Now: Pokemon X/YNext: Colin McRae: DiRTLater: Princess Peach: Showtime!>Stream 2??Dead until Monday!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732507010
>>732523748If anyone is taking draw requests: https://litter.catbox.moe/a6ojn3.png
>>732523870It's winter, you... you...DOUBLE MIGGER
Looking forward to MK Wii
yeah im waiting for dirt 1
>>732523870This better not be the scuba diver freak
>>732523914Winter sucks I have winters blahs.It's also hot af in Australia.
>>732523870>Fetish miningI respect the hustle anon
>>732523748I have migged.
P S TRIPLE BABY
Should I unlock Plum at least?
>>732523843>it's the same runYeah, I know. Single character challenge is a tough one, can't make him sit through this in one go. I hope they give him a few good sidekicks, otherwise this will be a hard watch.>he was starting to lose it and say the n wordkek
If Plum's butt could talk, what would it say?
Miggly.
>>732524154heres comes poop
>snowing outside in an area that predominantly never snows>esacomfy
>>732523950love me hypnoshark
It's almost Princess Peach Showtime!
>>732524275I kinda want to play it, because the director made one of the best games of all time. I've heard it has its moments.
What's the february 2026 method for blocking twitch ads?
>>732524509Watching on Youtube or Twitchadsolutions
>>732524509TTV LOL Pro works on my machine. Or use the Youtube stream.
Migged
>>732524509watch on youtube
>>732524509ttvlolpro has worked for years without issue. Just do it.
>>732524445Goemon 64?
>>732524445Wario Land Shake It?
Why did it have to be gen 6? Man I hate gen 6.
IM A HEADBANGA
Heliolisk is the coolest mon they added this gen. Love that little guy
>>732524824No you aren't
Pokemon killed us...again...
>gen 6 speedruns are permabricked by gamefreak because of the gifted poocariogod bless excadrill in gen 5
>"$5 donation from Mig"MIGGIN'
I'm trying to chew too much with this first Plum pic. Sorry fellas I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
>>732525283night night, drawbro
>>732525283Plum's chewy thighs...
>>732525283We'll be here.
>>732525283Chewin the juicy plums
best E4 theme song
>>732523748https://esamarathon.com/schedule/>no yisk
>>732526149you cheeky bastard
I've been following speedruns with https://oengus.io/, I swear it was counting down to ESA going live but I almost forgot about it and now it just isn't listed there as being live? Anyone know what the deal with that is
>4 hour pokemon run on day 1How fucking dead is ESA really
this accent bro
>>732526517It’s just Isvaffel
Pokemon speedru---- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I wish I had an accent where I just naturally rolled every r
Did he say "Show your feet"?
we made it
>>732526352You should also use horaro.net because organizers have always been split between the two (and also just posting the schedule on twitter/their own website)The ESA Winter page on Oengus is still there if you go to the full calendar, but I assume what happened is they never finalized the schedule so the website thinks it didn't happen in the end so it doesn't say it's live.
>>732526945C
>>732526945I was gonna give it a B- because Lucario is lame, but the strat being killing it at the end makes it a B
>>732526945I'mjust glad it's overC
>>732526945Abstain because I don't watch menuing bullshit. I'm sick of these kinds of runs.
>>732526945F
>>732526945D
>>732526945R
>>732526945K for Kill Me
>>732526945D-
>>732526945C. Would have been better on Steam 2. Why wasn't it there?
>>732526945Z
>>732526945B
Someone needs to tell him he's just speaking English wrong instead of writing it off as an accent.
>>732526945C omfy
>>732526945C. Wasn't really bad it's just Pokemon
Just been playing this in the background.
>>732527153Stream 2 exists for filler runs, not overnight runs. Otherwise Stream 2 would be 24 hours again too. When everyone wants to go to sleep at a regular hour (for euros) they just put longer runs they don't expect to generate as much traffic/donos on the main stream and do that
>>732526945C. Would have put it lower but after being subjected to the Emerald run at AGDQ, I have to give it credit for being watchable in comparison.
>>732527374game has the most bizarre difficulty curve where 99% of it is literal piss baby difficulty then it ramps it to FUCK YOU during wario's castle. Good thing by then you'll have acquired a billion lives to throw away
>11 more hours until spyroHow the fuck do they expect us to hold out that long...
>>732527337
Damn all these seem like good games to run but I gotta sleep at some point
>>732527549Yeah I don't think I ever beat Wario as a kid, but the rest of the game was easy.
>>732527549I actually just got to wario's castleBut yeah the bosses up to this point don't even make sense. You just jump on their head, hover over them and hit them two more times automatically. I never even get to see what they're supposed to do.
>>732527549I don't know how I beat it as a kid, in a one run no less as it was a pirate copy where you couldn't save.
linus
>die hardmemba old GDQ?
