You there, anon. What is your profession?
>>732547756plater welder
>>732547756Leech
Leech, same as you
I'm a postmansometimes I deliver vidya packages
>>732547756Stop doxxing me
I'm currently getting certified for cloud engineering. Clouds. Clouds. Clouds. Clouds. Clouds.
>>732547756I got fired in May because my supervisor had BPD and my being right all the time and her being wrong all the time threatened her sense of self. That is my profession.
>>732547756Manager at a factory.
>>732547891you could've sued her
I was working IT until the exact thing I kept reading about happened to me. New Indian CIO and suddenly within months 75% of the staff were replaced and outsourced to jeets. Kill all the disgusting jeets.
>>732547891I am almost certain that you are the one at fault. But you are incapable of seeing your own mistakes, so you always excuse them away as being someone else's fault.
>>732548029>t. BPD chick
>>732548029tits or gtfo
>>732548048No. Just a manager, so I deal with people like that all the fucking time.
>>732547756I am a man of leisure. My father was a founder in the now second largest trucking company in Australia.
>>732547756mechanical engineer
Software engineerAs a kid I always thought all of 4chan works in software cause that's where the most outcast autists go
>>732547756Janitor bully, full-time.
>>732547756fulltime shitposter
>>732547972>implying they fired me without providing some marginal bullshit excuse>implying you can sue people for firing you in the state of TexasThe good news is that because I was fired I qualify for unemployment gibs. The bad news is that the TWC wrote me off as getting fired for "misconduct", which was egregiously false, so I've had to spend the last 9 months appealing their lazy, retarded decision.
>>732547756im a pirate
>>732547756professional retard
>>732547756>I'ma a gamer, sir!
>>732547756medfag
>>732547756I install surveillance and telecommunication equipments I also build coastguard drones. no I'm not glowie.
Niggerkiller
>>732547756software developer
>>732547756Software engineer
>>732547756homeless
>>732548029>supervisor was known for "scaring off" other employees under her>they joked about this often>she would openly insult the director >she would openly refuse to do things someone who outranked her would request>was warned by former coworkers that going to HR was pointless when it came to her>a higher up attempted it anyway; the director sided with my supervisor and said that her attitude comes from her "passion" for the job>found out that after i got fired my other coworkers all left because the workload was completely fucked without me thereNormally I'd agree with you, anon. But I was legitimately working at a fucking circus. Idk how the hell they have managed to avoid getting audited. The good news is that my appeal forced me to throw them completely under the bus and reveal the backwards and extremely unsafe methods SHE INSTRUCTED US to use as a way avoid our metrics from getting flagged (which ironically also means that they cannot prove that i did the thing they fired me for without video evidence, which i know for a fact they dont have). I was working for genuine psychos. Turns out they *do* exist.
WFH Software DevIt's pretty much the same as being a NEET except sometimes I have to sit in meetings and do work
>>732548091>just a managersounds like bpd to me
>>732548128>>732548343lol, lmao. codemonkeys
Spartans lost and got rapedTurns out murdering your children, raping boys and having lots of homo buttsex is NOT a winning strategy
My jobs is pretty much exacly what Robert Robertson does in Dispatch, except instead of dispatching and tard wrangling super heroes, i dispatch and tard wrangle blue collar workers
>>732548452Eh I'm sure we could make it work.
>>732547756Lolicon.
>>732547756I am the only one who can fix the printer at work. So I’m basically a god
>>732548405Let me also add a bit of stock to the soup here:>a few months before i was fired i ended up getting sent home for being drunk at work>they didn't fire me then; just let me off with a warning and said it "absolutely could not happen again" I was genuinely grateful to them for letting me stay. What they *actually* fired me for was so fucking miniscule by comparison that I was in genuine disbelief during the meeting where they handed me the paperwork.
>>732547756I have a property near a university.I rent out rooms to college girls for $50/month per tenant I have 140 rooms. capacity for one room is two people.
