Oh boy! Two packages!
cool packages kyle
Put them back, Jamal.
>>732502410Let's see what's in box 1.
Dragon dildos?
BAD DRAGON TENTACLE DILDO AND HORSE PUSSY FLESHLIGHTFINAL ANSWER
>>732502410I wonder what's inside them?I am guessing plastic figures.
pls no vaporeon
why are you white?
>>732502538nice punpun tattoo but i still don't understand why anyone would get a tattoo
>>732502410Oh it's you again.Your home is filthy and you are gay for getting buttplugs to use on yourself
>>732502538Oooooh twewy! Been wanting to play that. What do suppose is under the paper?
more tendie gayness?
>>732502625Nobody that likes Oyasumi Punpun is white.
>>732502410It’s a BWC dildo isn’t it
>>732502538you are unimaginably gay
>>732502650Rude! But still wonder what's under the paper.
>>732502761>>732502664Great games, good purchases. Have fun anon.
>>732502761It's a bottle of whiskey
>>732502887uh, anal?
>>732502887How often do you take it up the ass to need a bottle that large?
Ohhh another package
now show the dragon dildo
>>732502887SEX
>>732502963the bottle also goes in
>>732502887Punpun tatt located.
>>732503016dragon dildo?
>>732503016More lube?
As I open this, who's your favorite k-on?
>>732502887Unironically this shit is a game changer for regular hand on penis masturbation
>>732503093Mio!
>>732502887kinda gay bro
>>732503110In the last thread he got a vibrating buttplug that in-between two pictures got covered in pet hair. This dude is a gay faggot living in a literal filthy hovel.
>>732503093Sawa-chan. I'm a hag lover.
>>732502410Oh sweet. Root double. Hmmm what do you think is in the black wrapper?
>>732503110just use coconut oil, lasts way longer, makes your dick smell good and also makes it smoother>t. uncut fag
>>732503110Are you circumcized?
>>732502761Everything about Unicorn Overlord lined up for me from playing the demo except the gameplay. I just can't give a fuck about auto-battler/auto-chess/AFK style combat. I know it's ironic and maybe a bit hypocritical that I say that as I type while "playing" a tower defense game in the background, but that's just how I feel. No hate to the people who did love it, of course, I could see why, and I DO like games with gambit systems you can finagle with for the NPCs, but not having at least one form of direct controlled character just kind of lost me. Anyway, enjoy it Anon. Sorry for bringing video games into your gay bootypipe clogging furry thread, or whatever exactly is going on here.
>>732503110lol@cutfags
>>732503193Woah based vn GOD
>>732503181solo anal stimulation isn't gay
>>732503193BWC dildo
>>732503305kek
Oh sweet clannad. Place your bets what's in the wrapper.
>>732503337>>732503193>clannadkino
>>732503337Another dildo to pleasure your asshole with
>>732503337A gun. Shoot yourself. I say this as a faggot.
Oh there's more wrapping.
>>732503337Going against the grain here and guessing it's an onahole.
>>732503337BWC dildo + anal beads + more lube + 1 switch game
I swear to god there better be a fucking dragon dildo.
>>732503193Based, visual novels feel right on Switch.
>>732503305>if I am a homo at home alone I am not a homoNo you're a faggot and not only that but you're literally posting pictures online of the tools you use in your quest to do more gay shit. You're as gay as they come.
>>732503447>1 switch gameeww gay
>>732503016>lube>those posters>those fingernailsoh no
>>732503421IF NO DILDO I CRY
lmao I cant believe it actually came.
>>732503467can you stop being a faggot for fives seconds we are trying to have fun here.
How do you deal with the post-nut clarity after using lube and anal toys and what not? Don't you feel fucking retarded cleaning yourself up for half an hour after the fact? Genuine question
>>732503337>Censored re-releaseYou deserve all the pain and suffering that has and will ever be inflicted upon you.
>>732503421>meds
>>732503432Most likely a shotacon one, given the platform he plays games on.
What's the point of this thread? I don't think Amazon sells dragon dildos..
>>732503524AIEEEEEEE GUTS LOOK OUT ITS JEFFREY EPSTEIN
>>732503524Peak cringe…
Ok moment of truth!
>>732503532nobody saw you doing it
>>732503524what's the smell?
>>732503596Yes, no shit. Wait, are you one of those guys that can't visualize an apple? How the fuck did you not understand my question here
>>732503524Are you 18?
>>732503532You only feel bad if you're a fucking low IQ retards who doesn't understand masturbation and sex are inherently human. You feel bad because all your life you've been shamed by an imaginary man in the sky that it's bad and immoral. In reality you're just doing a normal human function such as eating sleeping and breathing.