>>732527401They slam the long runs there too, during prime time. But I forgot this was euro sleepytime hours, so it makes sense for longer runs here too.
>not even half way through the first day>already an hour behind scheduleHow?
i thought apollo passed away??
>>732527832CUM IN PLUSH
>>732524445It's decent and cute.Gameplay covers a lot of genres so it stays varied, but it is quite basic in how it plays. It you can get it on a sale it's worth it.
sick rocky horror picture show cosplay
>SWEDEN
>>732527849They went into extra yapping mode immediately after Donkey Kong, then there was tech issues for Sly Cooper for what felt like half an hour.
Is this nigga wearing eye shadow?
>french>racing gameWhy is this duo so iconic?
dude in a silk dress
Tourist hereHows the event been so far?
plum loves rally games
she cute
>2:25:00man what
>>732523748>>732522502delivering plumshame I didin't made it in timehave fun boyos
>>732527926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsMffMxeYLE
>>732527962Its been alright. Event doesn't really start until stream 2 kino on monday
>>732528026Cute Plum and bird.
>LOUDwelp there goes the comfy!!
>>732528026peam
>>732528026>First plum of the eventVery nice anon.
D!Rt kinooooooooThis was my first full-game racing gameI'm going to ENJOY this run
I've already got a headache
well, glad to see an actual trickI was expecting this to just be a lets play
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON THE RIGHT!?
>>732528026She's seen better days...Actually, no, she hasn't.
>>732528173Someone from gdq got lost
>>732527926>>732527950He's glam
>>732528221how fucking high is it?It won't stop fidgeting
cool menu in the game
>>732528026Cuuuute but also sad..
>>732528221Is this a tranny? Or is it just 'male' European fashion?
>>732528026this makes me wonder: what if you and your pokemon work some kind of trade, but someone challenges you to a battle? do you have to battle?
>>732528173Vince from The Mighty Boosh
>>732528026Was this a subtle way of you asking for ideas?>>732519863
holy fucking high pitched EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>732528410he's glamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjntQuUszj0
>>732528026>no visible pantsu
>>732528026she can always sell her body to me, if you catch my drift
Samir.... you're breaking the car
>>732528464Technically no.But you can turn a challenge into a robbery real quick. Little difference, really.
Man the pissfilter in this game is pretty strong
>>732528687>There is a concept of non-consesual pokemon battles
>>732528756a mugging is a non-consensual fight if you think about it
>>732528553haha I did not post thatbut I made the drawing a couple of years agoI enjoy making free drawings now and then if the idea is good enough, sure
>>732528743Game's called Dirt and the air is full of it.
how are the threads? Is the crazy janny going down bad?i wish i had more time to shitpost with you guys>>732528026such a nice plum. Did murkrow evolve from her hat?
>>732528756>Our eyes met! I invoke trial by combat!>You have the right. I invoke the right to a trial of six.
>>732528812Possible interest?>>732523870Early start for the summer edition?
>>732528810I mean kinda, but I would have taken it further.>Pokemon trainer who keeps their pokemon out of their ball all the time>Pokemon hates it too>Punks comes around and forces them to fight>They try to run, but the pokemon gets weakened and can't run anymore>Trainer keeps trying to find the ball for their pokemon but can't find it>punks keep attacking the weakened pokemon until it dies>trainer has no way to protect the pokemon and just watches them die as punishment for not keeping their pokemon in their ballThis would 100% be a plotline in the manga.
>>732528871He stole it as a prank, but plum is so low energy nowadays that she didn't even try to get it back.
anyone else hear french music?
>All of these 3-4 hour runs>Without Stream 2Not the best way to start, eh?
>>732528812>Pray Plum of Die, sank yu.
>>732529487Day 1 and 2 almost always are super low-energy and weak until the steam picks up. (aside the infamous cyberpunk run some years ago at night hours on like first night or was it second)
>>732529487Anon it's the little hours in Sweden
>>732529564
>>732529487Feels like they plan the first couple days to shake out the technical stuff before getting to more high-paced action
>>732528026Cute draw more, Im going to assume black panties shes got on yup.
>>732529487>ESA: WE HATE YOU! STOP WATCHING! STOP WATCHING! STOP WATCHING!>Anon: I maybe should keep watching
>>732523870You could at least try to make it a bit more vidya related, I mean sure Plum is vidya but like, underwater and swimming gear makes me think of Lara Croft and her sexy wetsuits and stuff.Though I'm not sure how to make Plum Lara Croft themed with underwater other than give her braids.
>>732523748Kill yourself faggot tranny.
We still on pokeslop?
>>732523748>Skipped the annual pokeyawn runfeels good man
>>732529906skip the rest of your life you insufferable faggot
>>732529767Damn this is quite the get up.
