STOP GIVING ME SYMPATHY
>>>/vg/
>>732523209Why did you revive this
air groove's default URA Finals being Medium is fucking me up. I need to race different shit.
oh fuck is everyone jacking off to pits
>>732525884That's not the thread. Like, actually, genuinely this time. It's a pit thread with an uma on the OP.
>>732525884Yee
>>732525962yeah i figured, I think that one guy having a meltdown is kinda funny though
guess we got a new schizo erper obsessed with bakushin and pits, just like the grotesque golshifag from back in the day funny how all coomers behave the same
haven't been finding threads but anyway thanks to the anon that suggests running main story races to change a veteran's default running position, it works.
Uh oh melty
>he still thinks its one guy
I feel bad for the 3 people who genuinely liked Bakushin before today.
>>732526256it's not something new. I've seen people go crazy over bakushin's pits since global launch
>>732526256It's just like the oguri butt picker meme, it will die in a few days
>flop the first Unity race>get groundworks and Turf S>get bitchslapped by some of the most insane rainbow training I've ever seen>PoC and Turbo Sprint never show up>flop final Unity CupFor fuck's sake. Is she glue without any gold skills?
I am playing Fine Motion's career and damn I get why so many people like her now. She is such a klutz
>>732526353Yeah you don't have nearly enough acceleration or speed to win.
>>732526169>>732526214>posts exactly one cooldown apartyou're not subtle, kill yourself already
What are the aquarius greens?
>>732526534lol
>Play Currens career>King Halo shows up out of nowhere and tries to nab her with sweet nothingsWhat the hell is her problem? I know she NTR's umas by having Torenahs give her "Commendation" but I never knew she does it vice versa as wellWhat's the end game here?
>>732526557Tokyo Left Firm Winter Sunny
>Date event doesn't show up before Classic year>miss out on 18 stamina and 12 guts>"You'll get no sympathy from me"Wtf Riko
>>732526353don't pick double circle greens unless there's literally no other skills availablepower is a bit too low so Turf S doesn't save her, you rely entirely on procing her unique at the perfect moment, she's no glue but she's not perfect either, it's alright desu
>>732526585>curren tries to steal you away from scarlet>kingu tries to steal you away from currenit's a cycle...
>>732526557Firm, winter, sunny, left handed(I think)
>>732526325I hated that one. I find this one hot tho. I get it this time. There was nothing hot about the buttpicker meme.Idk at this point I might post more pits just to spite the wannabe janny if I see him having a melty again. Idk how he can think it's one guy posting and replying when that gif had millions of views, and there are several derivative versions of the scene being drawn right now. Autistic little shit can't comprehend the meme is less than 1 day old and he can't help but try to police what other post at any time. I almost feel pity.
Fuck off back to your containment board.>>>/vg/
>>732526649But Kingu is trying to steal Curren FROM ME in this case
>typing all that out to justify being a twitter tranny nigger worshipper
>>732526636>don't pick double circle greens unless there's literally no other skills availableYeah, unfortunately that was literally the case. Didn't have any golds to spend on, aside from Center Stage which I assume isn't worth getting.
>>732526678Please keep it in your pants, anon, you can jerk it as much as you want but there is no need to spam
>all this twitter faggotry and melty over a animation you could make in 10 minutes
>>732526678>just to spite himand this is how you can tell the fags posting that aren't from /v/ma, no one here would ruin thread quality with this shit, it's already bad enough that it's derailing EVERY thread
>>732521902done, check your PMs
So, what's next, abs?
Will we ever recover from that Bakushin pit licking gif?
clean it up janny
>>732527061Yes, gonna take a few days but its gonna lose its luster sooner than later
>it's derailing EVERY threadSays the wannabe janny derailing for weeks with his pathetic seething over quite literally anything
>>732526978abs would be nice. in a series focused on athletes i'm surprised there's not a lot of fanart or official material depicting these girls as toned as they should be
>>732526957I almost wanna do it man, haven't done it yet. I like the threads too, I don't wanna ruin them either. But shit man, he's like that Randall kid from the Recess series. He can't help but replying to EVERY post he dislikes while thinking they are all from an imaginary schizo in his head, and how he must protect the thread from coomers. If he just let it be it would simply die in a day or two, but he's been having an autistic melty the whole day whenever someone posts it or replies to it, and keeps derailing for nothing. And it's the same autist every time
>>732527161I'm not even that guy, stop avoiding my filters by not quoting
>>732526678>There was nothing hot about the buttpicker memeAre you stupid? It wasn't supposed to be hot, it's just funny.
