Speedruns in less than 24 hours, anons!What runs are you excited for?https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Thank you Edenal and Planks for stepping up! You fixed ESA! Yay!
>>732429262Based
>>732429096>Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped: 108%Coco's cocos something something
no thanks. I'm bored of freaks and pronouns
>>732429685This is Yurop, not America, anon
>>732429751......have you seen the state of most English-speaking European countries of late? Also ESA's had the pronouns shit for afew years at this point too.
>>732429751>he doesn't know
Scheduling this right at the beginning of the Olympics doesn't seem like the smartest thing to be doing.
>>732430005They scheduled the last ESA Summer during the week of July 4th
>>732430060A one day holiday exclusive to the United States is a far cry from a month long global sporting event taking place in Europe.
>>732430005nobody gives a shit about the olympics especially the winter olympics
>>732430310This. Nobody gives a shit about the fag olympics.
>>732430005Nobody's ever accused ESA leadership of having brains before
I'll take sonic autism in ESA over GDQ constantly padding their game selection with a hundred runs of mario.
>Old School RuneScape>The Gauntlet ($20%)The fuck is this?I can't find anything about it online
Oh just a casual 12 hour speedrun.
>>732429751...... Brother ESA has been just as bad as gdq in the last few years. Like that bitch who dressed up as samus and for the lowest chart score ever pretty much represented the moment they stopped being good. Also this shit isn't 24/7 so who cares
finally some comfy speedruns
>>732429096Everyone at ESA unironically sucks at games. It's not even a speedrun event, I don't think it ever really was.
>>732429096I....am in.
>>732430783Not all hearoes wear capes
>>732430645last time it was vivi and it was greatit's max comfy run
>>732430645Good. None of that cutscene remover weak shit
>>732431225Damn Sigourney Weaver is looking fine for a woman of her age.
>>732430645and I will watch it
Not to bring everyone down but the last ESA I watched the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Was it last year's? The year before that? Did they improve?
>Yakuza 4 Remastered 03:05 RebelDragon95 Any% (Easy)Comfy incoming
>>732430645An ungodly long FF run without Metako isn't going to be the same.
>>732431570Was it though?
>>732431494lule
>>732431570There were more highs at the last ESA than there were mids in the last GDQ.
>>732429096>nu-dk>sly random episode>pokemonWhat is this first day??
>>732431495Based
>>732431726grim
>>732431587>(Easy)Easy is never comfy. At least play on normal.
>>732431726Soon as you remove the nintendo bonus you realise just how lacklustre the event was.
>Week of shitposting with anons with sipsLife is good
>>732432117h*ck yeah
>The full schedule archive is available at horaro.org/esaIsn't this thing Swedish? That link translates into "Calm of the Whore."
>>732432185When you strip down the oversaturated cynicism of modern times, life is truly good if you can enjoy simple things
>>732430167Silence, Euro.
>>732432264>Calm of the WhorePics?
>>732431842I don't really like ESA, at least GDQ still has some good players and fun runs. Like I enjoyed that rayforce 1cc, even though the commentary was dreadful. ESA kind of just feels like shitters goofing around mostly. If the run itself isn't interesting I'm not interested.
>>732430713>Also this shit isn't 24/7It is, check the schedule you dummy
Still thinken about them beens
>>732431726I still can't get over how awful the American Truck Simulator run was.>Land Before Time rated that wellFuck off with that, people only voted on it because Caveman was present as couch.
You ordered your Plum Plushie right, anon? $51 plus shipping!
>>732432602
>>732432674>Still thinken about dem PlumsWhy did they do her so dirty? She didn't deserve this.
ESA will be fun, brosSee you all tomorrow
Oh fuck my special Plum picture spread is not ready! Gotta hurry up.Cant wait to draw a ton of Plump Plums once again.
Anybody got those Plum porn pics?
>>732432846see you fren
>>732432602it was an interesting speeruncaveman was just a bonus
Holy FUCK I almost forgot. I have it in my calendar and I almost forgot.
>Pokemon run in the first dayWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>732429096I'm ready for Spyro!
I missed ESA threads a whole lot. I'm ready for a fun week, bros
Lookin forward to some primo graps this year
>>732434397Based
>>732432769Who knew that women can't drive multi tonne machines!?
>>732434235>only 3 spyro runsDO THEY WANT ME TO STARVE!?!?!
>>732430645>casual>Zidane solo
oh it's tomorrow? I'll draw some silly witches then
>>732430645>Oh just a casual 12 hour speedrun.I'm unironically hyped for it
>>732436091>I'll draw some silly witches thenWhy not NAKED witches?
>>732430645I love stream 2
>>732429096I wouldn't have even known it was going on until a week in if not for this post thanks to them constantly doing reruns without using the rerun tag. I'm probably not gonna watch it anyway.
Does anybody know if they'll be streaming on Youtube as well?I would much rather watch it there, where often you can rewind and watch at 1.25x speedMakes it a lot easier to catch up on runs I missed or started midway through.
>>732436309Do they not?I don't remember ever seeing a rerun without the tag.But I don't really even open twitch that much outside of events.
>>732436525They put it in the title but there's a tag you can select that would make it show up as "Re-run" where it says live. If they used it properly then people would know when they're actually live, but they insist on not doing that.