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How is this dude talking without opening his mouth
how was bananza?
>>732530108all trannies can speak to each other telepathically
>>732529767She can shoot sharks.Removing the Croft elements, maybes shes just on vacation. Or finding something for a potion she needs. Or...playing the underwater level of a video game while also underwater. Very meta.
This high-pitched whining noise is NOT fucking comfy
Can he ever be forgiven for what he did?
>>732529998Based engine drowning out the French.
>>732529992>>732530170Yeah I'm just really fond of TR2 Lara underwater look
>>732528893kino
>Less than 1000 viewersI wonder if the ad money from the 24/7 streams is worth it?
>>732530167Wait shit why did I hear this post in my head?
>>732530156Underestimate - ~1:12:30 vs. 1:20:00The panel was okay - a little too quiet/awkward. B-tier run.
>>732530187what did he do
just tuned in, is that his tranny gf on the right giving him support? if so that's kinda cute
>>732530156Average
>>732530251I dunno if you're the artist, but Im fine with her brandishing a weapon and playing as Croft. Taking down some enemies or scavenging.
how's the marathon so far? been watching olympics but i'll probably get bored of that by tuesday and swap to esa
>>732529998>it's the game audioWhat the fuck, I thought it was microphone picking up something
>>732530835Straight cut gears.
>200 posts in 2 hourswow this shit is DEAD
where are the pronouns? how am I supposed to know what to call these people?
>2 chokes in a row
>>732529962Aww, poor tranny having a melty because they don't have pronouns displayed?
>>732531267>suddenly tranniesDoesn't Reddit have a speedrunning general you can post in or something?
what i missed since the event startedalso super glad these events started stream in YTtired of twitch's ads even when i have them blocked it's not always 100% until i refresh a gorillion times
>>732531085Thank God.
>>732531085It's okay, Edenal and Planks saved ESA by stepping up!This is THE year for ESA!
>>732531085Turns out /v/ does watch GDQ for the trannies and not the games
>>732531325>N-no you're the reddit tranny!Take a deep breath and do your kegels, xir
>1.6k in 10 hoursWinter 2024 had 7.2k after 10 hours kek Probably becaue they didn't have a 4 hour Pokemon run on the first day
>>732531085Yeah, it's comfy.Frankly if I have to choose between this and listening to TRANS RIGHTS every 10 seconds. I'm choosing this.GDQ did severe harm to the speedrunning scene.
ESA's production has a depressing vibeIt looks like they're the only two people at the venue
So, /v/, tell me something, I won't tell, I swear.Would you?
>>732531409>also super glad these events started stream in YT...I'm retarded and only noticed the Twitch link in OP so I've been watching there>Blocking midroll adsevery ten minutes it's insane
>>732531785>Turns out /v/ does watch GDQ for the trannies and not the gamesI watch for both
>>732531989GDQ also made an event to steal viewers.
>missed the xy runfuck it im still gonna post itFlirting with Serena!Inviting Serena out for dinner!Getting to know Serena!Participating in a Pokémon Battle with Serena!Walking home with Serena!Lending Serena my coat to keep her warm!Holding hands with Serena!Kissing Serena on the cheek!Serena kissing me back on the mouth!Entering an intense makeout session with Serena!Grabbing Serena's ass while we're kissing!Asking Serena for consent to continue!Sliding my hand under Serena's pantsu!Fingering Serena's pussy!Feeling Serena's pussy-juices squirt onto my hand as her insides spasm!Teasing Serena's clit with my tongue!Serena telling me to lie down on her bed!Serena teasing my cock with her lips and tongue!Serena sucking my dick!Forcing Serena's head all the way down my shaft while I cum!Serena willingly swallowing my cum!Serena undressing herself in front of me!Playing with Serena's medium-large breasts!Licking Serena's armpits!Thrusting my cock in-between Serena's thighs!Sliding my cock inside Serena!Passionately fucking Serena in her pussy followed by her asshole!Fucking Serena relentlessly until her pussy-walls start spazzing out!Cumming inside of Serena multiple times!Looking at Serena nearly passed out on her bed after intense sex!Tucking Serena into her own bed!Entering Serena's bed with her after all is said and done!Kissing Serena on the cheek again before hugging her and falling asleep!I love Serena!
>>732532134It's like 4:2x in the morning in Sweden. I think they start at more or less the same time as gdq to try to grab the US audience but that means they have a weird local starting time of 6:00 pm.
>>732532308>not eating Serena's vomitYou don't love nor deserve, Serena.
>>732532218They always do that though.
>>732532218lmfao. The jim crow event actually went through? Holy shit the optics for that are so bad.
>>732532584oh boy
>>732532584All because Coolmatty decided to sperg out at another speedrun event for being too white.