>>732526678Are you retarded?
Only Falco with groundwork so far
Enough about off-topic shit, what skills are a must for the dirt cm? I'm using condor paizuri, taikek, and 4ine Mochan
You're as pathetic as him then, lmao.
Seiunlets were never meant to break the curse, in less than a day /v/ma has already fallen into chaos
>>732527461>no mid race skillsglue
>>732527646this is merely a setup for a great season final for /v/ma before anni
>>732527461>Center StageActually bricked just because of that.
>>732527676>Prof>Prep>StraightawaysNta but this is not enough?
post some capricorn test rooms let's fuck
That Kitasan pit thread is exactly why we need to gatekeep coomers, I hope you're all aware.
>>732527845I am posting in both threads
>finally gets Turf S>finally stops dying during Medium finals>it's one hell of a low roll
>>732527826not when she's a front runner being chased by 7 pace chasers with 10 mid race skills each
>>732527842I just wanna roll around in dirt. But (you) first.
>>732527826Not on a front. You want Prof, Fast Paced, sprint corners, front runner corners and I even use ignited speed. The more mid race speed the better.
>>732527925I know that sprint isn't know for stamina requirements, but a little bit won't hurt y'know, and with those guts I really don't fancy her chances if she duels
>>732521902Doesn't she only give you that during the new years even at the start of classic year?
>>732527845Gotchu bro.
>>732527845This Bakupit meme is definitely gonna end up setting a bad precedent for the future if that thread is allowed to make it to bump limit, and I'm saying this as someone that doesn't mind the meme or a bit of lewdposting.
WHY IS CHRONO NOT WORKING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY??? I NEED TO BORROW A PARENT
>>732528049Someone get that animator on this right now
>>732528034retards pick the top event to gamble on 3 Ramp Up hints and get fucked in the ass by her rejection and a sympathy hint
>>732528049Literally just post it in the other thread... it's right there...
>>732527845Can we please agree to just not respond to it in the next few threads? You know shitposters are going to spam it for easy replies.
>>732528087Maybe due to the weekend.
>>732528087Just use uma moe?
>>732527845It's a great example of how it contributes nothing to the threads while we're constantly on thin ice, we don't need any more reasons to get deleted
>>732528131Don't ask for coomer posts if you don't want coomer posts.
>>732528196wtf it works I thought they would both be dead
>>732528164I'm sure we can try, but I doubt it'll do much. We'll see though, won't we?
>>732528227janny isn't nuking the coomer threads though so that's just outright false
>>732528083It's actually fucking over man, I hope that animator dies a painful death
>>732527845You know understand why /v/ma's so prude, no one wants this place to turn into another gacha smutposting ERP shit thread, threads will be shit for a few days though simply because it's the new meme, just give it a while and things will go back to normal
>You know understand
>>732528460>knowI hate brain farts so much
Isn't Valentine Bourbon instantly dead since she can't get taking the lead from her own Wit Card?
>>732528460>Minor spelling mistake
>>732528460We're not prudes, stop with this shit. We just don't want this place to turn into a coomer shithole like every other gacha thread and we don't need an easy way for the mods to keep finding us. It's extremely simple.
I only now realised the licker is supposed to be Chiyono Oin my defense, her ear covers are sorta indistinct in the animation
>>732528628ngl i thought it was an npc uma until people mentioned chiyo
>>732528628How did you not notice her puppy ear hair
>have multiple umas stories I still haven't done>nevermind all the ones I've only tried once or twice>nevermind all the ones that I just know I could at least do for the sake of building decent parents>just do tamamo's career every day because she very quickly became one of my favorites and I want to have the best tama in TT I can
>>732528460>>732528595Oh, never mind I misread your post, I thought you said "I don't know why /v/ma's so prude."Gomenasorry.
