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>>732343780
>A significantly older woman will never call me "daddy"

>>732343780
Yes.

The part about Johnny overwriting V doesn't get emphasized enough outside the Devil Ending showing you that no, Johnny popping up digitally is just part of the loss of identity Johnny-V is going through.

>>732343780
>Deal is cumming into enhanced hag pussy in exchange for not single handedly flattening the whole HQ and ending Cuckpans Corporate dominance
Tempting..

>>732343780
Dude, when I'll finally pick and play Cyberpunk from my log, I'm totally going corpo. Elegant older classy ladies like Hanako and Meredith? Where do I sign?

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>>732343780
For me, it's leaving the absolute hellhole that is Night City behind with my sassy brown wife and eventually finding a way to remove the Relic before the 6 months run out

>>732344806
>he thinks CP2077 has role-playing

>>732343938
>>732343780
she is an 80 year old woman

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>>732346956
An 80 years old woman, with the body of a 25-30 years old woman, due to top of the line, experimental Arasaka implants
Best of both worlds
Can you imagine the sex experience she has?
She can most likely make you nut without even touching you once

The age of the legacy characters is a bit of an embarrassment for cdpr who has to excuse the related plot holes away
Realistically everything would've been better if the nuke happened 20-30y ago and then active characters being alive in 2050 would be less of a sticking point.

Now the people whose grandchildren have their own children are still doing insane bullshit is just odd. They're not busy with their families, they didnt kick the bucket all this time being active in night city, they're physically and mentally able and dont really talk in a way that reflects their age.

>>732348051
>Now the people whose grandchildren have their own children are still doing insane bullshit is just odd. They're not busy with their families, they didnt kick the bucket all this time being active in night city, they're physically and mentally able and dont really talk in a way that reflects their age.
Almost as if it was the whole point
All of those rich corpo shits are inhumane beings who desperately want to cling to immortality
That's the very reason why Saburo Arasaka developed the Relic, because the brain is the last weakness in the human body, you can't just change it like any other organ or member, because it contains your very soul

>>732343938
Knew a 34y white woman who had this face, it was so fucking weird knowing she was no Asian.

>>732343780
No not unless you have something they want and the second they get it they'll stab you in the back. Also has any one killed her bother is that a thing you can do I haven't tried.

>>732348284
Theres johnnys pals who spent like few years with him, but then spent 50+ years without him
they shouldnt feel too investmed in helping him
theres the bandies who still act like they're trying to kill themselves by the age of 27
saburo acts his age at least

>>732343780
She backstabs you twice, and then thrice. And you never even get to sleep with her past the first time.

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MYSTERY NIGGAS

>>732343780
>tfw dick isn't long enough to be held like a hotdog by super sexy Japanese hag
Maybe next time

>>732344583
>for not single handedly flattening the whole HQ and ending Cuckpans Corporate dominance
Like how Johnny ended it 50 years ago? Night City just got under Militech's control for a while and then just 50 years later Arasaka was back with a new tower like nothing ever happened

>>732343780
No. Never
>>732344806
I played corpo and you get like 1 additional dialogue line with Meredith if you're corpo. There's barely any roleplay >>732346371
Best choice. The most kino V is corporate start into nomad ending with panam

>>732346956
HNG

>>732350497
I'm replaying for the first time since release and I think they added more lifepath dialogue or maybe I forgot there's this many, picked corpo (again, because it works best with the story) and you do get a fair bit of dialogue with it - but it never amounts to anything, just like the skill check dialogues. Everyone will have one line to react to whatever V said then it's back to the same script for all of them

>>732346371
Except that's not what happens and you just die "surrounded by loved ones" who probably have to clean up your shit and piss for a few months when you become bed bound. Going out in a blaze of glory is much better.

>>732350814
>Except that's not what happens
Most endings and especially Panam ending are left deliberately open
You don't get to tell me what happens off screen after the ending, this is all up to headcanon, until a sequel proves otherwise or not

>>732343780
No, sadly it's a scam. Tower ending is better.

>>732350814
It was like a spark of glory.

>>732350814
The Tower ending shows that the Relic overwriting your brain can be cured, at the cost of not being able to use cyberware ever again
If Militech (yes the NUSA is Militech's puppet state) could find a way to remove the Relic and cure you, then any other corp can
Nomad nations probably have contacts with Biotechnica for instance

>>732351612
I'd rather die than have to be a normalfag in the cyberpunk world. All the misery but none of the cool.

>>732348625
my wife is like that

The Star is the only ending that isn't complete miseryslop so that's the one I always go for.

>>732351612
>>732351780
it's just combat cyberware, note you can use the eyes and personal link just fine

>>732351973
That's only because it cuts out before the misery starts.