>>732532584how is this different from unapologetically black and fast?
>>732532432And, from my personal experience attending ESA, for a lot of people it's more an excuse to get together and do stuff. I imagine most folks are asleep at this hour, yeah, but even during the day when the seats seem empty people are probably having fun elsewhere.If you attend, you basically watch the marathon for a few runs you're actually interested in, before dipping back out to the board game room or whatever.
>>732532774It's just a rebrand
this could have been another pokemon run
this could have been another spyro run
>>732532584Well, February is supposed to be the black history month or something, so there's that. Does it lessen the idea that they're doing it to steal views from ESA? Nah.
i just got back. how's the manly men status?
I thought Sweden was way colder than this
huge dumps?
>>732533210malmo is next to the seacoastal cities tent to not have overtly variable or extreme weather temperatures
>>732533173manly you say?
>almost sent my wife a picture of kixyHehehh sheeeeeeeeit
>>732533513living on the edge, i see
>>732533210not so cold in malmö no, its -20C where I live
>>732533513post it here instead
>>732533210to be fair i live pretty far north
>schpeedrun>sounds like "spät"run>which translates to laterunwas that an accident or are they funny like that?
>>732533210It doesn't get that cold in the southern-most parts of Sweden. You'd have to travel way, way up north, and even then the tempatures right now are pretty peachy. It was hitting some -30c tempatures in some parts a few weeks ago.
It’s you… I suppose you’re going to rape me, now? Fine… let’s get this over with.
>this is my favorite stage>crashes right away
holy shit this high pitched whine makes this run unwatchable
>hour 2 of dirt
>>732523748
why is he french
>>732534467It could be worse, he could be quebecois
>empty room>middle of the night>high pitched whine>emotional support tranny>2 hoursI'm not going to make it another 20 minutes to give this the F it deserves
>>732530835That's just what racing cars sound like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-wu7Ossbo&t=23s
>>732534467Racing games are pretty popular with french, I find.
it's overrate DiRT
>>732534142This is what bothers me with these runs. I'd expect you had to be drilling this shit.
>>732534720D iRT
>>732534720B
>>732534720c but also zzzz
>>732534720F in the purest sense of no one should waste their time watching this
>>732534720S
>>732534720Cit was ok but not enough to watch it
>>732534720CLove Dirt rally but its not a great speedrun
>come back>linus tech tips
>>732534720Dirty Dicks
>>732534720D for boring ass shit
>>732534538no man, that high pitched whine is not that
>>732534720B for boring, the runner is pretty cool and I enjoyed his GT2 run a few years back
>still hear an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in my ears
>>732534720D
>>732523748>718 viewers>dead chatWhy is ESA so much less popular than GDQ? It's literally the same experience and type of event and it's not like GDQ is well advertised or anything
>>732534720D>>732534824Listen behind the turbo whine, it's there.
>>732534910280k followers vs 2.1M followers. I think most people who are aware of GDQ are not aware of ESA.
>>732534910Because GDQ bots viewers and launders money. Not even a meme.GDQ hits 50k viewers during their major events, and then all their hotfix shit barely gets a few thousand.The view numbers don't add up. Every other marathon event will never get close to those numbers and most of them hit numbers that are around the same.GDQ lies.
oh nonot like this
Heh.
oh boy im outjeeeeeeeeeeesus
back to black
>AmericanPottery
>americanof course
yup bed time
This is a bit isn't it
>>732534910More people are currently watching a vtuber on GDQ trying to get money for a pro-black anti-white "charity".
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>732535095This is a black thing isn't it?
Gonna go ahead and rate it a ZZZ.
I thought he was just doing it as a joke lol.
>>732535157should
would it hurt for you chuds to be nice for once
>usaevery time
>threatens esa staff to implement a pronouns object into name plate
That girl has such a powerful jaw
>>732535182I just muted the stream instead of closing it, what more do you want.
>>732535173Maybe he is committed to the bit
glad to see some american representation at this event
They can't even clear the very first semi technical challenge...
>First murican runner>Troon
>>732535260You guys can keep... It.
>>732535097Oh come on, not all of our (American) speedrunners are transsexuals,. It's like 90% at most.
>1.6k donatedgrim
>Only she/her of the event so far is American
this man is chokinghelp him esafags
>>732535260In traditional dress and everything
I'm sorry Colin McRae. You can come back.
>hahaha he's dressed as the princess as a jo-
>>732535351Thank god "race forward" got $32k instead over at GDQ!
>two and a half hours of thisWhat happened to speedruns actually being speedruns?
>>732535383I thought this for a second but then I realized he kept doing the voice
Just need to make it till Super Mario World... just need to make it till Super Mario World...