>Day 1 starts later than usual>With a Donkey Kong Bananza runHas anyone seen any good runs of this yet? I'm interested, it feels like a good starter choice
>>732436647Stream 1 represent
>>732429096thanks for the reminder, i almost forgor
>>732436148Hes >>732432891Got you for that
>>732432927Theyre all on vidya.pics, tag Plum
>>732436647he's literally me
>>732437648>>732437713I'm gonna do itI'M GONNA POST IT
>>732437648Based
>no stream 2
>>732438293THERE IS LITERALLY A STREAM TWO IN THE SCHEDULE JAMSON BONDEN WHAT THE FUCK
>>732438293*migs drunkenly*
>>732438348oh, i somehow didn't see it
>Devs make a game>Make Plum>People don't even know about he game, just Plum>Game flops>ESA can't buy the rights to Plum to be the official mascotTruly the worst timeline
>>732438293
huh?
>>732438639>24 hours of Final Fantasy back to backWew lad
>>732438639They're double dipping on the $10% money train, GREED
>>732438408Pre mature migging
i want lovare back...
is the janny that hates esa still alive or can we shitpost a bit?
>>732438472There's something going on with Plum's IP because they're selling a Plum plushie In the store.
PLUMOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXOOOOOOOOO
>>732439154must cum in plummust cum in plummust cum in plum
When's Gurumin?
>>732439036>Plum plush>No Plum onaholeTHEY HAD ONE JOB
>>732439386Gezondheid
>>732439154SEXOOOOO
>>732439027>can we shitpost a bit?Yes
>>732439154>hairy
>>732439154>pubes
>>732439154Sadly it being Esa WINTER I wont have an excuse for drawings like this.But I have a couple aces under my sleeve.
>>732439154>Plum is not real>You will never get to sexo Plum
>>732439834Sexo Plum on ice when?
>All these gooners in the threadI AM WAITING FOR CASTLEVANIA YOU SICK FUCKS
>>732439995Like an ice skater outfit? She might be too slow for that
>didn't know ESA was happening this week>get appendicitis so I'll be a useless piece of shitHow did my body know to clear my schedule?
>>732440116Just a sexo Plum on ice, no tropes, let your imagination run WILD
>>732440359Don't die, anon
>>732432674WHERE
>>732440116plum in lovare's sales girl outfits
>>732438639Mizzow is a madman and the Scots are a glorious contribution to ESA.Fuzzyness is there too this week, he is running a lot of marathon-unsafe stuff in a marathon just for shits and giggles
Hypenigga was spotted>no yatogami how ever
>>732429096>no argick
>>732440821>>732440116Please don't listen to this anon, I don't need nightmares this week
EATSLEEPGAPE A TWINKEAT SLEEPGAPE A TWINK
>>732440971sounds based im already locked in
>>732440895free miku?
I will be there. Thank you for this thread.
>>732441036>kill mikuthink they posted pictures of hypenigga stabbing miku with a lightsaber and that was it
>>732441087No problem, be sure to post Plum
Is there some new ESA drama/lore to share that happend between now and the last run?
>>732441135>hypenigga stabbing miku with a lightsaberLietral war crimes
>no tinytimis he die?
>>732441017Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, GDQ is two blocks down
>>732441306he was on BSG
>>732441156not really, the org for BSG resigned and frame1 bought a ticket for ESA despite talking a lot of shit about them>Edenal just wants to be cordial and professional>BSG is a clique and ignores ESA
>>732441395Im thinkgen Edenal won
>>732441453Was there any doubt?
>>732441529no not really
>>732430005What's the overlap between people who watch olympics and people who watch speedrun marathons?
>>732441453the balding competition
>>732441453CoolMatty couldn’t deal with being called out that he just wanted control over ESA, there’s a giant discord for all speedrunning events and GDQ thinks they run it. They just want to push ESA out now despite having some staff members having done some heinous shit>coolmatty seething over RTX and French speedrunning scenes in discord%
>>732441590-1
>>732441594he started shaving his head after hypenigga in one of the events shaved it for him on stream, ever since then he has kept it
>>732441646EUROCHADS WIN AGAIN
>>732441325I said a twink, not a man dressed in his grandmother's clothes.
>>732441747mfw I realize Edenals head stopped growing hair because of Yatos hypenigga
>>732441748EU really taking those W’s
WHO HERE HEADBANGA
>yato and hypenigga are two different peoplei don't think i have alzheimers, just normal dementia
big john status?
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732442158Vaxxed, but still alive
>>732442112Hypenigga is yatos brother
>>732442112STUPIDO KOT
>>732440787https://speedrunstore.com/products/plum-plushie?variant=61025857995082You WILL pay the Plum Tax
>>732442092>>732442179I'M A PLUM BANGAAAAWAIT OFFICER NOOO IT'S JUST A MEME
>>732442397Cum on Plum, for real
>>732438941her back is really nice
>>732442397>$15 shippingPlum got that secret glove compartment
are they gonna be back?
Burger here with the week off, I will begin my nap soon. Keep me posted.
>>732442745>boomer denied my vacation weekFuck can they die off already
>>732429096enjoy THESE runs!*sits down on toilet and lets it flow*
>>732441017I SEE IT UP HIS STARRRR
>>732442835watch your diet anongetting the runs too often is a sign that you're eating too much american food
>>732442679Doubtful, have you seen the prices of comopressed air these days
>>732442536>industrial grade bra
>24 hour solo zidane challenge runpoggy woggy
Love ESA with my /v/ros
>DK64 rando again
>>732443092I'm going to shitpost a whole week and nobody can stop me!