>>732352059
>It's only the cool stuff, you get to keep the lame shit

>>732351973
I don't think the Sun is a sad ending either, but I guess that depends on whether staying in NC at all counts as a bad end.

>>732352059
let me keep my quickhacks and kiroshis and you can get rid of everything else

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why can i not bang the president?! WHY?!

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For me? Its the sun ending

>>732343780
Only because you're going to get a new body and work for her in the ending based off the tarot cards

>>732343780
She immediately forgets about you the moment she gets what she wants and is content to either let you die or give you the treatment they gave Johnny.

>>732343780
fuck corpos

>>732353050
>She immediately forgets about you the moment she gets what she wants
She sends Takamura but tells him not to mention she was the one (but he slips up), and she immediately calls because she wants to work with V if you refuse. Hanako wants V but doesn't want to show her cards. Even the tarot card reading for Devil is about starting a new journey with High Priestess (Hanako), so she likely wants V because uniqueness from Relic exposure or wants her own Adam Smasher

>>732343780
There are no good choices in this game.

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>>732346371
pump and die

>>732353686
>exclusive weekly bonus

>>732353686
>tfw your corp doesn't have a office whore who bounces on you when you meet your KPIs

>>732353686
women owe me this

>>732353686
bruh

>>732353686
>the workwife who slides your wedding band off every time and puts it on her own finger

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>>732353686

Why is /v/ suddenly into hags?

>>732353967
We need this, bad.

>>732355837
they're fake hags
anime has girls in preteen bodies who are aged 500
cp has 30y olds aged 80

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>>732355954
and Resident Evil has 50yos aged 200

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>>732349552
DARK NIGGAS

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>>732356143
SPIGGAS

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>>732355837
>suddenly

>>732353480
>Hey, V. Sucks that we don’t have a cure. Bummer :( If you want, you can step into our soul prison until we find a suitable body to dump your brain in
>How long will that take? Oh, I dunno. Just until we find a body we can use to make sure you always remain compliant with us

>>732356458
I played through Act 1 four times and not a single time has this bitch lived. I simply can't betray my Maelstorm niggas

>>732356810
Worked out for Smasher, it will work out for V

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>>732343780
I mean, narratively yeah I thought Devil might be the best written outcome. It's just depressing as Hell. lol

>>732356940
>simping for evil ganger fucks
I always hack the cred chip she gives me, kill all the Maelstrom people, and have her get killed at the end.

>>732357121
Damn, wish I knew that hacking the corp would get her taken out. My futa V needed that big ass.

>>732343780
The best ending is the one where you storm the tower, kill smasher, and let Alt rip Vs consciousness into the cyber realm to become an immortal machine God while letting Johnny have your body. Johnny then teaches a poor kid to play guitar and leaves night city forever.

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>>732356119
made to be mating pressed by a normal sized man

>>732357121
Is that where you kill them, but by not using her chip?

>>732357019
If this what you call “working out”
Out of all the options, joining Alt is the best outcome

>>732356810
Considering Takemura says that V's genetic makeup is pretty unique due to how ingrained Johnny's DNA was, I wonder if finding a body that wouldn't reject V is even possible.
The Yorinobu/Saburo thing went super smoothly because of the genetic similarity after all.

>>732356940
Nigger they're the second worst after scavs what the hell is wrong with you

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>>732357468
Forgot pic

everthing is fucking down again
did m33t did something again?

>>732351612
I didn'y used cyberware anyway, I just rushed with a gun
The game was already too easy, no need for me to use it

What would cause a cop to gun down a normal walking NPC? I've never seen this before. It wasn't one the shitty scripted events you see repeated over and over. It was just a normal fat NPC in a blue shirt, and a cop just shot him and walked on.

I was about 1 second too late to see what actually triggered it, I was just turning the corner and they were right beside each other. What could've triggered this? Is it possible the NPC "bumped" the cop or somehow damaged him? I have triple digit hours in cyberpunk and never seen the cops turn on a normal pedestrian NPC like this before.

>>732357062
Playing as Corpo V and going back to Arasaka willingly feels like making a deal with the devil, for sure. But in a way maybe it could work out better for that kind of V since he's been in that environment before.

>>732357535
No, that's Mox or VB
Maelstorm just wants to borg out and that's the same goal as my V has in every single playthrough

>>732355323
would watch / 10

>>732357468
I always wondered why Alt wanted V to join her rather than Johnny. But I guess in terms of value for the AI, V has more of that in spades, what with their abilities.

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>>732357601
I like the full-circle feel of starting the game at the top from a flying car and working your way back into the tower from the bottom.