>>732535397I don't know the game, but it's probably a mix of>unskippable cutscenes because of nintendo>just a bunch of levels and you need to complete most of them
All right I beat six golden coins and that wario fuckerwhat's next
>another boring 2+ hour runThank you Edenal and Planks! This is the real return to form for ESA!
>Immediate thread activity spike
>he's so bad the game let him skipWhy not just spam death? It's any%.
>>732535397retard. speedrun is relative based on the game's normal length. the ff9 run is 12 hours long
>>732535489>Immediate thread activity spikeI was mesmerized by the speed of the last run desu. Started to fall asleep even.
>American>it's one of themFuck this, I'm going to bed
>>732535182The well is already poisoned
>european speedster assembly>look inside
>gdq tranny comes from america to ESA
>>732535157OhMyGod
i played this game with the mod that gives peach giant tits and it was still too boring to finish
ESAsissies, we got too cocky
>>732535731literally
>$55 between pokemon and this run so far
>GDQ's Back to Black 2026 has triple the viewers that ESA has>barely anyone posted in the singular GDQ back to black thread I madehow is this possible?
W-what is even going on?
soooo confirmed peach's #1 helper is a luma?
>>732535772Bots.
>>732535489So this is the secret sauce of GDQ...
>bail on the prince peach run>check my following list on twitch for something to watch before bed>see a channel i don't remember following>click>mfw i realise it's someone i've been following for 7 years>they trooned outI cannot escape>>732535765Mizzow will save us, trust the plan
>>732535887siglemic?
>>732535817
>>732535948i wish
>>732535876Holy shit... You might be on to something. Chud bros...
This run is 2 and a half hours...
I was enjoying my first time playthrough of Final Fantasy V via the Pixel Remaster, remembered that it's ESA time... What happened
>>732536040Stop complaining you fucking chud
>>732536040only 2 and a half hours?
>>732536065>nothingburger bananza run>sly took twice as long because of issues>POGEYMANS>the most milkytoast dirt run>gdq trans-plantEdenal really stepped up.
>>732535887what the fuck is it with autistic shut in speedrunners and just falling hard left to troonery? And why is it coddled?>>732535948no that was cosmo. got beat like a dog by John FUCKING Numbers so hard he switched.Anyways videogames. I'm really looking forward to the CTR trifecta
>>732536040Sake sike nigga. Even ignoring the tranny shit, this game looks retardedly easy and really boring.
>>732535887jcog?
Can’t wait for big jon’s run
bruh...
>Killing yourself to skip the gameJust when I thought speedrunning games couldn't get worse.
>fail>still win....... Please pull the plug.
>>732536265Women Can do Anything
>>732536264Nintendo knows their audience
>>732536118Ugh. Bananza is a fun/great game but I hate its speedruns. 4 hour Pogehman run first day, and it was XY? Eh.
>EST: 02:30:00
oh my fucking god look at how slow this chat is.nonexistent.
>>732536151It is, that's the problem.It's a japanese game made for women. So they made it retardedly easy because they know women are retarded and can't info video games.
Skipping a boss with intentional suicide was a bridge too far for me. This game is gay and this run is F tier. good night and you yurosissies can keep this fag.
Yeah, I'll leave for now and hope the SMW run will be decent
>>732535140yeah only blacks are allowed to watch, sorry.
>>732536469How can they be so cruelhouse?
>>732536217JM, old DS3 YouTuber from that game's very tight-knit PvP communityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqMNkB9vsSI
I stopped watching any marathon since 2024. This is the first one in years I'll watch again.I forgot why I was burnt out to the point of quitting watching all of them, but I hope this one lifts my spirits.
So this is what happened to Drake Bell after all those allegations of being raped came out...
>>732536517shame you missed gdq last month, it was the worst marathon in history
>>732536517You might want to come back in 2 hours
>>732534720I'm doin' him a C
>>732536517>This is the first one in yearsYou missed the literal worst run i've ever seen at GDQ and possibly ever just a few weeks ago.
>open stream and immediately see an American troon
>>732536359The twitch mods are really trigger happy and ban you for the tiniest thing here as well
>>732536359It's 6am anon
>>732536668>>732537054I'm not sure if that's good or bad. Gimme a QRD.>>732536761Yeah, this one's a pretty slow and somewhat boring run. I'm not even that bothered by the dude in a dress, I've been almost desensitized to it after all these years, but the game doesn't seem interesting at all.
>>732536359Having the stream on 24/7 doing reruns was a mistake. I bet most people don't even know that there's an event going on.
>>732537626I mean it's still the same old corporate sanitized GDQ but every iteration they bump the LGBT activism a little more. Runs get interrupted with someone shouting TRANS RIGHTS every 2 minutes, the runs themselves aren't even a priority anymore so it's common to see someone fuck up or go over estimate.
are there at least good lewd mods for this game
>>732537817Anon, you play as AGPeach, it's already hot enough.