Remember to post responsibly the first 24 hours. That's the danger zone.
>>732439576>>732443428DON'T MAKE ME EDIT THESE PICS, I WILL DRAW HER NAKED
>Google alzheimers>Realise it's Make A Wish this Winter>Google terminally ill children>None of the links are archived
>>732443534?
>>732443404Jannies can suck my pp
>>732429096>The production team must be made aware of “practical jokes” planned or intended during a runSnoozefest, got it. Also>Attendees should shower dailyKEK imagine having to spell it out
>>732443595That's not naked
>>732443684that's all the versions i have
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ
>>732444014he says "all we had to do" you fucking niggerfaggot
>>732444079I'm not your pal, guy
>tfw at the venueHeads up, the stream layout will look different this time. The room that stream 1 was held at before is now one huge practice room, while stream 1's been moved to combine a few previous rooms
>>732444376you allowed to post pics?
>>732429096I'll check out the tomb raiders
>>732444376Can you punch the 4chan janny in the face, irl not in minecraft
>>732444469probably, but i'm too lazy to bother rn. I'm sure others will over the week. It looks pretty sick, we could fit a good LAN party in there if we didn't have runs to do
>>732444681you on the crew?
>>732429751That's even worse. European trannies are some of the worst mannered and least likeable people to exist.>inb4 that sounds like American tranniesYes, but imagine being lectured and screamed at in German or French. Who needs this shit?
>>732444842Horrors beyond human comprehension
>>732444754no, but I am running this year. First ever run at ESA, is all I'll say, but I got into it because of these threads
Anons, I think I'm gonna pass out due to fermented juice... Keep the thread alive and post Plum...
>>732444989cool, you better not embarres us infront of esa
>>732444376>>732444989Do some covert gang signs on stream
>>732445189do we even have one? he can't just hail hitler
>>732444989It's some jarpig isn't it
>>732442397How big is it?
>>732444989don't forget to post "I'm up next, wish me luck"
>>732444989Umaruposter you forgot your pic
>>732444989Suplex RebelDragon live on camera or we're not impressed
>>732445287Do a peace sign but the inside of your hand facing towards the camera - boomer style-
>>732444989if you fuck up i will rate your run ZZZ
>>732445142No epic treehouse references from me, I'm just hoping not to choke in my run. Or choke in a hilarious way. Whatever makes you guys happy>>732445189>>732445287I can goatse while doing shoutouts, will that do?>>732445317Thankfully no, but I wish I'd had more time for bodybuilding this winter>>732445440Thanks sister!
>>732429096Nortubel speedrun when?
>>732442989serious boobs require serious support
Plum at ESA when?
>>732445587what day which stream?
>>732444989good luck anon
Oh the ESA discord general thread is back up
>>732445723FASTER
>>732445337No dimensions given so you'll have to use >>732439036 as a reference
>>732444989good luck anon! hope you are running spyro
Everyone repeat after me: all hail Metako. All hail Metako.
wait what the fuck, runescape made it
>>732442397I never clicked on this plum, why is she purple?
Gooseberg is funny. I had to say it.
>>732429672I still associate Crash speedruns with suicide jokes.
Big fucking oof, a 4h Pokemon right off the bat.Chances of it not being complete garbage?
>>732445843Before Wednesday stream 3
>>732446596Repeat after meMetako is a sex offenderWe don't want him here
>>732446962Metako raping Habkeinename onstream in popularity isn't really a sex thing, you know
>>732446850I don't know the runner but it looks like a Nightshift run in all but name. They're trying a new approach with opening day this year, with a later start and a triple whammy before things quieten down
Is FF9 on Stream 2 24 hours or is it two streams?
>>732447023Correct anon. But forcing himself onto a girl at a toilet is
>>73244708412 hours thursday, break of 12 hours and 12 hours friday. Maybe it's disc 1/2 and then 3/4
>>732447084They might reset the VOD midway, but it's one continuous 24h estimate run. Vivi only takes about 20h, so Garnet (weaker) should align with that.
>>732447148gallery code?
>>732447179is that the same gay as last time? he's alright. tell him i said that
>>732447023Man you could easily forget that game even released.
what run was it last summer that had the barely intelligible drunk russian guy doing commentary? was genuinely the funniest shit that's been at one of these events in a long time
>>732447179That's fucking gay
>>732447497where's the archive again, might even watch that to get in the mood
>>732429096>big lad will have 5 runsHow the hell does he do that?>also no yato or tinytimGrim
>>732447737TinyTim is currently trying to escape from BigJohn eating him (good chances he'll miss his flight) we might hear at Sunday/Monday from him.
>>732447737The expansion must continue.
>>732447895>no screenshake>the guy with the fucking wine glass
>>732447148>not doing it live on stageDeserves the ban desu
>>732447895Even the jock is wondering how much irn bru and deep fried mars bars it takes to achieve that natty.
what is the rocko's quest of ESA?