Though I do think the game is a little up its ass about claiming that Devil is purely the blatantly evil option compared to wanting to throw a bunch of badland truckers against the military might of a global superpower like Arasaka and expecting them to not get fucking mulched in twenty minutes.

>>732348625

swedes or finnish probably

>>732351612
>at the cost of not being able to use cyberware ever again
That's what NUSA is telling you anyway. Nobody knows what happened to V in those years in coma.

>>732358042
I can see it more as the Devil option from Johnny's or from a V that's not from that world.
That said, maybe it's more from the perspective that you're allowing Arasaka to retain its hold on Night City, with Saburo overwriting his son, taking away his ability to be a free man while you arguably sold your soul to be one.

I wish there was an option for storming the tower like in the Sun ending and then being able to go off with the Aldecados instead, but the haven't been thrown into the Smasher.

>>732358375
that gig was grim

>>732356458
accidentally fucked this bitch on my first playthrough

>>732350814
>when you become bed bound
Or maybe you just finally goes full cyberpsycho and go on a killing spree.

>>732351612
>He believes Muttmerica glowies

Lmao
Who is to say that V wasn't used for two years as an enforcer for me NUSA, protecting senator's pedo parties, going after witnesses and doing other Myer's bitch it work and they just can remotely reactive his cyberware like a flesh-puppet .

>>732357062
I demand a Netwatch ending for Orion
They're the only glowies who do anything worth respecting

>>732357628
Oh you're a LARPing mongoloid sorry I just answered my own question

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>>732356940
Kek based fellow Cyborg enjoyer. Fuck meatbags

>>732358592
so they CAN fully heal you and it's just a matter of hacking it so they can't use you? wouldn't that be better really?

It's a bit sad that they just explored the cholo-street gang side of cyberpunk and not the rabbit hole that is the black wall and all that shady shit with blue eyes

>>732358332
>allowing Arasaka to retain its hold on Night City, with Saburo overwriting his son
Yeah, but that's all only learned after the fact. When I first played I assumed that Yorinobu was just an up-jumped Joffrey Baratheon, running things into the ground because he was an incompetent shithead, not because he genuinely hated Arasaka and wanted to see his father's cruel legacy end. You don't realize the true intentions of everyone involved until it's too late.

>>732358796
>They can heal you
Says who? Glownigga Reed?
What's more plausible they did the same procedure as Arasaka in the Devil ending, only Takemure, being more honourtable, told you the truth about your realistic prospects after the procedures.
NUSA just used you for two years and discarded you because your e become useless and will most likely die soon...

>>732358979
>You don't realize the true intentions of everyone involved until it's too late.
Yep. i feel like that is the story of V's life in this game, with all the endings. And especially when it comes to what happens inside Mikoshi. V's always trying to do the best he can with very little info the whole time.

>>732358857
>blackwall
Fuck, finding Bartmoss should have been a way into all the blackwall shit. I hope they do more on that in Orion.

>>732359170
Vik does a checkup for you so no, you are fine just can't use most implants

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>mfw johnny asks me if he can just have my body

>>732358745
>trying to roleplay in the (supposedly) role-playing game is... le bad

So... Night Corp is behind everything right?

>>732359698
Roleplay? Are you playing pretend or playing a videogame? Lol. You're pressing buttons not an actor on a stage. You fucking weirdo.

>>732356940
I beat Maelstorm in what seemed like a cool a specially animated way, got the spider-bot back, and then for some reason when I returned the guy who betrayed Miltech somehow had the upper hand and she was dead. Don't understand it, apparently you need to do it some hyper-specific way to get a corpo lover.

>>732359794
Oh you're a apple 5 mongoloid, sorry I took you for a human being and replied

>>732360028
>just pay with stick as she asked
>child thinks this one choice out of two choices is hyper specific
Jackass.

>>732360028
Shooting Royce during the dialogue for some retarded reason is treated as the worst outcome for the mission, you also miss out on the 3k for killing him because it's not in gameplay, but that's just salt on the wound with how little money that is
But IIRC any deviation from her plan, including not paying with the chip and just shooting Maelstorm normally, will make her lose to the other corpo
>>732360346
>one out of two
You can shoot Royce as part of the dialogue, warn him about the militech chip and become temporary allies, feed him the malware and get to fuck Meredith or just pay from your own pocket for the bot and get a shitty Maelstorm weapons vendor for it. Only one out of these results in Meredith surviving

>>732360631
I could swear I put Royce in a headlock or something.
>>732360346
I got the spider-bot back, that should have saved her ass, not led to the traitor taking over.

For me, it's the Animals gang leader.

>>732343938
>>732343780
you come to realize most holdable objects need to be made of reinforced material to account for body augmentations.

