This is Lammy now, feel old yet?
>>732548191Stop gooning, find a job.
>>732548191Whenever I see some sluts wearing those whale tail panties I have the uncontrollable urge to give them a wedgie.
>>732548231I'm an erotica author, i goon while i write.
ban furry content thank you
>>732548335no you are not, seek medical help
>>732548314I think its safe to say they already have a wedgie
She looks like she kisses little boys
>>732548341Furry content is the only thing keeping this board somewhat barely tolerable.
>>732548191nintendo would've brought them back if they owned the ip unlike sony...
>>732548341NO! This one can stay
>>732548379I published a short story on Amazon about a giant-breasted MILF becoming an exhibitionistic nudist just a few weeks ago.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGHR5XZ5(Not too satisfied with the cover, I just threw it together while learning GIMP.)
>>732549172>Helen Summers, a lonely divorcee and mother of two, finds herself overwhelmed with an all-encompassing desire to expose herself after she notices her handsome, young neighbor spying on her. This ludicrously voluptuous woman abandons every last shred of modesty and devotes herself entirely to satiating her rampant lust.Right on, anon. Hell yeah.
>>732548191>off model trash to the point where it's just a generic human body with a barley recognizable "head" attached
>>732549421I would have recognized that as Lammy pretty much immediately
>>732548191Lammy owes me sex.
>>732548191Breed the llama.DO IT NOW.
>>732548231shut the fuck up onbocomaru
>>732549421This might surprise you, anon, but everyone is a generic human body with a different head attached.
>>732548191Woah mama
>>732548231Shalom
>>732548191luv da lam
>>732548341if anything they should lift the ban on certain cartoon horses
>>732548191she looks older than me
>>732553349so you could say that they're about the size of an average human mother
>>732548231>tfw remote worker and can goon on schlomo’s dime
>>732553349>character designers with no imagination be like
>>732548524Yeah, because Nintendo isn't known for also having a massive graveyard of IPs they gave up on>B-but MetroidYeah, what about all the others lol
>>732557318post some examples
>>732548335link? Pseudonym?
>>732548231Shut up you're 47
>>732548231>stop feeling good and become a slaveSure convinced me there buddy
>>732549421But Lammy literally has a generic human body.
>>732557437Golden Sun, Wario Land, F zero, Kid Icarus, fucking SteeldiverMore obscure stuff that they never really did anything more than 1 game with and never got out of Japan like Sutte Hakkun and other Sattelaview games that never got out of it, or the game known in english as "The from for whom the bells tolls" who despite being the game where Link's awakening got its engine from, and despite having an assist trophy in smash (the guy that turns in to a snake or a frog) got nothing from NintendoYou could say that some of them aren't as impactful as the big ones, that they had good reasons to give up on them and that I kinda did scrap the bottom of the barrel at the end there; But Nintendo does have a nice list of IPs they aren't doing anything with, I'd say now Parappa/Lammy is on the same level than something like Golden Sun/Kid IcarusPeople know about those games and you have a small vocal community asking for new games, but that's itNintendo isn't saving any game series because they own the rights to it
>>732548231try not to smile when you learn boco's age (he posts more on 4chan than the anon reading this)
>>732560393i ship these two
>>732557689shhh the narrative is that any kind of interpretation is trash
>>732557689No, that's different from OP's pic.>>732560770you're not clever.
>>732560712>>732560393soul
>>732560712>>732561072
>>732548231Everyone replying is correct about the employed being cattle but they're wrong about why they're unemployed. I'd love to be a slop-eating golem but no one's hiring because the economy is fake
>>732560393>>732560712That adorable
>>732549172>>732548335prove itand how is the income, any good ?
>>732548335based if true
Actually, this is her now.
>>732560712i recognize this artisthe draws that blue haired slut doesn't he
Is this game any good?
>>732548231You sure riled them up kek
>>732548191>meet a girl in current year thats both a virgin and literally dresses and acts EXACTLY like lammy>shes very into me and wants me to be her bf>but shes incredibly autistic, has a slew of actual mental issues, and is very young and shelteredIdk what to do bros shes so close to being perfect but fuck man im too old for this kind of relationship again
>>732548231my job pays 6 figures and i have time to goon in the evenings and weekends. is that acceptable?
>>732548191fat_beeetch.jpg
>>732548191I miss the early 2000s when every hoe was wearing low rise pants and thongs>sitting at the back in class and seeing an entire row of whale tails in front of youI miss it so much
>>732548231It's my day off, asshole.
>>732565501You forgot to mention what the downside is.