>>732447895the obnoxious eevee furry in the middle is the guy who made the cuminplum poster and he read 4chins regularly too>tfw we can get him to do stupid shit again
>>732448361i thought nabekeinename was that
>No Titanfall 2 runsShe won't be there, not gonna watch
>>732448461habkeinename doesnt have an expensive phone with a high-res camera and the cuminplum post dont match his twitter selfies res or quality, so the furry probably spread the rumor himself to avoid detection since he goes out of his way to vandalize stuff during events or stands in front of every camera where possible>breaks the icecream machine several times>habkeinename breaks it twice>somehow all other times are habkeinenames faulthave you seen the crashout that the furry gets because no one cares about tetris? there's a whole tiktok of it if you ask for it on the ESA discord
>>732449007man, fuck that faggot. blaming a borderline retard like that is pure psychopath behaviour
>>732449007He bought a burger with over 20 patties or something (with cheese) as a 'meme', there's a video of it. Then made a giant ice cream stack from the machines they have at the hotel the event plays at. The machine immediately broke and he kept looking over his shoulder for hotel staff to do it several times during that week. >iirc even zoton on the ESA discord called the guy out for it >guy proceeds to do it again the following event by ducking the hotel staff
>>732449454What can men do against such reckless autism
>>732449607popular kid beats bullybully beats autistautist beats popular kidit's like rock paper sciccors
>>732449203Yeah the dude craves attention, while Habkeinename was obnoxious and clearly a high-functioning autist, he was genuinely having fun (at the expense of everyone's patience). But Juzockt (furry) does not care at all and goes out of his way to grab any attention he can. >a normie hosts the most terrible gaming quiz show alive>juzockt does everything in his power to backseat people while they are doing the quiz show>tetris question comes up>TIME TO SHINE>sperg screams and falls to the floor just because they didn't know the answer to a tetris question>normie quiz host makes a tiktok and thought it was hilarious
to the anon running at the event. you need to become batman and vigilant this furryfaggot
>>732449203>they are both german so it fits, but furry got off easy during his first visits to ESA by making the retard his freecardI don't know which event it was where an anon had taken a picture behind the furry while he sitting on a chair scrolling /v/, so he most definitely rates his own runs since he always asks on the Discord channel if anyone saw it or what they think
>>732449937cant believe he successfully made us think hakbeinename did that though ngl>subhuman blaming a full autist
>>732450308habekeinename means don't have a name (with spelling errors)hakbeinename means chop legs name
>>732450168THISHe ALWAYS asks without fail when ever a run ends on discord and around the event if anyone saw his run>I want to off myself when we are playing board games and he comes up to ask us At this point they have to be aware that he’s retarded, there ain’t no way someone like this gets to be a “volunteer alumni” doing the stuff that he does
>>732449794Checks out
>>732450839is that moss from the it-crowd?
>>732450839>>732449007Does anyone more clips from this, there were a lot fun ones with yato & co
dousing every hatsune miku plush in gasoline
>>732449794These threads have been around for far too long when they become gay eceleb gossip like this. It's doubly concerning when people at ESA were posting pictures of themselves here at the event, so it's all a bunch of schizophrenic yuropoors bad mouthing each other behind their backs. These threads have turned into something really weird and ugly.
>>732451056
>>732450953Ya okay I can see it
been watching a bunch of esa youtube reruns and they are all chill overall very nice product will be tuning in
>>732451421Where that dick at
>>732451636hard, moisturized, in my hand. life is good tm
>tfw I was waiting in the esa stream for an hour yesterday because i thought it was friday>tfw I was waiting in the esa stream for an hour today because I thought it started todayI wonder what's coming up tomorrow
>>732447737hes cool and a real gameri like him
>>732451779anon, esa ended yesterday. this is just the afterparty thread
>>732451779anon... today is fridaywhat meds are you skipping?
>>732447737
>>732452179NO REBELDRAGON95 THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
oh nice an early pre-thread
>>732452693
>>732448535hairy tranny pits...
DONT POST IT
is 45€ a lot for a plushy? might as well get one
>>732448535revolting
>>732453852good idea, anon. drawanon should draw noita plum
>>732432674Oh that gives an evil idea for a doodleGoing to make some tea and hack at it right away.
So are we going to actually be allowed to post normally this ESA or will we have a faggot breathing down our necks with incoherent and inconsistent rules he made up?
recommend me a really cool speedrun history youtube vid
>>732454937>historyAny apollo legend video
>>732454937Bismuth
>>732454937you mean like a documentary or just a good vid? there's good old re4 run. i can't find it right now. the run was ng+ and pretty shit by itself. the commentary was top notch thoughever. some one help me out with finding this again. i think big ben or something sat on the couch and the runner was a fat balding 20 year old burger
>>732451883nooo>>732451987how are you unable to comprehend what i wrote while screeching meds in an earpiercing homo voice
>>732454937holy redditwatch the esa rerun stream and shut the fuck up
Speedrunners are gay
>>732454937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMUPjq-rnTkSome Mario runs coming up so this is relevant
>>732444989whatever you do don't do plumgl my nigger
>>732445587>I can goatse while doing shoutouts, will that do?Just give a shout-out to Plum.
>tried to include feet in my Plum drawing>gave upShit's hard. Sorry feet bros.
Metako Metako! Has Metako appeared yet? I love him! Where is Metako?
>>732457379it's fine as long the plum is plump
>>732454931the faggot never leaves afaik
>>732457625My Plums are always Plump.
>>732454931>>732457890considering i got banned for a single harmless post, which was my 2nd total post in the bsg thread, its safe to say that pre hack mod is back.also got banned on all boards of course. im gonna take screenshots of deleted posts / banned anons and take it to irc.this guy has some insane hard-on for the old esa crew for some reason and would rather let threads die than have someone say something bad about them.