>>732343780
dunno i only played through the game once and i wasnt about to trust no chinkoid ice queen bitch so i went to fuck panam and roll with my desert niggas instead

>>732360765
>I got the spider-bot back, that should have saved her ass
You get it for Dex, not for Meredith. Even when negotiating with her under the bridge you agree that keeping the bot is your payment for helping her. The corpo conflict isn't about the bot, it's about the convoy as a whole. Either Meredith can recover most of it and find out who ratted it's the guy in the trunk or the other guy takes over because she fucked up by losing the convoy in the first place. Bot's cool but she can just say they couldn't find it or that it was destroyed in the raid or just Maelstorm tards fucked it up trying to replace someone's skull with it

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>>732361210
my cock is not augmented

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>20 body, 20 reflexes, 20 tech, 11 cool and 10 int
>Gorilla arms, Apogee Sandevistan, Optical camo
>Fully maxed out Cyberware, as much armor as I could, with the Edgerunner perk that gives you Fury/false cyberpsycho mode, adrenalin mode too
>Headhunter, shinobi, solo and tech subskills maxed out
>All the good Relic tree shit that further enhances Gorilla arms, pinpoint weakspots, and the skill that makes optical camo pull you out of combat/alert state
I feel like a shonen MC with this build, every fight is now "*teleports behind you* nothing personal kid" while I blow their heads off with my punches, lift a nigga to throw him at mach speed against another nigga with their bodies snapping like twigs, hulk smashing the ground and making everyone fly and exploding their bodies, not to mention the ticking time bomb perk that triggers an EMP every so often
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL ARASAKA

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>>732355323
God bless fugtrup

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>>732362358
Why can't you romance her again?
Your bro is dead, it's only logical to protect his girl from a bad company.

>>732362451
There's a mod that lets you romance the Moxie ABG, so there might be a mod to romance Misty.

>>732354001
no they don’t, chud

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>>732362195
This game's gameplay and builds are fun and varied
This is legitimately the first time CDPR made an actual good gameplay, although it only started being genuinely fun when they released the 2.0 update
Tbqh it was even more fun than any of the Far Cry games IMO, in that open world FPS gameplay style

You can headcanon MC's survival in most endings.

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>>732362451
Poles are gay

>>732360631
>either pay with the stick as she asks or don't
>multiple choices
Jackass hands typed your post.
>>732360765
>that should have saved her ass, not led to the traitor taking over.
Of course not since it happens in the same amount of time it takes to do it her way. You also keep the bot either way if I recall. Either way, you either pay as she asks, or you don't and she gets killed.

>>732362195
This is objectively the funniest build in the game
Just pure ungabunga kino

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>full hacking build
>i'm just walking into enemy camp and everyone drops dead immediately as if i'm some anime villain
>still have a katana with deflect in case something is alive

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>>732362842
BEASTING OUT

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>>732363378
-ACK

>>732362451
I like to think that V likes Misty too much to fuck her knowing full well that he's likely going to be dead in a matter of weeks. It would be a little fucked up to have her go through that again, immediately after Jackie got wiped out. Misty's too pure to deserve that

>Yorinobu dies
>Saburo has to use Hanako instead

>>732363192
Quickhacking is so OP, half the time with larger nuumbers of enemies I make one or two cyberpsycho so they fight amongst themselves.

>>732360765
Did you even pay any attention to the meeting with her? She roughed you up accusing you of something different from the spider bot theft, being in the same bed with the guy who tipped off Maelstrom. This single thing should be a big hint that this guy has been doing other things besides a single heist.

Nomad V is the only one with any other alternative to save Meridith.

I wish there was the possibility, maybe behind certain choices, to say "fuck Mikoshi" and leave things as they are. Though I suppose that would just be a long-winded suicide version.

>>732364374
A tower version of don't fear the reaper

>>732364790
Go and storm the tower, blow up Mikoshi, and leave without getting split in two by Alt. Epilogue might not be so fun though if it's just V getting worse, but at least you can still shoot the shit with Silverhand.

>>732356458
>DLC got a lot of Militech
>nothing with Meredith
what were they thinking?

>>732364992
It'd be funny if letting the chip do its thing had it reach an equilibrium and every other choice just made V die faster

>>732344253
doing the engram fraggotry kills original v anyways the v that wakes up is a digital engram copy that's occupying the now engram formatted braindead v

>>732343780
hottest women in the game and you cant sex her
when did CDPR turn gay?

