345024>upwards of 5 million copies
>>732350735Just take a look at the archivehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/605519486/#q605565602>>732351080Let me see you backpedal faggot. Tell me what "they still won't let it go" was supposed to mean
>>732350930>still coping with his entire ideology being fabricated and astroturfed by a jewish rape cultYou’re just going to have to kill yourself. I’m afraid there’s no other way.
>>732337558>What it means for the franchiseSee? Goddammit, I knew Prime was going to drag 2D (aka real) Metroid down with it like an anchor around its neck, and they’re going to put the whole thing on ice for another 10+ years.
>>732339423Holy fucking loon troon
>>732351218>vivian threadThank you for telling me in explicit terms you are mentally ill and can be safely ignored.
>>732351218Your entire conception of 'action' is impotent whining about trannies in video games, so it makes sense that you can only conceive of 'letting it go' as 'just consuming'. Holy fucking Amerilard. Yeah man, getting over the low quality of woke video games totally means just buying all of them! You're such a dumb fucking consumerist goytoy.
>>732351325>you found someone calling out the psyop but it was in a thread I find cringeAmazing argument
>>732351232You know people can actually read what's out there? You should keep lying, Bluesky faggot. You're really not looking a giant retard or anything.
>>732351485>Your entire conception of 'action' is impotent whining about trannies in video gamesAlmost as it the propaganda financed by literally billions of dollars has any kind of strategic public impact
>>732351485Tell us how it got into american law that there's only 2 genders. What caused the public to side with that law? Events on real life or the internet?
>>732346943>>namefaggot>>reddit spacing>>!>mossad isn’t sending its best.That's because they're mostly in the sewers of New York!!!FACT!!!
>metroid is so dead its threads are just a breeding ground for /pol/kike whiningI don’t think there’s gonna be a next mission to see you in, fellas.
>>732339779>>732339983>>732351485>all cartoons for toddlers have trannies, gays and lesbians>you should ignore that goy, that's never going to cause any problems
>>732352058>being this retarded
>>732352058At least we got Dread. It wasn’t perfect, but it was enough. No franchise should live forever, anyway, lest it be flanderized for normalfag secondaries.
>>732347106>some people are just annoying and entitled, it's not a political issue>you'd know this if you actually went outsideSays the person most likely sitting at home on their computer or posting on their phone while giving blowjobs at the glory hole!!!FACT!!!
>>732352058to be fair, every thread on /v/ is a breeding ground for /pol/kike whining
>>732351768It serves no other purpose than to preoccupy you with irrelevant dithering about the heckin validity of trannies so that you don't care about any actual problems>>732351904I don't know maybe the fact that American society has basically always considered there to be 2 genders and just because some uppity troons insist on the opposite doesn't mean that it's true?>>732352195No you shouldn't ignore it but pretending that is the core of your problems is infantile mental retardation. It's part of a way larger scheme DUMB FUCK to keep you retarded
>>732338683>the character with the most voice lines is a jew voiced by someone named Goldstein>what's woke about it?
>>732352451Look at you backpedaling>o-ok it's important bu-but it's not that important. i'm sure you can find better things to doBILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPEND EVERY YEAR TO MAKE PROPAGANDA
>>732338654>dodging the questiongrim
>>732337558this thread sucks.I'm beginning to suspect that none of you guys actually play games.
>>732352451So you're just going to pretend that americans weren't bending over backwards to avoid offending trannies? Why should we take you seriously when you just lie?
>>732340056>myleshispanic clownSure “Mackenzie” is such a Hispanic name
>>732353021Again, who the fuck is ‘we’ faggot?
>>732355046Anons from 4chan
>>732350997If Retro was obsessed with the Feds and not Tanabe, then why doed Federation Force exist?
>>732338683Woke authors. This is Megan Fausti. They are a non binary writer who insists that Samus is trans. Pic related, from their linkedin.The samus is trans part didn't make it into the game though. So for perspective, Nintendo of America is the one keeping it from going too woke here. As far as shit that's in the game: White male emasculated and a fucking joke. A common complaint about the metroid series from the crazies is the lack of black and brown characters, and they did give them that here. Personally, I'd say it's more "modern writers" than woke. >>732339779The conservatives, particularly the christfags WOULD be just as bad, if they had any actual influence in the industry.>>732354183He seemed like a kvetching jewish caricature to me. Like goddam woody allen in power armor.
>>732351123What about the vagina doors?
>>732338747perhaps they've convinced themselves that samus porn=franchise popularity even though 95% of people who've made and consumed samus porn have never played the games.
>>732347671You are so close and yet will never get there. Jews don't play one side xister. There's no right or left, both sides are goycattle except one is more mentally ill than the other
>>732356226America is becoming less christian, less white, less male, less straight, less cis, less fit, less neurotypical.just gonna learn how to live with it.
>one side wants to replace all europeans with africans>the other side doesn't at the very least>you should stop fighting and find some common groundWhy're centrists such subhumans?
>>732337558Game failed because it's underwhelming and just not a Metroid game, not because of woke bs
>>732337558How was it woke?
>>732356865Don't be such a weird bigot anon. I'm not american. You are going to have to live without trying to impose whatever freako complexes you have about race, as much as that hurts your culturally imperialst heart.The game I wanted is more solitary, stark, alien. A hot, female badass bounty hunter in power armor doesn't need the tiktok squad taking selfies of her and complimenting her. I want exploration in incomprehensible hostile alien environments. Not some trash weighed down by your feelings of intersectionality.
>>732357448Game lost old retro staff from 1-3, and added dumb, woke new employees who did not understand the core feel of metroid.