>>732454937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngwg4rdbsm0
Metako! Where is Metako? I love Metako!
>>732458990i'm right here. love you, too!
Its MetakoverHe got replaced by MizzowRIP
For me, it's hypnoshark, the king of CTR.
>>732459161>>732459236Metako Metako marry me! I've devoted my entire life to posting about you in /v/ speedrun threads!
>>732430645Based
>>732454937https://youtu.be/HVHhRxddoXk
>>732458906getting banned for posting a pscreen of folder properties was peak
Will the Playstation Nation be there?
>>732432674GET STUFFED GET STUFFEDGET STUFFED
>>732459583sometimes i think i should buy this shitsite and mod it myself, but i'll probably be even more ruthless and despotic than the faggot mods we already have
>>732454937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dly9q0FFWA4
I wish I loved anything as much as that one faggot loves Metako.
>>732459583i got banned for posting "cute and funny" without picture or anything else, for being off-topic, even though it was on-topic, right between 2 posts talking about food and some dude having a flat tire, which of course were not considered off-topic.
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WITCH?
>>732460097noita speedrun with plum skin when?
>>732454931parken!
>>732460040burger jannies are a menace to what this place once wasfucking newfags and tourists
>>732460354burgers aren't the problem. you know exactly who the problem is
>>732460620yeah got to agree with this anon
>>732460097YOURE SO PREJIDUCE
>>732460219Right you are, anon.
>say in Harutomo chat "this game is expensive in my country. It's lucky you got it for free">immediate timeoutWhat a little cunt
>>732430005who fucking cares about the winter olympics lmao
>>732462591i thought we called this esa the winter olympics as a kind of silly joke
I don't why these faggots with 50 viewers are always the most conscious little pussies on the planet. No wonder their channels never grow
>>732462591I do.
>Oh Sqaure Shittex threw me a key to my 50 viewer shitter channel I can't even entertain the thoughts of my viewers because my sponsorship overlords reign supreme and I could never possibly say anything that doesn't worship me rimming their arseholes
>>732429096>6 hour Ghost of Yotei run>Schedule it so that most of it takes place after stream 2 has ended for the nightwhy would they do this?
>>732452179i feel bad for being one of these names during the stream cause hes kind of a cool guy
Nobody fucking cares turd world schizoid
>>732462884edenal hates stream 2
>>732462884So that you can sleep.
>>732462969You know mindless faggot retards like you who rim their assholes are why the world is so shit right now, right? Enjoy your misery
>>732462884they do it every fucking time dude
What will be the gimmick this year that is universally hated and dropped after Day 1?
Metako! Metako! Where is Metako at this current instance?
>>732463619Death
Can one of you get on the discord and let me know where Metako is right now?
>>732429096Do they stream to YT, or just post mods? Hate twitch
>>732464150*vods
>>732464150I have the same question, but we'll know in 90 minutes I guess
>>732464257>but we'll know in 90 minutesFuck, add 12 hours to thatIt's 12 noon, not 12amI'm a little tarded, sorry
>>732464257
>>732464040
>>732463928Shaggin Lovare or crying on the floor
>>732463619Pronouns
How many more hours? GDQ watcher here.
>>73246690512.5 hours until first run.Dunno if there's a pre-stream/opening speech
>>732467061>2AMFUCK.
what game should I play while watching? I was thinking of checking out the new Terraria update
>>732467061>>>>Bros, I just woke up. I thought it was starting in fucking 15 minutes
>>732467663Mewgenics, for the second half.
>>732467663Horse Sex
What's first?
>>732457479He lost
tinyTim status?
>>732458906Anon the mods in irc do not care, they'll probably ban you from the channel immediately, it's a waste of space
>>732470591>What's first?DK BananzaJust looked up a run on Youtube, and it looks like it's not full of out of bounds clips or stupidity like thatJust good movement and game knowledge
This is the Princess Peach Showtime runner. Say something nice about xer
Pity bump. Also Why the fuck is it starting 5pm Bong Time?
>>732448535why are they wearing a nightgown?
>>732472186What country flag is that
any spyro runs today?
>>732463619Donation popups.
>>732474517There's oneThe fact that there's one at all is already ridiculous, what are the chances of that?
>>732429096I've never really tooned into ESA before how deep the troon saturation compared to GDQ?
>>732429096>features female namesSo this is like GDQ with trannies only are does this not discriminate against actual women?
>Less than 9 hours to go
>>732434471Did he died?
>>732476169Less likely, but you still have a few creaturas here and there. Also it's just fun to shitposting with the lads for the duration of the event.
>>732477151Yes, but Plum revived him with her big bazonkas
So why DOES ESA have so much spyro?
>>732477583troon cabal
>>732477583purple chad marathon
>>732477175Doesn't matter they still bend the knee and have pronouns.
>mfw won't be able to watch day 1 or most of day 2 as i'll be out drinking (+ recovery)
>>732476651generally it has a far smaller ratio of trannies and very little "trans rights!" bs
>>732477583It's a dogwhistle. If you run Spyro, you're one of the elites. If you commentate a Spyro run, you've been invited to an orgy cabal
>>732477583there is nothing else to run, anon-kun
>>732434471how can GDQ even compete
>>732479389Spyrotastic
Is Metako there yet? Where is Metako? I need Metako. Please
someone teach me how to speedrun KH2
Just thought "Isn't this years ESA soon?" and behold it starts today.Glad I can once again watch this with you guys
>Two Sly 3 runs on day 1Is Sly the new Spyro?