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>>732343780
Of course not, or at least the game heavily tells you it's a terrible choice. And yet, The Devil is one of my favorite endings

>>732365905
hey grok, lets ERP CP2077, you are Hanako Arasaka

>>732356143
Played the game multiple times and I have never not sided with the Netwatch glowie, fried the negro netrunners brains,
And slaughtered all remaining voodoo niggers in the compound
It’s mandatory to me each time

>>732357062
that was a good fucking character

shame it was a one-off

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>>732356143
Placide? More like FLACCID!

>>732364790
Would’ve been the most cyberpunk thing imaginable too-screw all the corpos, let rogue AIs rot, die on your own terms. V lighting up one last cigar on a tower rooftop, monologuing with Johnny about missed chances, would’ve been kino.

>>732357062
>give Netwatch agent a backdoor to Mikoshi instead of Alt

>>732357867
The secret to understanding this is in that very ending choice. V dissolves (burns?) into nothing but Johnny is not only fine but resemble sthe other tarot card depicting him, the Hanged Man. This card's meaning, when it isn't upright, is generally positive especially considering he is a dead man letting go and moving on.

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>>732366750
pic related

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>>732353085
That was the plan, yes

>>732364056
>revenge raping saburo's cyberpussy

>>732365905
you actually get to bang her or is this a mod?

>>732366852
SAKA-CHAN!

>>732366358
Netwatch is easily the most interesting of the corpos, because their shadiness and overreach of control at least serves a purpose beyond blind greed

>>732366963
mod obviously

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This is where the fun begins...

https://youtu.be/FfzUkUVawaU?si=2bggXCUiMVKrYqeH&t=137

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>>732343780
>>732343938
>>732346956
>>732353686
>>732355837
Would you?

>>732367560
>56yo
Oldest I tried was only 50, so yeah. Fuck yeah even

>>732343780
faggots itt will tell you no because they are egocentric egomaniacs. in reality when you have friends and family and you know your time is up it is not about anymore, but about how you can still provide for them once you are gone.
this means you will ride arasaka dick, you will bow, you will be the bitch but you will be able to make the best deal. not for you but for your loved ones.

>>732367204
And every time you encounter them; they are in fact the good guys. At least, if the choice is between them or the alternative.

>>732348972
I didnt even manage to fuck her, how is it done

>>732367909
you can't without mods

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>>732343780
Playing a corpo V that is loyal to Arasaka and genuinely wants to correct past mistakes really makes that ending better imo, if you RP correctly. The fact you can bow to Hanako, apologize to her and show respect toward Saburo is great.

Despite being some evil corporation, the Arasaka family seems to have a pragmatic approach to anything that can maintain their power, even working with foreigners or looking the other way after a failure.

My point is, why offering V to go inside Mikoshi when they could just discard you through an airlock or just let you die on Earth? It's Hanako herself that sends Takemura to give you this opportunity, free of charge. Why would she do that? V proved time and time again during the game how resourceful he is. Defeating Smaher and Oda face to face is no small feat, among other incredible things. Arasaka would totally gain something at having a loyal V under their command imo.

>>732357593
any /GAMEPLAY/ bro's able to answer?

>>732367991
you sure? I could have sworn she has a scene in the game

>>732364161
Not in fucking Phantom Liberty. That DLC is an insult to player choice. They straight-up make enemies immune to half the things you can do because the story says that there's a firefight. Your build isn't made for that? Too bad. You aren't allowed to use your own. Upload cyberpsychosis and the game will use up your RAM, but the enemies won't actually turn on each other at all.

>>732368351
>Despite being some evil corporation, the Arasaka family seems to have a pragmatic approach to anything that can maintain their power, even working with foreigners or looking the other way after a failure.
uninformed view. if you read saburo's datapad during the heist he writes a diary entry about how he was going to randomly revenge nuke night city and only hanako convinced him not t

>>732367537
without path tracing cp looks kinda ass huh

>>732346371
>do a couple missions for nomads
>bro, we’re like fucking family dawg

>>732370687
they are literal gutter trash

>>732367560
>not 60 yet
disgusting

>>732364182
>Nomad V is the only one with any other alternative to save Meridith.
What's their alternative? I played Street Kid, I would assume Corpo would have an alternative.

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>>732367560
would I?

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Someone explain to me why the fuck were there no good romance options?
We have one chopped nigress, a lesbian, a faggot and a zesty faggot.

I understand not having full on relationships (which still would make this game worthwhile) but not even just random hook-ups like with Meredith? Alex and Aurore were begging for it.
>And don't get me started on how much of a waste was it not to be able to romance Hanako as a corpo and use it to boost your corporate career.

>>732371770
they'll pay for what they did to her

>>732371770
They were meant to be playersexual but that got changed last minute, which is such a detriment imo.
Having Hanako and Takemura as corpo/Arasaka romances would have been such a good idea.