>>732340056>Myles>hispanicare you fucking blind? Dude is a goddamn Jew
>>732337558Meanwhile in reality
>>732356226I don't know why people are taking a joke so seriously. Samus was never going to be trans in the first place, yet trannies want to make their headcannon come true.
>>732339983>retard doesn't realize he fell for exactly the opinion they wanted people to have about "the right"oops
>>732337558>Metroid is now consistently selling worse than fire emblemKneel
>>732357643Ok now read what's on the screenshot OP sent, and remember that the game is on both Switch 1 and 2Then think about how retarded you are
im playing menstroid prime remastered right now on switch2 for the first time, picked it up on sale. just got the thermal visor in phendrana drips and btfo'd some flying space pirates with the newly acquired wave beam and super missiles.. so far i like it a lot. its like ratchet and clank had a baby with returnal.Prime 4 looks good in the previews but maybe im playing the better game already.
>>732340356>thousands groomed into becoming infertile and mutilated is worse than dozens rapedYes?
>>732338796>>732339423It's MCU / Californication writing by a far-leftist Megan Fausti.https://imgbox.com/g/UOTF7PSrW0Funding this shit is encouraging more of it. Glad it flopped.
>>732343296Not only is it shit, it was expensive and they had to re-do it mid-way. Absolute state of western outsourced devs.
>>732347101>That's because you can't create and only destroy!!!FACT!!!Is that why openly woke shit like Veilguard and Dr.Who flop and they have to subvert existing I.P.'s to spread 'the message'.
>>732347595These retards think that trump, who in 2016 was already left of a 90's bill Clinton, is somehow rightwing and all "right-wingers" support him.
>>732337558Has nothing to do with “woke” it’s because the game forces you to collect crystals in a shitty desert, among other things
>>732356692Sure. Now compare the right-wing Likud party with the "right-wing" republicans, totally the same, amirite?
>>732338991wouldn't it be Anti-Woke then since his ass gets killed?
>>732338979>that annoying fuckass redditor sidekick that won't shut the fuck upNot specific enough.
>>732358909That doesnt happen until all the way at the end, and the game treats it as le sad abd le tragic. Same reason why i dont listen to people who claim that BOTW and the Link crossdressing scene are a joke. The fact that Link actually gets into the gerudo city is just pushing the woke propaganda that men can easily pass as women.
>>732358909He already has a fake-out death in the game. Why would the second one be any different?
>>732358909What? I have no idea how you would even get to that conclusion.
>>732358909For the sake of the argument, even if he really died, it's framed as a noble, tragic sacrifice, not a good thing, so it wouldn't be anti-woke.
>>732357806The only retard is yourself. This 1M sales are only for 1 month
>>732360927Most video game sales come in the first month unless there's good word of mouth, and there isn't
>>732343296Your strawman is retarded. In reality, audience expectations were a known quantity and the stuff they went with was obviously a bad idea. I'd put money on the fact that Retro knew the game was a problem for the majority of development.
It's not even "woke," it's just "onions."
>>732361434>Retro knew it was a bad idea>but they couldn't change a single thing about it Then they're at fault. They should've told Nintendo "we can't work with this, just scrap it all". Have some balls for once in their lives.
>>732337558It's not woke you nigger faggot. It just sucks ass like your mom on a friday night.
>>732340164>disproportionatelyOh so NOW you pretend to understand per capita?
>>732338860dread was unironically kino as fuck.
>>732338979>open world has no music on purposeIt does have music though.
>>732344196>Nerd cave theoryIt's funny that Gaider of all people technically coined this because EA saw him as some type of grognard and their excuse was that the people he is trying to appeal to will "always" just buy their RPGs solely because they're RPGs. This was before even DA2 so they just kept on going and going without realizing how fucking retarded they were by turning Bioware into radioactive studio that can't do anything right.
>>732363436Only if you buy an Amiibo.
>>732337558It did not need an open worldIt did not need to be an escort mission for nearly 100% of the game
>>732363941it has a windy sounding ambient theme with that high female choir used for all the lamorn stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jge1OjqN7Ys>>732363436this game will be remembered fondly for its music, not sure about anything else
>>732338654I have literally not met a single person IRL that even owns a Switch 2.
>>732360927>This 1M salesWhat do you mean, the game didn't sell even 1M on Switch 2
>What it means for the franchise...The company is going to look at the poor sales and go.>Look, people ain't buying our product to meet our expected sales numbers.>You're right. Samus most likely has run her course of popularity, and it's time for a new character to take over the series.>Any suggestions?>Myles Mackenzie!>Alright, sounds like we're in agreement. Make it happen.
>>732346807>Except it's libs ruining entertainment with identity politics with malicious intent.Because Epstein had a major hold over the entertainment industry and working this logic into curriculums. And he can do that because what the entertainment industry does is of little impact to actual society. It's like little gibs to make these people feel like they are getting a win when no on will ever win. Every social justice movement always goes the same way. MLK wanted to get more gibs in the imperialist system. So they gave him a "win" and ended segregation but all the problems remained. Then he started to listen to Malcom X who was not just telling black people to rise up but everyone to rise together and create white and black panther groups to work together and to arm themselves against the government. And MLK started writing about communism. Then suddenly the CIA labels Malcom a black race supremacist and MLK is dead. You get your social justice but you will never get real change. That's why they push this into entertainment. It's radicalizes you, and it makes sure these people will never get anything more than entertainment spotlight. A perfect loop.
>>732337558Not even woke, just retarded....Which I guess is kind of the same thing now that I'm re-reading that.