>>732439027As soon as the event starts do not insult ugly trannies, lust after hot trannies, discuss tranny culture or icons, or make any UOOOH-adjacent jokes, and you -might- not get a 3 day ban for offtopic regardless of if the post was actually ontopic or not.If you all follow these simple instructions then the thread population won't get decimated to the point of threads getting pruned several times a day, like it happened last month with BSG.
>>732454937Here is a playlist of every single speedrun documentary on Youtube.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NSBU2mAO2_xZZCom7vQ-O9g
>>732482539The UKSG thread lasted 5 minutes
final fantasy, kingdom hearts, pokemon, other rpgsredditor sgonna have a meltdown
>>732483610A*glos do not deserve attention.
>Less than 5 hours to go
>>732482539>last month with BSGdid you guys even make any threads? i completely missed it
fun fact: my first post in the BSG thread and I catched a 3 day ban.
ESA,more like ESL
>>732485040enjoy your 3 day bant. jannie
>>732484860Shouldn't have shit-talked spyro.
>>732482349Slyro>>732483593Add thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_5NESKqsVQor does it not fit your criteria for documentary?
>>732486241It's a collaborative playlist anon, you can add it yourself.
>>732479389Has it already been a year?
>>732488067half a year, silly
>rebeldragon run tomorrowyes im thinking we are back
It's not time yet.
>>732489106n-nyoo yet
I counted 4 ZZZ Edenal runs. What the fuck is he thinking?
>>732489287Edenal runs are fine, they're neither good nor bad
>>732489580i think we have a different understanding of the word "fine"
>>732489645I think you're just looking for drama but the threads don't really care about edenal anymore as long as we don't get anymore planks
>>732477583Spyro is code for the gay orgies
>>732489757i think i'm getting alzheimers, i don't remember any pranks by him
>>732489106
will they stream on youtube this year? the tv i use for twitch broke so all i have is a nintendo switch which i can use youtube on
>>732489915i'm not a tendie, so i don't get why you would be able to use jewtube but not twatch
>>732490163Switch had a twitch app but it got shut down in 2024 i think.
>>732489915are you telling us the switch has no internet browser in the year of our lord 2026?
>>732454937speedrunners get mogged by random japanese 11 year old kid breaking all their recordshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a-ybkAcc74speedrunners get mogged by casual streamer accidentally finding huge skip in mgs that they didn't find in 20 years of playing the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv0Hwb0Se4E
>>732490204can you not just get it to run on firefox? can you even run firefox on the switch?
>>732490253You can jailbreak it to run linux and then install firefox, otherwise you can't use any browsers
Anyone has the video of the AGDQ 2026 runner shitting himself
>>732490489what a silly decision to make. it could have been a normal portable computer, but they didn't want that because?
>>732490532
>>732490565I guess it would make piracy easier. When the Switch got jailbroken they made Nvidia redesign the chip just so it would be harder
>>732490664>the look on his facedid he actually shit himself?
>>732486764I don't have and will never have a youtube account, sorry
>>732431726What the fuck happened with DK 64.
>>732447023>Habkeinename
>>732491206he came back like two minutes later. unless they had a bucket for him to shit in off camera theres no way thats what he did
>>732491206He ejaculated
>>732491416this is like a caricature of the euro country relationships in the 20th century
>Stream isn't 24/7What's the point?
>>732491973nigga u dumb. u soo dumb
>esa
I've been looking forward to this more than GDQ
>>732492892who the fuck is still looking forward to that shit?
>>732492964me
>>732493003it's like a week long commercial
PLUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>732493189>2>so one can take a rest while the other's hard at work
>>732493245I was gonna get 3 but it could look weird to them
Now that you've had time to sit on it, was it the worst GDQ ever?
>>732429096not into any% tranny shit
>Temu's GDQhard pass, we already have trannies at home
>>732443332>shadman
>>732493398ye
I am baking. No splitting!
>>732493398>>732493725you guys say that about every gdq
>>732493798and its always right
We've gotta be going live soonish, surely
>>732493398
WE READY LADS
i thought about donating this year for once. do you have to make an account on tiltify?
I need Plum guys...I NEED HER NOW
>>732446826Nothing comes close (its GDshit but its into the topic)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>732493798Because its always true. Just when you think it won't get wore, it does.>>732493964Nope
>4 hour pokemon run day oneYeah I'm thinking I'm gonna skip
Edenal went bald
atleast esa has actual top runners in their game
>>732494043>that webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg
>>732493398I honestly thought it was going to be worse. Guess trannies don't care about brownoids being rounded up and deported.
>>732491394Someone posted a webm higher up
These threads are so weird and curated. Like it's clearly 95% schizophrenic samefagging and militant gaslighting. What the fuck is wrong with yurupoors? Rangeban this entire retarded continent, everything they touch turns into histrionic interpersonal drama and underhanded psyops shit.
>>732494974huh?