It's so over.
banner's donetime to work on the next 2 pieces I want to deliver during Seiun's mandate
>>732528460I don't want this to just become another coomer general but it sure is fascinating that those seem to get the greenlight to stick around all day without incident while the one gachaslop thread on this entire godforsaken board that's actually focused on gameplay has to operate itself like it's in the fucking underground railroad
>>732528438This is a very sane post.It's a meme that will get everyone worked up for awhile, just like doro, just like essex posting, just like that Resident Evil giantess boss that's just in a small part of the game. In this case, it's a meme that involves characters from Uma Musume, and we're on a board where memes go through cycles like anons need to eat. So prepare for someone to drop into these threads, drop a bakushinpit.gif, and fuck off because he thinks its funny. Move on with your life when it happens and keep on posting and grinding fans.
>>732528582She has early lead and escape artist which are pretty good skills for fronts
>>732528582Yes. She just loses to any competent front.
>>732528113Makes sense, don't think Id ever want to brick my run on that when so many other things can end it.
the armpit spam is getting annoying
>>732528848The animator still deserves to get raped by a pack of niggers, his family too probably
>>732528582She has native Groundwork.
>>732528582that's her one big, huge, gigantic drawback, everything else about her is great
>>732528686All I do is the same three careers. At this point, I don't think I need to do any other careers. I've found my favorites.
>>732528996How can you be this mad over something so inconsequential lmao? Guy made a silly little animation and obviously didn't expect it to get viewed 5 million times and 100k+ likes he doesn't deserve to die over that
will the parent grind ever end
>>732529198Literally just stop grinding parents and it ends right there
>>732528996this is unnecessarilyextreme
>>732529117Nta but he made everyone in every platform go insane and start spamming the gif, armpits, making their own versions, etc.As an aspiring artist, I can only kneel.
I'm doing prep for Aquarius. The umamusume I have available that seem like they would be good are>Smart Falcon>Taiki>SMaru>Oguri>COguri>El Condor>Gold City>Festival Gold CityMy idea was to run Taiki, SMaru, and Smart Falcon. I can make an El Condor Pasa dirt focused parent that has groundwork that will get SMaru up to A affinity with dirt. I can then rent a miler Seiun parent for A&S. I would not be able to use her as a parent for Taiki, since Taiki will be her own grandparent. However, this has been proving to be a giant pain in the ass since I am still trying to get a taiki with 2* dirt + groundwork. And it will be even worse with El since she has so many affinities. Additionally, it seems that fronts are a menace in this CM so I really do have to double down on the groundworks, otherwise it'll be a repeat of Scorpio where fronts cuck my paces out of everythin. I do have a smart falcon card, but I can't run the smart falcon card on smart falcon, and that would be gimping SMaru's stats pulling away from witmaxxing which is already happening due to Riko. Since I need to make the El Condor parent for Smart Falcon, it only makes sense to keep going further in the mines. Apparently, COguri is a good front on this track which would let me pivot away from Falcon if I keep taiki. However, COguri herself would need a whopping 9 stars of front to get up to A in front runner. PLUS she still needs to have the El for my own parent that I'm in the mines for. If anything, it would make more sense to drop Taiki and move to triple fronts. Why does this game have to be so hard? Why do I care so much about glory?
>>732528996Stop projecting, nigger.
>>732529198When you run out of TP.
>>732528791>it sure is fascinating that those seem to get the greenlight to stick around all day without incidentThat's because those are shill threads, brown dust, blue archive, whuthering waves etc. all of those threads are paid advertising, cygames does the opposite and has even hit some anons in /vg/ with DMCA, so we don't get preferential treatment.
>>732529096Yeah but can you cope without golden Early Lead? Every Front has golden Early Lead + Groundwork in CMs so your start with Bourbon will always be fucked.
>He failed the pit check
how do I fanmaxunity or ura
>>732529346Use your brain anon the answer should be extremely obvious
>>732528686>go into Tama's career thinking it'll be semi-comedic given her bants with Oguri>the amount of suffering she's thrown into before she can finally picks herself back up from all of it
>>732529117He killed /v/ma so if he died I'd be very happy. It's only fair
>>732529198It will get worse in MANT, it's over for the parent farming economy until Grand Live arrives.