>>732548231>doesn't goon and work at the same timeNGMI
>>732565910now you just see the whales themselves
>>732548191i WISH I WAS LAMMY
>>732548231Boco, thats a little rich coming from you, don't you think?
>>732548231https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!cGGXj1qjWM6/Jesus christ
>>732548231I'm not surprised boco is a huge jew
>>732566457boco is a professional autist, holy shit
>>732548191Is there porn made with this model yet?
>>732548191No one who depicts her like this played the game, you can make her hot without making her look like twitter art>>732557689She looks like 15 canonically>>732565643So thankful your troon threads died, unfunny Garyc faggot
>>732560393quite possibly the most soulful game of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxMVj56L8zA
>>732548231fpbp
>>732549421Imagine being this autistic.
>>732548231Why don't you fuck off, faggot.
>>732566457>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!cGGXj1qjWM6/tripfags earning their name as tripfags.
>>732548231(you) are just a lightning rod for punishment, ain't ya, Boco? Guess I'll have to use the lead pipe this time.
You guys need to stop saying mean things about my girlfriend. She's not fat, she just has a little extra fluff so SHUT UP!
>>732548231Tripfags deserve the rope (except for aggrocrag he's my nigga)
>>732566160Based.I'm working from home and I have a separate work computer. I jack off in-between calls and filling excel sheets.
Is she Lammy's Nobody?
>>732560924>No, that's different from OP's pic....yes retard, and she has a generic body. Try to engage all three of your braincells when responding this time.
>>732549421Nobody but you retarded autists care if the illustration is "off-model."
>>732548191>furry with no furWtf am I looking at.
>>732560393Goddamn I fucking miss Gitaroo Man dude, my friends and I played this nonstop back in the day. It felt like such an accomplishment to beat Master Mode, I can't believe they never made a sequel to it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBpQJdJzEBA
>>732548519sexy sloppa
Rammy's bush.
Rammy's cigarette flavoured kisses.
>>732548191Is this from a video? A porn animation? I just wanna see her move she looks like she'd be really expressive and bouncy.
>>732573606nvm I found ithttps://x.com/ChunkerBuns/status/2018710130582237538
>>732548231isn't this guy a scat fetishist?
>>732548231I can't. My wife won't let me. She wants me home so I can fuck her on demand since she works from home. I guess its neet malewife lifestyle for me boys.
>>732573684>VRchat
>>732573684>chunkerbunscommon chunkerbuns w. this is about as good as that female torrent model he made years ago. i want to lick their navels>>732573856i hope you do all the cleaning and cooking in the house and that you're a damn good cook to boot because god damn you thats a fine lady right there
>>732574059The model is still really good.
>>732560393>>732560712
>>732573686That's saucyBoco is a senran kagurafag who will ALWAYS reply if you post them so it's hilarious he's been bitching about gooners lately considering it's senran and that shit is pure coomer
>>732549421>barley recognizable
The song's in Lammy's game are terrible and its weird that people give it any attention at all. Parappa had catchy songs. Lammy has fucking nothing memorable.
>>732548335I envy you. Every time I write, I end up just jacking off and moving on. I must get stronger.
>>732573684VAM port when?
>>732548335Shit, same>Start writing a peak sex scene>Get boner, need to stop
>>732574491That's some peak art
>>732548191Cute furry
>>732565501Anon, I need to hear your and her ages. This is about keeping you out of prison and ensuring that you won't be yet another Discord groomer story that whatever side of the political spectrum will use to claim you're an evil on the opposite one. You're welcome to provide more details, but if she's>actually underage an you're not For fuck's sake don't do it. Just be a good role in her life. >Is 18+ but no more than 25, and you're 5+ years olderShe's not going to stay like that forever. Depending on how old you are, people may look at you like a freak including her parents. Can she be a real 'partner' for you? Realize she may 'grow up' , get bored of you, or otherwise fuck off . Think about this carefully>She's late 20s or more and you're 30-40+MAYBE it can work out long term if you're happy with how she is now and she is set in her autism and doesn't mind yours. The problem is mental issues can flip on a dime and if they're not the kind of thing you both can handle, it may end up fucking things up depending on their severity. If its a thing where she has anxiety about going outside and you will take her to the therapist and be present for exposure therapy that's one thing, if she's some sort of BPD tantrum or autistic in a way she decides online she's going to troon into a guy because she doesn't feel like a girly girl then its a nightmare etc. Be wary, anon. Finding someone you connect with is fine and much like people telling you you're too old for vidya its not an issue necessarily, but there are some things that really are best experienced at different times when they cost you less and timing is important.
>>732548341Hell no