>>732494974All me btw
>>732495034>ecelebs ecelebs ecelebs ecelebs>I hate thing I hate thing I hate thing>I just love ESA so much buy a plushie!>culture war culture war culture war>don't forget to buy plushie!>ritual post ritual post ritual post>RATE THE RUN YALL LETS ALL UPDOOT DA RUNS WHERE WE FIND 15 DIFFERENT WAYS TO TYPE "B" BECAUSE WE'RE CLEARLY SAMEFAGGING AND POSTING FASTER THAN RECYCLING COOKIES TO AVOID MAKING DUPLICATE POSTS WILL ALLOWit's fucking obvious, there's like 3 regular posters in this shithole thread max and they ruined speedrun threads for everyone years ago. Get rid of these stupid faggots, they don't even like or play video games. These threads are the most awful shit I've ever seen in my life and they're perfectly indicative of what's killing /v/.
>>732494478edenal was never hair
>>732494043what do you want with heri hope it doesnt rhyme with her name
Will the stream be on youtube this year? I got chatbanned some years ago
W where’s the countdown….
>>732495887who cares the chat there is overmoderated anyway, gdq worse than esa
They are starting with a speedrun?Where is the funny one hour long intro with the staff as actors?
>>732493398I'd say so, this years schedule was just extremely dogshit
Ill start the countdown 10
>stream 2 on mondaycome the fuck on
11
>>732496012Take a deep breath and hide your samefagging a little bit better
>sliding the threadCome the fuck on janny, what is wrong with you? Do I need to gore spam the next ones for the rest of the week?
>>732496015only two more weeks
It's up
It's streaming on youtube YAY!
its on jewtube, nicehttps://youtu.be/7jTIsBU9USo
We made it. How many of us are there? Five?
>>732496269>jewtube has a 20seconds delayhow the fuck are we supposed to shitpost with those conditions
>>732496210My body is ready
>>732496314yes fiveand plum
>>732492779
>>732496314Exactly 69
>>732496342im gonna go with the twitch stream so i can be ahead of you slowtubers
>>732496314And my axe. I thought it was supposed to start 12 hours ago.
>>732496446how did you know my favorite pokemon?
>>732496314Five.Hundred.Million.
Baking!
1 minute bros
>>732496491Not til page ten.
It is the time...
>>732496491the janny won't allow a new thread
HEADS UP WE'RE LIVE
>>732496446For me its Scizor
HHHOOOOOOOOOYP
TURN THE MUSIC DOWN
>>732496530I know just to prevent splitting when the time comes
>>732496575EATSLEEPGAPEREPEAT
>so many attention thots thereWe're doomed...
WHAT?
>not even five minutes inSHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>732496575But it's a party...
I NEED THAT PLUM
dips on the left thiccums with ponytails
who is the cutie on the left
CUM IN PLUSH
>plum fumo is realHoly shit
Holy shit, a Plum plush
EMBRACE PLUM
They all look like they don't wanna be there and Edenal forced them to do this
Would
What the fuck, that was quick
>already on to the first gameFuck year
Event is already sovlful
Damn kixy lookin fine
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW (AGAIN)>GDQ holds Bananza hostage behind a billion dollar incentive, and then Spike yells over the entire run>ESA just runs it as an openerNice
>>732496702Yeah wtf where was the 30 minute theater kid sketch segment?
Mood lighting
Dibs on Kixyxox
holy shit fix the sound mixing
>>732429096where are the trannies? are trannies a america only plague?
>2 mins into the event>Run already>No attention whore host segment>Real girl
Can they make the screen smaller it's still kind off visible
>>732496574>Innocence to rapey sex pest on a sliding scale from left to right based
>>732496690Give it a rest man
...
Mumbles, please speak up
>>732496741Very comfy
>>732496753real female girl?
>>732496780its a breath of fresh air.
>>732496643Clods or something? I forget. She looks a bit too fat at certain angles unfortunately
It begins!
Is DK bananza actually good or is it just another nintenslop meme game?
this game looks like ass
What's... what's happening? I can actually hear the game audio. I'm scared.
>>732496797...nᵒ
https://speedrunstore.com/products/plum-plushie
>>732496850thats the reflection of your face in the monitor
>>732496818>real female girl?At this point, I don't careI'd still give her the most disappointing 90 seconds of her life
whats going on its been 12 min and no donos?
>$0 raisedIT'S OVER
>>732496860i dont pay in usdplum is EUROPEAN
>>732496874wow RUDE!?
>10 minutes after pressing "go live" on OBS first run is already onGDQ could never
it's over... them kids are done...
>>732496860Does this mean that the creator finally let ESA buy the rights to Plum, or is this just licensed?>>732440685I lived, thanks. It turned out to be diverticulitis presenting as appendicitis.
>the ne wdloney kongEhh, guess I'll come back later, I really don't see the appeal in these open area Nintendo games.Side scroller or bust.
>japanese dubsoul
love plum
There it is again,
>>732496908sorry kids.....
>>732496908there's already 2 $10 donations in the ticker so that's probably lagging
We kixy now
>>732496860>official Plum plushFinally
Was that a coin sound?
>>732496847Refined movement mechanics, but not very difficult. The destruction aspect is fun, but can get stale for some. I love it, though.
>>732496860the pleasure of being plumed inside
>>732496847It's a good 3D platformer and the terrain deformation is a fun gimmickNot so good as "I will buy a Switch 2 just for this" but it's a quality game
>>732497050OF handle?
>>732497019what a goddess
so is GDQ just money laundering or do europeans just not donate to causes?
It's already better than GDQ
>>732496860>adust the price to the conversion rate unlike every other store just going 1dollar=1euro>euro is still more expensive
>cute girl (girl)>she's from my home countrythis is a great start
Huh?