>>732367560
oyakadon

>>732371048
Nomad is just an alternative way to go in shooting up Maelstrom where you get all the quest rewards and benefits (provided you don't hack the chip until after you completed the quest). See, body checking Royce automatically makes Meredith lose. You have to shoot him.

>>732366852
>cuckquean hanako

>>732360765
You cannot tell Royce about the virus nor can be find out himself by inserting it, shoot him straight away. As soon as Militech gets involved Meredith is done.
You have to DUO the entire building with Jackie, Meredith will 200% always be there. I've don't this almost a dozens of times with the same result.

>>732343780
can you play this game without any bionics?

>>732372628
Wait, so even if you follow Meredith's instructions and give Royce the chip, you still lose her? You have to do the absolute dumbest most thoughtless thing and go in guns blazing?

>>732361210
No, you'd just need proper calibration and code to inhibit super cyborg strength when not needed.

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>>732371770
For me it would have been Sandra. But she's so paranoid that she doesn't even want to help you with a hacking job despite you helping her multiple times in multiple ways.

>>732372801
No. your screen would be black seeing as Vs eyes are tech.

>>732367560
I wouldn’t last 20 seconds inside of her

>>732372326
>body checking Royce automatically makes Meredith lose
That's exactly what (I think) I did and I still don't understand why it didn't work.

>>732372801
I think you have to get one of your hands replaced by Vic early on in the story.

>>732363484
DISCOMBOBULATE

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>>732367560
mommy

>>732367560
I need to knock up a gilf

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consider this: clouds brothel's receptionist

>>732373175
Because it is before the chip gets put in and he isn't dead so Andrew can still work some magic in hidden communication with Maelstrom. Nomad V, provided you did the Nomad dialogue, can just read the email and start a shoot out.

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>>732368351
>Hanako brings back V only to make him her chauffer because of wait at Embers

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.

>>732371770
>>732373646
How do you respond without dropping your spaghetti all over the goddamn floor?

>>732373561
Is there a video or text log of this? I wanna see what happens or at least read that email since if I play a second time I'm going with the corpo lifepath.

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>>732358375
would

>>732373763
All three can read it, it is the one with Adam Smasher but only Nomad V gets any special dialogue for that. This is path exclussive. Nomad also gets Militch Armor.

>>732357062
The devil ending genuinely being depressing shows how actually fucking good cp2077's writing was.

>>732367560
Lucy Liu is 57

>>732373646
>>732373706
>>732371770
I'm hungry, let's get a burger

>>732359698
Roleplay in your game, tranny, not in the fucking thread. Now kill yourself and go back to >>>/vg/

>>732343780
>pov: She's milking your cock to get a sperm sample for her ivf

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Be honest /v/
How many of you romanced this fruity old faggot?

>>732374529
None, but I like doing the quest to be his friend.

>>732370483
fuck off goyvidia faggot

>>732373646
French women don't look like this.

>>732374529
one of the storylines/quest lines I only did once throughout several playthroughs. it was alright, but also uncomfortable.

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>>732367560

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>>732343938
not with that atitude

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>>732367560
Mommy....

>>732371770
>Sees dark-skinned woman
>"Black person"
American moment.
>>732372040
Takemura romance got cut because they didnt have time to make it. Its why River is so awkward and forced and I legit thought he was the gay option. How the fuck did they manage to make him look more like a fag than kerry?

>>732362358
>>732365905
>>732367560
>>732371593
WOOD
>>732375184
She was/is hot

>>732375598
>American moment.
You have to understand
American culture is centered around niggers

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>tfw met Hanako at Embers

>>732375184
definitely need to find a subby mature

>>732375737
I'm not asian though.

>>732375737
whos this?

>>732367560
>>732375737
tell me who this is already

>>732375912
Your 56 year old mom.

>>732375598
>spoiler
Honestly same, and Kerry's even bi since he had a wife and kid(s?).
Should have ditched River entirely and made it Takemura, even if it meant that you had to take the Devil option to keep that romance.

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>>732375912
>>732375953
bwitwaifu

>>732375598
>How the fuck did they manage to make him look more like a fag than kerry
He wears a neon fucking tank top.

>>732376213
The earring isnt helping either. And something about his eye optic too. Dont know why.

>>732367560
>>732375737
>>732376084
imagine walking around town with her on your arm

>>732376084
cheers

>>732376213
>>732376274
At least Kerry has the excuse of being a rock star. You kind of expect them to be a bit fruity. But River? With the huge fluffy coat on he looks like some gay pimp.

>>732375737
birthmark on her thigh or tattoo?