>>732537853Anon some of us dont have AGpeach
>>732537626i literally said it was the worst gdq ever, how quicker do you need it champ?
>>732537873Just be on discord more.
>>732537931I'm already on discord almost daily, I dont think thats how it work. I dont want it anyway
>>732537880Well, fire alarm was pretty good
TROOOON ON THE STREAM!
>>732538016TRANS RIGHTS
>>732537626>Gimme a QRDIt wasn't even a troon trainwreck either surprisingly. Even the super sanitised speedrun reddit hated it to give you an idea of how bad it was.>Finale>Staff nepo run>Pokemon rom hack>Actual cheating>WAAAAYYYYY over>Begging constantly>Incentive didn't matter anyway as he kept swapping from the shit ones Only based part was someone pulling the fire alarm twice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV-3XJy2WI
1 more hour of this
I'm going to sleep, rate this an F for me.
>>732536321What's the matter? You enjoy video games played fastly right?
>>732537880Fuck you.>>732537781>>732538098I'm glad I stopped watching GDQ altogether, but it sometimes makes me sad to remember how bad the quality declined for it.
>>732537980
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING
>>732538545>migged
>>732537781>>732537781>the runs themselves aren't even a priority anymoreThank you Spike!
>>732535964Caveman is streaming Evil Zone RIGHT NOWhttps://www.twitch.tv/cavemanps1god
nn frens itt new baker needed for 9 hours
>>732538672nice
>>732538698Just letting you know I am the same anon who got you guys this exceedingly rare plum (although someone else fixed the lighting on it)YOU'RE WELCOME
>>732523870kill yourself
what the fuck is this
this is just like the suicide crash run
>>732538938What's so rare about it?
wtf
>>732539448It was on an ESA staff badge only
holy dead thread
This is just a play through>>732539775Its 7am, dead hours in Swedenstain
Current run is nearly finished for those of you lurking but don't like Peach for some reason.
Anyone played that game?How is it?
>>732538629>I'm sad my friends and all their effort to put on this event are being shat on by a large majority of the demographic we try to pander to>We are trying our best!>Uhhhhh if you don't like what we do, don't say anything at all to spare our feelings, and also, the thing we used to do? We don't do that anymore, so you have no right to complain anyways.You can tell these people with """science""" how they are fucking up, and they will just move goal posts that the pushback isn't their fault. Nor are their dogshit decisions. Everything should just work out.
>>732539853It's not a good speed game imo.If a majority of the mechanics are just inting like a retard until the game jurno system kicks in and gives you a free win, it's just not a good speed game.Game is cute, but... that's all it got going for it, and if the couch was funny instead of (((american))) there might have been something to watch.
This is a terribly dull, unimpressive run. And still they seem to fuck up left and right.
>>732539853we're not allowed to post pics like that in esa threads
>speedrunners never knowing the lore of the games they runI'll never understand this shit. Unless it's some obtuse shit like kingdom hearts, how do you not know the game inside and out?
>>732540183I think it's even more weird when they don't have any clue how to beat the games normally. I've seen it a decent amount with OOT and MM.
>>732523748Gib me the run down on this thread as a lurker.Who is Plum, some ESA mascot? I'm not finding much on Google. Is she a 4chan /v/ creation?
>>732540337Also why is she witch? Explain
>>732538938You snunk a photo but had to fix the lighting?
how's the estimate looking
There's no genre more raped than speedrunning in the last 15 years.
>>732540337>>732540367some indie garbage game made a really good MV about one of its characters and paid ESA to play it in their streamsthe charming character's MV instantly became a hit between a certain kind of people who happen to populate these threads: pedos
do females actually play these kind of games unironically lol
RATE THE RUN!
For me? It's hoplegshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvObUqjF6I
>>732540523T
>>732540523Dit was boring
>>732540523D idn't watch
>>732540523A
>>732540523F for Failure. Which is what he did to beat the game.
>>732540523Zzz...
>open esa>burger streamer>its one of those
>>732540523C
I'M BACK MUTHER FUCKERS! GDQ got it last timeESA SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY ARTISTIC WRATH! For they hath dared to offend me with more trans troon faggotry.I am an artistic terrorist committing dire acts of ARTISTIC TERROR! SO FUCK YOU! If you are offended FUCK YOU!if you don't find it funny FUCK YOU!if you don't find the art to be good FUCK YOU!if you hate me FUCK YOU!If you enjoy this.... FUCK YOU... gently... meeeeeoow! =3I FEEL THE HATRED FLOWING FROM MY ARTISTIC PENIS AND UP MY SPINE INTO MY STYLUS INDEED DO I DRAW WITH THIS PURE HATRED!SO FUCK YOU!
