>russian soldiers invade and occupy your local Burger TownWat do?
>>732359508Learn Russian to flirt with femzogbots
>>732359508Go grab the javelin launcher that's on its roof
>sybau blyat!
Call Ramirez, he'll take care of everything.
Wait until they get too fat to fight back
booby trap my washing mashine
Lot of right wingers would see them as saviors because 'muh based russia'
>>732359508Get Ramirez onto the roof.
>>732359508nuke myself
>>732359667Does my nametag say "Ramirez", bitch?
>>732359508RAMIREZ
Call my boy Ramirez so he can fuck shit up.
>>732359508>place gets even more gayGreat.
>>732359508>this used to be considered a realistic scenario
>>732363369problem is putin is not makarov
>>732359938That's rightYou mad soibuddy?
>>732363369Was all of Europe on vacation abroad that day?
>>732363369It was never considered as realistic scenario.Soviet themselves considered as realistic but very optimistic scenario taking over entire germany in a week with use of nuclear weapons. It was still considered highly optimistic scenario and by west it was considered unrealistic. Tho west kinda fucked up by focusing hard on defending Fulda Gap when Soviets had no intention going there, meaning multiple elite divisions would sit and do nothing.Airdrop on other continent would end up in comptele disaster and Russian forces in USA would be wiped out by national guard after they ran out of ammo and fuel. Not to mention fighting over in Paris when Berlin isn't even taken yet, not to mention Warsaw.CoD campaings were always completly not realistic.
>>732363369The invasion of the US is at least somewhat explained by means of a massive large-scale surprise attack after having subverted US satellite surveillance, and it goes out of its way to show the Russians using stolen US equipment.The Europe invasion they give the whole chemical attack bit but even that doesn't explain how Russia was able to pull so much top-grade war materiel out of its ass. As good as Price's narration is, it still doesn't make sense - and admittedly, the plan was very clearly for Makarov to start launching nukes just to hurt the world for humiliating his beloved Russia.>"There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare, and the world yields."
>>732359649Holy based.
>>732359508Wait like three hours for their supply lines to collapse.
>>732359508Call up the local Ukrainians and have them take care of it.