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Was roaming around Pacifica killing niggers and scavs left and right an hour ago, when I stumbled upon this small random set piece
Some Netwatch glowies arresting 2 netrunning zoomers
They're so based

>>732376084
is it really or is this a troll post?

>>732367560
>know who this is just from the thumbnail
I might need to stop jerking off so much

>>732376568
can you get one of these big armored vehicles?

>>732376624
tell us who

>>732376691
You can, yeah. Emperor something.

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>>732376691
You can buy a Militech Hellhound for 150k Eddies (less if you got sales coupons from doing car thefts), check out the Autofixer website on your apartment's computer
Roughly the same armored vehicle, it also has mounted machine guns and rocket launches, pretty fun
You might need to do some car thefs for El Capitan in order to be able to buy it though

>>732376762
>>732376084
read, anon, read!

>>732343780
>>732343938
>>732346956
I wish she gave birth to me

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cute tranny wife

>>732372942
You would, the vagina does not rub your dick as well as your hands, you take much longer to nut, especially if you're fucking her doggystile.
The ass is a bit more tighter and can make you cum quite quickly though.
If you're having issues, a 5mg tadalafil will keep you up for longer.

>>732377253
there's no name in the file or the video

>>732377421
daisy taylor?

>>732377421
she has big tiddies and a fat ass
too bad she doesnt have her dick anymore, it's a hard pass for me

>>732377421
the only trasngender in videogame that doesn't feel shoehorned

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>>732377421
i would fuck her arsehole really hard

>>732375737
Your mom dressing up like that in public at 56? Yeah, she's a whore.

>>732372839
If you hack the chip beforehand and give it to Royce then yes.
In all cases you have to kill Royce for her to survive. Her mission is to wreck Maelstrom, and you doing it for her or her helping you do it leads to her surviving.
Giving Royce the infected chip and fighting him cannot lead to her dying as she will get upperhand over the mole

>>732372914
>No depressed shizo hacker gf

Criminal that they didn't let you romance the half-dead girl you carry naked to her
safety
That was fate!

>>732372925
>playing as a blind man the entire game
kino

>>732359731
They do seem to be up to some fuckery, but they're nowhere near as powerful as the various megacorps.

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>>732377841
>doesn't feel shoehorned

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>>732379913
She looks like she deflowers young boys.

>>732377503
What do you take if your issue is that you take too long and she's worn out before you finish?

>>732379880
>it's shoehorned if it's said out loud at all
it not existing is the bar for some and it's not a bar anyone cares about clearing.

>>732376762
rocket reyna

>>732380453
my thanks

>>732380146
stopping jerking off so much

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lmao she's busy lil bro

>>732380580
I rarely ever jerkoff any more because I have to dedicate a half a day to it.

>>732379913
She looks like she has a harem of young bwc from the Badlands

>>732371770
>which still would make this game worthwhile
Go play a dating sim you actual fucking faggot.

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>>732346371
god she's perfect

>>732380738
>I have to dedicate a half a day to it.
You fucking what?

>>732377421
I remember there was a pov ffm bj video of this guy and panam sucking a dude off

>>732377421
not gay to top

GILF GODS

>>732381263
Most times it takes like two hours of jerking to get myself off. And that's with the hardest stuff. Plus I have ADHD so I can't just focus on it straight for two hours. (Fortunately porn doesn't get offended like a lover does when you pause it for 15 minutes to check 4chan.) And then on top of that I often spend time looking for new stuff and downloading it, which adds even more time.
And then once I'm done, I'm usually knocked out and in afterglow for at least two hours too.
To add to it, I rarely get horny at night unless there's a lady involved, so when I really need to fap, it's in the middle of the day. At least late at night you can go to sleep after it, and with a lover you can cuddle through the worn out part.

Which brings me back to my question - is there anything I can take to make it faster? Either alone or with a partner? Or do I have to wait till 2077?

>>732380146
Just rest, eat her pussy lick her asshole and start again later, change positions. The real issue is losing your erection and going flaccid better have a tadalafil in hand just in case.

>>732381905
you need professional help

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>>732381683

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>Resist and Disorder starts to play as you come upon group of gangers
>Whip out shotgun/explosive sniper
Is there a better match up?

>>732362358
>>732363035
>tfw no tarot card reading esoteric gf
Too bad those types irl are batshit crazy

>>732376568
>moat dangerous and violent part of NC is the predominantly black neighborhood

How did CDred get away with this?

>>732382413
Ballad of Buck Ravers with a Katana or Gorilla Arms.