>>732503532prostate orgasm is just a prostate orgasm, there's nothing more to it
Huh. What would need 10 powerful pleasure settings?
>>732503569Sure they do, just not official bad dragon ones.https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Fantasy-Strong-Suction-Dragon/dp/B0C4T77MY7
>>732502887hey you really are the biggest faggot, aren't you OP?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/732309260/#q732309890
>>732503683>Punpun tattooYep, it's going up the ass
>>732503683kek, kys faggot
>>732503591Lelo hugo
>>732502538>punpun tattoocringe
>>732503683>>732503674OH NO NO NO
>>732503675>You feel bad because all your life you've been shamed by an imaginary man in the sky that it's bad and immoral.No, it's because they've been shamed by very real, non-imaginary women. Seriously, update your material.
>>732503683jeez, why is /v/ full of faggots?
>>732503675>>732503676forget I even asked, I made the mistake of forgetting I'm on /v/ with shitskins and genetic dead-ends
>>732503683finally, a fucking unboxing thread that isn't some loser just pretending it's somethingawful and unpacking his vidya
>>732503747Where else would a dildo go up?
>>732502664>>732502761>>732502887>>732503683why are tendies like this?
Oh god I cant wait to try this.
>>732503683The fuck does it need an app for?
someone post an unboxxing thread but something awful is in the boxxes
>>732503827ngl thats kind of gay
>>732503792There are autoblow devices now.
>>732503827NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI STOP BEING GAYYYYYYYYY
Vidyagaymh, my favorito.
classic nintendo fanboys
>>732503827
>>732502887>>732503110>americans need to spend money buying lubricants because they dont have a natural lubricant anymore
>>732503827pretty gay brow
Why is it always Nintendo, bro...
>>732503792up YOUR ass
>>732503827Please post a video of you taking it, that would be hot
>>732503827I am very disappointed in you. Not for being a faggot and sticking things up your ass. But by not buying a giant anatomically correct dragon cock to do it with. Please kys.
>>732503827Itll be a nice addition to the collection.
>>732503940cope more steamie
>>732504019>tons of lube and dildosI FUCKING KNEEL
>>732504019>not a single dragon dildoHow far we've fallen.
This is what unboxing threads used to be before normalfags took over the board btw
My figure collection
>>732504019Have all of these been up your ass?
>>732504019thats kinda gay ngl
>>732504080A lot of normalfags and failed normalfags just outing themselves itt
>tendie>takes it up the ass
>>732504080unboxing threads used to end up having a body part inside of them
>>732504080Gods we were strong then.
>>732504082How are you into anime girls but also like having a dick up your ass? You do realize women don't have dicks?
>>732503675nice try, satan
>>732504082>shinobu, Haruhi, HachikujiGodspeed anon
>>732502538why isn't your hand black
>>732503642Cheese pizza
>>732504161lmao. That cat is terrified of it.
Post your Discord nonny!
Here are my wall scrolls
why are all tendies so goddamn gay?
>>732504019>he is too poor for dragon dildos Couldn't be me
>>732504019>>732503827>>732503683Its okay to be gay...
I need to clean my dresser.
>>732504082>>732504273based
I'm gay and I don't own a single dildo never even crossed my mind to go buy one. Yet "straight" people on /v/ all seem to own multiple sized dildos and vibrators. This world makes zero sense.
>>732504286How far up can you take the big one?
Why do tendies love sticking things up their assholes? doesnt nintendo do that enough already?
>>732504354GideonH, I know it's you
>>732502538>ginger
>>732504396don't knock it till you try it
>>732504409Nintendo is japanese, their dick is too small.
>>732504354Clean your room retard
>>732504273>>732504082>CGDGTslop and BerserkStereotypes really do exist for a reason.
>>732504354i had a very similar dresser growing up, almost 1 to one with the number of drawers and the style of the handle
>>732502410>This whole entire threadWe need threads like this more. I know you're a tendie but still. Have fun gaming OP.
>>732503913>he doesnt know
>>732504396How do you act gay? Have gay sex? Don't all gays have dildos?
>>732503913Obsessed Yuropoor. Hey, you still malding that we're taking Greenland btw?
>>732504273>no pillowcase>all yellow with stainsIs it an american thing? Not the first time I see this disgusting behaviour from them.
Mods will delete videogame posts but shit like this stays up.
>>732504286looks real annoying to clean
>>732504518>saying this while posting fotm slop
>>732504542He posts on /v/.