>>732529198MANT will invalidate all preceding parents so :^)
>>732529346URA is faster. If you fan max you'll fail all your unity races not that it matters. But just do it in URA and spam every G1 imaginable + G2s and G3s so long as you don't put yourself in an awful mood. Run cards with max fan bonus, go on gametora and sort by fan bonus if you need ideas
>>732529343Shut up
>>732529291not really, that will be what fucks her up most of the time, it's exactly I think she won't be as good as people are making her seem. She's easier to build than any other front runner but has a much lower ceiling, I don't think she'll dominate>but JPyeah just like Taishin right
>>732529430>>732529423How does MANT affect parents? I just assumed we'd keep making our parents in URA
>>732529273It's deep and testing has not been thorough. There's been like... a day of testing so far, ran by 1 or 2 anons? I'm being biased because I do basic meta building with my favs, and favs that are B Dirts at least, hope for S procs, and call it a day with 1200 speed. You could go further, but you're going to suffer greatly for it, but at least you're giving it your best.Create umas close to what you want, test them heavily, and see if its worth more of your time to build them even better.
>>732529580You know how affinity works, right? Imagine if all your parents ran every G1 and what the consequences of that would be
Ballroom Seiun has more longevity than Chocobon.
>>732529580you get much more affinity due to winning more races, that's literally itthey don't invalidate URA parents because those are easier and faster to build, can pick the exact skills you want to inherit, have a better spark, etc
>>732529273>9 sparks of front to bring F to A
>>732529418>1(one) day of shitpostingGo take a walk neigha this line of thinking isn't healthy
>>732529580URA is a better spark, but affinity values on a parent are much better in MANT due to the volume of races you participate in.
>>732527191there's Cinderella Gray's portrayal of Tamamo...
>>732529647How so?
I sparked Hishiama and got these cunts At least I finally got my wife
>>732527191>he says while posting taiki eating a burgernigga their bellies get comically fat and the eat literal tons of food every day, they have soft squishy bellies
>>732529647>Seiunlets are all cured>Enter Ballroom SeiunletsI'm starting to think maybe I shouldnt have blown 30K only to get spooked by Anime McQueen
I blame aussies for everything, moot should've banned those faggots years ago
>>732529769Bro I want princess bro I love her as late.
>>732529695Ah, that makes sense.
>>732529273>a taiki with 2* dirt + groundwork.thats hitting a 25% to land on dirt, then like a 70% to land on atleast 2* dirt and another 10% to land groundwork, not saying it's impossible it's just going to take a lot of time
>>732529773what the fuck is he doing
Tried to make a sprint Fine, how'd I do?
>>732529772i don't care. muscles turn me on.
Holy shit fuck you and explode I would've KILLED to get Agnes Digital in my spooks, instead I only got trash alts and dupes
>>732526256I liked Bakushin since North Flight was released in JP. I couldn't care less about what others think. For me she is always the strongest sprinter in history.
>>732529695You can still run tons of G1s in URA parent runs. The only difference with MANT is you might be able to squeeze an extra 1 or 2 G1s in if you previously had career goals that conflicted with them.That hardly seems worth it when you spend much longer in each run and still get 1* guts at the end.
>>732529763Great unique Great skillsCan actually get Taking the Lead from Bourbon's cards.She's still seeing uses in modern JP.
>>732529837Nice skills but that power seems too low. Needs testing to see if she works or nor
>>732529558She does have Concentration for free but I'm not sure if that's gonna make up for no Taking the Lead. She seems like a worse but easier to build Summer Maru though. And Maru isn't even that good right now either
So let me explain to you /v/matards why your shitty threads get constantly deleted. Here's the state of this very thread you're constantly saving from coomers, jannies, boogie man or boogie men26 posts about the gameplay (with a suggestion to make a room to actually play the game proudly ignored by all but one poster)4 posts about the game-related third-party website not workingAround 5 posts of fanart\waifutalkOut of 110 total posts in this very thread.The rest staggering 75 posts, around 70% of the thread is you faggots crying, whining, flinging shit, yelling NIGGER NIGGER KILL THE ARTIST THIS THREAD IS FUCKED WE'RE DOOOOOMED IT'S ALL SHITPOSTERS FAULT IT'S THE COOMER FAULT LE COOMER LE ZOOMER, constant worthless state of the thread metafagging which brings no discussion to the table, is worth nothing, serves zero purpose and you do it every single fucking thread. No wonder janny doesn't want this cesspool of faggotry around, at least another gacha thread talk about the girls in the game, all you faggots do is complain about each other with unbelievable homoeroticism. It's a shitty waifubait gacha thread on Indonesian clam shell decorating forum and you take it as serious as you should've taken your poor mom's funeral, god bless her soul for taking care of such an abomination for who knows how many years. You're a bunch of whiny crybaby numale trash, comparing yourself to other gacha players as if you're superior, but in the essence you're exactly the same, hell, you're gayer than /trash/ erp posters with how strong your parasocial relationship to this worthless thread is. Imagine being this garbage and thinking poor janny has to let this stain of a thread continue existing. For once in my life I pity xer.
