Describe your last bowel movement with a video game quote >Please help me, ARRRRRGGHHHH
YOU REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD THREAD?
World of Goo
>>732353359I can't go without a self enema in the bath.
>>732353359>I yield! I yield!>Never should've come here...
>>732353359>AH, THERE YOU ARE!
>>732353359https://youtu.be/YQKXBHHilKA?si=kMO2PmptWASwjOo_&t=37
What are you niggers eating??
>must've been the wind...
>>732353664American goyslop
WHY,,,,ME.....
>I hope this isn't Chris blood!
>Little rough, don't you think?
>>732353359>Bullshit
>>732353359>blow it out your ass
>I saw your feat from the grass!
>>732353359TE VOY A ROMPER A PEDAZOS!
>>732353359>LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!
>Did Sephiroth do this?
>>732353359LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE
>>732353732I was thinking "WIPE HER OUT" or "HOW DID I MISS?"
>A Hind D?
>>732353359>"Hang on, I gotta drop something."
>MY SPLEEEEEEN!
>>732353359>kept you waiting, huh? (I'm constipated)
>>732353359>War.. war never changes.
I did a load of opioids over 3 days and I shit out a dry smell basketball.
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT
>>732353359>Remember me?
>>732353359>HELLO MY FRIEND! STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN
>Took a fat, putrid dump at work todayHAVE A ROTTEN DAY
I think I have bowel cancer. Everything I eat is making me insanely nauseous and giving me greasy shits.
A DUD?!
>>732353359Complete global saturation
Enemy AC-130 above.
HUGH
>There's blood everywhere
>>732353359I'm really feeling it
>five minutes should be plenty
>May my ancestors watch over me
>>732353359>I thought I was a goner!
AAAUUUUUAAAAAAGGH HAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH NNAAAAGH AHH HAAAAAH!!!!!!
>Stay away from good looking women when you're fighting, otherwise you'll get hit with diarrhea. One of the few things I learned from Shadow Moses.
>>732353359>Is that blood? >No, nevermind
>Remember, no Russian
>>732353359Doing plenty of situps helps with the shit passingwith good core strength those turds fly out
>“Wake up, we’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up… there you go.
Finally, a boss fight!
It's a new record!
PAINIS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
>You picked a bad time to get lost, friend
I'm afraid it has become a lot more a matter of dropping things lately.
>>732354764I wish
>Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressssed.
>>732353359>Stay awhile and listen.
I DOUBT YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE IT
anons I think you should be drinking more water and eating more fibre
If shitting a big fat log feels great, why does anal sex feel like shit?
>>732355785I know but I just don't get thirsty in winter. in summer I drink like a fish.
>This... is Highguard!
>It's not over yet!
>There's something wrong with the G-Diffuser.
>>732353359my Bowles are filled with squeeky cheese
>>732353359>Frag out!
Blow it out your ass
Trying to hold back explosive farting diarrhea because my colleague was in the toilet next to mine and you can hear straight through these fucking things.
Pick a god and pray
>>732353359Concord
>>732353359>It's a tight squeeze...
>>732353359>>732356731constipation is a bitch
>>732354318Kek
>>732353359>pic>An indianYou can't make this up
>>732356816>Not ripping a disgusting, wet fart followed by the smearing splashes of your shit hitting the toilet for asserting maximum dominance.Weak.
>Oh my god JC, a bomb.
>>732353359>I am a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end
>>732353467>HOW DARE YOU MAKE A THREAD ABOUT VIDEOGAMES 10 AD BOT THREADS DIED FOR THIS, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPYHello Saar
>just like the simulations
>>732353359Kept you waiting, huh?
>At atrociously high energy states, the properties of matter change subtly and new miracles become possible.
>>732356816What game?
Simple and clean
Well if you need me, I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint
>The sewers are clogged with my creations
>ROAR, MIGHTY DUO!
>It was a wonderful thing you did. Inspirational...Truly.
>>732359368lmao
>autosageboring mods
>>732355330best
>>732360118they banned fun like 10 years ago, where have you been?