>>732540523F
Do they not have a crowd cam anymore or any funny intermission (ads) videos anymore?
>>732540523ZZZcomplete dogshit and probably killed half the viewership going forward
>>732540523I'm doin' him a D
>>732540615I kneel
>>732540240I feel like it should be mandatory to do one casual playthrough before speedrunning it. Holy shit.>>732540503I don't know, I'm trying to figure that out. Nintendo needs to stop hiring misogynists for female lead games. They think women are the most retarded creatures on this earth and half ass these games in every direction besides making them cute and things cute in relation.Same with the Zelda game that just came out, it was boring dogshit compared to like every game where link in the MC.>>732540523K (whatever it is that gives negative votes)
>>732540615holy...
>>732540337>>732540367An indie game made a really good music video ad about their game and paid ESA to run it. They didn't specify enough that the game was called Chenso Club, so nobody had any idea what it was called, but it was catchy enough and played often that Plum became popular with the viewers and an unofficial mascot. I've heard rumors Edenal hates it, which is why he tried to push Goosebert, but nobody cares about Goosebert.
>>732540337Other anon gave you the rundown basically but the game she's from is called Chenso Club
oh nice I didn't miss much
>>732540693>>732540698FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>732540615nice
>>732540615SOVL
IT'S TIME
>>732540615lol
>>732540615Is this a false flag so the jannitroon can ban the entire thread's population again?
Why did they remove the crowd cam?
whoa an actual skill game
>>732540698Game?
love me some classic mario
>No yellow switch palaceThis game fucking sucks
Host sounds like he does NOT want to be there
>>732541001YUMPLESS
very boring commentary
>>732540863
>>732540473>>732540693>>732540698Thank you. How many years ago was this? Link to the music video?Is the game actually good?
>get cape>fly over everythingplay a fucking randomizer
>>732541539>mentions no cape during the run>category existsSo why aren't they running no cape?
Do they give each runner a melatonin shot before each game or something
>>732540946This artist has such a wonderful style, I've been a fan of them forever. No one draws bodies quite like him, and he draws many types of them. Also like his coloring. I don't think they'll ever draw a drawing for moi, despite our interests co-mingling by about 50%.
>>732541439No idea about the gamehere's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxs
>>732541634>>732541389>GDQ trannies seething because it's not faux fake unfunny bullshit 24/7Yeah we are here for the speedruns, not shittily acted jokes. They are speedrunners not comedians.
hop on chenso
>>732541686you're retarded, might as well just watch a youtube video of the gameplay dumbass
nice movement there
>>732523748Ah fucking shit. What'd I miss since this shit went online? I didn't know this was started until I just saw "Black in a Flash" was online for GDQ
>>732541915princess peach showtime
>>732541807No, I just have my expectations set straight. Speedrunners are not charismatic people, they autistically play a single game on repeat to attempt perfection.Expecting autists to be personable is retarded. Go on twitch and watch someone do a lets play if you want entertainment while the video game is being played. That's all you want anyways, to watch a lets play.And to be blunt, we already see """entertainment""" in these marathons and it's the most unfunny, shoehorned bullshit alive. They can fuck off back to their unfunny corner of toxic positivity that tells them they are funny and stay there. All I ever see is Amy Schumer level of """comedy""". No one needs to be subjected to that slop.
>>732541915dk odyssey
>_<
>>732541940>Speedrunners are not charismatic peopleyou've just watched too many trannies and don't know a lot of speedrunners
>>732541634are you allergic to some comfy commentingjust rewatch gdq runs if you wanna see introverts acting like extroverts interrupted by homeshopping tier donation reading every 30s
how would you write the cape sound
>>732542031
i dont wanna pay 40 bucks 8 weeks in advance for a plumbut i also dont wanna see plum sold out in 8 weeks
>>732541649This was popular?It's barely animated, it's reusing image assets.I also thought it was real music and not video game midi music.Lyrics and voice acting a barely a pass.Sorry but this is a thumbs down for me.
>>732542191you had to be there
>>732542191It's the repetition that made people warm up to it
>>732542208and by there, you mean Plum's...
>>732542191"popular" with a handful of lolifgs contained to these threads
>>732542061The good ones aren't charismatic.They don't need to be.This is for good players, not for mediocre to below average speed runners who have to bank on having a personality to get anyone to watch their ass so they can be a NEET and grind.
>>732542191That's nice, no one asked what you thought of it. It's a running meme, get with it or don't.Now watch the speedruns and talk about it or fuck off already. You used this thread as your personal AI for long enough.
>>732542315Yeah, get back to mig posting and other epic "running memes" or I'm banning you from my threads
>>732542191No one asked.
>>732542191>he didn't get to cum in plum
>>732542398can't see the attraction
My post is up next. Wish it some luck!