>>732529647Too bad she looks like fucking SHIT
>>732529418so this is what people meant by terminally online
>>732529837See how she does in testing. Is 14300 also high for you? Because if it is, this might be amazing for you.
tldr hidden and ignored
>>732529818NTA but I needed Princess badly. So I sparked gigabanner twice. I saved enough just in case I was gonna do that. Couldn't get her the first time, wasnt gonna pass the chance. I got someone else I'm gonna swipe on later then I'll be set for a while.
>>732529837power is way too low, you want at least 900
mucho texto
>>732529912
>>732529887There will be a change to affinity at some point where G2 and G3 races will count, but G1s will lose some of their bonus points which means hitting even more races is more important
you talking to me?
>So let me explain to you /v/ma->skip>skipThanks for the carats!
>>732529890Only in Long? And she's still hard as fuck to build like all other fronts without innate GW
Uh oh gigameltie
>>732529895>>732529952Noted. And yea, that's my highest score in Unity so far.
>>732530003>but G1s will lose some of their bonus points which means hitting even more races is more importantTHAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
>conveniently ignoring the last thread for the sake of your argument
>>732530009I already forgot the name of our mob queen
>>732530003You have it backwards. G2 and G3 already count for 1 point each, but the rework gets rid of that and bumps G1 races to 3 points each.
>>732530010NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE STORY TO FULLY UNDERSTAND OUR SCHIZO'S MOTIVATIONS AND BACKSTORYAAAIIIEEEE YOU ARE MISSING OUT
>>732530003It's the reverse. In the current state of the game all races count for affinities.After the update, only G1 counts, but the bonus is increased from +1 to +3. Also some innate affinity changes like Kingu that gets additional bonus with Urara due to her being Urara's friend.
>>732530080ribbon ponsettiait was immortalized by a drawfag and the stakes guy...
>>732525312You can still clear it with 300-400 stam...If the turf is good at minimum. Any lower and the chance of failing it is higher than expected And it always happened on great run.
>>732530027She's also good in Mid, though not as good once Kita Blanco come out.
>>732530003Stop gaslighting, dumbass. This is the second time you've said this. You can currently get 1 point from winning g2s and g3s, but you'll be able to get 3 points per G1 after the update.
>>732529887Sure, but you're more likely to get better blues since you'll have higher stats in MANT, whereas speed is the only thing likely to hit >1100 in URA if you're spamming races the whole career.>>732530003>There will be a change to affinity at some point where G2 and G3 races will count, but G1s will lose some of their bonus pointsIt's the other way around. G2s and G3s count RIGHT NOW, and all graded races are worth the same +1 to affinity. The update changes it so that only G1s count, but instead they're +3.
It's okay, just don't complain next time your garbage thread gets deleted.
How does this work? is it worth it? Can you give it to an uma that already finished career or do you have to buy it during the career?
>>732530120but Nice Nature is already Poinsettia Ribbon
>>732530180You can clear this event without doing a single career run.
>>732530164
>>732530180All it does is give the girl who has it more stats during the carnival races + higher chance for Great Mood. It doesn't give you more points so you have to spam carrot jelly regardless if you want to clear out the store.
>>732530180Zero worth outside of using the Uma for Carnival races. It procs during goddess statue events.
>>732530247What's her name again?
I have 41k carats, can I get 1 spark for the ballroom banner if I roll on Dia?
>>732530180Only works on Carnival races so don't worry too much
>>732530180Don't bother and just use your jellies. This event is horribly designed.
>>732530287Bamboo something
>>732530132ASTER RULES!
>>732530287Bamboo Muteki