>>732503110I've always dryfapped and will continue to do so>t. cut
>>732504610this thread is more /v/ than 99% of /v/ newfag
>>732504272He looks hairy and fat, he’s not some cute twink Anon.
>>732504610Have you no respect for tradition?
>>732504610source on your pic?
This guy already made a thread, it's not a shock he was buying dildos or whatever. Don't you lurk 24/7?
>>732504624Heterosexual FotMslop.
>>732504647calloused penis
behead all tendies
>>732504610>A fool's death is buried on page three of the paper.
>>732504717CGDCT is heterosexual, fag
>>732504750behead all snoys
Please wrap it up
>>732504542Not all gays like it up the ass some of us prefer frotting
This thread reminds me of old /b/. Will there ever be anything like it again? I would give anything to go back.
>>732504791>CGDCT is heterosexual
>>732504518CGDCT is the most heterosexual anime genre ever. OP is gay because he's a tendie, it has nothing to do with CGDCT
>>732504750not me, i only tried a couple of butplugs and they all hurt so i did not like it.
>>732504892Asasissy...
>>732504882there's plenty of gay shit on current /b/ right now for you to look at
>>732504882I do not miss scrolling past gore threads. Oh whatever faggot made tryptophobia pics of tits. That shit was the worst.
>>732504892>posts CSM a series that fags lovesure
>>732503913>european assholes are lubedno wonder you fags enjoy taking it up the ass
>>732504892Asa is very cute you faggot in denial
>>732504923The real thing is better..or so I've heard
>>732504972Still better than whatever the fuck /b/ is now
But anon, your poop hole isn't meant to cram stuff into it like that.But, you'll find out yourself when diapers become a necessity.
>>732502538>that tattooIt's this faggot again...>>732503827>that haircutEwww
Homos of /v/ do you enjoy gay sex?
>>732505038What's your favourite nintendo game?
>>732502410FUCK GAMER KEYBOARDS, FUCK MECHANCIAAL KEYBOARD FUCK THEM, FUCK NKRO, FUCK RGB, fuck anti ghosting bullshit
>>732505054It's stray bullets of "randomness" basically stuff you would see on other boards, porn and /soc/ for insane people
>>732503827goofy ahh thumb head cracker
the absolute state of wh*Te people
>>732503827>>732504019>tried a massager, a buttplug, njoy wand, anal beads>only thing that actually felt good was riding a plain old 20cm dildo
>>732505141This place isn't censoring words you dumb ass retardniggerfaggot
>>732502538>tattooworthless owned slave.I'm leaving your faggot thread
>>732505054I cant argue that.
>>732504904>CGDCT is the most heterosexual anime genre everI would need to see evidence substantiating this claim.
>>732505212cute
AIDS isn't punishment enough, we need something like spontaneous total organ failure for faggots
>>732502625Why are you NOT White?
>>732503538What is there to censor? It was an all-ages game from the start right?
i shoved up a dildo up my ass once and got internal bleeding. never again, i don't care if it enhances the switch experience like you claim.
>>732505212cearly what specifically turns you on is the thought riding dick
>>732504904that's why every single tranny watches that
>>732505136It is literally just porn. I miss when it used to be truly random. Any shit could go down, that was what was so good about old /b/
I get the ick from non-whites, most of my homo friends do as well. I like white men because it feels like I'm getting fucked by an angel. Also non-white dicks looks like poop to me it's gross. If you have Blue eyes I basically want you inside me NOW. I'm gay for white men.
>>732504696>tradition>no purple paper
>>732505437based homo nazi
It feels good to know im wealthier, more sane, and better off than everyone on this board. Thanks for boosting my ego losers.
>>732505437Paco...
white people are disgusting
>>732505512Thats a real fucking low bar. You should aim higher than a job at taco bell and a studio apt.
>>732504518>he says as he posts Frieren
>>732505212Thats gay as FUCK
>>732505437My bf having blue eyes makes some of ny family think I'm a race traitor
/v/.. is healing.....
WrapItUp
>>732503110>t. a circumsized golem
>>732503940And anime
>>732505804>>732504858>>732505464locked posts
>>732503683>>732503827but is it USB c?
>filthy room>prescription meds>animeDefinitely a discord mod.
>>732503845So the jews can spy on faggot assholes, document their ass masturbation routines to find out when they are the horniest and then bombard them with ads for more dildos and lube.
>>732504273>>732504518kill them all
Do fags hate dykes? Do dykes hate fags?
>>732504702Patlabor TV Great episode
Wrap it up
>>732506082>>732505464>>732504858melty
>>732505675cute nonny!