>>732542459Only if you list the people who annoy you and mention trannies. I'm still reeling from that princess peach run.
>samefags to himself
>>732542523Amusingly enough, no.I wanted to see what an anon's kneejerk reaction might be.
>>732542315>>732542398>>732542450Look, I like the character design, I like the fanart its gotta, but lets be real here, that "music video" was mid as fuck.
will they play frame perfect this year?
>>732542398This artist draws loli and yet draws her plumped up as an adult. It's nice but I question it.
Man super mario world runs really are pretty boring.
>>732542751Wrong fuck off
>>732542578It's a catchy song.It also played in between EVERY single run back ten years ago at ESA, so it really got stuck in your head.
>>732542682they also got another song that was only played once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlF5H13fdI
>>732542751Everything is boring when you don't like video games and only watch it for people to yell meme words and cringe.I don't even know what to call the viewer base who literally watch this shit not for the video games, but because of the social interaction. I wanted to say parasocial, but that's wrong.
>>732542770Whoa he's caping across the level again, how impressive
>>732542859prison social perhaps
>>732542751like I said, the runner is boring but let the retards in their bubble enjoy it
YUMP
>>732542957why are you watching if you are boredwho is the retard here
>>732542996who said I'm watching? I'm playing games waiting for it to end
Why is the swede so sweaty? Is being in malmo that scary?
>>732543274It's super hot in Malmo right now. It's shorts weather right now.
>yato betrayed us to be on GDQ's black only marathonwtf bros
>>732543357Compared to where I am (-20c), Malmö is pretty toasty (about 0c).
>>732540615y u no raike dreamcast
RATE THE SUPER MARIO WORLD RUN!
>>732543715S
>>732543715Bit was comfy
>>732543715A, very enjoyable, great commentary, nothing to complain
>>732543715A solid
>>732543715A
>>732543715B+
>>732543715C
>>732543715B for boring
>>732543715B for the Brothers (that you call on the double)
>>732543715B
>>732543715It was Aomfy
>1p2c>doesn't have a hand cam
uhh
shoutouts!
Just woke up, thank god I missed Princess Peach..Jesuss Fucking Christ
this esa feels comfy as fuckshit like this almost makes me want to play these lego games
Is there no crowd at ESA this year?
>>732544298it's somewhat early in euro, no idea when people went to sleep yesterday though
>>732544298>He's right behind me, isn't he?
>>732544004In the context of lego speedruns, it's not as interesting as it might sound. You just tag the second player in and out for specific tricks, which aren't that difficult execution-wise.
>>732544298muslims dont usually attend gayming convos
>>732543715I'm doin' him a B
>>732544626I'm doin' you an SSS, Guy. Feels like I've been seeing these for something like 7 years now, and your rates are always on point.Thanks for being one of the awesome ones, Guy. And thanks for making these dreadful events more enjoyable.
These fucking lego runs should be banned. Literally nobody is having fun watching them.
>>732544789Holy fucking shit lol
>PC speedrun>Just a bunch of OOB clippingremove PC runs from speedrunning
>>732544789does he get to keep it
>>732544803i am go suck a dick fag
>>732544918No the baseball police arrests him. Or the team CEO sends a ninja death squad. One or the other.
I have no fucking idea about speed running. What's a good time to watch this? Whenever i opened the stream the commentators sounded even more bored than the player looked
>>732545184come back in summer
Eurosisters i woke up, apparently i slept during the firs troon run what else did i miss?
>>732545328absolutely nothing
>>732545328You missed your morning kiss UwU *mwah*
>>732545184Depends on what you're looking for. If you want to see good speedrunning, look when there's a classic game with any% being run since they're optimized to hell and back.You could also look at runs of games you like so you know what's going on.If you want loud americans and fake hype, watch GDQ.
>>732545393thx nigga
>>732545328Not much, first day was comfy but nothing to excitinng. Today looks like a better lineup, also Stream 2 starts on Monday.
Why is ESA a week earlier than usual? I'm completely free the week it normally is, I'm gonna miss a lot of ESA this time.
This run is low energy as fuck
>>732545546just but the recording on vcr
>>732545598how about I but u instead
>>732545393>t-thanks, a-anon kun *ugu*>*smooches you back*
>>732545598watching it live and shitposting with you guys is a good part of the fun.
>>732545640we both know we're both fatter and uglier than that
>>732545640D-don't doxx me ! BAKA
scary lego spiders
Enough with the fucking Lego already
this is not a bad run but fuck is it boring
GIVE ME FUCKING STREAM TWO AAAAAAAA
>>732545939And that's why it's a perfect background noise run.
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>>732545640i look like this and say this
>>732546043phoneposting mexican who can't even fill the subject line
>>732546043Do not click.
>>732546043we're not actually going with this one right?
>>732546043nigga