>>732547756I'm a machinist currently quiet quitting my 15 year career because they keep hiring retarded indians who now outnumber native workers.
>>732547756Doing my unpaid internship, there's only 1 guy who's trying to teach me stuff there bless his soul, everyone else is just trying to waste my time
>>732548684>nigga thinks he's improving his case by saying how he came to work drunk
>>732548716>140 rooms>$50 per monthWhat in the fuck am I reading? Sounds like giant whorehouse. Do me a favor and doxx yourself by giving me details on where you are located. I want to be a tenant.
>>732547863Oh hey I’m a postman too!
>>732548757yep, that's the genuine unpaid intern experience.
>>732548758>happened once months prior>director told me she understood exactly where i was coming from >didn't even get fired for it>agreed to go to AA afterward, which is precisely what i didYou don't think it's a little fishy that they fired me for something that no one would ever get fired for in my line of work? Especially when they had a perfectly good reason to do it after the drunken incident?
>>732548757Teach? You're there to be a free labor slave
>>732548891you're undesirable and they found a reason to get rid of you, nothing else to it.
I do nothing. Forever.
>>732548891I don't give a fuck about your blogpost
>>732547756Network EngineerIt's almost comical how little I do compared to what I make
>>732548807>giant whorehouseit was till I started evicting to tenants who was out past 10PM. there's no visitors past 8PM either.I used to accept boys but the mess they make, their frequent run in with the local ordinace and fraternity and drunken shenanigans is just too much for me to deal with.>$50I'm not in USA that amount is decent amount of money for us.
>>732548931>undesirable>my other coworkers left because me not being there made the workload impossible to keep up withAnd knowing my idiot supervisor she probably said it was *their* fault for not being to keep up, kek. That bitch was on a whole different level of batshit insane. But yeah, you are right. I was undesirable, so they got rid of me. But it's definitely *not* because I was bad at my job.
>>732548891whatever it was, it doesn't matter anymore. sucks to work at a circus, but at least you got a story and some experience out of it.
>>732548894They probably know that I'll fuck up whatever they give me, problem is i literally do nothing and I'm unpaid, i only go occasionally and whenever that one guy tells me to come observe as they work on site
>>732548964
>>732547890Ace?
Joined dem programs for the niggers and ended up at the map factory. "Wanna work there?", "sure i guess". I hate geography and i'm bad at my job. Been making maps for 10 years now.
>>732549152Why would liking geography matter? You just have to hand the machine the big paper
>>732549090Sieg, go back to >>>/diy/
>>732548452Spartans won and threw that spear and won with 300 men only dumb ass.
>>732547756I'm a freight train inspector in training.
I work in Home Security. It's my parents place, but I just stay there and look after it. Lots of downtime.
>>732547756sysadmin
>>732549186Geography is integral to the production chain of maps, at one point or another Geography in interacted with. >papermaps in 2026>555-come-on-now
>>732547756I straighten bananas with my asshole
>>732549216Have literally never browsed that board even once. >>732549092Yeah, I agree. It was definitely an eye-opening experience, let me tell ya.
Fertility inspector.
>>732549301>mfw i applied for that position but got denied
>>732549368Lol yeah right faggot, more like cock muncher faggot.
>>732549313>let me tell yaoh i know. i've been in a similar kind of shitshow. life gets so much more joyful after you're out of there.
>>732549273god i need to watch that show again
>>732548684>>Drunk at workSo I was correct the entire time. It was entirely your fault. No person, worth having on a job, is going to show up drunk. I bet you have a history of incidents like that. And what got you fired was not a "woman moment" but the cumulative effects of your own fuckups.
>>732547863do you always ring twice?