>>732496847>nintenslop meme gamewhat does this even mean man
>>732497045proof that the donation total is disconnected from the donation ticker so they can falsify the number or amount of donos
>>732496860she's also on the shirtdid esa get the plum rights?
>>732497123GDQ just monopolizes all interest in speedrunning for charity
>>732497103kixyxox
>>732497148 it's so over
>>732497083meds
If it wasn't for the dumb foid with the pronouns next her name ESA could have fooled me into thinking that this event was not pozzed anymore
>>732497123we have't filled the DEI quota on screen yet so we don't get the big laundered bucks yet
>$0GRIM
>>732497148grandpa anon thinks he's in 2012 again... the alzheimers are getting worse
>>732497152Mario kart world, the new metroid, tears of the kingdom.It's nintenslop if it has 0 creativity and only has open world for the sake of having an open world.
Did I just hear a walkie talkie?
Make a wish is a good charity, glad to see it
thrilling commentaryI don't mind this over tryhard screeching
>still not a single donationCOMFY
>>732497294go back to sleep
real low energy vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTIsBU9USobtwFor OP thread
>>732497181
Should have picked someone with actual energy for the first run.
>>732497329goodfuck tryhard theater kid vibes
>>732497181They've been doing Plumshirts for years
>>732497329This is the weeklong 'awkward Euro ASMR' stream
1 minute unskippable ad on twitch, youtube it is
https://bsky.app/profile/viperuk.bsky.social/post/3meb2bqe6mk2lLol, this guy seems a bit pissed off that he even made an antiESA club
that's me btw
Any differences between Youtube and Twitch streams?
>>732497329Yea, that's the best part
Whose dick is Carmelita Fox sucking for all that Sly Cooper on the schedule
>>732497351much better then GDQ shirts.
>>732497489Twitch has more ads
>>732497475Servas!
>>732497505mine
>>73249748920 seconds delay. you need a different adblock for twitch
>>732497432streamlink ttvlolproDon't make me say it.
>>732497346thank fuck they're on youtube, I'm sick of always tweaking methods to block twitch's adsnow if I could bypass this cancer star captcha
bing
>>732497489Youtube is lower quality but on twitch you need ttvlol to block ads
>twitch adblock setup from years ago still worksnice
>>732496753I would give kixy my golden banana if you catch my drift.These pictures are all horrible though.
>>732497467>literal who said something on the literalwho furry troon site and got 5 likesthanks for letting us know anon
>>732497646TwitchAdSolutions works for me
>>732497505Mine!
>>732497489on youtube you can easily rewind while on twitch it's annoying having to go to the vod itself
>we have time for some donations>$0 from anon who says>
>wife's son donation alreadyAlso who is audio balancing this?
WE GOT DONOS!!
>>732497646I just use brave browser with those extra scrips turned on and it works for me.
The runner kinda looks like Vladimir Putin
>>732497467>ViperUKShame, he had some good runs.
>complaining about adsJust use Ublock?? Haven't had a single ad yet on Twitch
>>732497707"happy birthday Nick Gur"
>>732497529>ads?
>skipped esaPlum's donation#NotMyESA
>>732497706>on youtube you can easily rewindNo you can't, at least I can't
>this is gloobygleebing>I don't know what this trick does or how it works,..>...>*cough*
Ah-brah-cuh-jab-yah
>>732497829huh, I could rewind GDQ but ESA is just a red bar
>>732497646>Youtube is lower qualityI thought the tube had better bitrate, I cant see any difference though
>>732497829weird. rewind doesn't work, but you can watch at different speeds?
>now I'm gonna do the thingy tech skip>I don't really know how it worksbased and comfyl pilled
>>732497986>I could rewind GDQ but ESA is just a red barSameProbably some kind of setting they have on the stream
why isn't this shit in euro? was it always dollars?
>>732498008>if you run at 2x a bit you can get to just ~4s delayneat
I rate this run Z for znooze
>>732496878Nice PITS
>>732497829>>732498008Live rewind is just an option that streamers can set up on YT, so ESA either didn't or turned it off
>>732498106I wouldn't put it past YouTube to lock rewinding streams behind premium
>>732498149i think the delay gets bigger over time again
>>732498106you can rewind on twitch if you click the channel name, go to videos and filter by broadcastshttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691576439?filter=archives&sort=time
>>732498192Youtube could make a quadrillion dollar off of even more retarded people if they had just made annotations and dislikes a premium only feature
xex with kixy
>74 on youtube>920 on twitchThis is why you don't show reruns 24/7 on the main channel
>>732498374i can't believe she shouted the N word like that
DK flying by just swinging the rock pieces looks so hiliarious
>>732498374Will she show up later?
>>732498374>Fuck YOUUUUUU
>>732498584>sheA-anon...
>>732497646>ttvlolThis broke for me a few months ago sadly.
WAKE UP
any donatons?
>>732497646>>732498629https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/twitch_5/use this add-on, no ads and you get an actual fast player UI
oh no no no
DK says TRANS RIGHTS!!!!
monkey butt
>>732498705I think I once used that one, but switched because I wanted a more plain default experience. Thanks, I'll give it a try.
>A GDQ 8 is an ESA 2
>>732498116THE FIRST MIG>>732498116THE FIRST MIG>>732498116THE FIRST MIG>>732498116THE FIRST MIG>>732498116THE FIRST MIG
