So anon...Did you enjoy it? and be sure to pick up Skyrim: SE and Oblivion Remastered on the Switch 2.
what the fuck man this is a game from 2015
>>732344728Yes, sir.
>>732344728Thanks Todd.
>>732344728Todd-sama please, I need my money to feed my starving children…
>>732344728I genuinely NEVER saw motherfucking Todd coming.
>>732344728we got like 2 new games in the whole presentation and everything else was ports or already announced at an earlier date.
I genuinely don't understand.
>wasn't in the filesBased Toddler
>>732344728Todd saves another console
>>732344728>One more thing...>Fucking Todd shows upI was actually mad to see him for the first time.
>>732344785thats switch 2 for you
Where the FUCK was Atlus?
>>732344728THE SHADOWS TODD. YOU FORGOT THEM.
switch 2: all you're getting are bad 30fps ports of games everyone else played years ago
Oblivion > Tiktok
>>732344728>Orbitals trailer looked neato, glad to see more about the gameplay>Everything else is old news>Final announcement>It's Todd and his slopfactoryFUCK ME WHAT A HORRIBLE DIRECT. They literally had no reason to have a direct for all this.
>>732344937Welcome to Partner Directs anon.
>See Todd>Turn off stream
Wow. It's just a buncha ports and remasters. Who woulda guessed.
Do you think Bethesda can save Metroid Prime? I think they qualify to be the next devs that can still deliver the same level of experience the first 3 Prime games had.
>>732344728>Switch 2 is just an 8th gen port machineMust suck for all the idort tendies that surely exist since they bought most of these games on their high-end gaming PCs like they've been saying for years.
>>732344728How is he able to cause unmeasurable amounts of seethe whenever he shows up?
>>732345174Duskbloods should've been there.
>>732345051Playstation DirectFeb 20
worst direct they have done, unironicallyconsoles are dead.
>>732344728Wahoo! It's-a me, Mario! That showcase was-a great, Todd-sama! I'm-a sure everyone is really excited to buy these amazing games!
I fucking love Todd so much.
>>732345247Because his games fucking suck ass and haven't been good for a DECADE
>>732344785very funny posting a shot after fast traveling and nothing loaded in, now what does the game actually look like?
>No StarfieldGuess they’re not even pretending anyone would pick it on a device that already has No Man’s Sky anymore…
>>732345330>partner directFucking moron.
>>732344785Holy kek. Is this switch 2 worse than my fucking 2014 PC?
>>732345275Wasn't that announce in a main direct?
>>732345275Duskbloods was the one guess I had for the direct, otherwise I was just expecting a ports and multiplats show.Orbitals and the Bomberman Collection is nice, but I didn't give a fuck about anything else.
>>732344728I don't understand why some trailers, presumably for which every second is precious, spend half their time explaining extremely basic unoriginal mechanics like they're some selling point. Like am I supposed to listen to the announcer man slowly explain how a grappling hook works and think wow, this game is for me?It's like this every direct, genuinely Nintendo or someone who knows what they're doing needs to come in and show these people how to market their game.
>>732345484No, bethesda just can't optimize a game to save their lives and Fallout 4 always ran like shit.
>>732345594It's a platform for children. Did you not notice how their Resident Evil 9 video has no fucking shooting? They just pointed the guns at the zombies. That's it.
>>732345498Not relevant. They said DEVELOPMENT partners. That's EXACTLY what Fromsoft is doing here.
>>732345594Nintendo's main demographic is children, and the current gen is completely brainrotted and needs everything spelled out for them
>>732344785how much is going to cost?
>>732345283Can't wait for Pissona 6 to come and for Smashpedoes to beg another overrated Jarpig to the system.
>>732345352He got that Altean Prince look
>>732345382it's literally in the middle of a reload animation, retard
>>732345848yeah its reloading in
>>732345832kek
>>732345763
>>732345352>You’re NFC Tag comes off?
>>732345640No it didn't. My 2014 PC ran Fallout 4 at max settings 1080p, 60fps. The Switch 2 version looks worse than the base PS4/X1 verson
>>732344728He was the cherry on top of a shit sundae. Literally only excitement I had was the bomberman collection. The industry has left me behind.