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>>732381149
everytime i do this romance i feel empty inside afterwards
makes me feel so bad i'd drop the game altogether
i want romance like this in real life is this possible?
i'm tired of the tinder one night stand shit

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>>732382692

This is unironically the best thread on /v/ right now
Based gooners and romance enjoyers

Sex with Rogue (hag)

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>>732381905
> (Fortunately porn doesn't get offended like a lover does when you pause it for 15 minutes to check 4chan.)
>You're fucking girl
>Suddenly stop
>She's wondering what's going on?
>Watches you going to computer to post pepe the frog picture and calling other niggers in 4chan thread for 15 minutes straight
>"Ok let's continue"
Fucking kek

>>732379913
sheer class.

>>732383746
love old bitches

>>732380827
The term for this is a stable

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>>732343780
shooting potent seed into barren wombs

>tequila old fashioned
>splash of beer
>top it with chili flakes
johnny is such a tryhard

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>>732343780

>>732356143
>this guy of all people has the nerve to call your cyberware shoddy

>>732343780
everyone forgets Myers

>>732373706
I genuinely was awestruck as a 36 year old man sitting in front of an array of pixels.
Irl and at a younger age I would've gotten a nosebleed and insta-cummed Iminnmy pants similulatiously whole stammering about the sunny weather (it's night)

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For me, it's:
Meredith Stout
Hanako Arasaka
Elizabeth Peralez
Rosalind Myers
Lizzy Wizzy
Rogue Amendiares
Denny
Wakako Okada

>>732389051
>Tfw watched the sex with Wakako brain dance from the Lizzy's Braindances Mod

Yep, she still got it

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>>732343780
i started playing cyberpunk 2077 the couple days ago, but the problem is the main theme is stuck in my head, and when i hear the music, all i can think about is fucking princess celestia in her horse pussy.
what can i do about this?

CP2077 wasn't a good RPG game.

>>732374191
Troon melty

I went Nomad just because I knew fuck-all about the Cyberpunk lore and didn't want the usual immersion-breaking that comes with asking basic questions that should be common knowledge

>cp2077 thread simping for a fucking tranny
Huh, I'll remember that next time you kvetch about being called AGP trannies from reddit spamming your retarded screenshots.

ok so last time i tried to full playthrough i got bored because my throwing knives build just one shot everything from invisibility

what's a combat playstyle that won't bore me after a few hours from being op?

>V the walking death machine
>sending lovey-dovey text messages with cutesy emojis
>cuddling and stroking some slut's hair whispering sweet nothings to her like a faggot
what is wrong with you people
go pump the joy-toy on jig-git street, get some wantons, and get on with your business

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>>732390435
oh noooo not the projection how will I ever recover

>>732377421
huh, I never did her questline because racing just isn't my thing
I didn't know
I'm just finding out now

>>732391587
>her

>>732391631
yeah I realized that the instant I hit post
whatever
im woke now

for me it's tomboy redhead Val

>Judy Alvarez is 100% a lesbian
>I'm male V, male voice, male everything
>every single guide says I have no shot, cannnot romance Judy as male V
>do her questline all the way to the end, go scuba diving, she saves me etc.
>she's fuckin almost naked and says she's gonna go lay down, clearly putting on the moves (??? what the fuck is this bitch doing?)
>She's laying on the couch like a total slut basically asking for it, wants me to spend the night there
>Johnny says I should delta the fuck out of there because she's a BPD art hoe
>realize he's right and leave
>she's a lesbian anyway
then I get a text message from her and she goes
>"Huh, guess you weren't into it....oh well, I'm packing up and leaving town V. Bye."
.....ok....
>Sends me ANOTHER text days later re-iterating that she's leaving and never coming back. Blocks my fucking contact number before I can even reply.
Judy
what the fuck

>>732391997
>guides

>>732392440
for easily missable romance side-content that has nothing to do with actual gameplay or the plot?
yeah I'll use a guide for that, fuck you gonna do about it?

>hire a pair of zero-streetcred goons and an inexperienced netrunner to pull off a massive heist under the nose of arasaka top brass
so was Dex just retarded?

>>732391837
There's 2 more trannies in the game by the way, a game where you can literally get a new body outright if not cybernetic genitalia. And there's 3 current-year tranners, falceto voices included.
Also you're not woke, you're pozzed braindead and a slave. Wokies at least stand behind their dogma, you're brain fog on 2 legs.

>>732392927
take it to /pol/ nigger I don't care

Too many stealth missions

>>732362358
No double teaming Misty with Vic option. What a waste of a game.

>>732392681
It almost worked though

>>732390614
anyone?

>>732343780
Can you have sex in this game where you can see it? One of friends online said you can buy he lies all the time so I wanna know

>>732393894
you're gonna be overpowered no matter what honestly, maybe try gimping yourself on purpose with some self-imposed restrictions