>>732549392You are not missing much anon, is a buckbreaking job and it doesn't pay THAT well
>>732549454Then they should have just fired me then, you fucking idiot-- it was something that had literally never happened before in my life. I was entirely prepared to get fired for that incident but they didn't do it. Instead, a few months later they suddenly start giving me a hard time about shit there was no way I could have been responsible for and then one day after I show up for work they take me in the conference room, give me the most idiotic reasons imaginable for firing me, and then ask me to sign the papers. The whole thing was designed to catch me off-guard. If I'd gotten more time to think about it I would've told them they can shove those papers right up their asses because they *LITERALLY* can't prove I did what they wrote me up for. The thing about it that really pisses me off is that I *liked* my director and the other higher up for fired me. I genuinely respected them and they treated me well. It's still hard for me to hate them for pulling that shit. The reality is that extremely petty people DO exist and they DO work in positions of power and they DON'T like people who question their judgement. Simple as.
>>732547756secretary
>>732549792Do you wear sexy outfit?
>>732549752You showed up drunk at work. I can not trust you at all to be unbiased. I am 99% sure that there was a long history of you fucking things up, and probably never taking responsibility, and the higher ups had been talking about you, and being sick of you a long time ago, and what got you fired, was just the last drop.
>>732550182>pretending knocker-up is puzzlingDishonest writinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocker-up
>>732550182>running aboutbased
>>732550018no im a fat guy
>>732550235lmao, how am I only learning this now
>>732550216>long history of you fucking things upI was following the exact protocol I was trained to follow-- one that A) made a simple job significantly more confusing, B) was rife with mistakes that everyone made, and C) made it actually impossible to account for who did what. There was an incident I was written up for a month or two prior to all of this in which I was blamed for making a mistake that I wasn't even certain I made, but I took responsibility for it because it was *PLAUSIBLE*. I even came up with a new method for doing my job that would have broken it down so as to prevent the likelihood of me making any mistakes, and my supervisor actively sabotaged my efforts to do it. Then out of nowhere people all started blaming me for shit that I didn't even fucking do. I genuinely thought I was losing my mind right up until they fired me. I wasn't fucking anything up, anon. I hadn't made any mistakes that I didn't own up to or try to fix. My supervisor just wanted to get rid of me and she had the upper management by the balls for reasons that I can only speculate about. My being drunk at work was treated with empathy and grace. Like I've said to you already, if I was a problem worker, that would've been the perfect opportunity for them to can me. But they didn't Not for several months, and not even for anything worth canning someone for.
>>732550182>count as femalewhat did she mean by this
>>732547756Landscaper, manual labor in general really
>>732548891>>director told me she understood exactly where i was coming fromFrom the bar?
>>732547756Dying.
>>732547756Plate cutting and bending
>>732550652Actually it was from a gas station. But I have a strong suspicion that either she herself was a drunk or that she had family members who were drunks. No one except someone with a personal understanding of alcoholism would have excused me for that. >mfw she gave me a 3/5 on my end-of-year evaluation, which is basically what she gave everyone including my supervisor
>>732550182>Proprietor of midgetsDude living the dream.
>>732550792>And I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. >Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime
I sell drugs to the community.
I'm a prison snitch
>>732550410and?
>>732547756Pony porn animator.Retired tho.
>>732548179what the fuck is this material
>>732548113Your father was Albert Toll who was born in 1865?
>>732547756security OFFICER
>>732547756Professional shitposter for this piece of shit company
>>732548114>engeniierrpffffff
>>732548343>engineerpffffff
>>732551652>compensation: 2.7
>>732551540>anon's father was actually a con man You hate to see it happen
full time NEET
>>732547756Game tester
>>732550182>Drowner
>nobody here saw the movie
>>732551989Anon, this meme is older than most of the people who post here.
>>732551989I did and it was midClearly the meme surpassed its origins
>>732547756Horse trainerI don't actually get to play /v/idya so I just listen to you guys not talk about /v/idya
>>732551464This is how cats are made
>>732551989OP here, it's a stealth blog thread you fucking newfag. I don't care about you shouting HAOOOHHH
>>732547756I'm the guy that scans your boarding pass when you're getting on a plane.
Video game QA
>>732547756GOONER SIR