Nintendo stock diving as we speak
>think anyone cares about Bomberman beyond the gooner gacha game
>Bombergirl'e success game Bombchad another big release Based
Do you think Todd is aware that he is a living meme?
>>732344728I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say I was disappointed. >Orbitals looks fun>Pragmata demo is nice>Elliot release date That's about it for me. Now have an actual Direct ffs.
>>732346619He has made several references to memes of him in the past.
How the fuck do you even play the bombergirl gamesLike, what systems are they on? I've only ever jorked it to the girls
>>732346073I remember the game struggling in the city along with extremely long load times on top of not uncommon micro stutter. This is also the "Anniversary Edition" so who knows what they've done under the hood since. The Switch 2 is weak for a modern system, but its not 240p textures on a 11 year old game weak.
why did valheim look so bad? is the switch2 actually that weak?
>>732345452enough with this excuse, literally every other partner direct was better than this shit
>2026 >people are trying to pretend they care about a goddamn partners showcase
Todd. Why don't you ever mention Starfield anymore? I really want to know about the Terran Armada DLC. Please Todd.
okay ill check the partner direct in japan to see if it's got anything worthwhilegot powerpros including a special message from Ohtani himselfganbare goemon collection for the 40th anniversarytales of berseria rerelease got its own sectionsame with arcsys' demon babysame with the Off rerelease!? is that because Undertale was big and Toby told them that the Japanese would love Off? how fucking weirdactually it's super fucking weird to see Off in japanese, I wonder if that's newkazuma kaneko's tsukuyomi got a segment, the AI slop game where the megaten character designer outsourced all the art to AI trained on his style. author-permissive slopparco, the japanese department store's published game by german indie dev, constance got a segment. did parco ask nintendo to do that?nippon ichi got a slot for the shinigamihime gameoverall the Japanese one had more stuff, there were actually a few meaningful announcements I guess in comparisonstill like 1/10 but it was a 1/10 with more effort
>>732344728>The Switch 2 is being marketed more towards as a portable PS4 then a new Nintendo console with exciting new first party gameslol, the state of Ninty
>>732345051closest we got was Kazuma Kaneko's AI Slop game in the Japanese Direct
>>732344728fuck off Todd, everyone forgot about you
>nobody talking about the Goemon collection not coming over to the United States of Epsteiniabros...
>>732347647grim
>>732347723I read up about how the AI was done and thought it was actually kinda cool.Unfortunately the re-release is all curated AI Kaneko characters the players have genned themselves, so we'll probably never see how the LLM truely functioned
>>732345247He acts like a wholesome chungus that everyone loves even though he barely even makes games.
>>732344728>starfield surprisingly absentToddsisters... our masterpiece...
>>732345275>no release dateIt's gonna get delayed and then downgraded like Dark Souls II.
>>732344728>and be sure to pick up Skyrim: SEAre you faggots really bitching about getting an updated game for fucking free? Is that really the state we're in right now? Bitching about giving away free games?
>>732348319>BitchingDude, i love Todd's white fat redguard-ish cock. What do you mean?
>>732348278>Dark Souls IIPlease don't invoke that shit's title.
>>732347273Supposedly the Switch 2 has better hardware than a PS4 but it's an ARM device so developers probably have issues working with it.
>>732348480It's the best souls game thoughbeit
>>732344785>>732344728Why do westcuck developers rehash the same game for a million times? At this point let AI make the game maybe we get something new.
>>732349546AI will kill us all pretty soon, there won't be much of a window between when it can make games competently and when we're all dead
>>732349667>new thing>IT WILL ALL KILL USYou're like the retard that said nuclear energy will kill us, climatic change or the vaccine and you were wrong every single time. There were probably retards like you in the wild west who said trains will kill humanity.
>>732349546>Why do westcuck developers rehash the same game for a million timesI know i shouldn't reply to trannies, but have you never seen a nintendo property before?
Needed to make RE9 as the last announcement.
new console, same old games
