>this is what /v/ unironically believed would be at today's DirectSomeone check in on the 'tendo fans, that was brutal
>>732360421lol tendies use a troon as their avatar pic
I don't follow fagslop, how much was true? Did he get any at all?
>>732360741Today's Direct was excellent, that anon just had totally unrealistic expectations
>>732360741Yes.The Virtual Boybl overview. Lmao.
>>732360741No but there were ports of Bethesda games which he didn't predict
>>73236074198% of it was previously announced multiplatform games.
>starfieldOk it has to be a falseflag.
>>732360421So they thought there would be fucking dogshit and remakes and instead they got 2024s GOTY WITH AN EXPANSION? That would be a win for the retarded fat pedophiles, I think
>>732361167To be fair there was a Starfield port which had been announced, which was just confirmed to be canned todat
>>732361167the fact he used that troon hunter schaefer in his troll pic and hes reposts it every 1-2 weeks didnt clue you in already? wouldnt be surprised if the OP of this thread posts those threads himself to make nintendo fags look even more retarded than they already are
>>732360421Remember when tendies went ape shit on twitter because that tranny wasn't cast as Zelda LOL
>>732361631i remember when fags like you kept spreading rumors about the tranny being in the zelda movie and were disappointed when he wasnt
>>732361631yeah they were sending death threats to miyamoto and calling everyone snoy on twitter when their troon wasn’t picked lmao
>port port port remaster remake portgrim
>>732361970>30 fps
>>732361970>grimWhats supposed to be grim about it? Myself and many others game exclusively on the Switch and now Switch 2, to us these enhanced ports of games that were on other systems are the same as if the games were coming out for the first time
>>732362271>Myself and many others game exclusively on the Switch and now Switch 2grim
>>732362624There are 180 million combined Switch 1 and 2 units, that's more than the PC, PS5 and Xbox install base combined
>confirmed to make an appearance>confirmed to make an appearance>confirmed to make an appearanceWelp, so much for that.
>>732362704>there are less than 180 million people with a PC???Do you mean steam?
>>732361970https://youtu.be/dDM8cGr_jKM?si=aOyszLOlJw3fQfM9It was a simpler time. Forever poor here I come
>tendies still forced to pretend today’s direct was not a heaping pile of shit Crazy
>>732362867With a PC more powerful than a Switch 2, yes
>>732360421>January 28thSo before everyone knew it was a Partner and turned their expectations down?
>>732361887>GLAAD is a non-profit LGBTQ advocacy organizationIn other word there's no actual data and they're making shit up.The fact that they're saying the rainbow police won't buy from companies that hate them but then go on to say that they play on Nintendo who have removed content related to them time and time again is very contradictory.
>>732363386All pcs are more powerful than a switch. My fucking phone is more powerful tha a switch. The switch is running on hardware akin to a tamagotchi tied to a solar powered dollar store calculator. Let's not be retarded now
>>732363873>My fucking phone is more powerful tha a switchFun fact, there isn't a phone in existence that can match a switch in power due to heavy bottlenecking.
>>732360421>Troon on the top>Utterly delusional expectations>Actually get almost nothingI almost feel bad for tendie troons
>>732364713You shouldn’t. They’re subhumans.
>>732363873>My fucking phone is more powerful tha a switchNo fuck you, you console warring retard don't have a single fucking clue what you are talking.My spoiled and retarded little brother managed to whined and cried at my mom enough to buy him a 1 grand rog "gaming" phone and when he played fortnite on it that piece of overpriced crap look worse than the switch 1.
>>732365267>My spoiled and retarded little brother managed to whined and cried at my mom enough to buy him a 1 grand rog "gaming" phoneBasedHe probably plays Switch games at double the frame rate through Eden
>>732361970You jest but Oblivion Remastered is very appealing.
>>732364062>>732365267You're both retarded and using anecdotal garbage rather than a simple google search that tells you modern phones quite literally have better CPUs better ram and processing power. Higher resolution screens because they also have oled but aren't locked to 720 upscaled resolution and have actual 2k native. Switchniggers are so sensitive it's pathetic.
>>732365495The Switch 1's Tegra chip is literally a budget SOC from 2013 or thereabouts
>>732360421>got my hopes up for Witcher 3nasty hobbitses
>>732367820Isn't Witcher 3 already on the Switch 1?
>>732367959Yeah but tendies like to pretend that Nintendo switch 2 version of games are new releases. See Zelda and hallow knight.
>>732367959This time it could be the next gen edition, Switch 2 supports raytracing, it could be a locked 60fps, and depending on when it releases it could sport the new expansion pack they're making.
>>732360421>tendies are delusionalno shit
>>732361970>Here's your fallout 4
>>732364713Pretending to fall for bait makes you retarded
>>732368274The "next gen" Witcher 3 version on PC sucks ass, the game becomes so dark you need to walk around with a torch in broad daylight in order to see anything